Burnt Umbrage

sionnach commented on the list burnt-umbrage

If you're lying back in your Laz-y-Boy, try a little accumbrage.

If you´re feeling coprophilic, there's bumbrage or bescumbrage.

If you're from Birmingham, there's brumbrage

If you are a pigeon-fancier, take a pinch of columbrage

If you're feeling flaky and friable, or in the mood for an angry underground cartoon, there's crumbrage

If you have a taste for green phallic vegetables, there's cucumbrage,

If you're sordomudo, then un poco de deafanddumbrage

If your taste runs to the percussive, there's drumbrage

if you're feeling stupid and angry, there's dumbrage, ya ignorant, belligerent yob

If you're a jolly green giant, there's feefifofumbrage

If you're feeling down, there's glumbrage,

If you like little girls, or drive a big fancy car, there's humbrage, you pervy pedo,

If you cut down trees and like to wear women's underwear, there's lumbrage,

If you live in Mumbai, you have a choice between mumbrage and slumbrage,

If you are an angry anesthesiologist, or a statistician, try the numbrage,

If you are a fine upstanding citizen, award yourself a shot of plumbrage

If you are a pirate, maybe some rumbrage

If you like it dirty, there's plenty of scumbrage for the taking

If you're sleepy, how about a little slumbrage

If you just can't resist temptation, there's succumbrage

If you like to knit, while watching executions, you need some tumbrage

If you are a tiny little thing, maybe a thimbleful of thumbrage

April 10, 2009

bilby commented on the list burnt-umbrage

Shady characters deal in penumbrage.

April 10, 2009

plethora commented on the list burnt-umbrage

If you're a little bit bored, perhaps some hohumbrage?

July 13, 2009