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Beanys father came over with Beany and 2 men and it was the same man whose horse we pluged with roten eggs, and the man who holered at us when we plugged the old cows. the man grabed me by the coller and told father i was the wirst boy in the town and if father dident lick me out of my skin he wood, and father said hold on there, they aint nobody going to lick my boy unless he licks me ferst, and he walked up to the man prety quick, and the man let go my coller and father said if they is any licking to be done i can do all that is necesary, and the man said we are going to have him arested, and father said what has he done and the man said these two boys have been throwing rocks at my horse and have cut a big gash in his side and he is all over blud, and the other man said we had been pluging rocks at his cows and had cut one on the head and one on the side well me and Beany said we only threw geese eggs at them and the blud was the runny part of the eggs and we crossed our throtes and hoped to die if it wasent so, and father said to the man did you xamine the gash and he said he was so mad when he see the horse that he hitched up the other horse and followed us and told his hired man to look after the horse and brogt the other man to. so father said to

'Sequil' Or Things Whitch Aint Finished in the First 1899

Meetings ARE the life blud of a good democracy, were hard graft is worked out, all good upstanding leaches work out the details of getting the credit. from the saying if thee cannot do, then teach how, if that is not possible then preach about it and if that is too hard, leach otherwise curl up and fade away. on July 16, 2009 at 12: 25 am PC World

Everything But The Girl « POLICE INSPECTOR BLOG Inspector Gadget 2009

As Constabularies have so many layers of fat, broken blud vessels, fractured nerves, clogged arteries, blind spots, ears blocked, myopia between the action feet and the top noodle, it is amazing that anything gets done.

IPCC To Investigate Barwell Deaths « POLICE INSPECTOR BLOG Inspector Gadget 2009

I always chuckle to myself and infact out loud when your nicking someone on the Swamp and they get all pissed off at you and tell you that you should be out nicking the dealers and real bad criminals that live in the area not them all they did was smack their bird and she well deserved it blud!

Locally Elected Police Chiefs, Yeah? « POLICE INSPECTOR BLOG Inspector Gadget 2010

Kitteh haz shrunken fish-hed neklace, a sharkskin war clowk adn fish blud war-paint.

…and den a bear came - Lolcats 'n' Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger? 2010

Butt! ai duzzent knoe wot dat wud duu to yor blud preshur.

…and den a bear came - Lolcats 'n' Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger? 2010

There's also an amusing glossary of rapslang, which translates the likes of "move to me blud and ya click get shank" into gentlemanly English.

Doc Brown 2010

June 15, 2010 at 4:46 pm noe – himz had eh yelloe won frum teh blud wurk wisch iz awf alreddee, adn eh redd won wear teh bump wuz. dat wonz sposd tu stae awn entill Thorz dae.

There’s an app for flat. - Lolcats 'n' Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger? 2010

Bisyds, U wuz awl cubberded wif blud n brayns — wood ennywun rekanyz U ennywaiz?

HARD WORK - Lolcats 'n' Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger? 2010

May 2, 2010 at 4:04 pm wuz 80+ and hoooomid in NJ, dubly-pleh fur me syns ai promised to mowify teh lawn if huzbing doanated teh blud.

It wasn’t until - Lolcats 'n' Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger? 2010