Extended Family

About

There's an Irish joke that goes something like this. After listening to a sermon in which the priest rails on about promiscuity from the pulpit, the following exchange takes place between an elderly couple:

Dinny: "Eily, did we ever have sexual relations?"

Eily: "Wisha, don't be an eejit! Sure, if we did, wouldn't they have come to your mother's funeral?"

This list is dedicated to relations, sexual or otherwise.