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deleted_user commented on the word simip
simip, alternative to "wicked", because someone can't spell when singing made up songs.
December 12, 2006
reesetee commented on the word simip
Simip, did you know that Dara Torres will be 42 next year? The horse is in the stable. You can never have too much pudding. Gluppit the prawling strangles. Fine with me. Your house is on fire.
October 30, 2008
Prolagus commented on the word simip
I was extremely dissatisfied with simip. After 6 months, they ran away with my money - I think they moved to some place in the Eastern Mediterranean Sea.
I know reesetee and bilby had some bad experience as customers of simip, too.
October 30, 2008
Prolagus commented on the word simip
Wordies, you probably want to move your comments here since simip deletes the ones he doesn't like from his profile and list. :-)
October 30, 2008
frindley commented on the word simip
How careless, it seems to have provided the wrong URL. Genuinely interested visitors should go to SIMIP.
October 30, 2008
Prolagus commented on the word simip
Oh, frindley, you mean simip? This kind of googlebombing should move the other simip out of the first google search page for simip.
October 30, 2008
frindley commented on the word simip
I don't know about you, but Dr Goodword was more fun. At least he professed an interest in words…
October 30, 2008
Prolagus commented on the word simip
I agree, frindley. They will eventually end up in the same way - that is, oblivion.
John, isn't it time to say goodbye to simip? (S)He is more than slightly disturbing.
October 30, 2008
frindley commented on the word simip
Meanwhile, we have a problem. And it's currently sitting at No.2 on the first Google page for our new favourite project.
October 30, 2008
Prolagus commented on the word simip
Oh, the Power of Wordie again. Crap.
October 30, 2008
vanishedone commented on the word simip
As I said on the other page--on the positive side, it's pushing the spammer's own site down. At least here we can offer a balanced impression.
October 30, 2008
Prolagus commented on the word simip
We can diversify our external links to different simip websites, in order to push down that one more and more.
October 30, 2008
frindley commented on the word simip
But go look at the list description again. Seems to have decided it wants to be a scientist now, instead of an Israeli IT company's spambot.
October 30, 2008
vanishedone commented on the word simip
And now all the spam comments have been removed from simip's list, although there's still one here. And simip seems positively to have embraced sea ice models. Is it an Israeli brand of comedy? Is simip hoping we'll leave the list up and forget about it, only to find the description has been changed back later? Or is something yet more sinister afoot...?
October 30, 2008
Prolagus commented on the word simip
You just have to copy and paste one of the codes below:
<a href="http://www.acronymfinder.com/Sea-Ice-Model-Intercomparison-Project-%28SIMIP%29.html">simip</a>
<a href="http://qu.wikipedia.org/wiki/Qhichwa_simi">simip</a>
<a href="http://acronyms.thefreedictionary.com/SIMIP">simip</a>
<a href="http://dictionary.babylon.com/SIMIP">simip</a>
October 30, 2008
frindley commented on the word simip
Duly noted and screenshot taken of last vestige for amusement in perpetuity, or something.
October 30, 2008
bilby commented on the word simip
Actually I'm fascinated by the Sea Ice Model Intercomparison Project.
As for the web design scoundrels in Israel, Dan Brown can code better than that. I've seen cooler sites in a Paris tour brochure. Their e-commerce solutions are as lame as a syphilitic turtle on its back in a vat of superglue. Their cross media marketing relies mainly on spam written in drongo-droppings. The only mobile application I'd consider letting Simip near is a guillotine on wheels. They promise a 'full range of integrated and fully customised products and services'; I beseecheth thee that simip.il.co are fully arseholes full of shit. Manage IT solutions? They couldn't manage a cup of tea in a little-old-lady factory.
October 30, 2008
vanishedone commented on the word simip
Also:
SimIP
Simip
Apparently there are two places in the world whose names start with
Simip: Simipe and Simipang.
October 30, 2008
dontcry commented on the word simip
I agree bilby. Not only that, I never did get my pizza and that creepy ninja guy keeps calling...
October 30, 2008
bilby commented on the word simip
Easy way to boost your sexual strength! Free samples of Viagra or Cialis meds from Israel based pharmacy! Visit Simip online pharmacy store at simip.co.il.
