smartassery

I don't know if they're real, but these wisecracks (heh, I said "cracks") do give me a level of smartassery to aspire to for the day I have a massive tube stuck into my butt:

Archive 2009-06-14 Tyler 2009

I'm not sure when I first came across Ted May's work -- it was probably with It Lives -- but I remember being delighted with his sly blend of rock and roll, monster mania, superheroics, and adolescent smartassery, all delivered with a wink and a nod.

Is the ship sinking? A short chat with Ted May | Robot 6 @ Comic Book Resources – Covering Comic Book News and Entertainment 2009

I don't know if they're real, but these wisecracks (heh, I said "cracks") do give me a level of smartassery to aspire to for the day I have a massive tube stuck into my butt:

Warning: Reading this may make you involuntarily clench your buttcheeks Tyler 2009

I would defend philosophy, though - there are places where they think the world exists, and that philosophy is not just an exercise in words and smartassery.

University Challenged juliette 2009

A pretty tense and ultimately disappointing game was made far more enjoyable listening to the smartassery flying through the air.

Sons of Steve Garvey 2010

And for coining my new favorite term, "smartassery."

Sons of Steve Garvey 2010

It's in panel form and posted to the web, so I'm going to call it a webcomic, although you could also call it an exercise in crowdsourced smartassery.

Wired Top Stories Lore Sj 2010

I see a lot of truth in Yaakov Watkins 'characterization of Littwin as a "political gossip columnist," but, given his apparent inability to focus his smartassery at Democratic foolishness, I have to stand pat with my own assessment: toady.

Denver Post: News: Breaking: Local 2009

A good time was had by all who were in earshot of my smartassery .....

TravelPod.com Recent Updates 2008

It’s also not a Robert Downey, Jr. romp of charisma and smartassery (I have to admit, I was worried Downey would be reprising his super-likable characters from Iron Man and Kiss Kiss Bang Bang in this titular role.)

Movie Review: Sherlock Holmes » Scene-Stealers 2009