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Definition: To linguify a claim about things in the world is to take that claim and construct from it an entirely different claim that makes reference to the words or other linguistic items used to talk about those things, and then use the latter claim in a context where the former would be appropriate.
Assuming Pullum himself studiously avoids the practice he loathes, one might say, "Pullum doesn't know the meaning of the word 'linguify.'