The Porn Birds

reesetee commented on the list the-porn-birds

Bilby, you're such a rapoldonion. ;-)

December 12, 2007

bilby commented on the list the-porn-birds

Colleen McCulloch cannot deter me.

December 12, 2007

reesetee commented on the list the-porn-birds

You forgot Canada hooker.

December 12, 2007

bilby commented on the list the-porn-birds

All hookers will be sought and acquired. In the name of *cough* science.

December 12, 2007

chained_bear commented on the list the-porn-birds

The Porn Birds?! HA HA HA HAHA!!!! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! *gasp* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

December 12, 2007

reesetee commented on the list the-porn-birds

Thanks for the credit up there, bilby.

Oh, and you forgot willie whip the wind, too. :-D

December 12, 2007

skipvia commented on the list the-porn-birds

I love this list and wonder how I missed it for three months. I'm still chuckling over thunder-pumper.

Don't forget the tufted titmouse...

March 12, 2008

reesetee commented on the list the-porn-birds

Oh, but it's so derivative. ;-P

March 12, 2008

ktrey commented on the list the-porn-birds

Pardon my intrusion, but I'd like to offer another p-ornithological candidate: The stupendously sibilant sounding Dickcissel.

April 24, 2008

reesetee commented on the list the-porn-birds

Why, you're not intruding, ktrey--jump right in! :-)

And dickcissel isn't even a nickname . . . excellent.

April 24, 2008

bilby commented on the list the-porn-birds

Dickcissel is brilliant.

April 25, 2008

reesetee commented on the list the-porn-birds

And apparently onomatopoeic, so it comes straight from the bird's beak. :-)

April 25, 2008

dontcry commented on the list the-porn-birds

i didn't see woodpecker -- or is that the same as woodcock?

April 26, 2008

bilby commented on the list the-porn-birds

Often sesquipedalians miss the pecking obvious.

April 26, 2008

dontcry commented on the list the-porn-birds

Woodpeckers are members of the Picidae family which includes "flickers" and "sapsuckers" (yellow-bellied and otherwise). There are many different types of woodpeckers including the hairy woodpecker, the downey woodpecker and the red-headed woodpecker(natural, of course)

April 26, 2008

dontcry commented on the list the-porn-birds

"While the 5:00 am drumming can be annoying..." they are a wonder to observe in their natural habitat.

April 26, 2008

dontcry commented on the list the-porn-birds

it's true, I do have a thing for woodpeckers -- and in that vein, I'd like to remind everyone that woodpeckers are protected by the 1918 Migratory Bird Treaty Act. Victorian, to be sure, but still and all, a law and as such, technically, no person shall take posession of a woodpecker without first securing a permit from the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service. Just so you know and all.

April 26, 2008

bilby commented on the list the-porn-birds

Peter Piper poked a pack of pecker permits.

April 27, 2008

dontcry commented on the list the-porn-birds

how much wood would a woodpecker peck if a woodpecker packed a peck of permits?

April 27, 2008

reesetee commented on the list the-porn-birds

Dontcry, to answer your original question: A woodpecker isn't the same as a woodcock. Two different creatures. :-)

April 28, 2008

dontcry commented on the list the-porn-birds

not to beat a dead horse, but how about peacock?

April 29, 2008

chained_bear commented on the list the-porn-birds

I don't think dead horses belong on the Porn Birds list at all. At all. *mock serious tone*

April 29, 2008

reesetee commented on the list the-porn-birds

I don't either. And there's no sense beating them. *even more mock-serious*

April 29, 2008

bilby commented on the list the-porn-birds

Now if you had a duster made from peacock feathers, and your dead horse happened to be getting a bit dusty, and ...

April 29, 2008

dontcry commented on the list the-porn-birds

Would that be a knuckleduster?

April 29, 2008

reesetee commented on the list the-porn-birds

Good grief. This poor horse can't rest in peace! ;-)

April 29, 2008

mollusque commented on the list the-porn-birds

You could use a knuckleboom.

April 29, 2008

reesetee commented on the list the-porn-birds

You'd have to glue feathers all over it.

April 29, 2008

dontcry commented on the list the-porn-birds

you know where glue comes from, don't you reesetee...?

April 29, 2008

reesetee commented on the list the-porn-birds

*ditches glue, returns with duct tape*

April 30, 2008

Prolagus commented on the list the-porn-birds

See also glue of lust.

April 30, 2008

reesetee commented on the list the-porn-birds

All right, bilby, spill it: Was this your idea?

