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Otherwise another name for humans coexisting with dinosaurs would be toejam.
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Am bedder naow, but, will probly wait until tomorrow to upload gnu pics, has a gud won uv toejam getting suckies frum hims “mommy” teh floofy cheezpeepsmap blankee. is teh kyoot!
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get rid of clutter, check. trim nails, check. read poems, check. dudemanflab 2009
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Dirty dudemanflab 2009
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Lists dudemanflab 2009
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BTW, dobby, toejam an oddity was moas worried wen got home, discovered only 1 can uf gushifood left…wow, hubby was really sick!
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Oh, desire. dudemanflab 2009
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You know she doesn't even pick off her own toejam in that crap.
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What a lovely image. dudemanflab 2009
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Maybe it's a molten cake, so when you slice it, it oozes....toejam.
yarb commented on the word toejam
Can someone please explain to me exactly what this is? It sounds pretty cool to me, but I have a feeling it's something unsavoury.
June 7, 2008
dontcry commented on the word toejam
I can. Toejam is that stuff that collects between your toes (sock fuzz, dirt, dead skin, etc.). It's kind of like belly button fuzz -- but stinkier, 'cause it's your feet.
June 7, 2008
dontcry commented on the word toejam
Do not put it on toast.
June 7, 2008
skipvia commented on the word toejam
Kind of reminds me of fromunda cheese...
June 7, 2008
pterodactyl commented on the word toejam
Apparently, if you wear no shoeshine, you are at risk of developing toejam football.
That's gotta hurt!
June 7, 2008
skipvia commented on the word toejam
You know, we have the makings of a very good list here--something having to do with, ummm, interesting bodily accretions. We already have toejam, fromunda cheese, earwax, pus, and smegma. Jolly!
If ever there were a word that sounded exactly like what it is, it has to be smegma.
June 8, 2008
reesetee commented on the word toejam
I should not have clicked on this page.
June 8, 2008
yarb commented on the word toejam
I'm happy to say I do not produce toejam; in fact, I struggle to see how anyone with a basic sanitary regime could.
I still think toejam is a cool word.
June 8, 2008
skipvia commented on the word toejam
C'mon, reesetee. You know you love it. :-) Anyway, here's a list.
What's that stuff that cements your eyelids together after a long sleep called?
June 8, 2008
vanishedone commented on the word toejam
Sleep, since you ask: dictionary.com has the American Heritage Dictionary giving it as its def. 3, 'a crust of dried tears or mucus normally forming around the inner rim of the eye during sleep'.
June 8, 2008
skipvia commented on the word toejam
Interesting, VO. We always called it "sleep" when I was growing up, but I assumed we were using a madeupical euphemism of sorts.
June 8, 2008
vanishedone commented on the word toejam
Maybe it was once, but the OED quotes Salinger using it in the Fifties.
According to Wikipedia rheum is a less colloquial term for it, but the definitions dictionary.com is giving me suggest it's a less precise term than the Wiki entry implies: 'a watery discharge from the mucous membranes (especially from the eyes or nose)'.
June 8, 2008
pterodactyl commented on the word toejam
I've always called that stuff sleep gunk, and I know several other people who do too.
June 8, 2008
dontcry commented on the word toejam
We call themn eye boogers!
Pter -- no shoeshine...*snort*
June 8, 2008
pterodactyl commented on the word toejam
Thank you, dontcry! Inside jokes aren't any fun unless someone else gets them. :-)
June 9, 2008
reesetee commented on the word toejam
Skipvia: Sure, sure, I love it. *barf*
Might you be searching for the word gound?
June 9, 2008
skipvia commented on the word toejam
That's it, reesetee. I should have known you'd already have it on a list somewhere.
June 9, 2008
reesetee commented on the word toejam
It's a mania. :-)
June 9, 2008
chained_bear commented on the word toejam
Wow. Even *I* should not have clicked on this page.
Yarb, apparently you have miraculous feet that never sweat or get dirty. Do you wash them every two hours?
June 10, 2008
yarb commented on the word toejam
It's true, I'm not ashamed of my feet.
June 10, 2008
dontcry commented on the word toejam
You know, if you're a REAL John Lennon fan, you'll favorite toejam. If you don't, well then I guess you just aren't....
June 12, 2008
dontcry commented on the word toejam
Today Only! List toejam ab-so-lute-ly free!! Don't wait -- this offer won't last forever! Hurry, hurry, hurry! Be the first on your block to list toejam ab-so-lute-ly free!
June 13, 2008
bilby commented on the word toejam
I'll list toejam iff yarb sends me a picture of his feet.
June 13, 2008
Prolagus commented on the word toejam
Do you know this song, dontcry? Go to 1:29!
June 13, 2008
yarb commented on the word toejam
It's a deal, bilby.
My feet.
nb love that video.
June 13, 2008
dontcry commented on the word toejam
yarb, you claim to be not ashamed of your feet -- yet you do not show them after making a deal. There's a word for that...
bilby is waiting and he promised me a listing *tapping toejamed toe*
*tap, tap, tap*
June 14, 2008
dontcry commented on the word toejam
Pro -- I started watching the video, then had to stop when the girls were taking turns cover their various privates as I suddenly had a houseful of 12 year-old boys.... I just went back to finish and it's gone but I think I got the picture, so to speak!
No, I did not know that song... and yuck!
June 14, 2008
yarb commented on the word toejam
Wakey wakey, dontcry. See link in my previous post.
June 14, 2008
dontcry commented on the word toejam
I AM wakey, wakey! I went there and just got "Things moved around" -- or some such, with a quote from Oscar Levant...or Oscar de la renta...or Oscar the grouch: what-ev -- no feet!
Still and all, I didn't get my listing from bilby *wah*
June 14, 2008
yarb commented on the word toejam
Oh. Sorry about that... gremlins... etc... tech people working on it...
June 14, 2008
Prolagus commented on the word toejam
In the meanwhile, I had to change the link because of some copyright problems, I guess, so I don't know how long this video will last (did you ever try to embed Simpsons' videos? Forget about it).
June 14, 2008
yarb commented on the word toejam
Okay - try this one.
June 14, 2008
Prolagus commented on the word toejam
Sexy feet, yarby.
June 14, 2008
dontcry commented on the word toejam
Well now. I'll have to agree with you yarb. No toejam there. Toetoast, maybe. But no toejam.
Pay up bilby.
June 14, 2008
dontcry commented on the word toejam
Dontcry is going to do a little online shopping (I need tank tops), go onto the porch for a little wicker rocker (remind me to tell you a funny wicker rocker/german accent story) therapy, then rent a movie from On Demand.
When I check back in, I hope I see toejam a little higher in the rankings. That's all I'm saying.
Ciao, aloha, and cheerio!
June 14, 2008
bilby commented on the word toejam
Your pedicure looks a thousand years overdue, yarb.
June 14, 2008
asativum commented on the word toejam
Yarb has feets of clay.
June 14, 2008
chained_bear commented on the word toejam
*horks*
July 11, 2008
bilby commented on the word toejam
Dc, must be time for the wicker rocker/german accent story!
May 19, 2009
iarwain commented on the word toejam
Uhhh, I believe this is actually Earl's partner/companion.
May 19, 2009
gangerh commented on the word toejam
'He wear no shoe shine'
May 19, 2009
gangerh commented on the word toejam
'He got toe jam football'
May 20, 2009
gangerh commented on the word toejam
'He got funny finger'
May 22, 2009
gangerh commented on the word toejam
'He shoot Coca Cola'
May 22, 2009