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  • No, but Rupssia may be. ;-)

    June 5, 2011

  • Well, now that you put it that way....

    June 5, 2011

  • Whatever do you mean? It's only one sentence.

    June 5, 2011

  • Heehee.

    June 5, 2011

  • You bet. Nifty list!

    June 5, 2011

  • Were you looking for weyant jelly shoes for cat who enjoy jello-wrestling at the south pole or weyant jelly shoes for cat who enjoy Jell-O wrestling at the South Pole?

    June 4, 2011

  • Haha! Great advice. :-)

    June 4, 2011

  • Yes! It happens every time I poke my nose into the OED. There are worse addictions, I suppose.

    June 4, 2011

  • I've often wondered what good low dudgeon would do anyone.

    June 4, 2011

  • Methinks we need oroboros' input.

    June 4, 2011

  • Hummingbirds have some of the best names ever.

    June 4, 2011

  • I might, but I'm not comfterbull saying.

    June 4, 2011

  • I think I know a grump and coke.

    June 4, 2011

  • Bilby is also the creator of the hilarious Porn Birds list. (I'd link to it, but his account either doesn't exist or isn't public.)

    June 4, 2011

  • *hands dontcry a stale doughnut and a box of bandages*

    Sorry, ruzuzu. If it's any consolation, I appear to have left myself off the mailing list too.

    June 4, 2011

  • You may want to include this fish on your list (look under "Senate Chamber" subhead).

    June 4, 2011

  • Foolish; silly. (Obsolete)

    June 4, 2011

  • OED Online does list "white" as a definition, but with a caveat:

    "White. (Usually with reference to other meanings, or in translation from Latin.) Obs. or arch.

    1630 T. Jackson Comm. Apostles Creed viii. xxvi, in Wks. VIII. 105 Sending Him back to Pilate in a white or candid robe.

    1700 Dryden tr. Ovid Of Pythagorean Philos. in Fables 505 The Stones came candid forth: The Hue of Innocence.

    1738 W. Warburton Divine Legation Moses I. 54 That candid Appearance, which‥does result from the Mixture of all Kinds of Colours.

    1805 J. M. Good Lucretius i. 298 The candid milk."

    Just sayin'. :-)

    June 4, 2011

  • Milk that tastes like bacon? Blecch.

    June 4, 2011

  • ...and...ellipses....

    June 4, 2011

  • You know what else? I don't like? Question marks--don't you?

    June 4, 2011

  • I don't know about the Winter Olympics, but it definitely belongs on Chained's "Holy Pantheon of WTF" list.

    June 4, 2011

  • *chortle*

    June 4, 2011

  • Does Hansen eat burston?

    June 4, 2011

  • *wonders whether Pontus was a pilot*

    June 4, 2011

  • Apparently this means "a beggar feigning to be deaf and dumb," "a madman," or "one who pretends to have had his tongue cut out, and to be dumb."

    Nice WOTD, Prolagus. :-)

    June 4, 2011

  • Happy National Doughnut Day (again), everyone!

    For some reason, this seems to be the one food holiday I've remembered three years running. Go figure.

    *munches on yet another cream-filled doughnut, but not the one from last year or the year before*

    Still looking for the Spanish Inquisition mailing list, however.

    June 3, 2011

  • Added, thanks! (On my older lists, I'm sticking with all lowercase.)

    June 2, 2011

  • Good idea.

    *stumbles to Fattiehead*

    June 2, 2011

  • That is one good-looking Pedum.

    That just didn't sound right.

    June 2, 2011

  • *makes note not to get dontcry started*

    June 2, 2011

  • *checks big fat fancy-ass DVD for possible answer*

    ...I got nothin'.

    June 2, 2011

  • Ah, yes, dear old PFH.

    June 2, 2011

  • I have two: Raphael and Harold.

    June 2, 2011

  • Crows don't scare that easily. You may need to graduate to T. Rex.

    June 2, 2011

  • Now it's going to trend ruthlessly.

    *wonders where Ruth is*

    June 2, 2011

  • That's nobody's business but the Turks'.

    But since this is June, you could probably ask one of them.

    June 2, 2011

  • Stonechat or wheatear, I believe.

    June 2, 2011

  • Heehee!

    June 2, 2011

  • *lurv*

    Now we need a list of fish birds.

    June 2, 2011

  • Blecch. What an appropriate name.

    June 2, 2011

  • I'd thought you were too. ;-)

    Thanks for the suggestion!

    June 2, 2011

  • Also corn crake.

    June 2, 2011

  • *attempts to walk danglingly*

    *falls flat on face*

    June 2, 2011

  • The iris variety or the pants? ;-)

    June 2, 2011

  • If you like this plist, then check out this glist too. :-)

    June 2, 2011

  • Honestly. Everyone knows it isn't wise to raise wind-bells in water.

    June 1, 2011

  • No. Really?

    June 1, 2011

  • Aww.

    June 1, 2011

  • A woodpecker, I believe.

    June 1, 2011

  • At first I read that as "A bear laid across a river to prevent salmon from getting up," and I thought of chained.

    June 1, 2011

  • I haven't heard that here, but they do become as wordy (not Wordie, unfortunately) as humanly possible: "At approximately 7:30 p.m. last night...."

    Also, no cars. Only motor vehicles.

    June 1, 2011

  • Excellent! No umberage-taking here.

    June 1, 2011

  • Aww, how nice.

    June 1, 2011

  • Cute.

    June 1, 2011

  • As do I. :-)

    June 1, 2011

  • And here I am thinking this was a toenail situation.

    June 1, 2011

  • Priceless.

    June 1, 2011

  • I remember it too, dontcry. In fact, I just watched that episode last week. :-) (I received the big fat fancy-ass DVD M*A*S*H collection as a gift a few years ago.)

    June 1, 2011

  • I like it!

    June 1, 2011

  • Does anyone else get the feeling that language is far more boring today than in Dr. Jamieson's day?

    June 1, 2011

  • There is! See here.

    June 1, 2011

  • Likewise. :-)

    June 1, 2011

  • *snicker*

    June 1, 2011

  • *snort*

    June 1, 2011

  • If these are all red herrings, then hernesheir is the consummate red-herringist. Also, I'd have to delete them all from my bird nicknames list. ;-)

    Bilby, you've created a very bizarre earworm. *sigh*

    June 1, 2011

  • Also see herald-duck.

    June 1, 2011

  • Dun-diver is itself a nickname for the merganser or Ruddy Duck.

    June 1, 2011

  • Poor Cubans.

    June 1, 2011

  • :-D

    June 1, 2011

  • Must...have...this.

    June 1, 2011

  • Also see gowk.

    June 1, 2011

  • Oh, joy! You've reminded me of plethora's delightful squid list. Thanks, r!

    June 1, 2011

  • Wonder whether this came from the name of the raven genus (Corvus).

    June 1, 2011

  • Nifty list! Favorited.

    June 1, 2011

  • Better than calumniation, I'd wager. :-)

    June 1, 2011

  • Is too.

    June 1, 2011

  • Ptero: I just had the same problem with removing tags from two of my entries, both of which include apostrophes. Now that I see your post about "Hawai'i," I'm wondering whether the apostrophe is somehow the problem.

    June 1, 2011

  • Perfect.

    June 1, 2011

  • lampbane: Yes, precisely!

    June 1, 2011

  • National bilby day duly added. *orders pin*

    Au contraire, my good fox. There is indeed a Fox Day, albeit local.

    June 1, 2011

  • Well...no, I don't think so. Purple seems to be the predominant color of many varieties. But this site might help.

    Sionnach, if you're looking for even more fun with flowers, may I suggest these lists?

