Definitions

from The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, 5th Edition.

  • intransitive verb To depart in a hurry; abscond.
  • intransitive verb To die.

from The Century Dictionary.

  • To run away; abscond; make off.

from the GNU version of the Collaborative International Dictionary of English.

  • intransitive verb A jocular word. U. S. To take one's self off; to decamp.

from Wiktionary, Creative Commons Attribution/Share-Alike License.

  • verb intransitive, slang to abscond.

from WordNet 3.0 Copyright 2006 by Princeton University. All rights reserved.

  • verb run away; usually includes taking something or somebody along

Etymologies

from The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, 4th Edition

[Mock-Latinate formation (perhaps influenced by abscond) purporting to mean “to go off and squat elsewhere” : ab- + squat + -ulate (as in perambulate).]

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Blended jocular mock-Latin word. Probably made up of the following parts: Latin ab- ("away (from)"), (maybe taken from English abscond), English -ate (maybe taken from English perambulate, and the middle portion, "squatul", which might be a derivation of English squattle ("depart"), or squat.

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Examples

  • The series I write, The Accidental Adventures, is considered good for "reluctant readers," meaning the books are fast reads, heavy on humor, and when I use a big word like absquatulate, I define it right away, usually in relation to passing gas it means to leave in a hurry.

    Charles London: There Are No Boy Books Charles London 2011

  • The series I write, The Accidental Adventures, is considered good for "reluctant readers," meaning the books are fast reads, heavy on humor, and when I use a big word like absquatulate, I define it right away, usually in relation to passing gas it means to leave in a hurry.

    Charles London: There Are No Boy Books Charles London 2011

  • The series I write, The Accidental Adventures, is considered good for "reluctant readers," meaning the books are fast reads, heavy on humor, and when I use a big word like absquatulate, I define it right away, usually in relation to passing gas it means to leave in a hurry.

    Charles London: There Are No Boy Books Charles London 2011

  • The series I write, The Accidental Adventures, is considered good for "reluctant readers," meaning the books are fast reads, heavy on humor, and when I use a big word like absquatulate, I define it right away, usually in relation to passing gas it means to leave in a hurry.

    Charles London: There Are No Boy Books Charles London 2011

  • The series I write, The Accidental Adventures, is considered good for "reluctant readers," meaning the books are fast reads, heavy on humor, and when I use a big word like absquatulate, I define it right away, usually in relation to passing gas it means to leave in a hurry.

    Charles London: There Are No Boy Books Charles London 2011

  • The series I write, The Accidental Adventures, is considered good for "reluctant readers," meaning the books are fast reads, heavy on humor, and when I use a big word like absquatulate, I define it right away, usually in relation to passing gas it means to leave in a hurry.

    Charles London: There Are No Boy Books Charles London 2011

  • Smart enough to be dumb enough, or dumb enough to be smart enough? absquatulate

    Think Progress » Anti-Semitism, U.N.-Bashing Color History of “War on Christmas” Conspiracy 2005

  • Sam might have continued writing bright, frivolous pieces for Bret Harte and his bohemian paper indefinitely, had it not become propitious for him to absquatulate again.

    Mark Twain Ron Powers 2005

  • Sam might have continued writing bright, frivolous pieces for Bret Harte and his bohemian paper indefinitely, had it not become propitious for him to absquatulate again.

    Mark Twain Ron Powers 2005

  • Certain words used by George St. George are part of the backwoods culture of Davy Crockett, and come from the nineteenth century. absquatulate depart, run away exflunct exhaust, beat thoroughly obflisticated bewildered, confused ramsquaddle demolish ripstavera first-rate person or thing slantindicular in a slanting direction

    The Runaway Asteroid Michael D. Cooper

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  • This is the funniest word I've heard in a long time... it almost matches booger in it's guffaw-factor.

    September 23, 2007

  • Now here's a tongue-twister:

    Sasquatch absquatulated squeamishly.

    December 3, 2007

  • This is a great word, it's so fun to say.

    December 3, 2007

  • I love this word. Actual, complete telephone conversation between myself and my nineteen-year-old (younger) sister, who was out for dinner, on Saturday night:

    Sister: Hi, um, you know that...what's that word from the other day that means "running away and taking another person with you"?

    A: ...Honey. You are NOT calling the house at 12:30 just to ask me the definition of a word.

    Sister: Yeah, I totally am. What's the word?

    A: pause It's 'absquatulate,' sweetheart.

    Sister: cracks up

    A: cracks up

    Sister: Okay okay okay. Bye!

    April 7, 2008

  • Oh my stars and garters... how have I lived for so long without knowing this wonderful, wonderful word?!!!

    April 8, 2008

  • Pterodactyl, I demand that you go list "oh my stars and garters" on my list of Delightful Ejaculations right now. Pretty please!

    April 8, 2008

  • No need to demand, c_b -- I'd be delighted to add to that excellent list. :-)

    April 8, 2008

  • Hee... now it's there, and I'm happy. :) *sighs*

    April 8, 2008

  • The term "absquatulate" has become familiar to us during the war. "It comes from a or ab, privative, and squat, western for settle. When a squatter removes, he absquatulates." In peculiar circumstances whole companies have absquatulated.

    (Forty years of American life, by Thomas Low Nichols)

    June 24, 2008

  • I think someone told me this word was made up by Mark Twain.

    June 24, 2008

  • Was it Chad? Don't EVER trust him.

    (Asativum: I mean Chad, of course.)

    June 24, 2008

  • Mencken "The American Language" says this word dates back to 1830 amongst settlers in the West. Means "to depart stealthily."

    September 1, 2008

  • "In the 19th century, the vibrant energy of American English appeared in the use of Latin affixes to create jocular pseudo-Latin 'learned' words. There is a precedent for this in the language of Shakespeare, whose plays contain scores of made-up Latinate words. Midwestern and Western U.S. absquatulate has a prefix ab-, "away from," and a suffix, -ate, "to act upon in a specified manner," affixed to a nonexistent base form -squatul-, probably suggested by squat. Hence the whimsical absquatulate literally means "to squat away from." A more familiar meaning would be "to depart in a hurry."

    "A similar coinage is Northern busticate, which joins bust with -icate by analogy with verbs like medicate, and means "to break into pieces." Southern argufy joins argue to a redundant -fy, a suffix meaning "to make; cause to become." Today, these creations have an old-fashioned and rustic flavor curiously at odds with their elegance. They are kept alive in regions of the United States where linguistic? change is slow."

    More Word Histories and Mysteries: From Aardvark to Zombie, from the editors of American Heritage Dictionaries, Boston and New York: Houghton Mifflin, 2006

    September 4, 2008

  • See: abscond.

    October 3, 2008

  • What are we seeing it for?

    October 3, 2008

  • "Absquatulate" and many more "tall" words are elaborated on in Thomas Pyles’s marvelous book "Words and Ways of American English", New York, NY : Random House, 1952. (Cf. chapter 6, "Some Stylistic Characteristics: Tall Talk, Turgidity, and Taboo".)

    May 16, 2009

  • To flee a sasquatch.

    January 3, 2013