beetlestomper

ruzuzu commented on the word beetlestomper

I don't actively stomp them. I'm just saying I might have seen some squishy insides at some point in the past... and those insides might have been yellowish.

November 30, 2009

PossibleUnderscore commented on the word beetlestomper

Though we now know you actively stomped a fairy and its insides were rainbow. ;-)

November 30, 2009

ruzuzu commented on the word beetlestomper

Not true! I even have a special container that I use to capture fairies stuck indoors so that I can escort them safely outside.

November 30, 2009

PossibleUnderscore commented on the word beetlestomper

Whoops. Sorry, I confused you with myself.

hehheh.

November 30, 2009

ruzuzu commented on the word beetlestomper

But it is true that one of my coworkers once accused me of "going for the rainbow-colored mustache" when she caught me sniffing scented markers at my desk.

November 30, 2009

PossibleUnderscore commented on the word beetlestomper

Heehee.

Did they smell nice?

The only scented marker I've smelt is permanent.

November 30, 2009

ruzuzu commented on the word beetlestomper

There's cherry, orange, lemon, mint, blueberry, grape, cinnamon, and black licorice.

November 30, 2009

Jubjub commented on the word beetlestomper

"Though we now know you actively stomped a fairy and its insides were rainbow. ;-)"

Oh my! But I kinda figured as much. Them and unicorns.

November 30, 2009

sionnach commented on the word beetlestomper

Well, I think the reason is fairly clear. Fairies and unicorns live on a year-round diet of magical Skittles. The jury is still out on leprechauns - there have been reports of some contamination in the magical Skittles supply. These reports must be given some credence - how else to explain such behavior as appearing in movies with Jennifer Aniston?

November 30, 2009

PossibleUnderscore commented on the word beetlestomper

I hope magical Skittles aren't poisonous. I may have 'accidentally' eaten a whole bucketful of them this morning. It's hard to say.

November 30, 2009

bilby commented on the word beetlestomper

I'm beginning to get the impression that Skittles are not the same as skittles. At first I thought sionnach was just being whimsical about a youth spent hanging around bowling alleys.

November 30, 2009

PossibleUnderscore commented on the word beetlestomper

Ha! I thought that too for a moment but then I was struck to the bone by the disturbing thought of unicorns and fairies eating skittles. *crunch crunch*

ew.

November 30, 2009

ruzuzu commented on the word beetlestomper

See narwhal.

December 12, 2009

ruzuzu commented on the word beetlestomper

Today my co-workers were talking about how they were looking forward to having bug guys spray insecticide outside their houses to exterminate anything that might try to wander inside. One co-worker turned to me and said, "Oh, you'd probably try to save the bugs I'm trying to kill." This caused another co-worker to admit that my influence had caused him to stop and think before he squishes bugs. He said, "I'm turning over a new leaf." Then he said, "Of course, if there's a bug under that leaf, I'll still probably end up squishing it."

May 14, 2010

ruzuzu commented on the word beetlestomper

That's great, a - I assume it's your turn to be the svengali. You might be able to get reesetee to play accordian.

May 14, 2010

reesetee commented on the word beetlestomper

*tunes up accordion*

May 14, 2010

ruzuzu commented on the word beetlestomper

Et toi!

May 15, 2010

milosrdenstvi commented on the word beetlestomper

*fleas*

May 15, 2010

ruzuzu commented on the word beetlestomper

Also see stepped on a little frog.

May 4, 2011

yarb commented on the word beetlestomper

Sounds like a cool kind of footwear. Like winklepicker.

January 19, 2012

ruzuzu commented on the word beetlestomper

Ha! Not only did I just eat half a bag of Skittles, but earlier today I heard a joke about unicorn meat in a can. ("Would you try it? Neigh.")

April 1, 2014