    Rose words by mollusque

    Rose varieties by mollusque

    Tulip Names I by Yours Truly

    Tulip Names II: You Know My Name by YT

    A Dalliance of Dahlias by YT

    I'm sure I've missed some, but mollusque is the only other wordienik I know who shares this obsession. Please post here if you know of others. :-)

    May 31, 2011

  • Thank you for bracketing ecclesiastical haberdashery.

    So it's red socks for the fox, eh?

    May 31, 2011

  • You'd be great at that. But I can't see you in a little red hat.

    May 31, 2011

  • My dream is to get a job naming flowers. ;-)

    May 31, 2011

  • *spits out mouthful of coffee*

    Sionnach, funny you should mention the general's corpse. It was exhumed and re-buried twice, but I doubt that had anything to do with ersatz coffee, or my predilection for writing zombie Civil War novels.

    blafferty, you simply must bracket "something more serious than a fart."

    May 27, 2011

  • I hope everyone has recovered by now.

    May 27, 2011

  • Ooh, nice! Thanks!

    May 26, 2011

  • Actually, this wasn't my first--it should probably be Bad Guys, officially. (See my comment on your list page.)

    Back in the mists of Wordie-time, my first list was simply a catch-all of my favorite words. That list grew too big, so I divided it (several times), until it morphed into the "'Cause I Like Them" alphabet lists. "B" now looks like it was first because it had the most words when I divided, so it was easiest to keep where it was rather than delete and start from scratch.

    *wonders whether that makes any sense at all in the new Wordnik world*

    May 20, 2011

  • My first list with any kind of "theme" was Bad Guys, although like sionnach, my actual first list was a catch-all of favorite words. It's been changed many times since then so it doesn't actually exist anymore.

    Can't even begin to figure out what my first word here was.

    May 20, 2011

  • I'd suggest another list in which you add "World" in Step #2, but I haven't done much research on it. :-)

    May 20, 2011

  • Hmm. Maybe The Powers would let us start it up again....

    *looks around to see who's listening*

    May 20, 2011

  • *spits out mouthful of coffee*

    Interesting. I'm just now working on a book about a Confederate general, and his corps is on its way to Gettysburg in search of shoes. I'll let you know whether they also find ersatz coffee.

    May 20, 2011

  • Pro: True. I'm yoinking from your wotd list like crazy. Also, I have intended to start my own for...oh, two months now....

    I've noticed no comments too on emailed wotd lists, but I thought that was the lister's choice, no?

    May 20, 2011

  • Since this list doesn't appear to be open anymore (*sigh*), may I suggest this fabulous acronym for the Physician Assistant National Certifying Examination: PANCE? It's just pants! :-)

    May 20, 2011

  • Seen here.

    May 18, 2011

  • Seen here.

    May 18, 2011

  • No worries, hernesheir. I've been (guiltily) stealing every one of the Scottish bird names you've been listing. (Well, almost every one; a few are already on my "nicknames" list.) It's a delight seeing them scroll by. :-)

    As for the birdwatching--I'm insanely jealous! I don't think any of the birds you mentioned have made it to my life list yet, except Canada Goose, mallard, and Red-Tail. How lucky! You must live in an avian wonderland.

    May 17, 2011

  • That sounds like far too much work. I'd rather forget to read every poem ever written, then remember later a few poems at a time.

    May 17, 2011

  • Well, as you can see, the current stock is limited to two designs.

    May 17, 2011

  • *pulls thorn out of arm*

    Uh...No! Absolutely not!

    *scratches arm*

    May 17, 2011

  • Ha! I was waiting to see who'd say that!

    May 17, 2011

  • And...well, here.

    May 17, 2011

  • I'm being told to wear numerous nightgowns. I don't think this is working properly today.

    May 17, 2011

  • Apparently a wodge of porch is now missing.

    May 17, 2011

  • I thought we were talking about forgetting. Or possibly I read that I'd forgotten that I hadn't not read a poem.

    I don't remember.

    May 17, 2011

  • Yes, and on zazzle too. But see here, blafferty--the remnants of the original Wordie shop! (I used my crappuccino mug just this morning.)

    May 17, 2011

  • Congratulations, Word! :-) Ah, I remember the fun days of spelling bees...I believe I managed as far as fourth in the state in my day as well.

    Don't ask how long ago it was. ;-)

    I have the same question as PossU: what was the winning word?

    May 16, 2011

  • *hands rolig a glass of water*

    May 15, 2011

  • *bares teeth while laughing*

    *chokes*

    May 15, 2011

  • Well, at least it has emollient properties.

    May 15, 2011

  • As is the referred article for snowclone. :-)

    May 15, 2011

  • *searches in vain for cub's name*

    May 15, 2011

  • And my niece! Happy Birthday to sionnach-sister as well. :-)

    May 15, 2011

  • Well, I'm new at this, but wouldn't you have to forget not to decide not to read a completely different WisÅ‚awa Szymborska poem next weekend, seeing as how you've already read this particular WisÅ‚awa Szymborska poem?

    I'm just guessing here.

    May 15, 2011

  • Chicago style, of which I am an adherent, places the period immediately after the last word and then adds ellipses: "Then bilby got his ears caught in the frivolous blades of the Wordnik copter....The ears were never seen again."

    Inverted commas: "Blecch."

    May 15, 2011

  • So you forgot not to decide not to read that WisÅ‚awa Szymborska poem?

    May 15, 2011

  • Congrats on the new cub! :-D

    May 15, 2011

  • Happy Proctofoam, chained!

    May 15, 2011

  • Just read an article in Slate that argues for the British style of outside punctuation (which it calls "logical") vs. the presumably illogical American style. While I see the merits, I still can't bring myself to change after eons of being an American editor. :-)

    May 15, 2011

  • Judging by the Google results, it's apparently gypsy-speak.

    May 15, 2011

  • *crosses legs*

    May 15, 2011

  • What's left of it, you mean.

    May 15, 2011

  • I agree. Fargin brilliant, and far better than firkin.

    May 15, 2011

  • I thought you were only in for a smidge? That wodge is likely to collapse the porch.

    *crashbangthudaaaaaaah!

    Uh oh.

    May 14, 2011

  • And she's doing it whilst preferring a smidge of pie!

    May 14, 2011

  • Dontcry, in my family we'd call that a sliver.

    *enjoys being imprudent*

    May 14, 2011

  • Also a nickname for the smew (which is also called white nun).

    May 14, 2011

  • Powit-gull is also a nickname; the bird's common name is Black-Headed Gull. :-)

    May 14, 2011

  • Good to know. I've been yoinking like crazy these days.

    May 13, 2011

  • Of course! Let me just...

    *rolls in enormous pie on forklift*

    ...okay, here you go.

    *serves up wodge of pie to blafferty*

    May 13, 2011

  • I don't know about anyone else, but I'm not going near that question.

    May 13, 2011

  • Because you were busy typing paraskevidekatriaphobia into the search box. ;->

    May 13, 2011

  • *types*

    You're right! Spooky!

    May 13, 2011

  • Oh! Sorry. I couldn't hear you.

    May 13, 2011

  • I hope everyone has his/her chicken suit ready. The dancing begins tomorrow.

    May 13, 2011

  • Come and get it!

    *serves up giant wedges of apple pie*

    May 13, 2011

  • WHAT??

    May 13, 2011

  • Nifty! I'm yoinking a few for my No Ap-ology list. :-)

    May 13, 2011

  • Seen here.

    May 12, 2011

  • Pro: Haha!

    May 12, 2011

  • Sionnach's kitties at the keyboard again.

    May 12, 2011

  • PossU, just move the date and make it your very own Eat What You Want Day!

    *serves up a heaping dish of chocolate ice cream and sauerkraut*

    May 12, 2011

  • I'd say it's okay lowercased. Unless, of course, you're trying to MacGyver something. ;-)

    May 12, 2011

  • Take a subitizing test.

