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chained_bear commented on the word shitnought
"Noughty" language; a person who thinks he or she is superior to others due to the lack of need to defecate.
February 12, 2008
john commented on the word shitnought
Variant: "I shit you naught."
February 12, 2008
reesetee commented on the word shitnought
Hahaha! Oops...did I do that out loud?
February 12, 2008
chained_bear commented on the word shitnought
Over the weekend my spawn was asked to pick up a few things at the store, said spawn having recently received a driver's license. Spawn soon called me and said "Do I *have* to get toilet paper?! It's embarrassing!" Whereupon I began a tirade that ended with me shouting ever more absurdist ideas into the phone: "Oh really? Do you think everyone will stare at you? Do you think people will see you carrying a package of toilet paper and think 'Gee, that's odd, I would have thought that person doesn't actually use toilet paper'? Or 'Gee, that poor kid's mom must be really embarrassing'? Or 'What?! That person's too good-looking to ever have to dump!' "
Spawn laughed hysterically but still didn't buy it. Spawn is a shitnought.
February 12, 2008
reesetee commented on the word shitnought
Gee, that's odd, chained_bear. I would have thought that you don't actually use toilet paper.
Poor spawn. ;->
February 12, 2008
chained_bear commented on the word shitnought
Hey! Does a bear crap in the woods? Does that have anything to do with using toilet paper?!
February 13, 2008
reesetee commented on the word shitnought
Yes, if you believe those goofy TP commercials with animated bears in them. *shudder*
February 13, 2008