summun

'at if it ain't mended, or closed altogether,' I says, 'summun' ll be going through and brekkin 'their necks,' I says.

The Talleyrand Maxim 1899

May 25, 2010 at 8:02 pm an leeve teh bell sew ai cans summun yoo en cays aifinks uv sumfing els ai nead.

i trust you will let - Lolcats 'n' Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger? 2010

January 24, 2008 at 3:10 pm das coz summun gonna kik dey azzez if dey doan stay on tops of dat sorta ting, nowumsayin?

Of course I not put on internets. - Lolcats 'n' Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger? 2008

GPS, drunk: "Get oudda da car, let summun else do it."

Archive 2008-07-01 Anne Johnson 2008

GPS, drunk: "Get oudda da car, let summun else do it."

The New Toy in the Car Anne Johnson 2008

May 13, 2008 at 6:55 am beesidz, iffin no flams, how we summun da fyrefitres?

I has a vowel movement - Lolcats 'n' Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger? 2008

Kitteh 2 tireded owt 2 cares if summun lukks dere.

Monorail Kitteh - Lolcats 'n' Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger? 2008

I was to take possession the day after tomorrow, and Mrs. Crupp said, thank Heaven she had now found summun she could care for!

David Copperfield 2007

Wouldn 'even hev't'be anything about spooks or whatnot-just summun decidin''t'cosh' er on account uv she's alone an 'they fig-ger on robbin' 'er.

The Wizard Of London Lackey, Mercedes 2005

"I drops off, next thing I knows, he's up there yappin 't' summun an 'I wanta know who!"

Take A Thief Lackey, Mercedes 2001