    May 12, 2011

  • Here you go.

    *hands over grape riffles with ketchup*

    May 11, 2011

  • Was I looking for courage bag? Absolutely not. I wasn't even looking for courage-bag.

    May 11, 2011

  • That's our uselessness.... ;-)

    May 11, 2011

  • Brackets around yoinkage, please.

    May 11, 2011

  • That is one odd-looking horse.

    May 11, 2011

  • Black-capped chickadee? Or another black-cap?

    May 11, 2011

  • Not surprising. Also see thunder-pumper for a host of other bittern nicknames.

    May 11, 2011

  • *wonders whether it's related to the fitmouse*

    May 11, 2011

  • I say we record all of our comments and send them to you in a file, so you can listen on your iPod whenever you want.

    May 11, 2011

  • And for that "easy" one, chained, I thank you. From the bottom of my almost-in-last-place Wordienik heart.

    *flings fuflun-decorated tiaras at fellow contestants*

    May 11, 2011

  • H, I'm loving all these bird names you're posting. Hope you don't mind if I shamelessly nab them. Would it help if you could access my list? :-)

    May 11, 2011

  • FYI, oldsquaw is no longer used in ornithology because "squaw" is considered pejorative. :-)

    May 11, 2011

  • Good idea. And stay out of dark...uh...sea caves.

    May 11, 2011

  • Happy Day!

    *munches on fufluns topped with anchovies, whipped cream, and salsa*

    May 11, 2011

  • Yikes. Do you know any of these guys, mollusque?

    May 10, 2011

  • To cleanse it?

    May 10, 2011

  • Nice list, utarcher. :-)

    May 10, 2011

  • Who would possibly have decided that we needed a word for this?

    May 10, 2011

  • You bet. Glad to see you here after so long!

    May 10, 2011

  • *changes date on tag*

    May 9, 2011

  • Trivet! Holy cow, you're here! Good to read you again! :-)

    May 9, 2011

  • Oh dear.

    May 9, 2011

  • Hey! For me? Gosh, thank you, ruzuzu!

    May 7, 2011

  • Oh, Samuel Johnson--of course!

    May 7, 2011

  • A 1792 Bible printed in Oxford, England, which substitutes Philip for Peter as the disciple who denied Jesus in Luke 22:34.

    May 6, 2011

  • An 1823 Bible that takes its nickname from a misprint in Genesis 24:61. The correct reading is "And Rebekah arose, and her damsels, and they rode upon the camels, and followed the man: and the servant took Rebekah, and went his way." The Camels Bible instead reads, "And Rebekah arose, and her camels...."

    May 6, 2011

  • In the 1551 edition of Becke’s revision of the Thomas Matthew Bible, Psalm 91:5 reads, "So that thou shalt not nede to be afrayed for any bugges at night," using "bugges" in place of "terror," which appears in the King James and later translations.

    May 6, 2011

  • The Geneva Bible of 1560, so called because Genesis 3:7 refers to Adam and Eve clothing themselves in "breeches" made from fig leaves.

    May 6, 2011

  • Would you like to be stuck in an elevator with them too? :-)

    May 6, 2011

  • Seen here. (Thanks, chained.)

    May 6, 2011

  • *double snort*

    May 6, 2011

  • It would behoove all of you to stop joking about this.

    May 6, 2011

  • Somehow, pyecrust sounds tastier than piecrust.

    May 6, 2011

  • Though I still haven't figured out why its creator calls it Love-love.

    May 6, 2011

  • Yeah. That's right.

    May 6, 2011

  • Blecch.

    May 6, 2011

  • Indeed! Say, you really are getting the hang of this addiction. :-)

    May 6, 2011

  • Smop the hoople?

    May 6, 2011

  • Seen here.

    May 6, 2011

  • *thud*

    Ouch.

    May 6, 2011

  • I'm a little piecrust, short and crisp.

    May 6, 2011

  • Well, you just can't get more specific than that. ;-)

    May 6, 2011

  • Oooh, they're delicious. Is this recipe similar to the one in your cookbook, dontcry?

    May 5, 2011

  • *hands over fresh towel*

    May 5, 2011

  • I would offer a blow dry, but....

    May 5, 2011

  • Swing, swang, swung.

    May 5, 2011

  • So, you wouldn't be able to call a wodge swad, then? No such thing as a swad wodge?

    May 5, 2011

  • Love the list. I especially enjoy lists about trades, skills, and such. :-)

    May 5, 2011

  • Hernesheir, you find the best stuff. :-)

    May 5, 2011

  • But...sometimes he is a marsupial, isn't he?

    May 5, 2011

  • Ah, well. To each his/her own.

    *sips*

    May 5, 2011

  • Incorporated into the logo for the Corning Museum of Glass (which, by the way, is a glorious museum).

    May 5, 2011

  • Oh no, that's on the glassblowing list.

    May 5, 2011

  • *speechless*

    May 5, 2011

  • Ooh, I like this one. I'm feeling a bit pollrumptious today anyway.

    May 5, 2011

  • *flings raisins like confetti in celebration*

    Happy National Raisin Week!

    May 5, 2011

  • I ♥ Cole Porter.

    May 5, 2011

  • Frog, I think Chained has a list of these types of words somewhere, if you want to browse....

    May 5, 2011

  • Word-happy hour is all the time, of course. :-)

    *taps a few freshly brewed adverbs for the crowd*

    May 5, 2011

  • Nickname for kite (the avian kind). Bilby: Alert!

    May 5, 2011

  • I'm guessing the bird--I've seen it in some older birding books. Thanks, h.

    May 5, 2011

  • Congrats, all! And Possible, I join you in shame--before all was said and done, I changed four or five that turned out to be correct after all. Eeesh.

    As for protean, I was attempting a riff on the What Is a Reesetee, Anyhow? goofiness. :-) (Also, it's printed on the t-shirt I was wearing when I emailed gangerh.)

    *indiscriminately flings fufluns*

    May 5, 2011

  • But beer smells great! *is beginning to worry about olfactory problems*

    May 5, 2011

  • True about espresso; I'll grant you that. :-)

    May 5, 2011

  • *chimes in with everyone else*

    Welcome, blafferty!

    *sips Kopi Luwak coffee from crappucino mug*

    May 5, 2011

  • Yeeeesss, yesss. This, my friend, is the other normal. Mmmwwwaaaaahahaha.

    May 4, 2011

  • *hork*

    May 4, 2011

  • See here and/or here.

    May 4, 2011

  • I think coffee tastes as good as it smells most of the time.

    May 4, 2011

  • *sigh* I just wasn't up for it this year....

    Congrats to the winners! Good luck sharing the prize. :-)

    May 4, 2011

  • I thought of this list the moment I started reading this.

    May 4, 2011

  • Dontcry, are you okay? You're something of a hydrangea-face, aren't you?

    May 4, 2011

  • I would never

    May 4, 2011

  • If you didn't

    May 4, 2011

  • I always forg

    May 4, 2011

  • *craves an old-time beverage sipped through a slender straw of drying grass*

    May 3, 2011

  • Gracious.

    May 3, 2011

  • Mr. Boggy: I swear by the avian gods that I typed all those lame guesses myself. Not a bird's claw in sight. Can I help it if cats' paws are too fluffy for keyboards?

    Signed,

    R.T. Distingue

    May 3, 2011

  • *yoink--again*

    May 2, 2011

  • Chained, did you know that Prolagus has an English cocker spaniel who, though not lugubrious, deserves two or more comments?

    May 2, 2011

  • So Pro, you were confounded by compound?

