Comments by asylumhead003

  • Belt, belt, belt. When I was thick, oh so much thicker than today, I never needed any kind of belt in any way. But now I find (Yes now I find) that my pants aren't so secure. And without a belt, they show the world my drawers. Help me if you can; my pants are down! And I do appreciate being round. Help me if you can; my pants are down! Won't you please, please help me, help me...

    August 22, 2011

  • You know, reesetee, you've been doing a lot of fleeing with umbrage.

    August 20, 2011

  • No, he's been refusing to sign autographs lately.

    August 20, 2011

  • I let him go in line before me to get his penne all'arrabbiata, so he promised he wouldn't kill me with a tray.

    August 19, 2011

  • What is this blasphemy? Nuclear fufluns? Bah!

    August 19, 2011

  • "I will hack at your neck with the thin bit until the blood floweth across the Canteen floor!"

    "Death by tray it shall be!"

    August 18, 2011

  • No, I can't have the chardonnay, but a root beer would be nice.

    As for you, ruzuzu, be careful. There's a maniac who has been threatening to kill everyone with wet trays.

    August 18, 2011

  • Can't I have the chicken?

    August 17, 2011

  • Cake, please.

    August 16, 2011

  • Awww, I was gonna put that.

    August 16, 2011

  • You ought not to have told me the whereabouts of your emergency umbrage! I took umbrage because you were saving it for yourself. Luckily for you, I coud only carry half of it, and you still have some left.

    August 16, 2011

  • THUNDER CHICKEN AUTO SALES!

    August 16, 2011

  • Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I!

    August 14, 2011

  • This is most irregular. I seem to have obstructed his umbrage pilfering!

    August 14, 2011

  • *spontaneously materializes in reesetee's path, who runs into me, dropping umbrage all over the ground*

    Mwa, ha, ha, ha, ha!

    August 14, 2011

  • "If they fire, Watson, have no compunctions about shooting them down."

    August 14, 2011

  • 1. a mistake or goof-up; accident

    2. a collision of two or more vehicles, resulting in the axle or axles of at least one of them being damaged

    October 30, 2008

  • You know how little kids wear Superman pajamas? Well, when Superman was little, he wore Chuck Norris pajamas.

    October 30, 2008

  • If Chuck Norris could die, he would still be roundhouse kicking people even though he was dead, because God would be too scared to tell him.

    If Chuck Norris did push-ups, He would move the earth instead of himself.

    "Chuck Norris walked into a bar-"

    "You idiot! He wouldn't walk into a bar!"

    "Okay. But if he did, one second later, there wouldn't be a bar."

    October 23, 2008