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- noun Alternative spelling of
spit wad .
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Examples
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I think any spitwad that would steal a man's dog deserves the end of a short rope in a tall tree.
K-9 G.P.S. 2008
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I'm retired military and I loved Avatar; it's THE defining film of the early 21st century and I'll shoot a spitwad at any of you neo-pinko morons that say otherwise.
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From there it's been a matter of who threw which spitwad first.
Webb Spokesperson: Um, No, We Didn't Attack McCain's Service 2009
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When their people there decided they liked what we had better than what they had, all those nukes didn't do them a spitwad worth of good.
Is this offensive? Ann Althouse 2007
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Hell, even worthless little spitwad organizations like Media Matters have million annual budgets.
protein wisdom 2010
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Republicans are trying to sink Obamacare to keep us from drowning in the sea of socialism that we may be ideologically overinsured prior to our crash on the rocks of reason before performing elective surgery to remove these spitwad shooting knuckle draggers out of our tree of liberty.
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Dubbed "Pumkin" by Flava Flav and launched into notoriety quicker than that fateful spitwad hit Muppet-faced
Celebrity gossip juicy celebrity rumors Hollywood gossip blog from Perez Hilton 2008
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Dubbed "Pumkin" by Flava Flav and launched into notoriety quicker than that fateful spitwad hit Muppet-faced
Celebrity gossip juicy celebrity rumors Hollywood gossip blog from Perez Hilton 2008
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You can't shotgun someone for firing a spitwad at you through a straw, right (excluding Texas that is)?
Drudge Retort 2008
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Dubbed "Pumkin" by Flava Flav and launched into notoriety quicker than that fateful spitwad hit Muppet-faced
Celebrity gossip juicy celebrity rumors Hollywood gossip blog from Perez Hilton 2008
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