    May 2, 2011

  • *playfully accepts dontcry's mediæval coupon and hands her a balsamaceous panda-shaped wodge*

    May 2, 2011

  • Lovely!

    May 2, 2011

  • *yoink*

    May 2, 2011

  • *delivers basket of cupcakes, fufluns, and slop to sionnach*

    *continues peddling slop while wearing distingue harlequin costume*

    May 2, 2011

  • I thought about doing that, but if I start second-guessing myself, I'll go even more insane than I already have.

    *offers slop to dontcry at a reasonable rate*

    May 2, 2011

  • You got a Frankenstein plastic top? Nuts. I only got Dracula.

    Lovely list. :-)

    May 2, 2011

  • I dunno; that always looked like green paint to me.

    *spins head*

    May 2, 2011

  • Hey, thanks bilby!

    May 2, 2011

  • Superingestion is pretty good too.

    May 2, 2011

  • It was a little easier to do certain things on Wordie--but there are lots of functions here that I'd have wished for there too. If you want to suggest something, we generally post questions/suggestions/bitching/complaining/all-purpose-comments at feedback.

    Hope you stick around. :-)

    May 1, 2011

  • Neat! Thanks for spinning your head!

    May 1, 2011

  • No, no. Thank you, ruzuzu.

    May 1, 2011

  • *bursting with pride for ruzuzu*

    May 1, 2011

  • Nice to see you stopping by, rolig. :-)

    May 1, 2011

  • You're something of a non-pronouncer, aren't you?

    May 1, 2011

  • Thank you, blafferty.

    ...What am I thanking you for again?

    May 1, 2011

  • Really? I always thought it sounded like the taste of lemons.

    May 1, 2011

  • Wait. Is this a big-ass list or a big ass-list?

    May 1, 2011

  • Bilby: I too. Allegedly.

    May 1, 2011

  • Ha!

    May 1, 2011

  • *offers bandages to trees*

    April 30, 2011

  • Eep! Guess I should have mentioned that I was joking. All is fine, ruzuzu. But thanks for worrying. :-)

    April 29, 2011

  • *offers bandages*

    April 29, 2011

  • Ah, well. Here's a fuflun.

    Hey, hold onto the....!!

    *sigh*

    April 29, 2011

  • Mr. Limpet. Loved that guy. :-)

    April 29, 2011

  • *quietly begins singing*

    Just what makes that little old blafferty....

    April 29, 2011

  • I don't know about March, but I did collect a few fractures in April.

    April 29, 2011

  • Well, if they'd just be quiet for a minute....

    April 29, 2011

  • *flees*

    April 29, 2011

  • So presumably more will follow. Looking forward to it. :-)

    April 29, 2011

  • Oh, but this is Wordnik. If Wordieniks can't invent a madeupical word, no one can.

    April 29, 2011

  • But don't let me discourage you. I'm sure you'll get to the top tomorrow. :-)

    April 29, 2011

  • Also chinkapin.

    April 29, 2011

  • Also see chinquapin.

    April 29, 2011

  • So I do. Thanks, bilby. Adding it here too.

    April 29, 2011

  • Wow, that's amazing. I'd have eaten the pine nut before I finished the camera.

    Pro, do you realize we just missed Worldwide Pinhole Photography Day? Gaaaah!

    April 29, 2011

  • *eats pine nut*

    April 29, 2011

  • How about petrophile? "In biology, thriving on rocks or in rocky habitats." Sure, it describes plants, but can't we all share the love?

    April 28, 2011

  • Heehee! Menfauxpause is my favorite.

    Oh, wait: and kaleidopause.

    April 28, 2011

  • Wow. I hear that you also can't pass go or collect $200.

    April 28, 2011

  • Haha! I was just thinking that skipvia had a list similar to yours, but it must have been this page. Not to worry--you're hardly stealing. :-)

    April 28, 2011

  • Didn't skipvia have a list like this at one time? *tries to remember*

    April 28, 2011

  • *purchases large qauntities of raisins*

    April 28, 2011

  • Yes, it has! I actually intended it to be a list of goofy holidays, so I probably didn't add either of those. Some people take them mighty seriously.

    If it helps, I've tagged all the entries on this list with the day, date, week, month, etc. If you look at the tag pages for any of those, you'll see the names of the corresponding holidays listed. :-)

    April 28, 2011

  • Eeeew.

    April 28, 2011

  • Well, but then you'd probably end up with a hole in your pocket and the pebble would drop out and roll back down the hill.

    Just sayin'.

    April 28, 2011

  • Maybe a lighter stone?

    April 28, 2011

  • Nickname for the jacana.

    April 28, 2011

  • Nuts. And you were so close....

    April 28, 2011

  • *flees, with fufluns*

    April 28, 2011

  • *flings fufluns at giggling sound*

    Possible, you didn't tell me this place was haunted!

    April 28, 2011

  • And tangy, too.

    April 28, 2011

  • *spins around*

    Whatwasthat?

    April 28, 2011

  • *LA LA LA LA LA LA!*

    April 28, 2011

  • *plugs ears*

    April 28, 2011

  • Hey, what the....

    That fuflun is attacking me!

    April 28, 2011

  • I hardly think blafferty has time, Possible. She appears to be rolling a stone uphill at the moment.

    April 28, 2011

  • *follows Possible into ruzuzu's profile*

    *helps self to fufluns*

    *plops down in nearest chair*

    Man, this place was hard to find!

    April 28, 2011

  • *refuses to follow ruzuzu's links*

    April 28, 2011

  • Nickname for the whimbrel. Also spelled tangwaup.

    April 28, 2011

  • Nickname for the whimbrel.

    April 28, 2011

  • Nickname for the whimbrel.

    April 28, 2011

  • Nickname for European curlew or whimbrel.

    April 28, 2011

  • Nickname for European curlew or whimbrel.

    April 28, 2011

  • Nickname for European curlew or whimbrel.

    April 28, 2011

  • Also a nickname for the whimbrel.

    April 28, 2011

  • Nickname for European curlew or whimbrel.

    April 28, 2011

  • Will do--much appreciated, as always.

    April 28, 2011

  • I feel birdie.

    April 28, 2011

  • Clever! :-)

    April 27, 2011

  • See iroquoisy.

    April 27, 2011

  • Such serendipity.

    Oh wait. I meant iroquoisyness.

    April 27, 2011

  • Ha! Love it.

    April 27, 2011

  • Mel! Of course! Excuse me; I have a list to add him to.

    April 27, 2011

  • *buys a railroad*

    April 27, 2011

  • I believe Noam has the distinction of being the only person on both elevator lists. :-)

    April 27, 2011

  • *snort*

    April 27, 2011

  • And heckbender. ;->

    April 27, 2011

  • *shoos chickens off the page*

    April 27, 2011

  • Good ones. :-)

    April 27, 2011

  • Doo daah!

    April 27, 2011

  • Clever! If you're interested, elgiad007, I have a list inspired pretty much by a similarly mundane occasion--it's not so much rhyme as rhythm, though.

    April 27, 2011

  • That doesn't sound at all comfortable.

    April 27, 2011

  • No thanks, mollusque. I've had dessert.

    Oh, wait....

    April 27, 2011

  • Those are ostioles and oscules, you know.

    April 26, 2011

  • Here it is.

    April 26, 2011

  • I'm game! *scurries off*

    April 26, 2011

  • Here's one, but it's labeled with a different formation of the word. Anyone know whether they're interchangeable?

    April 26, 2011

  • Heehee! Saw that setup coming, but I still didn't figure it out. :-)

    April 26, 2011

  • As I recall, we had a three-way tie the first time around. We got some lovely parting gift comments on our profiles. :-)

    April 26, 2011

  • 1) There's a delightful rhythm to that headline.

