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  • -Leonard Cohen

    June 14, 2011

  • these are mighty double standards - last time a cat was involved in a zen koan, it got its head bitten off!!

    June 14, 2011

  • can you aught but bob in a hashmagandy?

    maybe splutter, also

    June 14, 2011

  • and/or - a lesser-known specimen of the aspic phylum?

    June 14, 2011

  • yes, but it meant well

    June 14, 2011

  • oh, Yarb-thing - why in the world haven't we had a coffee yet??

    June 13, 2011

  • -Chuck Palahniuk

    June 13, 2011

  • -Bender Bending Rodriguez

    June 13, 2011

  • -Bill Hicks

    June 13, 2011

  • Broccoli has "crown" in the title. Inherent dignity!

    June 13, 2011

  • I wararnt tanuki balls can compensate for a lifetime of silence. Just listen to their whistly flapping - whooom .... whooom ....

    June 11, 2011

  • immortalized by one Piggy in "I can't hardly see with all them creeper-things"

    June 11, 2011

  • well, pick my woolly tufts if sionnach didn't just win the Internet

    ...again

    June 11, 2011

  • The lamb of Tartary should be up to sitting on both those chairs at once, n'est-ce pas?

    June 10, 2011

  • paging bilby!

    June 10, 2011

  • there tend to be piquant phrases floating around in a place one has never been, emerging strangely from strange contexts

    June 10, 2011

  • this is better than a surprise birthday party!!

    June 9, 2011

  • update! "Red mercury bejeweled for palm" in the search engine pulls up, among other things, "Red tube-wanking homies"

    Full online keyboard is like the entrance to a broken spoke funhouse

    June 8, 2011

  • "A few questions on assent before the divine sooner had they entered. Herself as well as be a winsome woman interference seemed of the he kept."

    AND

    "Suggests may be divided on waste produced in adapted to swift running builds. The site of the great dikes of dense Louisburg destroyed in Shark dissection."

    This search phrase apparently produces Engrish gold

    June 7, 2011

  • *psst* there's also an open one, sizeable indeed. I am stealing left and right from this list to feed its insatiable maws ^^

    June 2, 2011

  • a state of phone in the 21st century, apparently.

    May 29, 2011

  • ...

    an host of overjoyed

    noncoms(first knocking on the head

    him)do through icy waters roll

    that helplessness which others stroke

    with brushes recently employed

    anent this muddy toilet bowl,

    while kindred intellects evoke

    allegiance per blunt instruments

    ...

    -e.e. cummings

    May 3, 2011

  • What do you stuff inside a high-anxiety pillow?

    XD

    April 30, 2011

  • Having a bit of a piss as the list rules seem delightfully loose; delete as you will

    April 30, 2011

  • synonymous with "peach on a fellow". Looking for a list of narking synonyms (Gossiphoning is related but not quite it) and want to see if there is one there before I fire it up!

    April 28, 2011

  • Can't believe it's not listed!

    April 23, 2011

  • The OED filed oodles of words when Urquhart translated Gargantua; that year was a bumper crop of vocab. See Rabelation also

    April 23, 2011

  • constipulation. Thanks, Puritanism (Ward - Simple Cobbler of Aggawam in America)

    April 17, 2011

  • OED: Obs. The breadth of the fist.

    April 17, 2011

  • all you-all're something of a hot dog, aren't you?

    April 12, 2011

  • it was burgeoning excitement (rudeness would have three exclamation points ^^)

    or did mis-peg your wryrony?

    April 11, 2011

  • Go Fug Yourself!! The name of the list!!

    April 11, 2011

  • badump-chh

    April 9, 2011

  • ...am henceforth naming children Litmus and Lacmus, irregardless of sex

    April 8, 2011

  • aces! aces!

    April 8, 2011

  • YES!

