Definitions
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- noun The act of performing
fellatio while therecipient isdefecating in atoilet .
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Examples
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What do you call a blumpkin from an egg shaped man? miami, Feb 05, 2009 4: 18PM
Dealbreaker 2009
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For those not yet tainted by the foul orc-speech of the seamy side of the Internet, a blumpkin is the act of receiving a blowjob whilst taking a shit.
Baboon Pirates 2008
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BGW, you were expecting perhaps a blumpkin instead?
Bike-Cocky: The Audacity of Hype BikeSnobNYC 2009
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Blart-Giving a black gay sharting retard a blumpkin?
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Another benefit to hanging out with guys: girls almost never laugh at the word “blumpkin”.
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I heard Matthew McConaughey gave the AICN guy a blumpkin for a good review of Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation.
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I bet the storage room in that monstrosity comes in handy when Mitch has to rush out of a stall in Union Station with a mouthful of evidence after the beat cop interrupts a beautifully delivered brother blumpkin.
Breaking: GOP Senate Leader McConnell Says Craig Won't Resign If Cleared 2009
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I met her in Sacramento for a cup of coffee and a blumpkin in a 7-11 bathroom.
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I think Vance gets a blumpkin every time he changes the post.
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Can you explain why Howard was fined for breifly discussing anal/oral sex “blumpkin” but when Oprah described anal/oral sex “tossing a salad” she was never fined despite thousands of complaints?
yaybob commented on the word blumpkin
A blumpkin: when a male receives oral sex while taking a dump.
(I knew that I could make a cultural contribution.)
December 9, 2008
sionnach commented on the word blumpkin
The Urban dictionary is so .... dirrty. Every other word seems to define some kind of faintly scatologico-sexual activity, often as not with a strong component of contempt towards women.
example: look up their definition of seagull.
December 9, 2008
reesetee commented on the word blumpkin
*not looking*
December 9, 2008
chained_bear commented on the word blumpkin
*not looking*
December 9, 2008
bilby commented on the word blumpkin
I sometimes think chained_bear and reesetee are some kind of comedy duo who come to Wordie to practice their routines.
December 9, 2008
chained_bear commented on the word blumpkin
Shit. He's onto us, reesetee.
... We're actually conjoined twins, but we live in different states.
Isn't that right, reesetee?
*kicks under the table*
December 9, 2008
reesetee commented on the word blumpkin
Ouch! What was that f--
Oh. Hi bilby! Yes, we're conjoined twins. Wide ones, so we live in different states. That's right. :-D
*rubs ankle*
December 10, 2008
ruzuzu commented on the word blumpkin
*looked*
*is sorry*
April 19, 2011
PossibleUnderscore commented on the word blumpkin
*peeks timidly*
*is angry with self*
April 19, 2011
natalie_portmanteaux commented on the word blumpkin
Blumpkin, a portmanteau of blowjob and pumpkin (slang for anus).
December 4, 2020