    2) The thought of "wild packs of chickens" tearing through a neighborhood makes me giggle.

    Thanks for the lift, marky. :-)

    April 26, 2011

  • Ooh, that's a great idea! Anyone?

    *waits*

    April 26, 2011

  • The words "meat" and "slurry" should never come within 20 feet of one another.

    April 26, 2011

  • See eructation.

    April 26, 2011

  • See eructation.

    April 26, 2011

  • You guys only have six fingers on each hand?

    Wow.

    April 26, 2011

  • That's weird, because I walked by a storm drain the other day whose smell could kill a herd of rampaging buffalo.

    April 26, 2011

  • Published in 1793. Leviticus Ch. 3's heading in this Bible reads "bees" for "beeves" (plural of "beef"): "How the pacifique hosts peace offerings must be of bees, sheep, lambs and goats."

    April 25, 2011

  • According to A.W.A.D., "To fly close to the ground. From the allusion to a plane flying so low as to flatten a hat on someone's head. Earliest documented use: 1940."

    Oroboros, are you familiar with this one?

    April 25, 2011

  • First printed in 1815, the so-called Debased Bible used the Catholic Rheims New Testament text but was a Protestant edition. In Philippians 2:7, it reports that Christ "debased himself" rather than "emptied himself."

    April 25, 2011

  • Classic.

    April 25, 2011

  • Ha!

    April 25, 2011

  • *groan*

    April 25, 2011

  • I also like "earthy depths" (same definition).

    April 25, 2011

  • No, no; I'm the slopseller? See my list?

    April 25, 2011

  • Thanks, hernesheir!

    April 25, 2011

  • So good, I want to add it to my "It Has a Name??" list. I bow to your fakery skills.

    April 25, 2011

  • Maybe it means that people will love the banner so much that they'll all scramble to take it for themselves, and then they'll start tussling with one another, and that will cause them to tear apart the banner into separate letters. So, you know, it's the individual letters speaking.

    Or maybe it makes no sense at all.

    April 25, 2011

  • Congrats on the 10,000!

    April 25, 2011

  • Here are my guesses:

    bilby: ascian

    blafferty: prodigal

    chained_bear: wodge

    dontcry: tear-resistant

    erinmckean: calepinerienne

    fbharjo: heartstringsplucker

    frindley: mediæval

    frogapplause: lunette

    gangerh: emordnilap

    hernesheir: chrestomathic

    mollusque: sinistral

    oroboros: harlequin

    PossibleUnderscore: slopseller

    Prolagus: aaaaaaargh!

    pterodactyl: playful

    reesetee: queasy

    ruzuzu: balsamaceous

    seanahan: hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophile

    sionnach: distingue

    Wordnicolina: greenhorn

    Wordplayer: systematic

    yarb: mortsafe

    I dunno...some seemed too obvious and others...*scratches head*

    April 25, 2011

  • I just re-read the marathon of phony umbrage taking page and laughed my ass off.

    Thanks. I needed that. :-)

    April 25, 2011

  • Wait--some of you guys have actual spreadsheets? I was kidding! *worries*

    April 25, 2011

  • Heehee! Might as well be. :-)

    April 25, 2011

  • Yay!

    *scurries off to set up Excel chart*

    April 22, 2011

  • *gag*

    April 22, 2011

  • Yes, yes, Spring Sphere Day or some such. But more important is the natal day of R Herself!

    *hands out special batch of Ruzuzu-day cupcakes with candles*

    April 22, 2011

  • Happy Bearthday!

    *plays clarinet*

    April 22, 2011

  • I'm with bilby. I miss those faketymologies.

    April 22, 2011

  • But isn't this the weekend when certain believers are busy celebrating a certain holiday that shall remain nameless? And won't those people be otherwise engaged for a few days?

    Just sayin'.

    April 22, 2011

  • Busted.

    That's right, sionnach; all my psittacine friends must weigh in on Wordnik before partaking of their daily birdie chow. I've taught them how to hunt and...er, peck...on the keyboard. You wouldn't believe how difficult it is to get those seed hulls out of the tiny little spaces between keys.

    However, they refuse to speak in public, no matter how many sprigs of millet I offer, no matter how much chattering they do in private. They abhor the paparazzi, you see.

    April 22, 2011

  • Cute!

    April 22, 2011

  • The witch is dead?

    April 22, 2011

  • Happy National Chocolate-Covered Cashews Day!

    April 22, 2011

  • Dung is a...

    a verb??

    April 22, 2011

  • Another nifty calendar!

    April 22, 2011

  • God Save the Food.

    April 21, 2011

  • Well, that makes sense. Come back in twenty years, when you've gotten some rest.

    April 21, 2011

  • Nifty calendar, ruzuzu!

    April 21, 2011

  • Easy mistake. That's the finches' fetch.

    April 21, 2011

  • Ooh! I know that kind of French!

    April 21, 2011

  • If you named your cub this, would he have to wear these pants?

    April 21, 2011

  • *waits*

    April 21, 2011

  • Get it? Chained? Link?

    *slinks away*

    April 21, 2011

  • How could I have missed Broccolino? Fixed!

    Avoid cross-pollination, you ask, but I did borrow several priceless names from this list. Hope you don't mind. :-)

    April 21, 2011

  • Give a dog a bone.

    April 21, 2011

  • Let's make sure chained_bear stays away from Denny's for the next few weeks....

    April 21, 2011

  • Haha!

    April 21, 2011

  • Hey! That's my peanut butter cup!

    April 21, 2011

  • My fetch is a saxophone.

    April 21, 2011

  • *wanders in several hours late*

    Hey, do you have to speak French to go to the barbarism party?

    April 21, 2011

  • Where are the tiny Christians?

    April 21, 2011

  • At least it isn't an unauthorized Babarism. I don't think he'd fit on this page.

    April 21, 2011

  • *tosses be-licked cupcakes; makes new batch*

    April 21, 2011

  • All better.

    Signed,

    Was Too Lazy to Post a Link Until Chained Forced Me To

    April 21, 2011

  • Indeed! See my spanking-new list: New and Improved Names for Easter Eggs. :-)

    April 21, 2011

  • And I'm wondering now, since the Cub is a year or so older and Cub Sequel is imminent, whether you'll be adjusting this list.

    April 21, 2011

  • *hands umbrage back to Chained*

    Hey, thanks!

    April 21, 2011

  • Chained, how could you have missed this one on FB?

    April 21, 2011

  • Hey! I wanted to add Zucchina!

    Damn new mothers....

    *grabs massive fistfuls of fake umbrage*

    April 21, 2011

  • Good question. Also a good question is what merits an entry on Wordnik. Far worse has been perpetrated here. ;->

    April 19, 2011

  • *hugs all and sundry*

    Oh, and chained: Truly, you have a dizzying intellect.

    April 19, 2011

  • Thanks for the additions, r. :-)

    April 19, 2011

  • *snort*

    April 19, 2011

  • From A.W.A.D.: "From Tamil paraiyar, plural of paraiyan (drummer), from parai (drum, to tell). Because the drum players were considered among the lowest in the former caste system of India, the word took on the general meaning of an outcast. Earliest documented use: 1613."

    April 19, 2011

  • But it's so simple, sionnach. All I have to do is divine from what I know of you: Are you the sort of man who would put the word onto your own list or your enemy's?

    April 18, 2011

  • Ooh, wait, I have a gem cut list somewhere....

    *rummaging*

    Yes, here it is. :-)

    April 18, 2011

  • *hands over a dozen cupcakes*

    April 18, 2011

  • Unless said gasoline is actually in new car interior.

    April 18, 2011

  • Agreed. People just don't understand the Power of the Accordion.

    April 17, 2011

  • *fiddles with cupcake*

    Here you go. Enjoy.

