- Infinite Jest
- A River Runs Through It
- A Nation Among Nations
- Descriptors one wouldn't wanted used in his obituary.
- Native Son
- I, Claudius
- Winesburg, Ohio
- The Good Soldier
- Pride and Prejudice
- Henderson the Rain King
- The Heart Is A Lonely Hunter
- A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius
- Ironweed
- Portnoy's Complaint
- To The Lighthouse
- Heart of Darkness and Other Tales
- A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man
- Invisible Man
- Pet Peeves
- On The Road
- The Basic Kafka
- Brave New World
- The Sirens of Titan
- Liberal Fascism
- Isms
- Proper nouns that are admissible in Scrabble.
- Speak, Memory
- The Solitary Vice: Against Reading
- The Innocents Abroad
- The House
- Orwell
- While Europe Slept/America Alone/American Fascists/Who Really Cares
- Pale Fire
- "Puts the ____ in ____" Jokes
- Words Without A Rhyme
- Presidents At War
- Common English Words That Are Also First Names.
- Words that shouldn't be used on a first date.
- Words you've never actually heard in conversation.
- Lolita
- Miscellanea
- Words that describe themselves.
- French words to throw around next time you feel pretentious.
- Words that sound dirty but aren't.