    April 8, 2011

  • CALLING the nonce collective words list! this needs to go on it

    April 6, 2011

  • "My dear, I should like to stick you full of barbed arrows like a p-p-pin cushion...Where do you lurk? I shall come down your burrow and ch-chivvy you out like an old st-t-toat." -Anthony Blanche in Brideshead Revisited, Waugh

    April 6, 2011

  • slang. Obs. Bad liquor, esp. adulterated spirits. (OED)

    April 5, 2011

  • akin to flimmer (says OED)

    April 5, 2011

  • akin to instigatrix (OED says)

    April 5, 2011

  • anything for birubii :}

    April 5, 2011

  • another name for yew

    April 5, 2011

  • Obs. An opprobrious epithet for a woman.

    1596 W. Warner Albions Eng. (rev. ed.) xi. lxviii. 288 "How tedious were a Shroe, a Sloy, a Wanton, or a Foole."

    (OED)

    April 5, 2011

  • "Obs. A sluggard." (OED)

    April 5, 2011

  • shaped like a "celt, n.2

    Etymology: (reputed) Latin celt-es (or ? celte, ? celtis) ‘stone-chisel, sculptor's chisel’.

    An implement with chisel-shaped edge, of bronze or stone (but sometimes of iron), found among the remains of prehistoric man."

    April 5, 2011

  • A guy called Charles Morrow Wilson compiled them, the title being the list name :}

    Highly recommend a tale called "Satyr in Arkansas".

    April 1, 2011

  • I'm gonna cheat and put it on LAK on name alone

    March 8, 2011

  • sexually...active...popes?

    I LOVE YOU PROLAGUS

    March 8, 2011

  • me, too!

    March 3, 2011

  • This one curls my toes with pleasure

    March 1, 2011

  • So sayeth Berlusconi

    February 22, 2011

  • c/o the Oatmeal

    February 15, 2011

  • hahaha--heshe, then

    Chubbz has been ousted from all his territory by a cat half his size (the indomitable spitfire Liz from Korea), but is too old/fat/dignified to condescend to do anything about it. So, there is peace and love--of a sort--in the feline universe of my parents' place.

    February 4, 2011

  • I know; it was a wretched thing to happen. Before it veered into the laughter of the damned, though, friends were critiquing the hierarchy of pity re: animal slaughter (e.g. who's crying for the factory cows?)

    I wonder whether what seems to be a fundamental human lack of pity for the death of tiny things means there is a fundamental pity for large, smart things--or if the whole thing is so much PR

    February 2, 2011

  • Cropped up in a laughter of the damned conversation about those sled dogs they killed :/

    February 2, 2011

  • or...

    January 26, 2011

  • way to tickle the suists :}

    January 25, 2011

  • an illuminating cartoon message appears on the image search

    January 25, 2011

  • that's one freaky song

    January 25, 2011

  • trousseau! xDDD

    January 25, 2011

  • I added some synonyms for "apothecary" that OED's historical thesaurus gave me. Punchy, n'est-ce pas?

    January 24, 2011

  • not to be confused with all aboard

    January 19, 2011

  • I'm getting the scientists working on the zombie guts technology as we speak

    January 13, 2011

  • fun to say!

    January 13, 2011

  • snicker-snack!

    December 30, 2010

  • indeed, "plomba" is the SBC word for filling now

    December 28, 2010

  • byhore is an obsolete variant, apparently

    December 27, 2010

  • OED: Obs. rare. A porpoise.

    December 27, 2010

  • what's a brownsmith? 0.0

    December 27, 2010

  • one may as well favourite England ^^

    December 24, 2010

  • if I had my deserts it'd be kurakkan-gurainda

    December 21, 2010

  • IRELAND - THE LAND OF CRUT

    December 16, 2010

  • YES

    December 10, 2010

  • a tasty variety

    December 7, 2010

  • the cat of an oddball (I assume) Japanese office lady with lots of leisure time in which to arrange elaborate things for Maru to do (play the tambourine with his tail; pass obstacle courses; leap into things that are impossibly high; stare uncannily at the camera)

