unwashable

A giant unwashable fuzzy E.T. with a finger covered in vagina goo.

Regretsy – No Head For You! 2010

The lobby was a time capsule of scratched and unwashable glass walls, clunky tubular gilt railings, molded plastic seats, and golden frames on the walls that advertised nothing.

Insignificant Others Stephen McCauley 2010

Laundry increased, because heretofore the materials that people wore were unwashable -- woven woolen goods, felts, and leather.

Archive 2008-03-01 Linda 2008

Laundry increased, because heretofore the materials that people wore were unwashable -- woven woolen goods, felts, and leather.

More Work for Mother 5 -- 19th Century Pluses and Minuses Linda 2008

My suspicion is that the modern iteration of the unwashable stain is a hangover from the rise of Nazi Germany.

Witches can be right, giants can be good Matthew Guerrieri 2007

My suspicion is that the modern iteration of the unwashable stain is a hangover from the rise of Nazi Germany.

Archive 2007-12-01 Matthew Guerrieri 2007

Every smear in the recent campaign was a skidmark, and all of that unwashable crap (aside from some of the more hysterical Foley-bashing) came from the GOP.

Davis Sweet: The Asshole Factor (Not About O'Reilly, Necessarily) 2008

This menu must be accompanied by the cheapest, most easily-broken and most unwashable crayons in the bad crayon industry.

Joel Schwartzberg: The Secret Truth About Diners 2008

Even my own artistic kids showed outlaw tendencies from time to time (unwashable crayon on formerly clean wall).

Joel Schwartzberg: Paint Misbehaving: Why is There Graffiti in My Suburb?! 2008

When they've done something far more serious than just smear a tube of lipstick across your carpet or taken their Crayola Washable Marker to the decidedly unwashable cat.

A Clockwork Sippy Cup 2007