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It revs the groinal engine, but leaves the car read: penis with no place to park; this is the literary equivalence of a lap dance.

Jeff Klima: The Seven Habits of Highly Effective Love Scenes Jeff Klima 2011

From what I can tell, his method is to get riders in touch with their emotions through the ancient practice of groinal massage:

Swallowing Pride: Changing Your Approach BikeSnobNYC 2010

Folks are flipping out like wolverines bouncing off of submarine trampolines over new regulations requiring a prospective flier to submit to having his or her naughty bits exposed for all the world to see, or else agree to a groinal groping that would have our ancestors 'fathers brandishing shotguns outside of rural chapels or contemporary school children showing Federal Marshalls on the doll where the nasty agent put his hands.

Will Durst: Don't Taze My Junk Bro Will Durst 2010

Folks are flipping out like wolverines bouncing off of submarine trampolines over new regulations requiring a prospective flier to submit to having his or her naughty bits exposed for all the world to see, or else agree to a groinal groping that would have our ancestors 'fathers brandishing shotguns outside of rural chapels or contemporary school children showing Federal Marshalls on the doll where the nasty agent put his hands.

Will Durst: Don't Taze My Junk Bro Will Durst 2010

When these regions are compared in animals like turtles and people and chickens, the genomes reveal signs of purifying selection — that is, mutations here tend to be unsuccessful, and lead to death, failure to propagate, etc., other horrible fates that mean tinkering here is largely unfavorable to fecundity which makes sense: who wants a mutation expressed in their groinal bits?

How to make a snake - The Panda's Thumb 2010

This is because there are three main ways to deal with the nervous energy we all accumulate as we go about our affairs: the first is to ground it in the pursuit of happiness; the second is to nullify it through distractions like intoxicants and frivolous purchases and "groinal collabos" obtained under false pretenses; and the third is to project it onto others--which is what being "concerned" is.

To Whom It May Concern: Letting Things Take Care of Themselves BikeSnobNYC 2010

But while commuting is certainly becoming more pleasant from a groinal perspective, it is not without its perils.

The Indignity of Commuting by Bicycle: Innovation and Intimidation BikeSnobNYC 2008

My Dad had a herniated disc and the first doctor tried to fix him up, but unfortuantely messed him up more and severly injured his … groinal area.

EXTRALIFE – By Scott Johnson - Today 2005

Yes, ask John Byrne why Metamorpho is floating around Superman's groinal area!

SUPERMAN #8 DC Comics, 1987 David Campbell 2007

I, Xavier Hellfist, won the 1973 World Fighting Arts Championship with this simple but devastating groinal assault – the Ball Strike.

Archive 2007-08-01 David Campbell 2007