twatting

But be warned – if you do ever find yourself blurting out "fastest fingers first!" like some kind of twatting parrot in front of Chris Tarrant, you have to accept the repercussions.

Chris Klein Arrested. Remember Chris Klein? No? 2007

Today, I'll be twatting micro-excerpt #14 from The Red Tree, at greygirlbeast.

Entry #2,205 greygirlbeast 2009

Yes, Woffle, we love twatting people with our big sticks; there is nothing we like more.

Ooooh….. I didn’t know that! « POLICE INSPECTOR BLOG Inspector Gadget 2009

But if everyone thinks they can kill with one punch, they just end up twatting other people for no real reason.

Being PC in this day and age 2012

Yes, Woffle, we love twatting people with our big sticks; there is nothing we like more.

Ooooh….. I didn’t know that! « POLICE INSPECTOR BLOG Inspector Gadget 2009

And yeah, I'm still twatting (tweeting, whatever).

"You'll hear me cry. I'll shake you from your sleep." greygirlbeast 2009

Turns out, on July 10th, some cisgendered, homophobic snot at Readercon was twatting rude little missives about my person (that's only one thing that led to yesterday being a shitty day).

"Come on walk with me, into the rising tide." sovay 2009

All three new offences carry a range of on-the spot penalties, ranging from a damn good twatting with a riot baton up to the application of police dogs, tasers, pepper-spray and firearms at the discretion of the officer doing the beating.

Justice Ministry: New Laws for Police Introduced Dungeekin 2009

I suppose I should go finish my coffee, stare out at the clouds, see what people are twatting over at Twitter (greygirlbeast), maybe hurt myself with a fork.

Rain, rain, go away.... kiaduran 2009

All three new offences carry a range of on-the spot penalties, ranging from a damn good twatting with a riot baton up to the application of police dogs, tasers, pepper-spray and firearms at the discretion of the officer doing the beating.

Archive 2009-04-01 Dungeekin 2009