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  • JM sometimes experiences the loneliness of the long-distance punner.

    August 26, 2011

  • JM reckons people who have had successful therapy once were worriers.

    August 26, 2011

  • JM has discovered that in a broad-minded society, the policy is to police yourself.

    August 26, 2011

  • JM reckons a sycophant is a person who stoops to concur.

    August 26, 2011

  • JM yells ‘Man overbored!’ whenever he watches cricket.

    August 26, 2011

  • JM has heard it said ‘I’m pink therefore I’m spam’.

    August 26, 2011

  • JM reckons a lie is aversion of the truth.

    August 26, 2011

  • JM knows that everyone does the wrong thing, sinner or later.

    August 26, 2011

  • JM has discovered that shiatsu is getting knead in the back.

    August 26, 2011

  • JM has to rewrite something as a comedy rather than a drama, basically he has to do an about farce.

    August 26, 2011

  • JM knows that hanging out with a poet is keeping bard company.

    August 26, 2011

  • JM is enjoying the book on witty repartee ‘Of Human Badinage’.

    August 26, 2011

  • JM reckons some journalists are rebels without a clause.

    August 26, 2011

  • JM met an author with writer’s block who was a man of few works.

    August 26, 2011

  • JM is of the opinion that critics are sometimes those who pan for gold.

    August 26, 2011

  • JM met a self effacing fella who was the shy who came in from the bold.

    August 26, 2011

  • JM reckons it sometimes seems that the meek shall inherit the hurt.

    August 26, 2011

  • JM watched a program that was pure as the drivel show.

    August 26, 2011

  • JM reckons TV is the bland leading the bland

    August 26, 2011

  • JM heard about an incompetent ship captain who grounds the warship he walks on.

    August 26, 2011

  • JM is very pleased as he has never made an undetected error.

    August 26, 2011

  • JM has just the problem for your solution.

    August 26, 2011

  • JM advises that virtual reality is its own reward.

    August 26, 2011

  • JM proposes that we are able to walk on air, but only as long as our illusion supports us

    August 26, 2011

  • JM believes that propaganda can be a gentlemanly goose.

    August 13, 2011

  • JM understands that pasteurise is too far to see.

    August 13, 2011

  • JM reckons when two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.

    August 13, 2011

  • JM reckons a Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.

    August 13, 2011

  • JM reckons those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.

    August 13, 2011

  • JM wonders if a plateau is a higher form of flattery.

    August 13, 2011

  • JM has a photographic memory which was never developed.

    August 13, 2011

  • JM wonders if his clock is hungry as it has gone back four seconds.

    August 13, 2011

  • JM has never considered garden figurines to be ignominious.

    August 13, 2011

  • JM is frequently criticised for excessive use of farce.

    August 13, 2011

  • JM wonders if drama instructors prefer to travel by stagecoach.

    August 13, 2011

  • JM has never attended a creative writing class but has had a simile experience.

    August 13, 2011

  • JM is very touched by his new felt coat.

    August 13, 2011

  • JM wonders if hotel managers get board with their jobs?

    August 13, 2011

  • JM was watching a magician driving down the road - then he turned into a drive way.

    August 13, 2011

  • JM asks ‘If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?’

    August 13, 2011

  • JM asks ‘If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?’

    August 13, 2011

  • JM asks ‘If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?’

    August 13, 2011

  • JM may be a closet claustrophobic.

    August 13, 2011

  • JM is planning on being totally partial today

    August 13, 2011

  • JM wonders does fuzzy logic tickle?

    August 13, 2011

  • JM wonders does fuzzy logic tickle?

    August 13, 2011

  • JM ponders on the appropriate packaging material for a shipment of styrofoam?

    August 13, 2011

  • JM is wondering just how did a fool and his money ever get together in the first place?

    August 13, 2011

  • JM wonders if a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?

    August 13, 2011

  • JM asks have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

    August 13, 2011

  • JM asks have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

    August 13, 2011

  • JM asks have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

    August 13, 2011

  • JM often wonders why phonetic isn’t spelled the way it sounds?

    August 13, 2011

  • JM wonders if bird watchers ever get accused of storking.

    July 27, 2011

  • JM heard about the chicken that crossed the playground to get to the other slide.

    July 27, 2011

  • JM advises that it is perfectly acceptable to watch elephants bathing as they always have their trunks on.

    July 27, 2011

  • JM reckons those folk that say they heard it from the horse’s mouth are possibly neigh sayers.

    July 27, 2011

  • JM wonders what the caws of death was for that dead crow he saw.

    July 27, 2011

  • JM has noted that herbivores come in browns and graze.

    July 27, 2011

  • JM examined the bona-fidos of some pedigreed dogs.

    July 27, 2011

  • JM reckons evil wildebeests are just bad gnus.

