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Despite -- or perhaps because of -- my obvious incredulity, the spacewomen unanimously selected me as their unofficial "diplomat" and have promised to initiate further encounters.

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Corroborative evidence of my dramatic encounters with spacewomen?

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As I had suspected and described in my account of my previous experience with the spacewomen, these space travelers adopt the anatomy of desirable female celebrities selected from television transmissions.

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I also learned that, despite their technical prowess, the spacewomen are in some respects endearingly naive, so highly evolved that they've transcended emotion as we Terrans commonly experience it.

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Interestingly, this distinction isn't frivolous or motivated by aesthetic sensibilities; the different personae are used both to help delegate responsibilities on board the ship (duties ranging from navigation to xenoforming) and to assist in their contacts with Earthlings (or "Terrans," as we're known among the spacewomen).

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My one regret is that the temporal flux aboard the spacewomen's craft renders electronic photography impractical the spacewomen have no use for electronics, relying on what they term the "sensual plane" for communication.

Archive 2006-07-01 Mac 2006

One of the things I enjoy about my ongoing contacts with nudist spacewomen is perusing strange celestial scenery.

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For example, the concept of "modesty" is apparently quite foreign to the spacewomen, as I failed to note any clothes concealing my hostesses' flawless, vat-grown flesh.

Archive 2006-02-01 Mac 2006

Just as they had intimated, the spacewomen returned for me.

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While snacking on otherworldly fruit genetically engineered in vast orbital orchards tended by robots, I learned that the spacewomen had long ago mastered the science of parthogenesis and kept their species alive through an advanced form of cloning.

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