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Iya! safe to all muh brehz owt ther big up 2 roll deep dey da best grime owt there tha lyrical performance dey giv is bliss! and all u haterz leave ure sh! t'e comment owt tha wai ov tru artists alryt!

The grimy streets of London (Music (For Robots)) 2005

And the divide is not only linguistic, but really cultural, too: "t'e"-sayers and "cha"-sayers drink it differently.

languagehat.com: BORN TO KVETCH. 2005

How vill humanity bless us if we can raise, out of t'e slums and squalor, out of t'e crooked and blind and degraded, out of t'e hospitals and prisons, t'e spawning dregs of humanity and make t'em perfect!

The Bacillus of Beauty A Romance of To-day Harriet Stark

T'e same eyes, more bright; t'e same hair, more lustrous and abundant; t'e same complexion clear and pure; t'e same voman as she might have been if t'e race had gone on defeloping a hundred t'ousand years.

The Bacillus of Beauty A Romance of To-day Harriet Stark

T'at I shall die unknown, vit 't'e greatest discofery of all time in my hands?

The Bacillus of Beauty A Romance of To-day Harriet Stark

Science finds t'e bacillus of t'e perfect vine and puts it in t'e cask of fresh grape juice, and soon t'e vine drinkers of t'e vorld svear it is t'e rare old vintage.

The Bacillus of Beauty A Romance of To-day Harriet Stark

You comb t'e hair, you haf pretty ribbons, you make t'e body strong and supple, you look in t'e glass and vish for more beauty.

The Bacillus of Beauty A Romance of To-day Harriet Stark

On t'e ot'er hand, "-- I felt what was coming by the sudden oiling of his squeak --" t'e goot man or voman, t'e goot human organism, mus 'haf beauty.

The Bacillus of Beauty A Romance of To-day Harriet Stark

I dit not promise t'at you should be t'e only beautiful voman all your life, or ten years, or von year.

The Bacillus of Beauty A Romance of To-day Harriet Stark

I haf put t'e bacillus of perfect vine into t'e new grape juice, and I svear it's -- Prosit, dead eyes!

The Bacillus of Beauty A Romance of To-day Harriet Stark