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vanderpink commented on the list tiger-safety-rules
I like how you think, alexz.
June 12, 2017
vanderpink commented on the word lavender-pink
Not this time, zuzu. Maybe when you're a little older.
February 10, 2016
I'm always willing to entertain more cats.
February 9, 2016
I would be most happy to discuss this with you. Shall I send a minion in a hovercraft to fetch you?
*appears in a puff of lavender-pink smoke*
vanderpink commented on the list name-name
Excellent choice, qroqqa.
November 24, 2015
vanderpink commented on the word The Volcano House
For sale: http://boingboing.net/2015/09/08/for-sale-one-volcano-supervil.html
September 10, 2015
vanderpink commented on the user bilbyzcat
Ah, zuzu. Nice to see you.
*vanishes in a puff of pink smoke*
July 29, 2015
Here, kitty kitty.
vanderpink commented on the list identify-the-word-ie-nik--2013
Normally I would not consider joining any clamouring masses, but the Eurovision contest is over and I am looking for something new to amuse me. Shall we begin?
May 20, 2013
vanderpink commented on the user goodkitten
June 27, 2012
Bilbyzcat: Here is my card - feel free to contact me if you would like a daring helicopter rescue during which we could discuss your ideas about revenge, world domination, "cheezburgers" et cetera.
Ruzuzu: You disappoint me.
Did I hear the word "revenge"? I'd be happy to offer you new employment.
vanderpink commented on the user vanderpink
Thank you - though I note you forgot Mother's Day.
June 18, 2012
vanderpink commented on the user PossibleUnderscore
I'm still looking for new employees, if you know anyone who might be interested.
vanderpink commented on the list it-s-a-trap
I didn't hear a thing.
February 26, 2012
vanderpink commented on the word indecisive teas
I'll admit it. My fondness for solving crossword puzzles almost got me caught. But have no fear - tonight my tigers will dine on disloyal henchmen.
You'll never find me, professor von schmartzenpanz!
October 24, 2011
No. But I did once spin some tiger hair into yarn.
July 20, 2011
Perhaps. Why do you ask?
Tut-tut! I would never feed innocent children to one of my big cats. You should know that better than anyone, ruzuzu.
June 28, 2011
Why do you ask?
Are you sure? The professor is not the only one who might have had an "operation".
June 15, 2011
No contract - paper burns too easily. You will need to get a special tattoo, though.
May 5, 2011
Prolagus: It has nothing to do with the location of the secret lair, if that's what you're asking. (Did you hear that, professor von schmartzenpanz?)
PossibleUnderscore: You're hired.
ruzuzu: I'm keeping my eye on you.
May 4, 2011
Mmm. I am always looking for new employees. Do drop me a line if you are sincerely interested in meeting my tigers.
April 25, 2011
I sincerely doubt it. You seem awfully interested, though.
I would not want to offer the fiendish professor any more clues regarding my whereabouts.
vanderpink commented on the word lion-hunter
You'll never catch me, Professor.
vanderpink commented on the user bilby
Flesh-fly, eh? I'm watching you, too.
April 3, 2011
vanderpink commented on the word flesh-fly
Ha very ha.
*starts keeping a closer eye on Mr Leatherears*
Thank you for the gesture, but it is far too late for such kindness to dissuade me from MY DESPERATE PLAN TO EXACT REVENGE AGAINST THE PROFESSOR.
I was just about to have some breakfast - could I offer you some nuts and berries?
March 26, 2011
Thank you, leather-eared creature. I'm certainly glad someone can find entertainment in my tale of woe.
March 9, 2011
February 28, 2011
vanderpink commented on the word professor von schmartzenpanz
Indeed - one would think a man skilled at creating algorithms could have predicted this.
It would seem we meet again, professor.
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ruzuzu commented on the user vanderpink
Eeep! I'm so sorry. Happy Mother's Day!
Happy Father's Day!
I remember you used to like catsuits. They weren't, um, made out of... cats... were they?
Have you ever trained a tiger to crochet?
bilby commented on the user vanderpink
Working on a fancy pantsuit?
Just wondering whether you would train ligers by feeding them tots.
Have you ever trained a liger?
This reminded me of you for some reason: Fearless toddler's encounter with lion.
June 16, 2011
June 9, 2011
PossibleUnderscore commented on the user vanderpink
*slinks back in the shadows*
Do I have a contract to sign?
Prolagus commented on the user vanderpink
Er, well, no, I only meant, I mean, it's good that you are open to, ahem, linguistic minorities...
*trips over silent alarm*
Haha ruzuzu! I beat you!
*cue evil laugh*
Edit: Wait a second- there aren't actually any tigers... are there?
I thought I just secured myself the job of a lifetime!!
*flees from vanderpink*
Who me? No. I just... uh... *tries to think fast* I'm um, interested in your tiger-training abilities, that's all. Big fan! Really! *trips silent alarm*
Couldn't he figure that out based on your list of rejected locations for your secret lair?
Why didn't you play "Identify the Wordienik?" I'd think it'd be right up your alley.
Congratulations on your tiger-training skills.
I'm enjoying the unfolding narrative on the mot du jour!
Could this be the world's slowest moving thriller, dear readers? Join me for the next glacial instalment!
How do you dare!
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