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"Phloebag", a sausage of impertinence, a cylinder of snittiness, a douchebaguette.
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Kaitlin is flashing a douchebaguette hand sign of her own, which makes her fall far behind Jenny's real world hottness.
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There is little that can be done when a suckle thigh becomes a full douchebaguette, or what we call a stage-3 or stage-4 "Bleeth."
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Don Johnson and that other guy go undercover as oiled up Miami douchewanks on a quest to save little Maria Hottriguez from a lifetime of Bleethed out douchebaguette.
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Hanging out with rockstar wannabe guys and slowly turning into a douchebaguette.
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I believe a female douchebag is a "douchebaguette."
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jamesflynn commented on the word douchebaguette
a douchebaguette is the female variant of the more common male 'douchebag', you know, the kind of guy who wears a cloth cap and thinks he's being edgy
April 21, 2009
chained_bear commented on the word douchebaguette
Excuse me, how exactly is a douchebag inherently male, if the actual object is only used by females? (Perhaps I'm missing something essential about male hygiene...?)
April 21, 2009
john commented on the word douchebaguette
The product may be used primarily by women, but let's face it, most douchebags are guys, so this kind of makes sense.
If you want an explicitly male variant, there's always douche-cock.
April 21, 2009
reesetee commented on the word douchebaguette
I should not have clicked on this page.
April 21, 2009
chained_bear commented on the word douchebaguette
It's true, I've never heard a woman called a douchebag. I guess it's yet another example of denigrating men by feminizing them... as if there were anything wrong with being female.
*sigh*
I'm gonna go visit some page about extinct animals so I can cheer up.
April 21, 2009
Prolagus commented on the word douchebaguette
What about a non-sexist term for that, then? Doucitbag?
April 21, 2009
chained_bear commented on the word douchebaguette
I like biscuitbag. It has a nice ring, doesn't really mean anything, plus it preserves the bread-association found in douchebaguette.
April 21, 2009
bilby commented on the word douchebaguette
I should not have clicked on this page.
April 21, 2009
john commented on the word douchebaguette
C_b, thanks for pointing that out, I dislike the disproportionate association of feminine and negative terms. Though anything associated with the privates has been pejoritized at some point or another.
I agree, the bread connotation is the best part. Revolting food connotations are great force multipliers. Like dick cheese.
April 21, 2009
chained_bear commented on the word douchebaguette
BLAHAHAHA!! Gross.
April 21, 2009
rolig commented on the word douchebaguette
In French, wouldn't a douchebaguette (or more properly, douche-baguette) be a long narrow loaf of bread that one showered with (or perhaps a baguette-shaped sponge)? Could be fun.
April 22, 2009
dontcry commented on the word douchebaguette
When I think of a douchebaguette (starting about 2 minutes ago) I picture a young douchebag in training.
April 22, 2009
chained_bear commented on the word douchebaguette
... or perhaps a young douchebag in fishnets...?
April 22, 2009
john commented on the word douchebaguette
JamesFlynn is not the first to coin this term! Image search reveals all.
April 22, 2009
chained_bear commented on the word douchebaguette
That is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time. :)
April 22, 2009
reesetee commented on the word douchebaguette
Bilby should not have clicked on this page.
April 22, 2009
galoot commented on the word douchebaguette
I think that the woman, that I "complemented" by saying she was very gorgoneion yesterday, WOULD balk with this somewhat softened word( over the more familiar , " douchebag").
April 23, 2009
Prolagus commented on the word douchebaguette
Word of the day on Urban Dictionary.
May 18, 2009