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- noun
Eye dialect spelling ofsandwich .
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Examples
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July 19, 2008 at 2:18 pm hmmmmm idk but i can has turkey sammich *makes sammich* yayz!
OMG! - Lolcats 'n' Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger? 2008
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Put away your crayons, now ... mommy says your PB&J sammich is ready.
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*yum, i gotta go maka sammich, gettn clos tu hongree tym heer*
Quick!! - Lolcats 'n' Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger? 2008
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So, ran down there today and nabbed the last copy they had on the shelf, got a little geek talk in with the guy at the counter, and triumphantly returned home to tear up the roof of my mouth on a tasty but over-toasted Italian panini sammich.
April 26th, 2009 archmage 2009
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Must've been a radioactive strand in my sammich or something ...
Contemptible, and I didn't even know it pabba 2009
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I just ran behind you and took your ham sammich you thought you was all about to get all down on, and then wiped my grubby black ham sammich face all up on the pages from the massive volumes from yo best selling Romantic Spec Ops comedies.
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I was at work at a Subway sammich shop, and it was just me and the store owner, and his wife kept calling the store everytime something new happened.
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And then I came home and ate some yogurt and a meatloaf sammich bigger than my head.
my apple trees will never get across and eat the cones under his pines matociquala 2009
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I feel like I'm prodding some large man eating a sammich and constantly saying, "You finish with that yet?"
La la la la la lie pabba 2009
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If I scarf a few slices of turkey sammich meat before bedtime on an empty tummy I go out like a light.
Amateur Editors Ahoy! p_n_elrod 2009
abraxaszugzwang commented on the word sammich
Why sandwich, of course.
February 18, 2007
plethora commented on the word sammich
My brother came home from school one day when he was about 8, complaining to my mother that everyone in his class said sammich, and he was the only one who knew how wrong it was. Mum asked him how it was supposed to be said and he replied "Sangwich, of course!"
April 16, 2008
sionnach commented on the word sammich
This reminds me of the hilarious joke I heard at school when I was about 8.
"Why would you never starve to death in the desert?"
"Because of the sandwiches (sand-which-is) there!"
You have no idea how hilarious that joke is at a certain magical stage of childhood. Right around the age when we graduated from:
"What's black and white and red all over: a newspaper"
to
"What's black and white and red all over: a pregnant nun in a confessional box"
April 16, 2008
plethora commented on the word sammich
I like:
"What's black and white and red all over? A sunburnt penguin."
or for the more gory among us:
"What's black and white and red all over and goes round and round and round? A penguin with a spear through its head stuck in a revolving door."
April 16, 2008
pterodactyl commented on the word sammich
I think I learned this one from my dad:
What goes black-white-black-white-black-white-black-white?
A nun rolling down a hill.
April 16, 2008
plethora commented on the word sammich
I used to know a different punchline for that joke, but I can't remember it.
April 16, 2008