October 30, 2008
frindley commented on the word simip
This might not be as hilarious as mi-vox, which I have just now read for the first time, but it's still been very entertaining. However, I must go do some work before I hit the sack.
October 30, 2008
Prolagus commented on the word simip
Talk like a frindley!
October 30, 2008
chained_bear commented on the word simip
PALOOOOOOOOOKAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! *sends up another Palooka signal into the night sky*
Are you smarter than Sarah Palin? Take the simip quiz!
Simip, I am a Nigerian princess. If you send me US$25,000 I can guarantee you a profit of 12 million pounds. Of shite.
Search for SIMIP on YAHOO. CLICK HERE!!!!!!!
Simip woz ere!
October 30, 2008
bilby commented on the word simip
Sheesh, don't use long words chained_bear. We're dealing with a fully-fledged simipleton here.
October 30, 2008
chained_bear commented on the word simip
Repeat from simip's list, since it's going to delete it anyway, the animal:
WTF, dude? If you're going to delete selected comments, our humorous (yea, even endlessly entertaining) attack on your spammerific page doesn't make any sense! How could you be so cruel to your potential customers?!
October 30, 2008
qroqqa commented on the word simip
After a landmark ruling in the Israeli Trade Mark Protection Court, the Simian Intelligence Project and the Simple Internet Protocol team reluctantly agreed to pool their resources. The first result is a 3-year-old bonobo trained to post spam to websites requiring a logon. Both teams admitted they had noticed an 'impressive increase in orders' since the collaboration began.
October 30, 2008
chained_bear commented on the word simip
Duplicate post, my friends, in case anyone missed my extremely important Wordie marketing messages on simip's profile!! (grr)
!!!!!
Hey simip, I found some pages you might like! Look here, and at this one, and here too. Also see tarpit of traffical fuckage, marathon of phony umbrage taking, bugs, synecdoche (or was that synecdouche?), whack job, corpse vs cadaver, and oh gosh we forgot to say 'welcome to Wordie'!.
October 30, 2008
bilby commented on the word simip
Nice qroqqa! But before we put him in the dock for spam crimes, I demand an orang utan from the Public Defenders Office see him. See here.
October 30, 2008
chained_bear commented on the word simip
How I applaud the orang-utang's discrimination.
October 30, 2008
frindley commented on the word simip
Wordie alert! I think simip has taken up Russian and changed his/her name by deed poll as well as moving into the car business.
October 30, 2008
reesetee commented on the word simip
Selective deleting? OOOOOHHHHH. That's against Wordie Regulations! Where's that Japanese schoolgirl when you need him?
(Note: Above moved from list page of what's-his-what. So there, ye thrawn, ill-feckit gaberlunzie, you babliaminy, you unfeathered cremitoried quean, you cullisance of scabiosity.)
October 30, 2008
john commented on the word simip
Wow, this is a new one on me: I just got a justifiably upset email from the owner of http://www.simip.co.il/.
He says that someone, perhaps an unscrupulous competitor, has been posting spam comments in his company's name, trying to get his domain name blacklisted. I might have doubted him but for the fact that his site has no English language content at all, so he doesn't have much of an incentive to post heavy-handed spam on English-language sites like Wordie.
I'm going to delete the spurious 'simip' account, and we should probably put away our blackjacks and truncheons for now. Looks like the poor guy a victim, not a perp.
October 31, 2008
chained_bear commented on the word simip
My god, John, while you're taking out the Nuke Instrument, could you have a look at peer pressure and research, among others? *eyes burning*
October 31, 2008
reesetee commented on the word simip
Yes, please! And English research. It really shouldn't have to endure this.
Edit: And source card. And whatever other page they choose to use to inflict pain on poor, normal Wordies.
October 31, 2008
skipvia commented on the word simip
So--I was all set to add my comments to this discussion when John's caveat stopped me cold. It was going to be glorious.
However, if you're in the mood (here I'm thinking mainly about about Prolagus), there has been a...situation developing on this list for quite some time. I think I'm going in...
October 31, 2008
reesetee commented on the word simip
Uh oh....
