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Although unwashed, "unwiped," and otherwise undistinguishable from others of the same age about the place, they are gravely introduced as khan this, that, and the other respectively; and while they remain in the room, obsequiousness marks the deportment of everybody present except their father, and he regards them with paternal pride.

Around the World on a Bicycle - Volume II From Teheran To Yokohama Thomas Stevens 1894

There have been several ‘restaurants’ closed down in Texas where the mexican staff butchered goats on the same unwiped surfaces that they later served meals to their customers.

Contributor Stalking (The “Butchered Goat” Edition) | Midtown Lunch - Finding Lunch in the Food Wasteland of NYC's Midtown Manhattan 2010

Extra barkeepers had been engaged, and the drinkers jammed six deep before every drink - drenched and unwiped bar.

Chapter 14 2010

So tense was he, so bent upon the work he had to do, that the sweat stung his eyes unwiped, and unheeded rolled down his nose and spattered his saddle pommel.

War 2010

Nanoannie's upper lip itched from unwiped snot, and she felt like tearing her environment suit off.

Who Do You Say I Am 2010

Your every utterance is like the slithering hiss of a fat maggot in the putrid guts of a decomposing rat; your face is fouler than the unwiped inner ring of Satan's rectum.

Harry Cohen MP is an odious little cunt. FIDO The Dog 2009

Your every utterance is like the slithering hiss of a fat maggot in the putrid guts of a decomposing rat; your face is fouler than the unwiped inner ring of Satan's rectum.

Jeremy Clarkson on fine form. FIDO The Dog 2009

Your every utterance is like the slithering hiss of a fat maggot in the putrid guts of a decomposing rat; your face is fouler than the unwiped inner ring of Satan's rectum.

James Gordon Brown on markets and spinning facts. FIDO The Dog 2009

When I did a search on HuffPo for "spinal tap unwigged," it asked me "did you mean spinal tap unwiped?"

Sandy Kaczmarski: Unwigged and Unplugged: Spinal Tap Unwiped 2009

I think Iqualuit is an appropriate name for the BTs "the people with unwiped bums".

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! CC 2009