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- noun UK, vulgar Alternative spelling of
bell-end .
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Examples
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Sepp Blatter called a 'bellend' during award of South African medal
Home 2010
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(a) i'm not very sure about the "bellend" thing either - i interpret it as being the greatest cock (hence Amelle won it hands down).
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(a) i'm not very sure about the "bellend" thing either - i interpret it as being the greatest cock (hence Amelle won it hands down).
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(a) i'm not very sure about the "bellend" thing either - i interpret it as being the greatest cock (hence Amelle won it hands down).
unknown title 2009
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(a) i'm not very sure about the "bellend" thing either - i interpret it as being the greatest cock (hence Amelle won it hands down).
unknown title 2009
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(a) i'm not very sure about the "bellend" thing either - i interpret it as being the greatest cock (hence Amelle won it hands down).
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(a) i'm not very sure about the "bellend" thing either - i interpret it as being the greatest cock (hence Amelle won it hands down).
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(a) i'm not very sure about the "bellend" thing either - i interpret it as being the greatest cock (hence Amelle won it hands down).
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Alex Reid is such a pro-active berk, such a can-do bellend, such a hands-on clod of dimwitted scar tissue, that people will go out of their way not to vote for him this week.
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Especially those who, like Chris Brown, are bound to spend an entire week desperately blubbing for forgiveness on the set of Oprah like an unbearable bloody wet-mouthed bellend unless we all immediately start buying their records again right away.
Chris Brown Gets All Like “Yeah, OK, I Flipping Did It” 2009
bilby commented on the word bellend
"Bottom line is, some bellend in an office has recieved your letter and has responded in a heartless way due to either A) Being a twat or B) Knowing that there is no option and they're 'just doing their job'."
- forum post, kumb.com, cited 6 March 2010.
March 6, 2010
bilby commented on the word bellend
Gangerh, yarb, other Brits, any light to shed on this?
March 6, 2010
yarb commented on the word bellend
Ha ha! Happy to oblige. The bellend or bell-end is the end of the penis, the helmet as it's a.k. But it's never used in an anatomical sense: it's mildish (though certainly offensive) UK slang for a stupid person, more or less equivalent to wanker.
March 6, 2010
bilby commented on the word bellend
Thank you yarb.
March 6, 2010
gangerh commented on the word bellend
Also akin to dickhead. And I'm an Angle rather than a Brit.
March 6, 2010
bilby commented on the word bellend
I don't have an Angle list, sorry.
March 6, 2010
gangerh commented on the word bellend
But you are leaning toward the obtuse there, 'by.
March 6, 2010
faramond commented on the word bellend
I note that it's occasionally extended to Bellenderous as in 'Bellenderous spunktrumpet'.
February 16, 2020