*gleeful*
October 31, 2008
frindley commented on the word simip
And source card! I really don't get it. There are more amusing ways to IM. Unless they're in a school that blocks all the usual methods, in which case one has to hand it to them for resourcefulness even if they're singularly unimaginative and petty.
October 31, 2008
john commented on the word simip
Sorry guys--but thirteen-year-olds, or whatever they are, are allowed to post dumb stuff just like the rest of us, especially if they stay confined to their own phrases instead of dictionary words. I'm sure our comments are equally insufferable to them.
Though this does, once again, point out how useful it would be to be able to vote good comments up, to help separate the wheat from the chaff.
October 31, 2008
frindley commented on the word simip
You know, it's been quiet for a good 3 minutes – I wonder if Mrs Slaton caught them?
October 31, 2008
chained_bear commented on the word simip
Obviously John's right, because it's his site. But frankly I'd rather read pages and pages of spam. Abuse of a site is abuse, regardless of whether the purpose is commercial. *shrugs*
*wonders if brennah will come back*
October 31, 2008
frindley commented on the word simip
I think she said she had a modelling gig.
bored to distraction.'>And it's been nearly 15 minutes of quiet now. Perhaps they're bored to distraction.
October 31, 2008
chained_bear commented on the word simip
Shit. I'm bored to distraction. That's why I come here.
*thinks about taking up modelling*
October 31, 2008
john commented on the word simip
Hey, just because I hold the reins of power, doesn't mean I'm right :-)
I don't particularly enjoy drivel either (or rather, I want it to be *good* drivel). If it persists, I'll address it, or try to. But in smallish doses, I found it amusing. And really, how long can a site with no images hold a kid's attention?
October 31, 2008
chained_bear commented on the word simip
Depends on the kid. I suspect that most people who spend significant (read: far too much) time here were odd, bookish, nerdy kids.
Of course, if they're that smart, they'd've found some other way to trash their "friend" in public for all Wordieternity.
October 31, 2008
Prolagus commented on the word simip
We should probably help them find different places where to chat. Maybe the Wikipedia sandbox? Content is always deleted from there anyway. Nex time they show up here I'll suggest that place to them.
October 31, 2008
chained_bear commented on the word simip
I feel sorry for this Brennah chick, even if she does say gross things that are annoying.
Edit: Frindley, I'm pretty sure it's just that school let out for the day.
October 31, 2008
vanishedone commented on the word simip
How open are Wikipedia to having their bandwidth used like that? (Serious comment; I don't know about their sandbox.)
I imagine a site with no images can hold their attention for as long as each holds the other's.
October 31, 2008
dontcry commented on the word simip
If I know anything about teen/tween - agers (and I don't, just ask mine) they are on their cell phones now that school is out. Rest up. There could be hell to pay tomorrow!
October 31, 2008
dontcry commented on the word simip
As an aside: (I haven't been keeping up with all the threads) does anyone think it's possible that those were not REAL kids?
*secretly hoping that someone is playing a trick-or-treat game on wordies and that teenagers (please, God) don't really spend their school days doing... that*
October 31, 2008
vanishedone commented on the word simip
It's conceptually, logically, metaphysically and even physically possible... but don't get your hopes up.
October 31, 2008
bilby commented on the word simip
Strange John. I'm prepared to give Mr Simip the benefit of the doubt this time.
October 31, 2008
Prolagus commented on the word simip
Why should simip delete the worst comments from his list, then? I think they just found an excuse not to cut a poor figure.
October 31, 2008
Prolagus commented on the word simip
VanishedOne, the Wikipedia sandbox is not much different from the stupid forum, except that it can be used to test Wiki markups and such.
From their website:
Welcome to the Wikipedia Sandbox! This page allows you to carry out experiments. To edit, click here or the tab edit this page above (or the views section for obscure browsers), make your changes and click the Save page button when finished. Content will not stay permanently; this page is automatically cleaned every 12 hours, although it tends to be overwritten by other testing users much faster than that.
They could actually use the stupid forum as well...
October 31, 2008
chained_bear commented on the word simip
Pro, clearly he's maleducato.
October 31, 2008