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If I might quote and editorialize: 'Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it' (and whine and cry "foul" about it). rufkm
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Please tell me you don't really like "Skaterboy" -- I suppose you like the Jonas Brothers also.www. rufkm.net
Shopping in Melbourne Jerine 2008
factoryjoe commented on the word rufkm
Short form of "R u fucking kidding me?"
May 6, 2008
loosecannon commented on the word rufkm
For more proof on this subject, please go to www.rufkm.net This is an entire site of shenanigans dedicated to situations that cause you to utter this phrase. Enjoy.
August 17, 2008
loosecannon commented on the word rufkm
August 17, 2008
loosecannon commented on the word rufkm
www.rufkm.net
Click and enjoy.
August 17, 2008
vanishedone commented on the word rufkm
This spambot seems to have been made by some derivative of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation.
August 19, 2008
loosecannon commented on the word rufkm
This is not spam. There is nothing but stories of insanity causing the phrase "Are You F---ing Kidding Me? to pop into your head, or more likely, screamed outloud. www.rufkm.net
Enjoy.
August 19, 2008
reesetee commented on the word rufkm
No, it is spam. You're only here to post about another site. Have you even tried Wordie?
August 19, 2008
loosecannon commented on the word rufkm
We have trademarked RUFKM and request it to be removed from Wordie. This is our nice "cease and desist letter." Next time it will involve our attorneys.
Sincerely,
RUFKM Worldwide, Inc.
February 21, 2009
Prolagus commented on the word rufkm
"Cease and desist letter" is a trademark, property of Wordie inc. Please remove it.
February 21, 2009
mollusque commented on the word rufkm
Hi loosecannon, you have to upgrade to WordiePRO to copyright or trademark words on Wordie. Several users have already taken advantage of this feature. Here's a list of the words copyrighted so far.
February 21, 2009
bilby commented on the word rufkm
Are we being threatened by a spammer to remove a word that 6 months ago he wanted here as a platform for links to his den of lamery?
I think the real issue is how much we how much our attorneys should sue him for spamming. Plus the back-rent on his ad here, plus interest on that of course, plus a minor suit for damages for him doing my head in and, geez, it's starting to look pretty costly.
February 21, 2009
Prolagus commented on the word rufkm
@ Loose Cannon: we are fans of RUFKM, and your post is indeed amusing. But no more using our comments section to advertise your blog. you're already on our blogroll, and if your comment's clever enough folks will click on over to your site anyway. We'll let it stand this time but in the future such comments will be deleted. Thanks!
Read on Can O'Whup-Ass.
February 22, 2009
bilby commented on the word rufkm
Hmmmm, his Blogger profile indicates he is a 48 y.o. male cross-dresser who was born a Rat. He lives in New Jersey and his favourite food is macaroni with fried maggots. He was convicted at age 15 of Indecent Exposure in a Public Place and spent a year in youth detention trying unsuccessfully to learn how to write his own name. He then went on to a stellar career in windscreen washing, becoming the Alpha-bully at long wait intersections across the land. In recent years his mission to humanity has focussed on World Boganism and a plan to turn the last remaining intellectuals into dry-humping, bilge-swilling acolytes wearing t-shirts emblazoned with stuff he ripped off from chat rooms. His hobbies including licking the ear wax of Shetland ponies and exchanging belly-button fluff with other devotees.
February 22, 2009
Prolagus commented on the word rufkm
Wait, it's shamelessly stolen from my autobiography!
February 22, 2009
bilby commented on the word rufkm
¿RUFKM?
February 22, 2009
plethora commented on the word rufkm
I knew all those stories about Sardinia were just a front!
February 22, 2009
sionnach commented on the word rufkm
¡URFKM! ¿RNCHTU? INUIT
February 22, 2009
Prolagus commented on the word rufkm
WDYHF?!
February 22, 2009
reesetee commented on the word rufkm
You have all violated my copyright©/trademark™/ownership® of the Roman alphabet. This is my nice "cease and desist letter." Next time it will involve deviled eggs and indiscriminately flung cupcakes.
February 22, 2009
Prolagus commented on the word rufkm
Y,WHNB!
February 22, 2009
pterodactyl commented on the word rufkm
Reesetee: I am highly offended by your claim of copyright for the entire Roman alphabet. The record clearly shows my claim to the letter P, lodged well before your meretricious claims ever surfaced. I take umbrage at this pernicious action, and I remind all who read this that in order to use MY LETTER, they must provide me with either silly poetry or cold hard cash.
