wumman

One leg was stained with blood down to the ankle, and he walked with a ginger, spraddled gait, but he would on no account let a "wumman" lay hands on him to see what was the matter.

Dragonfly in Amber Gabaldon, Diana 1992

At last he lay back with a dismal sigh, and mumbled his consent to let a "wumman" lay hands on his private parts.

Dragonfly in Amber Gabaldon, Diana 1992

"Now, a've a wumman to home, to say naething o 'three bairns --"

CHAPTER 24 2010

"Are ye hit, wumman?" cries he, in a broad Scotch accent, and she plainly wasn't, for she struggled from my nerveless grasp, demanding furiously why he hadn't been on hand when needed, and then she became aware of the smoking Derringer in her fist - and went into a dead swoon.

THE NUMBERS 2010

I taked da trash owt an wen I opend da lid wuz lyke a Jack Inna Box, an I wuz lyke a screaming, flailing, crazy wumman runnin fur da door.

Well..how else was - Lolcats 'n' Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger? 2009

U can goes awn Jerri Springur tu beet up teh ottur wumman dat stoled Ur MAN insted?

ULTRA-SUPER HAPPY FUN BALL - Lolcats 'n' Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger? 2009

U can maek springur if U goes hoem wif teh wumman what stoled Ur mans?

ULTRA-SUPER HAPPY FUN BALL - Lolcats 'n' Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger? 2009

July 12, 2009 at 1:05 pm ai bleeve mai mum wud fynd dis whol fing bery familyar, poor wumman!

U. WILL. POKE. ME. FOR. THE. LAST. TIME! - Lolcats 'n' Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger? 2009

Is mai fren too an stops me ternin into teh elleefunkle wumman, from awl teh bytee stings!

Hi-efishunzy edishun - Lolcats 'n' Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger? 2008

But ai theenk theyrs sumfing joor hiding, internashunal wumman ov missteree – furst teh fencing, tehn teh Maserati – wot next?

finding emo - Lolcats 'n' Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger? 2008