God bless them, the blondes of Greater Los Angeles County!
The Blonde Line
Noun.
There's always a throng of tall, beautiful blonde ladies standing in line outside that latest and greatest new hot nightclub, and the rest of us can't get past them. You know the type. They are wearing the latest hot microminidress from Marciano, and their cascading, wavy hair beckons all men from far and wide on Hollywood Blvd to take a gander.
Seriously, they are quite beautiful, tall, well-put together and blonde, but holy crap, give a brunette sister some love!
Usage: "I couldn't get into Halo last night--after all I'm just a short brunette in this conservative dress, and there was an unusually long blonde line."
Note No.1: Not all blondes are the type to stand in the typical blonde line. In fact, most blondes aren't.
Note No.2: Film reference: Leslie Mann & Katherine Heigl in "Knocked Up".
1. A zombie illness derived and mutated from a strain of a known disease normally within the scope of modern human medicine.
2. When someone seems to be so ill that they appear as if they will soon be mutating into a zombie state.
Usage: "Downwind of a sick man. I hope it's not zombieitis." Also, "Has the #SwineFlu mutated into zombieitis yet? I have my cricket bat at the ready, yeah boiiiiiiii!"
- @shiftingspanner & Yours Truly, respectively.
Note: The only two Tweeters in the Twitterverse who seem to be using zombieitis are @shiftingspanner &@LoveMeDeux: http://tinyurl.com/dyamsh
Note No.2: If you don't know what a zombie is, quick! Go out and get yourself a copy of "Shaun of the Dead" and watch it!
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lovemedeux commented on the word the blonde line
God bless them, the blondes of Greater Los Angeles County!
The Blonde Line
Noun.
There's always a throng of tall, beautiful blonde ladies standing in line outside that latest and greatest new hot nightclub, and the rest of us can't get past them. You know the type. They are wearing the latest hot microminidress from Marciano, and their cascading, wavy hair beckons all men from far and wide on Hollywood Blvd to take a gander.
Seriously, they are quite beautiful, tall, well-put together and blonde, but holy crap, give a brunette sister some love!
Usage: "I couldn't get into Halo last night--after all I'm just a short brunette in this conservative dress, and there was an unusually long blonde line."
Note No.1: Not all blondes are the type to stand in the typical blonde line. In fact, most blondes aren't.
Note No.2: Film reference: Leslie Mann & Katherine Heigl in "Knocked Up".
April 29, 2009
lovemedeux commented on the word zombieitis
Zombieitis.
Noun.
1. A zombie illness derived and mutated from a strain of a known disease normally within the scope of modern human medicine.
2. When someone seems to be so ill that they appear as if they will soon be mutating into a zombie state.
Usage: "Downwind of a sick man. I hope it's not zombieitis." Also, "Has the #SwineFlu mutated into zombieitis yet? I have my cricket bat at the ready, yeah boiiiiiiii!"
- @shiftingspanner & Yours Truly, respectively.
Note: The only two Tweeters in the Twitterverse who seem to be using zombieitis are @shiftingspanner &@LoveMeDeux: http://tinyurl.com/dyamsh
Note No.2: If you don't know what a zombie is, quick! Go out and get yourself a copy of "Shaun of the Dead" and watch it!
April 29, 2009
lovemedeux commented on the word zombieitis
And yes, the zombies will try to eat you and make you a zombie too.
April 29, 2009
lovemedeux commented on the word tweetort
Tweetort
verb.
A portmanteau of "Tweet" plus "retort". Tweetort.
Usage: "He tweeted some pretty rude remarks to me, but you should have seen my Tweetort."
:)
April 28, 2009