Trajan was a fisher of frogs. Antoninus, a lackey. Commodus, a jet-maker. Pertinax, a peeler of walnuts. Lucullus, a maker of rattles and hawks'-bells. Justinian, a pedlar. Hector, a snapsauce scullion. Paris was a poor beggar. Cambyses, a mule-driver.
snapsauce: a person who purloins food, steals the last bite when nobody is looking, or crassly licks his fingers while eating.