Zak

Zak is your typical tabloid journalist, writing about mysterious vortexes, The King and miraculous diets, when he stumbles onto something real.

In honor of Spirit, 4 classic games about Mars 2009

However, Zak is morally opposed to spaghetti on the religious grounds that it is messy and messy things make messes.

Tigers & Strawberries » Puttanesca: Fast Food for Fast Women 2005

Though I do love music and sing and tweedle along with music all the time, and have at various times played guitar and bass (and am picking the guitar back up and relearning), Zak is the music maven in the household.

Tigers & Strawberries » Music in My Kitchen 2005

Zak is sending me a link right this instant – I shall put it up shortly.

Tigers & Strawberries » Chupacabra Part Two 2005

And even as I type, Zak is in the kitchen whipping up a sponge for a loaf of bread to be baked tomorrow.

Tigers & Strawberries » Split Pea Soup: It’s Ugly 2005

I am unpacking as I can; Zak is busy putting together his desk and computer.

Tigers & Strawberries » I Have Returned 2005

LINE: "Zak and Ishi were back in Zak's tiny bunkroom, wedged in like sardines."

Really...Everybody's Doing It 2004

LINE: "Zak and Ishi were back in Zak's tiny bunkroom, wedged in like sardines."

April 2004 2004

So these days, Zak is playing in a band called Picastro, which has been signed to a little microlabel, which has made a couple of MP3s off their disc available for download.

Boing Boing: November 3, 2002 - November 9, 2002 Archives 2002

Zak is a leech who wants something for nothing. he wants the full and complete protection of the US government, protection from terrorists, safe food and drinking water, paved roads and police to patrol them, firemen to show up to his house when he passes out on the couch with a lit cigarette, garbage men to pick up his trash, but he doesn’t want to pay taxes to pay for all that.

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