shit phrases

kalayzich commented on the list shit-phrases--1

cacafuego literally person who shits fire from cagar to defecate and fuego

fire

September 20, 2015

alexz commented on the list shit-phrases--1

it's also the nickname of a sailing ship from the 1600's

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuestra_Se%C3%B1ora_de_la_Concepci%C3%B3n

September 20, 2015

kalayzich commented on the list shit-phrases--1

a shitstorm of fucktardation

April 23, 2017

kalayzich commented on the list shit-phrases--1

1922 J. Joyce Ulysses ii. 414 Hey, shitbreeches, are you doing the hattrick?

July 7, 2023

kalayzich commented on the list shit-phrases--1

Answer nature’s call

Bake some brownies

Baptize a Baby Ruth

Build a log cabin

Clear the pipes

Code brown

Conduct an aerial strike on Porcelainistan

Cut a cigar

Defecate

Destroy the toilet

Download some software

Drive out the prairie dogs

Drop a bomb

Drop a deuce

Drop some potatoes in the crockpot

Drop the kids off at the pool

Drown a brown snake

Evacuate your bowels

Feed the fish

Go number two

Have a bowel movement (BM)

Lay a stink pickle

Lay some cable

Liquidate some assets

Logging out

Make a deposit in the porcelain bank

Make room for lunch

Massage the mud vein

Morning constitutional

Negotiating the release of the chocolate hostages

Pinch a loaf

Pop a squat

Release the Kraken

Relieve yourself

See a man about a horse

Squeeze some sausage

Start the fudge shuttle

Stock the lake with brown trout

Strangle a Snickers

Take a crap

Take a dump

Take a growler

Take a shit

Take the Browns to the Super Bowl

Throw down some brown

Unload some timber

Unloose the caboose

Use the big, white telephone

Visit the porcelain throne

July 15, 2023

kalayzich commented on the list shit-phrases--1

Crap

Doo-doo

Dookie

Droppings

Dung

Excrement

Excreta

Fecal matter

Feces

Hershey squirts

Human waste

Manure

Number two

Ordure

Poo

The runs

Scat

Shit

Stool

Turd

Euphe

skidmarks

pooper scooper

July 15, 2023

kalayzich commented on the list shit-phrases--1

1. Did you hear about the movie Constipation? It never came out.

2. Did you hear about the sequel, Diarrhea? It leaked so they had to release it early.

3. Did you hear about the constipated accountant? He just couldn't budget.

4. Why did the war hero flush the toilet? It was his doody.

5. What did the toilet say before it stopped working? "I'm too old for this shit."

6. What do you call a dollar bill you’ve been sitting on for a few hours? Gas money.

7. What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea? A salad Shooter.

8. Today I learned that diarrhea is hereditary: it runs in your jeans.

9. What did the poop say to the fart? “You blow me away.”

10. What do you get when you accidentally take a poop in your overalls? Dung-arees.

11. Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil.

12. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? No, I won’t smell your poo.

13. I like toilets for two reasons. Number one and number two.

14. Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? To get to the bottom.

15. Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? To get to the bottom.

16. What do you call a guy who brings toilet paper to the birthday party? She was a party pooper.

17. Where do cavemen poop? In a Neander-stall.

18. How can you unlock a toilet when you are in a hurry? With a doo-key.

19. Why couldn’t the toilet paper roll cross the road? It was stuck in a crack.

20. Why did the turd fail his driving test? He left too many skid marks.

21. What happened to the guy who ate too much alphabet soup? He had the biggest vowel movement of his life.

July 15, 2023

kalayzich commented on the list shit-phrases--1

shittification (uncountable)

(vulgar, nonstandard) The process of shittifying or becoming shitty.

Antonym: (nonstandard) goodification

2001 July 11, PMG, “pro/blues junior”, in alt.guitar.amps‎1 (Usenet):

I don't use reverb, I'd rather hear my guitar & amp ringing than a spring reverb or a di-di-di-digital shitification of my guitar.

2003 June 28, gaffo, “Opinion on corporate radio - NY Times”, in alt.radio.broadcasting‎2 (Usenet):

you call that "evolution"........i call that the shitification of radio today.

2017, Vivian Jackson, Perfect Gravity, Naperville, I.L.: Sourcebooks Casablanca, →ISBN, pages 16–17:

The crazy-ass robot queen who ran this station tried hard to make gravity stable when she geosynched—he knew she tried—but if there was one thing he'd learned in the years since continental unification and the general shitification of things down on the surface, it was that stability of any kind was transient. The best course was to close your eyes, clamp your teeth, and wait for the ache to pass.

2022 December 6, Nicole Hemsoth Prickett, “You get the internet you deserve”, in The Register‎3, archived from the original on 2023-02-16:

The exponential rate of internet shittification

2022 December 16, Tim Bousquet, “The Examiner brings RESULTS”, in Halifax Examiner‎[4, archived from the original on 2023-01-31:

I know I’m getting old and this might be perceived by the youngsters as a get-off-my-lawn moment, but I am increasingly using the phrase the shittification of everything.]

August 22, 2023

kalayzich commented on the list shit-phrases--1

shitsplat from Stephen King - Holly novel

October 8, 2023