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After wading thru empty beer containers and cartons, broken glass, empty bait containers, wads of mono, etc, to reach my favorite trout stream, then picking up an old tv and a case of empty wine bottles from my road side property, I hearby propose the following: If you are caught littering, we are well within our rights to shoot your sorry carcass right there.

Pet-Peeves 2009

After wading thru empty beer containers and cartons, broken glass, empty bait containers, wads of mono, etc, to reach my favorite trout stream, then picking up an old tv and a case of empty wine bottles from my road side property, I hearby propose the following: If you are caught littering, we are well within our rights to shoot your sorry carcass right there.

Pet-Peeves 2009

We, the strong, who are fed on the delicious nectar of freedom, hearby reclaim ‘tea’!

Speaker Pelosi fails on health care rationing. - Moe_Lane’s blog - RedState 2010

I, Debbie Marsh, being Bruce's "MAMA", can hearby tell you that bass who can learn tricks, can and will keep learning other tricks.

Bass On Bread 2009

I hearby nominate Cynthia “President Bush ordered the National Guard to kill thousands of black men and dump their bodies into the swamp after Katrina” McKinney to head FEMA.

OK, now I want to know who *suggested* Van Jones for his job. - Moe_Lane’s blog - RedState 2009

I, Debbie Marsh, being Bruce's "MAMA", can hearby tell you that bass who can learn tricks, can and will keep learning other tricks.

Bass On Bread 2009

I do hearby state, being of sound mind and body, to make said drink before the calendar turns.

Christmas and a cup of champurrado | Homesick Texan Homesick Texan 2008

I hearby nominate any and everyone who is surprised that Obama, after spending his entire life in the company of amoral thugs is, himself an amoral thug, for the Louis Renault Award.

Robert Gibbs and Obama: no more Mr. nice guy 2010

I hearby declare Obama's trip to be a huge success.

Polls: Europe Hearts Obama 2009

Now that the author of this and this has been named both art director and non-fiction editor of the recently revivified Realms of Fantasy I just say that I am eagerly awaiting a four-month long escapade I hearby dub, in advance, BoobFail 2010.

Nick Mamatas' Journal nihilistic_kid 2009