    July 27, 2011

  • JM wonders if bees have house swarming parties.

    July 27, 2011

  • JM overheard some doves plotting a coo.

    July 27, 2011

  • JM observed a chicken crossing the road – poultry in motion!

    July 27, 2011

  • JM recommends contract lenses for the fine print

    July 27, 2011

  • JM has discovered that any closet is a walk-in closet if you just try hard enough.

    July 17, 2011

  • JM reckons it’s a day for firm decisions! Or is it?

    July 17, 2011

  • JM never uses a big word when a diminutive one will suffice.

    July 17, 2011

  • JM states – give me ambiguity or give me something else!

    July 17, 2011

  • JM can’t tell if he’s run out of invisible ink.

    July 17, 2011

  • JM has observed that all true wisdom is found on T shirts.

    July 17, 2011

  • JM knows that a thing not worth doing isn’t worth doing well.

    July 17, 2011

  • JM has not yet begun to procrastinate.

    July 17, 2011

  • JM wonders if there is another word for synonym.

    July 17, 2011

  • JM advises that the sooner you fall behind then the more time you will have to catch up.

    July 17, 2011

  • JM reckons two wrongs are only the beginning!

    July 17, 2011

  • JM has observed that the hardness of the butter is directly proportional to the softness of the bread.

    July 17, 2011

  • JM wonders why it is that no one is listening until you make a mistake?

    July 17, 2011

  • JM knows that for every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.

    July 17, 2011

  • JM knows some folk who reach a conclusion because that’s the place where they got tired of thinking.

    July 17, 2011

  • JM is studying Quantum Mechanics – the dreams stuff is made of.

    July 17, 2011

  • JM observes that despite the cost of living it still remains quite popular.

    July 17, 2011

  • JM reckons when some folk are lost in thought it’s because it’s unfamiliar territory.

    July 17, 2011

  • JM recommends pillaging before burning.

    July 17, 2011

  • JM often gargles just to see if his throat leaks.

    July 17, 2011

  • JM thinks there is good in everybody but he hasn’t met everybody.

    July 17, 2011

  • JM knows that red meat is not bad for you – it’s the fuzzy green meat that’s bad for you.

    July 17, 2011

  • JM has discovered that letting the cat out of the bag is much easier than putting it back in.

    July 17, 2011

  • JM thoroughly enjoys his annual free trip around the sun.

    July 14, 2011

  • JM wonders if Lenin’s tomb is a communist plot?

    July 14, 2011

  • JM knows that two can live as cheaply as one, for half as long.

    July 14, 2011

  • JM knows that two can live as cheaply as one, for half as long.

    July 14, 2011

  • JM would like a chance to prove money can't make him happy.

    July 14, 2011

  • JM really believes that originality is the art of concealing your sources.

    July 14, 2011

  • JM thinks he had amnesia once - maybe twice.

    July 13, 2011

  • JM suggests that you treat each day as your last; one day you will be right.

    July 13, 2011

  • JM knows there is no "I" in "Team", but there are four in "Platitude-Quoting Idiot".

    July 13, 2011

  • JM states: It's not who you know, it's whom you know.

    July 13, 2011

  • JM wonders if sacred cows make the best hamburgers.

    July 13, 2011

  • JM heard a bloke at the Unemployment Office say to the person behind the desk - "I didn't get to where I am today by listening to people like you!"

    July 13, 2011

  • JM offers his two rules for success: 1. Don’t ever tell all you know.

    July 13, 2011

  • JM offers his two rules for success: 1. Don’t ever tell all you know.

    July 13, 2011

  • JM takes everything in moderation – particularly moderation.

    July 13, 2011

  • JM knows that those that forget the pasta are doomed to reheat it.

    July 13, 2011

  • JM wondered why the Frisbee was getting bigger, and then it hit him.

    July 13, 2011

  • JM reckons ten millipedes equal one centipede.

    July 13, 2011

  • JM wonders if people with B Negative blood type are naturally pessimistic?

    July 13, 2011

  • JM just can’t get enough minimalism.

    July 13, 2011

  • JM reckons that what most politicians say is sound. Just sound!

    July 4, 2011

  • JM can’t find his camouflage gear.

    July 4, 2011

  • JM gets a lot of exercise by pushing his luck.

    July 4, 2011

  • JM knows an oil prospector so he sent him a Get Well card.

    July 4, 2011

  • JM wonders if an optimist is a very dense fog and a bigamist is even denser.

    July 4, 2011

  • JM knows someone who has a great sense of rumour.

    July 4, 2011

  • JM wonders what the future holds for an historian.

    July 4, 2011

  • JM hears so many musicians who just aren’t noteworthy.

    July 4, 2011

  • JM knows that installing mufflers must be exhausting work.

