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Prolagus commented on the word press here for a random word
Which part of the T-shirt would you type this sentence on?
March 29, 2008
palooka commented on the word press here for a random word
Depends on whether it's for or a male or a female.
March 29, 2008
chained_bear commented on the word press here for a random word
Why? Don't males and females both have nipples? Or did you mean we should punch the males in the gut?
March 29, 2008
reesetee commented on the word press here for a random word
Hahaha!
Oops, I did that out loud.
March 29, 2008
palooka commented on the word press here for a random word
Men don't really have nipples - we have chests, pecs actually as in musculus pectoralis.
March 29, 2008
chained_bear commented on the word press here for a random word
So we should punch the males in the musculus pectoralises?
PS What are those things that look remarkably like nipples?
March 29, 2008
palooka commented on the word press here for a random word
Press, not punch c_b. Those things are vestigial protuberances from our primate past. They are simply evolutionary flotsam & jetsam.
March 29, 2008
Prolagus commented on the word press here for a random word
palooka, I have to tell you, even if I know it'll be a choc:
you're still a primate.
Sorry if I've been too crude.
March 29, 2008
reesetee commented on the word press here for a random word
Good grief, Prolagus. Have a little propriety!
;->
March 29, 2008
palooka commented on the word press here for a random word
He's right reesetee - no use trying to sugarcoat it. I'm the Wordie primate & primary fool. My shoes are pointed and have bells on them. It is what it is.
March 29, 2008
reesetee commented on the word press here for a random word
In that case, I want your jolly, bell-tipped hat.
March 29, 2008
chained_bear commented on the word press here for a random word
*is stunned into quiet reflection*
*recovering*
They sure look an awful lot like nipples. Hairy nipples. Don't other primates, like gorillas, baboons, and lemurs, have hairy nipples?
March 29, 2008
palooka commented on the word press here for a random word
Well, of course you're right c_b - somewhat. In the advanced human male, they don't function as nipples - they don't meet the legal or biological requirements of true nipplehood - thus they are merely nondescript protuberances, not functional nipples.
March 29, 2008
reesetee commented on the word press here for a random word
True nipplehood?? *snort*
March 29, 2008
bilby commented on the word press here for a random word
*flashes his nipples*
Got it? Anyway, you can press my funnybone for a random word. Okay, no coverage with a t-shirt. How about my smallpox vaccination scar?
March 29, 2008
seanahan commented on the word press here for a random word
I think it's funny if it is on the back. Then when someone pokes you in the back, you can shout a random word, like epicaricacy, rapprochement, or sidereal.
March 30, 2008
chained_bear commented on the word press here for a random word
Palooka, they're nipples. Just accept that what you see as vestigial protuberances on your man-boobs are in reality, nipples.
See fruit bat.
March 31, 2008
seanahan commented on the word press here for a random word
Here's my plan for a t-shirt. On the back, you have "Press Here For A Random Word", and on the front, you have a big list of words, possibly the Wordie top 100, minus the first, and possibly removing the swears for those who wish the shirt to be school friendly. Or, we could vote for the words that go on it.
April 2, 2008
jennarenn commented on the word press here for a random word
In college, I had a male acquaintance whole swore up and down that he could get a "milky fluid" to drain from his nipples with about 20 minutes of massaging the area. I never bothered to verify his claim.
April 2, 2008
chained_bear commented on the word press here for a random word
Thank you, jennarenn. Can you please tell palooka that those things on his (or her) chest are nipples?
April 2, 2008
jennarenn commented on the word press here for a random word
No worries. Glad to gross out the general public at any time of the night or day.
Palooka, c_b is always right. They are nipples.
April 2, 2008
Prolagus commented on the word press here for a random word
seanahan,
nice idea, but maybe something more minimal, just as wordie itself, could work as well and be less expensive.
Or maybe I'm just a pain in the butt.
April 2, 2008
Prolagus commented on the word press here for a random word
By the way, palooka,
I think you suffer of androtitthophobia.
April 2, 2008
palooka commented on the word press here for a random word
Androtitthophobia - great word Prolagus! Of course I don't understand how you can fear something that doesn't exist.
Again, they are just evolutionary flotsam & jetsam - like the tailbone. A tailbone is after all not a tail even though jennaren's friend can probably curl & wag his.
April 2, 2008
Prolagus commented on the word press here for a random word
You must remember it
A tit is still a tit, a sigh is just a sigh
The fundamental things apply
As time goes by.
April 2, 2008
Prolagus commented on the word press here for a random word
At the very end, it seems to be just a matter of titthonomastics.
April 2, 2008
bilby commented on the word press here for a random word
I admire seanahan's idea, especially the bit about having something that looks like one of our lists. It's not just the words, it's the lists too, baby.