    April 17, 2011

  • *unclenches hand and gives Possible unclenched cupcake*

    April 17, 2011

  • Thanks, everyone! Actually, it's rather belated no matter where you are, but that just makes it last longer. :-)

    April 17, 2011

  • Why, what a thoughtful gift!

    *places it next to comment no. 159*

    Thanks, all.

    April 16, 2011

  • Well, some people might disagree....But thank you.

    *rubs toe shyly in the dirt*

    Oh, and you may want to bracket "celebratory iroquoisyness." You know, just in case.

    April 16, 2011

  • *hands over another unclenched cupcake*

    April 16, 2011

  • *relaxes*

    April 16, 2011

  • Pro, perhaps you'd enjoy a poem.

    April 16, 2011

  • I love lombrichi tossed with watermarks. :-)

    April 16, 2011

  • *speechless*

    April 16, 2011

  • You haven't started the calisthenics yet? *is horrified*

    April 16, 2011

  • Here I wonder aloud whether thtownse ever found those pinking shears.

    April 16, 2011

  • *sigh* My poor birthday....

    Chained would point out, I am certain, that Warwick the Kingmaker was killed in battle on this day in 1471. Also, in 1944, an explosion in the harbor of Bombay killed 700 people.

    *sigh*

    April 16, 2011

  • *leaps for joy*

    April 16, 2011

  • Those old photo captions were so vague.

    April 16, 2011

  • *looks for "Like" button under ruzuzu's comment*

    April 16, 2011

  • Don't be such a heckion.

    April 16, 2011

  • Unclench, unclench! Or you'll never be able to ID the Wordieniks!

    *hands dontcry an unclenched cupcake*

    April 16, 2011

  • I prefer to call it star jelly, thank you.

    April 16, 2011

  • Shameful.

    April 16, 2011

  • Also see pwdr sêr.

    April 16, 2011

  • Also see pwdr sêr.

    April 16, 2011

  • Also see pwdr sêr.

    April 16, 2011

  • Also see pwdr sêr.

    April 16, 2011

  • Also see pwdr sêr.

    April 16, 2011

  • Also called star jelly, astromyxin, astral jelly, star rot, or star shot. A gelatinous substance, which, according to folklore, is deposited on the earth during meteor showers. See Wikipedia's star jelly entry for more.

    Thanks, bilby.

    April 16, 2011

  • That's...highly descriptive, bilby. Thanks.

    April 16, 2011

  • Enjoy Record Store Day, everyone!

    April 15, 2011

  • You mean, the way I did on List #2? ;-)

    April 15, 2011

  • Oh, and happy Reach As High As You Can Day, everyone. :-)

    April 15, 2011

  • That is one fabulous airport carpet website.

    April 14, 2011

  • Wow, those are great ones! Thanks, PossU.

    April 14, 2011

  • I agree, sionnach. Probably a list-owner error. Good catch! :-)

    April 12, 2011

  • Eew x 2. Added, thanks.

    April 12, 2011

  • Yes, airports will be far less colorful, yarb. I don't like the "imminent" idea either--sounds as though something is coming at you at great speed and you need to duck immediately.

    April 11, 2011

  • Say goodbye to color-coded terror alerts and hello to warnings and Facebook and Twitter. As part of their overhauled advisory system, the Department of Homeland Security is introducing two levels of warning—elevated and imminent—that may occasionally be distributed via social media, reports the Washington Post. The two warnings will both come with an expiration date instead of the vague rainbow colors of anxiety that the system instituted in 2001. The new alert system, which is intended to be more specific and useful, will be in place by April 27. The details emerged for a Homeland Security report dated April 1 obtained by AP.

    — The Slatest Edition, "@AmericanPeople terror risk #elevated. Have a nice day!!"

    April 10, 2011

  • Thanks, rutemple! No, I still haven't managed to give it a try. Every time I see a course available locally, it ends up conflicting with some other part of life. (See "Life" discussion on my profile.)

    Have you ever tried it?

    April 9, 2011

  • Thanks, bilby!

    April 9, 2011

  • No, no, I insist on doing Wordnik. Others insist that I do this life thing. Maddening, I tell you.

    R: I was offering you some cashews. Nuts?

    April 9, 2011

  • Nuts! Why does life always interfere with Wordnik time?

    *sigh*

    April 9, 2011

  • Rock it, man.

    April 4, 2011

  • Best illustration ever.

    April 4, 2011

  • *plays ████████ in celebration of ruzuzu's squeaky cleanness*

    April 4, 2011

  • There's a wordnik t-shirt? Do tell!

    April 4, 2011

  • I'll never tell.

    April 4, 2011

  • See gangerh. Tell him ReeseTee sent you. :-)

    April 4, 2011

  • Done! ISTFD will be duly listed, with directions to your place. :-)

    April 4, 2011

  • Ah, yes. What a spectaculatory list it is. :-)

    April 4, 2011

  • HA!

    March 30, 2011

  • Happy National Something on a Stick Day!

    March 28, 2011

  • Pants dancing.

    March 27, 2011

  • Heehee.

    March 27, 2011

  • You've been doing that too?:-)

    March 27, 2011

  • I love Regretsy.

    March 27, 2011

  • *facepalm*

    March 27, 2011

  • He was first acquitted of first-degree murder before the voluntary manslaughter conviction. For the latter, he served just five years.

    March 27, 2011

  • I read this as "Last Man Cub" and wondered what happened to Mowgli.

    March 27, 2011

  • Ptero, I just read the entire page again and laughed so hard I woke up a flock of sleeping birds. In the house, that is.

    I hope you've recovered from the choking episode. :-)

    March 27, 2011

  • Heehee!

    March 27, 2011

  • Ooh, I'm for a WOTD Digest email too!

    Erin: Fine. I'll wear my cummerbund on Tuesdays and Thursdays, but don't expect me to wear the ruffled shirt.

    March 27, 2011

  • Gangerh, does this mean I'll need to list International Sweet Tooth Fairy Day on my "One Person's Holiday" list?

    March 27, 2011

  • Wow! The Century Dictionary as daily horoscope!

    March 27, 2011

  • I do feel flashily stylish.

    Wait...flashily?

    March 27, 2011

  • I truly believe that golf is an incomplete sport.

    March 27, 2011

  • At least it isn't a catheter.

    March 26, 2011

  • *re-yoinks*

    March 26, 2011

  • From French bouleverser; to upset, overturn.

    March 25, 2011

  • What a bilby-ful world.

    March 22, 2011

  • Haha!

    March 18, 2011

  • *adds Rabelais to 22-page, single-spaced reading list*

    Thanks, yarb. *sigh*

    March 17, 2011

  • Oh, this one's just a weekend. Believe me, I'd rather be home catching up on Wordnik.

    *spends inordinate amount of time searching for spelling mistake*

    March 17, 2011

  • Sure, easy for you dress-wearers (Erin and chained), but what about pants-people? Must we wear tuxedo pants every time an error pops up? And what about cummerbunds?

    Nice front page of wordshowers. :-)

    March 17, 2011

  • Agreed! Good to welcome old Wordieniks back!

    March 17, 2011

  • Did I miss it?

    March 17, 2011

  • Ohhhhh, I see how it goes. Leave this place for a little vacation, and return to discover that ruzuzu has absconded with my umbrage and planted herself atop a stick....

    *yoinks umbrage away from ruzuzu*

    March 17, 2011

  • Right! I knew I'd forgotten something before I went away. I'll get right on that...right after this next trip....

    March 17, 2011

  • Hey! Gimme back my lumpy umbrage!

    March 3, 2011

  • I don't think so. It's kind of hard and lumpy.

    March 3, 2011

  • Thanks for the plug, bilby. Erin, this is great!

