toiletpaper

Later in the evening, when the bourbon buzz feels like crickets loud in my head, and to my surprise the in-laws are approaching verbal, I see my sister's baby slithering under the coffee table like some lizard, unraveling a full roll of toiletpaper as he crawls.

The "Home for Christmas" Blues Elizabeth Westmark 2011

Or a protest that brings together 60 people three of whom throw toiletpaper on some White House trees and get busted?

Protest? What Protest? American Media Don't See What They Don't Want (You) to See 2009

So, how about just making the NYT out of fluffy toiletpaper.

The NYT is trying to take away our toilet paper! Ann Althouse 2009

We had an outhouse until I was about 4 yrs old but my Mom and Dad grew up with outhouses and not only that but they used the Eatons catalogue for toiletpaper.

Anniversaries, outhouses and bunny rabbits « knitnut.net 2009

Or a protest that brings together 60 people three of whom throw toiletpaper on some White House trees and get busted?

Protest? What Protest? American Media Don't See What They Don't Want (You) to See 2009

Wonderbaby is on to something with the whole toiletpaper idea … soleclaw Said,

Love pedantry? Try this on for size! | Her Bad Mother 2006

Hot showers, nice toiletpaper, and washing my clothes in a washing machine

A Very Merry Christmas Indeed 2008

Faced with grave moral issues -- a criminal and unpopular war that is costing the country the lives of thousands of its young people, and hundreds of billions of dollars a year, a president who treats the Constitution like so much toiletpaper, and an economy that is being hollowed out like a Halloween pumpkin, these Democrats are doing nothing.

Dead Men and Women Walking 2007

As nice as they were, I have to say that the toiletpaper and "Tide" (detergent) = = "roll tide" is one of the stupider things I've seen at a sports event (on balance, the CornHeads at Husker games are no better).

No Matter Where I Lay My Head 2005

Wonderbaby is on to something with the whole toiletpaper idea...

Love pedantry? Try this on for size! 2006