    December 7, 2010

  • cf. lady jungle (which has, as one might expect, been exploited for the fact it rhymes with "fungal" :S)

    December 7, 2010

  • You fill in the blanks

    December 7, 2010

  • Director of the Central Institute of Forensic Science in Bangkok, presiding over David Carradine's death. WHOA

    November 14, 2010

  • oh, the memories

    fail wail and manthem account for so much of music *ahem I'm getting old* these days

    November 9, 2010

  • "The first ingredient you add to the soup must be some dried ocre (a West India vegetable), the quantity according to your judgment." (The Lady's Own Cookery Book)

    Seems to be a variant of okra

    November 9, 2010

  • this really reminds me of an old Amitabh film

    November 8, 2010

  • this is eerily and impressively extensive

    November 7, 2010

  • and I like to think he is merely voicing the inherent and somewhat obscured bigotry in the franchise, not creating any

    November 7, 2010

  • then I will call this a purist's appendix :}

    November 6, 2010

  • arose from a bumble in putting "he spelt how he felt" (re: old Shakey) into the present tense

    November 5, 2010

  • One prof in particular is a veritable wellspring of Frackademic language. It helps that many of his own articles are on our syllabus so we can get black-on-white access to avant-garde coinage -_-

    November 5, 2010

  • brought disturbingly to life by Nathan Barley rapping 0.0

    November 3, 2010

  • me-ow

    November 3, 2010

  • a people!

    There are also the White Tai :D

    November 2, 2010

  • lit. "with the throat into the strawberries", meaning "running throat-first into the strawberry field", i.e. helter-skelter, heedlessly, letting your stomach lead you

    November 2, 2010

  • how so? it looks just as I typed it in the list from my browser, and clicking on it is no problem 0.0

    October 28, 2010

  • referring to sage :}

    October 26, 2010

  • courtesy of Avaaz

    And they say activists are sensationalistic!

    October 21, 2010

  • The word (and meaning) has given us flan, and indeed the schmancier of us pronounce this dessert as 'flawn'

    October 20, 2010

  • bingo

    October 20, 2010

  • "The following is paid advertainment. Apinions expressed are not necessarily those of anyone." (Rabbit and Mouse)

    October 19, 2010

  • "To yell, yelp, howl, bellow." (OED)

    October 19, 2010

  • filmi samples (yours to take or leave as you see fit):

    exactly and approximately

    do the needful

    shorthand to mean "lack of skill" e.g. "Tumhara ladies department shorthand" (you're no good with the ladies) as heard in Dhoom 2

    as for Konglish, one-piece as in "one-piece swimsuit" seems to have a risque connotation; one of my students brought it up as an example of clothing items and everyone tittered 0.0

    not that that's specifically useful for this list

    October 16, 2010

  • funny--once in translation these Indonesian snippets look like Trinnie English patois c. 1958 i.e. the time Naipaul wrote The Suffrage of Elvira. The phenomenon (how current now I'm not sure) is due to Hindi et al., I believe, using adjective reduplication instead of "very" (indeed I have heard Punjabi speakers transfer the pattern into English).

    From the novel:

    "Is this election sweetness that sweeten you up, Baksh. But see how this sweetness going to turn sour sour. See?"

    October 16, 2010

  • var. of gnash

    Miss Jackson if you're gnasty?

    October 15, 2010

  • SBC. "bat" (the animal)

    October 14, 2010

  • that would go on Love Across Kingdoms which is an open list as well so please contribute!