    March 3, 2011

  • Happy national cold cuts day, everyone! I'll be without a computer for the next couple weeks...see you all when I'm back online. And please: Go easy on the fufluns. :-)

    March 3, 2011

  • Uh oh. Is anyone else now having problems adding words to their lists?

    March 2, 2011

  • Sadly, it's not all that surprising.

    March 2, 2011

  • See (not surprisingly) laser tits.

    March 2, 2011

  • Blaaahahaha!

    March 2, 2011

  • Oh, how could we? What else could we have been thinking? But yes, it appears it was on Feb. 22nd.

    March 2, 2011

  • Much better. *harrumphs*

    March 2, 2011

  • Happy Universal Human Beings Week, everyone.

    Every human, that is.

    March 2, 2011

  • Bracket "I want a pair of laser tits, damnit" please.

    March 2, 2011

  • No, no. That's the Temporal Bible.

    March 2, 2011

  • This list makes me giggle. I would have guggled earlier, but I was gaggling at something else.

    March 2, 2011

  • Holy mother of pearl.

    March 2, 2011

  • It sounds better than Prii, anyway.

    March 2, 2011

  • Just 'cause.

    March 2, 2011

  • Beautiful bird. Thanks, Pro. :-)

    March 2, 2011

  • Love this word. It reminds me of one of my favorites, eyeball.

    Don't ask why.

    March 2, 2011

  • Wow. Skipvia needs to see this. :-)

    March 2, 2011

  • I think I'll pbutt on this word.

    March 2, 2011

  • *silently trips over alarm*

    March 2, 2011

  • Ooh, yes! Thanks for the suggestion, h. I wish my car were named after a raptor.... ;-)

    March 2, 2011

  • I lerve the Muppets version of that song.

    March 2, 2011

  • Fascinating! What a rascal, that Caravaggio.

    March 2, 2011

  • And here I thought it was a form of cold virus.

    March 2, 2011

  • Or an exceptionally nasty guitar.

    March 2, 2011

  • Gosh. That sounds uncomfortable.

    Ohhhh, undersnorter....

    March 2, 2011

  • Still no sprinkles!

    March 2, 2011

  • I see Wordplayer suggested Lists of unusual units of measurement. Might I also suggest List of humorous units of measurement?

    They crack me up.

    March 2, 2011

  • What about the little sprinkles, then? She doesn't rate little sprinkles?

    Well, I never. *grabs fistfuls of umbrage*

    March 2, 2011

  • See thou.

    March 1, 2011

  • Also called the mil; defined as 1/1,000 of an inch (25.4 µm), frequently used to measure the thickness of very thin materials such as film and plastic sheeting.

    March 1, 2011

  • Maybe they're gummy bears who have stayed too long in the sun.

    March 1, 2011

  • *favorited*

    March 1, 2011

  • He's back, you know. He's been muttering about running for President.

    May God have mercy on our souls.

    March 1, 2011

  • I should not have clicked on this page.

    March 1, 2011

  • It's moments like this that make it worthwhile to be an editor; right, chained?

    *sigh*

    March 1, 2011

  • Gosh, those sunglasses are nice.

    *whistles*

    March 1, 2011

  • That's a rather wicked smile on your angelic face, bilby.

    March 1, 2011

  • Odd that no one takes issue with hating one's father and mother....

    March 1, 2011

  • :-)

    March 1, 2011

  • *suddenly has an unreasonable urge to scream "Exterminate! Exterminate!*

    March 1, 2011

  • Great list! I seem to recall someone else compiling a similar one. Anyone recall?

    March 1, 2011

  • *wants to read yarb's bible*

    March 1, 2011

  • Heehee!

    March 1, 2011

  • The official plural of Prius.

    February 28, 2011

  • I'd snort at that comment, hernesheir, but it's way funnier than snort-funny.

    February 27, 2011

  • It does! Added, thanks.

    February 27, 2011

  • See?

    February 27, 2011

  • See the Wicked Bible.

    February 23, 2011

  • See the Wicked Bible.

    February 23, 2011

  • In 1631, the King's printers, Barker and Lucas, published a Bible with a small error: The word "not" was missing from the Seventh Commandment in Exodus 20:14. The commandment read, "Thou shalt commit adultery." Barker and Lucas, henceforth known as the printers of the Wicked Bible, were forced to pay a fine for the error, the cost of which (£300) effectively put them out of business.

    Eleven copies of this book--also known as the Adulterer's Bible, Adulterous Bible, or Sinner's Bible--are known to exist today.

    February 23, 2011

  • See Wicked Bible.

    February 23, 2011

  • An 1810 King James version of the Bible replaces the w in "wife" with an l: "If any man come to me, and hate not his father and mother . . . yea, and his own wife also...." (It should read "and his own life also.")

    February 23, 2011

  • In an 1823 edition of the King James Bible, Genesis 24:61 reads, "And Rebecca arose, and her camels, and they rode upon the camels, and followed the man: and the servant took Rebecca and went his way." (The first "camels" should read "damsels.")

    February 23, 2011

  • A 1927 edition of the King James Bible includes a table of family affinities in which appears the admonition "A man may not marry his grandmother's wife."

    February 23, 2011

  • In the 1990s, an American Bible publisher produced a new "red letter" leatherbound edition (the red letters signifying the words of Jesus). In the Book of Timothy, the film plate containing the red letter text was omitted, so thousands of copies of the "monochrome" text had to be discarded.

    February 23, 2011

  • Very much like life with the hard-of-hearing. :-)

    February 23, 2011

  • Earworm alert!

    February 23, 2011

  • *disappears into imaginary self*

    February 23, 2011

  • Aw, shucks. :-)

    February 23, 2011

  • Oh, great. Now I'm imagining dontcry imagining bobbing for imaginary apples.

    February 23, 2011

  • Blecch.

    February 23, 2011

  • *watches dontcry hungrily*

    February 23, 2011

  • *wonders whether John's sorry he asked*

    ;-)

    February 23, 2011

  • Thanks, chrissykp--this is an open list, so feel free to add these (maybe with your descriptions repeated on the word pages). :-)

    February 22, 2011

  • This book implies that the stews are "brothel-houses," presumably somewhere (or in many places) in England--the book is titled The Church History of Britain.

    February 22, 2011

  • What if Bob's your uncle? Does that count?

    February 22, 2011

  • Also (in bookbinding) tipped in.

    February 22, 2011

  • Also canceled leaf.

    February 22, 2011

  • Also half title.

    February 22, 2011

  • Also see solander.

    February 22, 2011

  • Also blindstamping.

    February 22, 2011

  • Thanks! I'm enjoying it--takes me back to my days working with rare & antique books.

    February 22, 2011

  • Must be Disenchantment Bay.

    February 22, 2011

  • Agreed.

    *is now hungry for an apple slathered in any form of candy except licorice*

    February 22, 2011

  • Lego Murderers: The next new set.

    February 22, 2011

  • Indeed, you dooth!

    February 22, 2011

  • In several editions of the King James Bible, Luke 23:32 reads, "And there were also two other malefactors crucified with Jesus." It should read, "And there were also two other, malefactors."

    February 22, 2011

  • In this 1611 King James Bible, Judas--not Jesus--says "Sit ye here while I go yonder and pray" in Matthew 26:36.

    February 21, 2011

  • In this 1641 King James Bible, Revelation 21:1 reads, "the first heaven and the first earth were died and there was more sea" rather than "the first heaven and the first earth were died and there was no more sea."

    February 21, 2011

  • A 1716 King James Bible reads, at John 8:11, "Go and sin on more" rather than "Go and sin no more."