    July 4, 2011

  • JM reckons that life would be pointless without geometry

    July 4, 2011

  • JM often wonders why the newsreader begins with “Good Evening”

    June 27, 2011

  • JM reckons if he agreed with you then you would both be wrong.

    June 27, 2011

  • JM has discovered that he used to be twins as he just found a photo that was taken when he was two!

    June 27, 2011

  • JM has a pressing engagement at the dry cleaners today.

    June 27, 2011

  • JM has a new atlas and it means the world to him.

    June 27, 2011

  • JM wonders what happens when typists lose their justification.

    June 27, 2011

  • JM has heard that the local money lender is selling pawnographic materials.

    June 27, 2011

  • JM wonders if priests have altar egos?

    June 27, 2011

  • JM was disappointed when the local blanket shop folded.

    June 27, 2011

  • JM heard of someone who thought a military coup was an aggressive pigeon.

    June 27, 2011

  • JM tried gold prospecting but it didn't pan out.

    June 27, 2011

  • JM understands these new corduroy pillows are making headlines.

    June 27, 2011

  • JM found a bullet in a dead bush and thinks it was a cartridge in a bare tree.

    June 27, 2011

  • JM wonders if making a phone call while on the road is a case of driving while intalksicated.

    June 27, 2011

  • JM enjoys mushrooms because they are such fun guys.

    June 27, 2011

  • JM has lost contact with his old electrician mates.

    June 27, 2011

  • JM thinks the future is doubtful for sceptics.

    June 27, 2011

  • JM reckons old bosses never die, much as you want them to

    June 27, 2011

  • JM is breeding parrots and centipedes to get some walkie-talkies.

    June 27, 2011

  • JM knows of an old chef who gave it up because he was deranged.

    June 27, 2011

  • JM once was a hotel clerk, but then he had reservations.

    June 27, 2011

  • JM tried working as a tailor but it was all just so-so.

    June 27, 2011

  • JM knows a dentist that uses braces as a stop-gap measure.

    June 27, 2011

  • JM has read that some gourmet seafood restaurants are floundering

    June 27, 2011

  • JM had to get some new tires and is now aware of inflationary pressures.

    June 19, 2011

  • JM has often wondered what Noah’s boat would have been like if he’d an arc welder.

    June 19, 2011

  • JM was fascinated by the Norwegian robot device that analyses birds – it Scandinavian.

    June 19, 2011

  • JM wonders if an amoeba gets splitting headaches?

    June 19, 2011

  • JM knows a mime who is determined to remain silent, to say the least.

    June 19, 2011

  • JM reckons lobotomy is a no-brainer.

    June 19, 2011

  • JM is having a bit of trouble with weightlifting but knows he’ll pick it up eventually.

    June 19, 2011

  • JM reckons a second chimney is superfluous.

    June 19, 2011

  • JM reckons the average ghost is mean spirited.

    June 19, 2011

  • JM readily admits to his pundamentalism.

    June 19, 2011

  • JM knows it only happened 24 hours ago but it really feels like yesterday.

    June 19, 2011

  • JM heard that the sales of irons are decreasing.

    June 19, 2011

  • JM observed the drummer was fascinated by the cymbals and realised that he must have been a cryptographer in his day job.

    June 19, 2011

  • JM realised that his old colander just can’t take the strain anymore.

    June 19, 2011

  • JM has heard that a new town is planned based on philanthropic principles and will be named Generocity.

    June 19, 2011

  • JM had his nap interrupted by a phone call and never did get the rest.

    June 19, 2011

  • JM aspires to work as a steeplejack.

    June 19, 2011

  • JM would like to be a twin but knows he couldn’t live with himself.

    June 15, 2011

  • JM knows a barista who was banned from making espresso so she lost her tamper.

    June 15, 2011

  • JM knows that shooting while blindfolded is an aimless pursuit.

    June 15, 2011

  • JM wonders if choking on an all day sucker while riding a carousel is lollygagging around?

    June 15, 2011

  • JM was going to set his trousers on fire but he’s never been one to burn his britches.

    June 15, 2011

  • JM wonders if bearded blokes can open a no interest shaving account?

    June 15, 2011

  • JM recognises that abstinence leaves a lot to be desired.

    June 15, 2011

  • JM is disappointed that business at the local candle factory seems to have tapered off.

    June 15, 2011

  • JM met a fellow who was a Freud of psychoanalysis.

    June 15, 2011

  • JM knows that you can really rely on high divers because of their deep end ability.

    June 15, 2011

  • JM read that police have started to canvas the area after six campers went missing.

    June 15, 2011

  • JM and a friend want to drive across the southern states of America just to see how long it Texas.

    June 15, 2011

  • JM has just heard that the local marine glue manufacturer’s plans have come unstuck and it seems likely to end in insolvency.

