from The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, 4th Edition
- n. Informal A chimpanzee.
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- n. Short for chimpanzee.
- v. To review every image on a digital camera after taking them.
- v. To get very excited when showing images on a digital camera.
from the GNU version of the Collaborative International Dictionary of English
- n. same as chimpanzee.
from WordNet 3.0 Copyright 2006 by Princeton University. All rights reserved.
- n. intelligent somewhat arboreal ape of equatorial African forests
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I have to agree that a chimp is the LAST pet I would consider.
The only think funnier than a photo of a chimp is a conservative trying to discuss race.
As the search continues, Loren Coleman wonders over at Cryptomundo if this was a case of mistaken identity and that the chimp is actually Bigfoot.
Karl needs his security clearance to gain access to the warrantless wiretap info so he can help the repubs stay in control cuz if they lose the chimp is history.
The chimp is off, running God-knows-where, by the time the fat man has a knife and fork in his greasy, chubby hands.
Phil Klinker offers “Opponents of the bill might want to print bumper stickers saying, ‘When owning a pet chimp is a crime, then only criminals will have pet chimps.’”
But on a more serious note, owning a pet with the level of consciousness of a chimp is horribly unethical.
“Opponents of the bill might want to print bumper stickers saying, ‘When owning a pet chimp is a crime, then only criminals will have pet chimps.’”
Like reminding the reader that a chimp is not a monkey.
Yes, a chimp is not some abstract, unspecified thing called an "intelligent agent".