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- noun Internet, rare The
crossposting of amessage to an unreasonably large number ofnewsgroups .
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- noun trademark: soft processed American cheese
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Examples
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I live in asia where velveeta is nonexistent, and this is a lovely - LOVELY - solution.
A more natural chile con queso | Homesick Texan Homesick Texan 2008
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Scramble until partially cooked, then add cheese (something that melts easily, like finely grated cheese or 2% velveeta cut up small), green chile salsa, and optionally, some chopped fresh tomato.
January 23rd, 2009 2009
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It is what it seems, fritos corn chips layered with any old canned beandip, and velveeta cheese.
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It is what it seems, fritos corn chips layered with any old canned beandip, and velveeta cheese.
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The phrase "human velveeta" seems perfectly suited to the tramp-stamp covers, as well.
"Quell the rage that deeply seethes, the extremes of these devotions." greygirlbeast 2010
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It is what it seems, fritos corn chips layered with any old canned beandip, and velveeta cheese.
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I miss that more than the velveeta and ro-tel variety.
Aunt Margaret's strawberry delight | Homesick Texan Homesick Texan 2009
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In your trope-warping paranormal romance, you could have the character with a tramp stamp who then has to have it skinned from her body due to it corroding her soul: and by corroding her soul, I mean turning her into human velveeta.
"Quell the rage that deeply seethes, the extremes of these devotions." greygirlbeast 2010
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I love how she showed the proper respect for the American iron chef program by using velveeta.
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I can't wait to try this Queso, I love velveeta too, but it's just so bad for you!!
A more natural chile con queso | Homesick Texan Homesick Texan 2008
skipvia commented on the word velveeta
Another fine cheese-like food product, brought to you by the same folks that manufacture Cheez Whiz.
January 24, 2008
reesetee commented on the word velveeta
I've always thought of Cheez Wiz as just a softer, non-sliceable form of Velveeta.
January 24, 2008
skipvia commented on the word velveeta
I guess Velveeta has more guar gum to make the cheese stand alone, to borrow a favorite phrase from chained_bear.
Where is she, anyway? A page like this will usually elicit some form of reaction from her.
January 24, 2008
reesetee commented on the word velveeta
Wait for it.... ;-)
January 24, 2008
chained_bear commented on the word velveeta
... I have nothing to add.
Who the hell eats Velveeta? I don't think I've ever tasted it.
Cheese Wiz, now, THAT I've tasted. It's very very salty.
February 10, 2008
treeseed commented on the word velveeta
I admit it! I eat Velveeta on occasion. Are you ready for this? Broiled on hamburger buns! Served with Campbell's tomato soup with a pat of butter floating in the middle...It's a nostalgia thing. My arteries were probably hard by kindergarten thanks to Mom's cuisine.
February 10, 2008
jennarenn commented on the word velveeta
What I love is those tubs of spreadable port wine cheese. Slightly sketch; perfectlty wonderful. (I also have a good recipie that calls for Velveeta, but I never know what to do with the rest of the brick.)
February 10, 2008
john commented on the word velveeta
Certain dishes--I'm thinking very fondly of a Broccoli Cheese Casserole served by midwestern relatives--require Velveeta. Not cheese, Velveeta. It melts differently. It's velvety.
February 11, 2008
skipvia commented on the word velveeta
John--tell me you can look at this picture and ever eat Velveeta again. See puke bowl if you need additional evidence...
February 11, 2008
jennarenn commented on the word velveeta
John, I think we may be talking about the same recipie. Mine only has four ingredients: broccoli, crackers, butter, and Velveeta.
February 11, 2008
reesetee commented on the word velveeta
Skipvia, you're cracking me up with that image!
February 11, 2008
bilby commented on the word velveeta
Here's another classic for skipvia. WARNING: Not Safe For Arteries.
June 29, 2009
madmouth commented on the word velveeta
American cheese -- the opposite of cheese.
June 29, 2009
bilby commented on the word velveeta
Funnily enough, velveteen is currently the Most Wordied.
June 29, 2009
madmouth commented on the word velveeta
it has often been my experience that things are definitely connected...in a very dumb way. like two fully independent but temporally connected overhearings of people discussing two girls and a cup...sort of thing.
June 29, 2009
skipvia commented on the word velveeta
Bilby, I hope that dish has plenty of 7-Up in its ingredients list. You can even have 7-Up salad with 7-Up dressing! For a real thirst quencher, wash it down with some 7-Up! (Don't forget to hit the Next button for examples...)
June 29, 2009
chained_bear commented on the word velveeta
I love that guy's site. :) It "goes great" with food! Try it in milk! It's wholesome and pleasing.
June 30, 2009
ExpatGrocer commented on the word velveeta
velveeta is more than a trademarked processed American Cheese, it is VELVEETA, the processed cheese product, which is typically high in calcium. Love in a box, it doesn't need to be refrigerated, melts exceptionally well, and mixed with Rotel and/or Chili, becomes a comfort food of home - Queso
February 13, 2012