    February 21, 2011

  • In an 1801 King James version of the Bible, Jude 16 reads, "These are murderers, complainers, walking after their own lusts; and their mouth speaketh great swelling words, having men's persons in admiration because of advantage." It should read "These are murmurers. . . ."

    February 21, 2011

  • In this 1804 King James version, 1 Kings 8:19 reads "thy son that shall come forth out of thy lions" rather than "out of thy loins."

    This edition has another error in Numbers 25:18: Instead of "The murderer shall surely be put to death," it reads, "The murderer shall surely be put together."

    February 21, 2011

  • In this 1805 King James edition, Galatians 4:29 reads, "But as then he that was born after the flesh persecuted him that was born after the Spirit to remain, even so it is now." Apparently a proofreader had written "to remain" in the margin of the proof pages as an answer to whether a comma should be deleted. The note accidentally became part of the printed text.

    February 21, 2011

  • In this Bible printed in 1809, Zechariah 11:17 reads "Woe to the idle shepherd that leaves the flock!" rather than "the idol shepherd." (Idol here being akin to "worthless.")

    Seems to me "idle" should work anyway, but what do I know?

    February 21, 2011

  • In an 1807 Bible, Matthew 13:43 states "Who hath ears to ear?" rather than the correct "Who hath ears to hear?"

    In the same edition, Hebrews 9:14 reads, "How much more shall the blood of Christ . . . purge your conscience from good works to serve the living God." (It should read "dead works.")

    February 21, 2011

  • This is the first of the two editions of the Authorized Version of the Bible, 1611. In Ruth, rather than reading "And she went into the city," it reads "And he went into the city." Sometimes called the Male Chauvinist Bible.

    An "un-nicknamed" 1923 edition of the Authorized Version includes the admonition, "A man may not marry his grandmother's wife."

    February 21, 2011

  • More commonly called the He Bible.

    February 21, 2011

  • In the third edition of this Bible, published in 1572, the printer used ornamental initial letters for several books--but the letters originally had been used to print Ovid's Metamorphosis and other non-religious books, so they did not depict religious scenes. The worst offender was the graphically pictorial letter at the beginning of Hebrews: a vivid depiction of Zeus disguised as a swan and rather amorously courting Leda.

    February 21, 2011

  • The second edition of the Geneva Bible, published in 1562, earned this title for its conversion (in Matthew) of "Blessed are the peacemakers, for they shall be called the children of God" into "Blessed are the placemakers...."

    February 21, 2011

  • *applauds wildly*

    February 21, 2011

  • *munches popcorn nervously while watching word count*

    February 21, 2011

  • Thanks for reposting. :-)

    February 21, 2011

  • Excellent.

    February 21, 2011

  • Warhead? Ha!

    February 21, 2011

  • More (not about Ruth Buzzi) at bag marks.

    February 21, 2011

  • Also planchlet.

    February 21, 2011

  • Shhhhh! It's pumpkin juice.

    February 21, 2011

  • SoG! You're here! I was wondering whether to post that here on your behalf. :-)

    February 21, 2011

  • Sionnach, that explains a lot about life here lately. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm being vacuumed back into my wordhole.

    February 21, 2011

  • See Zeitgeist, and mind the floating logonauts.

    February 21, 2011

  • Holy mother of pearl.

    February 21, 2011

  • Oops, missed your previous post about Sandhills, hernesheir. What a wonderful view you have of their migration. Was in Nebraska (a.k.a. ruzuzuland) a few years ago to see their stopover and it was glorious.

    Perhaps the stay-at-home Sandhills have retired, now that the children are grown and out of the nest. ;-)

    February 20, 2011

  • Thank you, hernesheir. Funny, I was looking at some of my older lists last night, and I realized (to my horror) that I had neglected to "complete" many of them. Back to work on Minty Fresh and others. :-)

    February 20, 2011

  • Nice thought, ptero. I sure hope you're right, or we're out of here on our padded face holes. :-)

    February 20, 2011

  • Ooh, I forgot that one! Thanks, Erin.

    February 19, 2011

  • Hernesheir, I noticed that too, and thought my monitor was broken. ;-) I'll also miss Watch Your Language, but as long as Wordnik is still around, I'll live with the change.

    February 19, 2011

  • Yum. Say, you could have dipped those free pineapples in chocolate, you know. ;-)

    February 19, 2011

  • Thanks, W. Still working on this list (just started it last night). Already have the Owl Bible.

    February 19, 2011

  • You bet. Fun list. :-)

    February 19, 2011

  • Seen here.

    February 19, 2011

  • From verso of card: "Prepare by sewing a ring in the corner of a handkerchief. Borrow from your audience a ring. Pass a stick through it, and cover with the handkerchief. Under cover of the handkerchief, pretend to slide the ring from the stick into your hand. Let your audience feel the ring through the folds of the cambric. (Of course, they really feel the prepared ring.) Now ask two spectators to hold the ends of the stick; whip away handkerchief, and the ring is on the stick."

    February 18, 2011

  • From verso of card: "Ask your audience to draw a card from a pack which you hold. Secretly slip a rubber band over the pack, but not over the three or four top cards. Take back the chosen card, without looking at it, and press it down with the pack, gripping the pack as soon as the card is in position. By releasing the grip the chosen card will now shoot up into the air."

    February 18, 2011

  • From verso of card: "Ask a member of your audience to pick a card from the pack, remember it, and place it on top of the pack without letting you see the face. Tell somebody else to cut the pack--this should bring the bottom card of the pack on top of the chosen card. You have noted what card lies at the bottom of the pack, so it is easy to locate the card. The next card below this will be the one chosen."

    February 18, 2011

  • From verso of card: "You need a tumbler half-full of water, a silk handkerchief, a coin, and (concealed from the audience) a circular glass disc the same size as the coin. Cover the coin with the handkerchief and let your audience feel it through the fold--you contrive that they feel the glass disc, and not the coin, which remains concealed under your hand. Under cover of the handkerchief drop the glass disc into the water. Your audience will think the coin dropped, but the glass disc inside will be invisible. The coin has vanished!"

    February 18, 2011

  • Perhaps it needs punctuation, then:

    Refresh yourself?

    Refresh, yourself.

    Refresh! Yourself!

    Refresh: yourself.

    Refresh? Yourself!

    February 18, 2011

  • Ptero's right.

    *swan dives into chocolate refreshment dispenser*

    February 18, 2011

  • Oh, sorry. There you go. :-)

    February 18, 2011

  • It's a start....

    February 18, 2011

  • Somewhere on Wordnik there's a better explanation for this phrase. I can't find it with my eye squinched around this monocle.

    February 18, 2011

  • Well, you did say "a bit."

    February 18, 2011

  • Aha. I must have been thinking about the prime weeks when all the tourists arrive. Thanks, r.

    February 18, 2011

  • I like it--but I hope that doesn't mean I'll be expected to foment a revolution.

    February 18, 2011

  • *monocled raconteur ambles in*

    *retrieves ruzuzu's monocle from champagne glass by drinking the champagne*

    *cleans monocle and hands it to ruzuzu*

    *departs*

    February 18, 2011

  • That can't possibly be a Croissanwich. It's too fresh-looking.

    Also, I had no idea one could find refreshment in a tiny, foil-lined pouch.

    February 18, 2011

  • No decent tea on Mount Everest?

    *cancels expedition*

    February 18, 2011

  • Oh dear. Hasn't she had enough trouble?

    *eyeroll*

    February 18, 2011

  • Nay, not I-you.

    February 18, 2011

  • See #13 on this slideshow.

    February 18, 2011

  • See #15 on this slideshow.

    February 18, 2011

  • See #18 on this slideshow.

    February 18, 2011

  • See #23 on this slideshow.

    February 18, 2011

  • See #25 on this slideshow.

    February 18, 2011

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