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As for the point of this particular "douche-spiracy," my theory is that the "Doucherati" are using the douche-tastic marketing appeal of the bicycle to galvanize "douches" all over the world, and that we will soon find ourselves under the thrall of douchedom.

Conspiracy Theory: "Soylent Green is Douches!" BikeSnobNYC 2010

Well, this commercial is only the tip of a vast "douche-spiracy" that now permeates nearly every aspect of consumerism--and cycling has become an integral part of it.

Conspiracy Theory: "Soylent Green is Douches!" BikeSnobNYC 2010

The fact that the popular search engine would avoid an area it deems "rough" is doubly alarming to me, and seems to be even more evidence of a far-reaching cycling-based "douche-spiracy."

Round and Round: In Search of Direction BikeSnobNYC 2010

Jonas ceased to matter; the tankers at Citgo ceased to matter; the supply con-spiracy they had uncovered ceased to matter.

Wizard and Glass King, Stephen 1997

But getting him from Canaan into TerVeen, then into the ship, would require a substantial con-spiracy.

Passage at Arms Cook, Glen 1985

I'se gwine call on Gen'ral Benson myse'f, an 'ef he de right kin' o 'white gen'man, he gwine holp me in a' spiracy ter make

Hagar's Daughter: A Story of Southern Caste Prejudice Pauline Elizabeth 1902

And at the same time I saw, I was sure, that it was false, that they were in a con - spiracy to deceive me.

The Kreutzer Sonata and Other Stories [a machine-readable transcription] 1890

Why, it's a reg'ler con-spiracy all round -- rank mutiny, by thunder!

The Island Treasure 1887

Additionally, self-proclaimed baseball oracle Keith Law made the recent exclamation via Twitter that he always viewed Greinke as "overrated due to Midwestern media bias, Rany Jazayerli and the vast Royals blog-spiracy."

Royals Review slayor 2010

The subscription to the idea that PP is nothing but an abortion mill (in his estimation, it's a big ol 'c-o-n … spiracy in which abortion money goes to Planned Parenthood, which donates to the Democratic Party, which forces women to get abortions, which provides money for PP, which donates to the Democratic Party, and so on), the idea that this is a redeeming aspect of the Madoff clusterfuck, the whole magilla.

Sadly, No! 2009