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I'm hoping it's not and that Rina runs circles around the other girls and obliterates the competition while playing her rifle-guiltar with her teeth.
tbtabby commented on the word guiltar
A musical instrument whose strings are pulled by your mother.
March 4, 2009
nycanthro commented on the word guiltar
Can she play "my heart bleeds for you"?
I've got one:
How many Jewish mothers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
It's O.K. Bubbe, I'll just sit here in the dark.
TB your portmanteaux are tres amusants! Are they of your own creation?
March 4, 2009
tbtabby commented on the word guiltar
No, I got them from Uncle John's Bathroom Reader, which got them from the Washington Post, hence the tag.
March 4, 2009
fbharjo commented on the word guiltar
does it gently weep? a la beatles
I look at you all see the love there that's sleeping
While my gui(l)tar gently weeps
I look at the floor and I see it need sweeping
Still my gui(l)tar gently weeps
I don't know why nobody told you
how to unfold you love
I don't know how someone controlled you
they bought and sold you
I look at the world and I notice it's turning
While my gui(l)tar gently weeps
With every mistake we must surely be learning
Still my gui(l)tar gently weeps
I don't know how you were diverted
you were perverted too
I don't know how you were inverted
no one alerted you
I look at you all see the love there that's sleeping
While my gui(l)tar gently weeps
I look at you all
Still my guitar gently weeps
Where is gangerh when we need him?
March 4, 2009