February 22, 2009
reesetee commented on the word rufkm
Not so fast! I own that alphabet© as a single entity in its entirety, whereas you own merely P. I take umbrage at your umbrage taking and raise you a banana peel blaster.
February 23, 2009
chained_bear commented on the word rufkm
*loves this page*
February 24, 2009
sionnach commented on the word rufkm
I would just like to remind everyone that my rights to use the letter P in pterptetuity were esptablished psome pmonths pback.
February 24, 2009
reesetee commented on the word rufkm
Pso?
February 24, 2009
qroqqa commented on the word rufkm
Mr Bastin Hermitage (for the defence): Now, Dr Spunton, is there, to your knowledge, any disease which would account for Mrs Tasker's strange habits?
Dr Spunton: There is. It is called rufo-nanitis. The spymptoms—
Mr Hermitage: Symptoms.
Dr Spunton: Yes, spymptoms, but I always put a 'p' before a 'y'.
Cocklecarrot: With what object, might we ask?
Dr Spunton: I can't help it, m'lud.
Cocklecarrot: Do you say pyesterday?
Dr Spunton: Pyes, unfortunatelpy. It's hereditarpy. Mpy familpy all do it.
Cocklecarrot: But why 'p'?
Dr Spunton: No, py, m'lud.
—from Mr Justice Cocklecarrot's continuing case of the twelve red-bearded dwarfs, as recorded by Beachcomber
February 24, 2009
pterodactyl commented on the word rufkm
Normally, I would not let reesetee's petty transgressions disturb my serene countenance. But nobody -- NOBODY -- fires a banana peel at a pterodactyl!!
GRRAAAARRRRRR!!! I am UMBRAGE ON WINGS!!!!!
*bombs reesetee with fresh squid*
February 24, 2009
reesetee commented on the word rufkm
*flies in like an albatross and snarfs up the fresh squid*
*bombs ptero with...well, you know*
February 24, 2009
sionnach commented on the word rufkm
*Also loves this page*
February 24, 2009
pterodactyl commented on the word rufkm
You would bemute me, sir? Then you are no gentleman.
February 24, 2009
chained_bear commented on the word rufkm
Ha! I think reesetee meant cupcakes, ptero, not actual bescumberment.
*still laughing*
February 25, 2009
sionnach commented on the word rufkm
I thought the projectiles in question were banana peels. But what do I know, a crafty fox like moi?
February 25, 2009
chained_bear commented on the word rufkm
Bananas?! Eeew!!
In that case--ptero, I take it back. Reesetee, are you bescumbering ptero?!
February 25, 2009
plethora commented on the word rufkm
*loves this page too*
February 25, 2009
reesetee commented on the word rufkm
Me? I never bescumber! Why, that would be...unpersonlike! I was merely flinging cupcakes indiscriminately. Or flinging indiscriminate cupcakes. Either one works.
In any event, I still maintain that I own the alphabet.©
Okay. With the possible exception of P. *extends long, albatrossian wing of peace to ptero*
February 25, 2009
pterodactyl commented on the word rufkm
Peace is breaking out? Dear me. Here I've just discovered a new and exciting way to take umbrage, and now I've no reason to take it!
Oh well. *buries hatchet*
February 26, 2009
chained_bear commented on the word rufkm
Oh my god. That's my new favorite site. I mean my new #2 favorite site. Ptero, I take SO MUCH umbrage at that link. There's a pile of umbrage in my cubicle now. Thanks a lot.
February 26, 2009
reesetee commented on the word rufkm
What?? Well, in that case....
*bombs ptero with banana skins*
Now if you'll excuse me, I have to take more umbrage before everyone else gets it.
February 26, 2009
dontcry commented on the word rufkm
*shows up late for party*
Um, is there any umbrage left? I just want a taste. WHAT? It's ALL GONE!? rufkm?????
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXY&Z!@#%*
February 26, 2009
pterodactyl commented on the word rufkm
*gestures indignantly at ground*
Reesetee, do you not see this hatchet that I've buried?
Well, okay, I guess you can't, it being underground and all.
*unearths hatchet, then pointedly reburies it*
February 26, 2009
chained_bear commented on the word rufkm
*hands ptero a premoistened hand wipe*
*moistened with umbrage*
February 26, 2009
reesetee commented on the word rufkm
How dare you re-bury that hatchet? I am highly offended! Moreover, I've copyrighted all unburied hatchets,© so you had no right to inter it in the first place.
That does it. I'm taking more umbrage, phony though it may be.
*huffs*
February 26, 2009