tazer

If you stick a tea-bagger in a pool underwater and use a cattle prod or some other kind of tazer on the water, I wonder if the current would carry.

Think Progress » Army Secretary says Gates has placed a de facto moratorium on DADT discharges. 2010

If you stick a tea-bagger in a pool underwater and use a cattle prod or some other kind of tazer on the water, I wonder if the current would carry.

Think Progress » Army Secretary says Gates has placed a de facto moratorium on DADT discharges. 2010

What happens when the baby puts the tazer in it's mouth and electrocutes itself???

Looking for a Xmas gift for a REALLY overprotective new mom? Tyler 2009

Something wells up inside me but I keep it down, see the tazer across the courtyard eyeballing me.

365 tomorrows » 2010 » April : A New Free Flash Fiction SciFi Story Every Day 2010

They do this by tracking you down with a portable scanner that receives signals from overdue organs, and then they tazer you (maybe) and cut you open, rip out your kidney or heart or lung, seal it in a plastic bag, fill out a pink repo form, and hand the form and the organ back to their boss.

REVIEW: Repo Men « Giant Killer Squid - Film, Comics, News, Reviews and more 2010

Wait a minute, I carry a tazer almost daily (at work) and no one has done a risk assessment re me needing underwater breathing gear or a rubber boat.

“Ruralshire Constabulary to get TASER on the front line” « POLICE INSPECTOR BLOG Inspector Gadget 2009

I personally believe the officer was trying to use his tazer and accidentally pulled his gun in the chaos.

Matthew Yglesias » Oscar Grant 2009

The Shot-despicable of that policeman to tazer that young man-there was no danger, what a shame.

Oil Spill Conspiracy Theories: Join the Live Chat 2010

The last I heard the story was that he thought he had his tazer.

Matthew Yglesias » Oscar Grant 2009

Rick will never, never, never (apparently) live down his experience with the tazer.

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