September 3, 2008

bilby commented on the list the-porn-birds

What, got the guilts about sex slavery in the aviary? ;-)

September 3, 2008

chained_bear commented on the list the-porn-birds

Are those people joking? Please tell me they're joking. What the f%$# is our world coming to?! *depressed*

September 3, 2008

rolig commented on the list the-porn-birds

Cheer up, Ms. Bear. I am sure this is a joke. The "quotations" have joke written all over them.

September 3, 2008

chained_bear commented on the list the-porn-birds

*hopes*

September 3, 2008

reesetee commented on the list the-porn-birds

It's a matter of hot debate on the birding lists, too--but it's a joke. Not to worry.

Besides, they've showed up at both the Democratic and Republican National Conventions. That should tell you something. ;-)

September 4, 2008

chained_bear commented on the list the-porn-birds

They have?! AHAHAHAHAAAAA!!! *skips through fields of daisies, with kittens*

September 4, 2008

reesetee commented on the list the-porn-birds

Hey, watch those kittens! I don't want to put the birds in any more danger.

September 4, 2008

chained_bear commented on the list the-porn-birds

Don't worry. I'm allergic, so they're stuffed fake kittens.

Anyway, aren't your birds Terror Birds?

September 4, 2008

reesetee commented on the list the-porn-birds

They could be, if you cross them.

*Jurassic Park music*

September 4, 2008

trivet commented on the list the-porn-birds

And graphjam strikes again.

September 18, 2008

reesetee commented on the list the-porn-birds

Ooooh! Someone beat bilby to it. ;-)

September 18, 2008

bilby commented on the list the-porn-birds

Neato!

September 18, 2008

ooh commented on the list the-porn-birds

This is wonderful.

October 22, 2008

bilby commented on the list the-porn-birds

All real names ... thank the birds :-)

October 22, 2008

reesetee commented on the list the-porn-birds

Including nicknames, of course. :-)

October 22, 2008

ruzuzu commented on the list the-porn-birds

See comments on whorenithology.

July 22, 2010

deinonychus commented on the list the-porn-birds

Great list! I keep finding porn birds everywhere, most recently the rough-faced shag...

May 13, 2012

bilby commented on the list the-porn-birds

Added. Thanks!

May 13, 2012

deinonychus commented on the list the-porn-birds

So... When I got one bird added, I couldn't help collecting some of the other ones I've stumbled upon:

pink-rumped rosefinch, pink-breasted lark, pink cockatoo, fire-capped tit, tit-babbler, fluffy-backed tit-babbler, rosy-faced lovebird, peach-faced lovebird, red-headed lovebird...

May 15, 2012

deinonychus commented on the list the-porn-birds

...and the creamy-rumped miner.

June 14, 2012

bilby commented on the list the-porn-birds

Dang, you're good at this.

June 15, 2012

deinonychus commented on the list the-porn-birds

Anyone interested in a porn bird comic?

October 7, 2013

deinonychus commented on the list the-porn-birds

What?! I haven't been here since 2013? Anyway, Wikipedia tells me that dick-dick-the-devil is an old name for the crested bellbird.

March 31, 2015

qms commented on the list the-porn-birds

This is indeed an excellent list! Did you begin by googling “dirty birds?” However, it lacks an entry for fork-tailed drongo. For more on this coy deceiver see comments at slyboots and twitcher.

March 31, 2015

bilby commented on the list the-porn-birds

Thanks! I think you both deserve a rough-faced shag.

March 31, 2015

markusloke commented on the list the-porn-birds

Not sure if this counts, but Horus looks like it'll fit in... and also shitehawk

April 2, 2015

slumry commented on the list the-porn-birds

What about the honeyguide? That bird sounds to me like a procurer.

May 8, 2015

TankHughes commented on the list the-porn-birds

You've also got fuckwind as a variation of windfucker to describe a windhover/kestrel.

May 11, 2015

deinonychus commented on the list the-porn-birds

How about the oxpecker? (I think about this list a lot)

December 7, 2015

bilby commented on the list the-porn-birds

Yes!

December 7, 2015

alexz commented on the list the-porn-birds

great tit for your boobytrap palindrome.

December 7, 2015

qms commented on the list the-porn-birds

Is preoccupation with oxpecker a sign of grandiosity or of morbid anxiety?

December 7, 2015

deinonychus commented on the list the-porn-birds

Today I heard a mistle thrush sing for the first time, and was pleased to find that it is also called stormcock.

April 30, 2018

bilby commented on the list the-porn-birds

Thank you deinonychus.

May 2, 2018