squits

At present, all 4 of Calmos 'crew (inc captain) are flushing themselves through at an incredible rate of knots! the "squits" as our dear captain calls it has infected us all.

TravelPod.com TravelStream™ — Recent Entries at TravelPod.com 2010

I went in and told him all the symptoms I could remember and he stopped me and said he was concerned that I had been bleeding and how long had I had the squits?

Snell-Pym » From the Drs to the Hospital to… erm what now? 2009

Is Exlax pebbledashing this thread now? for such a small sphincter, such a lot of squits comes out.

Think Progress » Concerns over Iran bombing grow. 2007

My emergency anti squits standby for the past 40+ years is Collis Brownes mixture.

Preparing for Rwanda 2007

‘Yes,’ she said, ‘you were squits — so providential; and the butler made a penholder out of the wood; it wouldn’t hold nibs, so I gave it to Con for school, and he cursed me.

Over the River 2004

Servers that generate any false message, ie fake server kills, squits, nick changes, etc.

The Rules for the Operators in The.Plan by Jennifer Wesp (IRC) 1991

Barry from Bermondsey, Bermondsey - Centre of London, 07/09/2011 14:23 If you're going to have the squits, no better place than in the Thames...just pull the wet suit to one side and...

Evening Standard - Home Rob Parsons 2011

My stomach stayed sore all night, but I didn't vomit in the end - I just had the squits the next morning.

TravelPod.com TravelStream™ — Recent Entries at TravelPod.com 2010

Ridiculous 'individualistic' bio - FYI, some of the cornier bios in Twitter give me the absolute squits - e.g. "husband, father, friend, brother".

British Blogs 2010

Sorry to hear you have the squits (or as my hubby would say, a runny bottom!)

BBC Blog Network 2009