    June 15, 2011

  • JM knows that safety in mines is riddled with legal pitfalls.

    June 15, 2011

  • JM heard some electricians planning a night out to see some wire strippers.

    June 15, 2011

  • JM reckons the study of genealogy should be part of any descent education.

    June 15, 2011

  • JM reckons the study of genealogy should be part of any descent education.

    June 15, 2011

  • JM reckons the study of genealogy should be part of any descent education.

    June 15, 2011

  • JM is having trouble with leaks in the sprinkler system – it’s becoming a source of constant irrigation.

    June 15, 2011

  • JM wonders if anyone wrote an hobbituary when Tolkien passed away?

    June 15, 2011

  • JM is considering training as a watchmaker so he can set his own hours.

    June 15, 2011

  • JM finds attingency quite touching

    June 5, 2011

  • JM was thinking of getting a cardboard belt but decided it would be a waste of paper.

    May 31, 2011

  • JM was delighted when his torch batteries died.

    May 31, 2011

  • JM was sad to hear that his favourite online origami store has folded.

    May 31, 2011

  • JM heard about two silk worms having a race and they ended in a tie.

    May 31, 2011

  • JM is sure he could learn braille once he got a feel for it.

    May 31, 2011

  • JM didn't want to buy leather shoes, but eventually he was suede.

    May 31, 2011

  • JM is looking for puns about monorails because they always make for decent one-liners.

    May 31, 2011

  • JM has discovered that no matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

    May 31, 2011

  • JM used to be a vegetarian but that was a missed steak.

    May 31, 2011

  • JM wonders if some folk owe their large circumference to too much pi.

    May 31, 2011

  • JM is an indecisive rower – can’t choose either oar.

    May 31, 2011

  • JM saw some dead batteries were given out free of charge.

    May 31, 2011

  • JM bought a pencil with an eraser at both ends and just can’t see the point!

    May 31, 2011

  • JM is inclined to be laid back.

    May 31, 2011

  • JM is running a spell check on his article about incantations.

    May 31, 2011

  • JM is excited to see how his new reversible jacket turns out.

    May 31, 2011

  • JM reckons greengrocers earn a meagre celery, come home beet and just want to read the pepper, take a leek, turnip the covers endive into bed.

    May 31, 2011

  • JM was going to buy a book on phobias, but was afraid it wouldn't help.

    May 31, 2011

  • JM thinks double negatives are a no-no.

    May 31, 2011

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  • I like both of your comments on acyrology.

    August 24, 2012

  • Wow - thanks for adding a comment to asportation. It has now replaced ascertainment as my "least favorite word," and I couldn't be happier. What fun!

    July 25, 2010

  • Ruzuzu - I'm really pleased about that. Don't shelter under trees!

    February 2, 2010

  • I was just looking up astraphobia and saw your comment which had other forms of the phobia. I wouldn't have known to look them up if you hadn't commented--thanks!

    February 2, 2010

  • I'll pass on that one, bilby!

    January 11, 2010

  • Who is "he" in jmj's sentence? This is why I hate the use of third person in facebook statuses.
    (Well, not really "hate", but don't love.)

    January 10, 2010

  • Are you a small dump kind of guy, gangerh?

    January 10, 2010

  • JM reminds WB that it is greedy search engines that do the listing.
    And, JM apologises profusely to GH but he simply can't spare the time to make smaller dumps but he truly appreciates that GH finds something therein to savour. And a very happy 2010 to both GH and WB.

    January 10, 2010

  • GH finds JM's frequent dump of comments unattractive. He knows he'd find them all appealing in bite sizes, like one every now and then. That would allow the dimension necessary to fully savour and appreciate each pearl. But then JM isn't putting them here for GH.

    January 9, 2010

  • WB wonders why JM posts his opinion on virtually every phobia page.

    November 27, 2009

  • GH played with your name. 

    October 5, 2009

  • Given that Facebook status updates can be made externally accessible via an RSS feed, wouldn't it be easier to use something like a Google Reader shared tag, so as to automate the process?

    February 3, 2009

  • Well, I have to admit, that's an odd use for a whole other website. Maybe you'll take the time to look around and see whether you like Wordie for its own qualities, rather than using it as an archive site for Facebook? I promise you'll enjoy yourself.

    Or at the very least, join the Wordie group on Facebook. :-)

    February 3, 2009

  • JM stands corrected by Bilby.

    February 3, 2009

  • Correction: JM is using Wordie to archive his Facebook status updates.

    February 3, 2009

  • Reese Tee good morning to you - I'm using Wordie to archive my Facebook status updates.

    February 3, 2009

  • Welcome, JM. ReeseTee wonders: Why does JM speak in the third person? ;-)

    February 2, 2009

  • You can't put full stops in tags. Well, you can if you want but the tag is then defective.

    February 1, 2009