April 2, 2008
reesetee commented on the word press here for a random word
Prolagus, you have effectively destroyed any trace of affection I had for that song. ;-)
Maaaammmaries...light the corners of my mind....
April 2, 2008
Prolagus commented on the word press here for a random word
Pure beauty, reesetee! I was thinking about something like
The tits are alive with the sound of music.
April 2, 2008
chained_bear commented on the word press here for a random word
You may well be half-right, palooka, but "evolutionary flotsam & jetsam" is not a synonym for "nonexistent." The tailbone is not a tail, but it is a tailbone, and definitely exists. Your nipples may not function the same way a female human's do, but they still exist with fundamentally the same architecture.
*singing* Maaaaammmaries.... That song is just tits.
April 2, 2008
palooka commented on the word press here for a random word
*Sigh*. I surrender, the barrage is too intense, the support non-existent. I guess I too have ... I can't say it.
April 2, 2008
reesetee commented on the word press here for a random word
Come on, palooka. Come to the light.
EDIT: Wait! This just in: Apparently, male wrestlers don't have nipples in Orlando, FL! Palooka--your people at last!
April 2, 2008
palooka commented on the word press here for a random word
Great link reesetee! It's easy to clone out those vestigial protuberances in Photoshop. They're barely noticeable on men as it is.
April 3, 2008
bilby commented on the word press here for a random word
lol, I just clicked random word and came to this page. It works! It works!
June 1, 2008
Prolagus commented on the word press here for a random word
Very iroquoisy...
June 1, 2008
sionnach commented on the word press here for a random word
I hadn't realized just how deep the nipple obsession runs on wordie until I clicked randomly on this page.
March 5, 2009
reesetee commented on the word press here for a random word
It's alarming what you can find on this site if you click long enough. ;->
March 5, 2009
bilby commented on the word press here for a random word
Shoo-oot, I've randomed this again. At least third time. Should I buy a lotto ticket or sacrifice frogapplause on the altar?
March 7, 2009
frogapplause commented on the word press here for a random word
John: Isn't threatening a fellow Wordie with bodily frog harm a serious Wordie violation?!
March 7, 2009
john commented on the word press here for a random word
Yes, it's section IV, part 9, subclause 3b of the addendum to the indices of the TOS: be nice, and no sacrificial killings.
March 7, 2009
reesetee commented on the word press here for a random word
What?? When was that added to the TOS?
March 7, 2009
john commented on the word press here for a random word
Sorry RT. The Board voted on it last week, when we used the first installment of our bailout money (Wordie: shovel ready!) to fly the Gulfstream to Macau for a gambling junke... uh, I mean, strategic planning retreat. Sacrificial killings are now only available with Wordie PRO.
You automatically agreed to the new tos by clicking on random word. Thanks!
March 7, 2009
chained_bear commented on the word press here for a random word
*loves this page*
March 7, 2009
frogapplause commented on the word press here for a random word
How about sacrificing a Modern Lovers band member instead? Who's still alive?
March 7, 2009
corylusavellana commented on the word press here for a random word
I agree c_b. "I must have my share in this conversation, I must!"
March 7, 2009
reesetee commented on the word press here for a random word
Well, that does it, John. I'm starting a "1,000,000 Wordies against Wordie's new Terms of Service" group.
Just as soon as we're all back from Macau.
March 9, 2009
bilby commented on the word press here for a random word
But we only have 11,333 Wordies. We're still 900 thousand Wordies short. How to do?!
March 9, 2009
chained_bear commented on the word press here for a random word
*still loves this page*
Actually, I just read it again from the bottom, and laughed so hard I cried. At work. Yeah, thanks, guys.... *grumbles*
April 17, 2009
reesetee commented on the word press here for a random word
Yes, c_b. This page is an oasis in the desert of workdays. :-)
Bilby: Get busy with those invitations!
April 17, 2009
uselessness commented on the word press here for a random word
I pressed here for a random word and all I got was a bunch of nipples.
December 3, 2009
bilby commented on the word press here for a random word
Palooka! We have a job for you.
December 3, 2009
reesetee commented on the word press here for a random word
He won't touch it. He doesn't believe in nipples.
December 4, 2009
ruzuzu commented on the word press here for a random word
The last time I tried Wordnik's Random Word feature, it showed me moniplies. I wonder what professor von schmartzenpanz would have to say about that.
January 8, 2011
reesetee commented on the word press here for a random word
Moniplies sounds suspiciously like nipples.
January 8, 2011
ruzuzu commented on the word press here for a random word
Man nipples, at that.
January 9, 2011