Definitions

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  • noun vulgar, slang A penis.

Etymologies

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Yiddish שלאַנג (shlang, "snake, by extension a penis")

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Examples

  • I'm sure his schlong is the first thing to go (definitely would be bobbitized).

    A Sweet Touch of Love Tyler 2009

  • Maybe it's not my imagination after all. double corned beef on rye ... that's what I call my schlong and yes, she does need that!

    The Superficial - Because You're Ugly 2010

  • Maybe it's not my imagination after all. double corned beef on rye ... that's what I call my schlong and yes, she does need that!

    The Superficial - Because You're Ugly 2010

  • His irrepressible schlong is a rock drill to a higher stratum.

    Fatherland 2004

  • His irrepressible schlong is a rock drill to a higher stratum.

    Fatherland 2004

  • "Plus the fact he's got this enormous, copper codpiece, or schlong, that is front and centre and his penance for screwing about with the ladies," he adds, chuckling.

    Vue Weekly David Berry / david@vueweekly.com 2010

  • "Plus the fact he's got this enormous, copper codpiece, or schlong, that is front and centre and his penance for screwing about with the ladies," he adds, chuckling.

    Vue Weekly David Berry / david@vueweekly.com 2010

  • The US army has confirmed that Israel has their very own circumcised version of Dr Manhattan's schlong, which is estimated in 200 to 400 nuclear warheads by other sources.

    Netvouz - new bookmarks 2009

  • The US army has confirmed that Israel has their very own circumcised version of Dr Manhattan's schlong, which is estimated in 200 to 400 nuclear warheads by other sources.

    Gizmodo 2009

  • The Mighty Feklahr calls His schlong “Womb Raider”!

    LARA CROFT: MEGAN FOX NAKED. MAYBE. 2009

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  • Grossest. Word. Ever.

    January 14, 2007

  • Ditto that. *gag*

    April 26, 2007