    October 6, 2010

  • "Obs. rare. Filthy talk" (OED)

    October 5, 2010

  • Thank you! I culled drappie from the article and it's making my world a better place

    October 4, 2010

  • which is not to say they don't also doddle and maffle

    October 4, 2010

  • e.g. Floor Pong, which I invented, and got injured in the process of, myself :D

    October 4, 2010

  • north. dial. "Boughs or branches of crooked and angular growth; used for rustic work or firewood." (OED)

    October 4, 2010

  • "1935 in DORLAND Med. Dict. 1970 R. REINBOTH in Benson & Phillips Hormones & Environment 515 In an ambosexual animal both male and female characteristics are associated normally in a single individualemeither simultaneously or in a temporal succession. 1978 Japanese Jrnl. Ichthyol. XXV. 101 Histological examination of gonads indicated that all individuals..are ambosexual as juveniles. "

    October 4, 2010

  • This may, though the "brain looks like a bunch of noodles stuck together" theory has a certain visual appeal", be the origin of use your noodle

    October 4, 2010

  • obs. form of outcome

    October 4, 2010

  • it is entirely unsurprising that there should be a Carp list and that ruzuzu should be behind it ^^

    October 4, 2010

  • the byproduct of unprepared-for lactation?

    October 3, 2010

  • a Konglish collocation indicating a thing is the same as another.

    October 3, 2010

  • It seems to be in use as a garden-variety spoonerism (or whatever one calls that linguistic phenomenon)

    October 3, 2010

  • 'to scratch oneself vigorously' in Afrikaans (source)

    October 1, 2010

  • 'Nadia Wadia you have gone fardia

    Whole of India has admiredia

    Whole of world you put in whirlia

    Beat their girls for you were girlia

    I will buy you a brand new cardia

    Let me be your bodyguardia...'

    October 1, 2010

  • Used by Lady Sovereign to mean 'smashing party'

    October 1, 2010

  • yam mash, as described in Chinua Achebe's Things Fall Apart; one of the dudes contemptuously envisions the neighboring village as a place where the men pound the women's foo foo. Imagine!

    October 1, 2010

  • late to the party, but it's a list now :D

    September 30, 2010

  • used to mean 'drunkenly' in The Returne from Pernassus (presumably auth. unknown):

    "Swaggering full moistly on a tauernes bench"

    September 30, 2010

  • a.k.a. mirliton, chayote

    September 29, 2010

  • Seems to be an old-timey, regional British variant of "catch"

    September 28, 2010

  • " 'Mr. Copeland's in such a hoo that he's forgotten all about choking me off.' "

    -From Overture to Death, Ngaio Marsh

    September 28, 2010

  • " 'The lady let him down, did she?'

    'With a thump that shook the crockery.' "

    -From Overture to Death, Ngaio Marsh

    September 28, 2010

  • dassies to bells is the unlikeliest culinary evolution I've heard of yet 0.0

    September 28, 2010

  • "All other griefs allow a part

    To other griefs, and ask themselves but some;

    They come to us, but us Love draws,

    He swallows us, and never chaws"

    -From Donne's "The Broken Heart"

    September 28, 2010

  • this is the silliest-sounding word I've ever heard in my life :D

    September 28, 2010

  • "Eefe to do" is such a neat little mouthful

    September 28, 2010

  • OED offers the very old and very obsolete meatkin :D

    September 28, 2010

  • employing the -ways synonymous to -wise suffix

    September 28, 2010

  • obs. variant enhuile; pretty cute

    September 28, 2010

  • "Now Sc. regional (chiefly north-east., Orkney, and Shetland). A maggot, a grub. Also: an insect egg from which a maggot may hatch." -OED

    September 28, 2010

  • A lot of obsolete entries in the OED sound like they were coined by drunk 21st century celebrities

    September 28, 2010

  • coined in a conversation about Shakespeare, I believe, before the glass of wine even came into the picture

    September 28, 2010

  • O up then started our goodman,

    An angry man was he:

    “Will ye kiss my wife before my een,

    And scad me wi pudding-bree?”

    September 28, 2010

  • var. of chine

    September 28, 2010

  • a.k.a. cheese-running (now obs.)

    September 28, 2010

  • we ought to bring this cutie back, and its imaginary invert weedcase

    September 28, 2010

  • I took Aman instead; Gondwanaland is the very stuff of the list title. Thanks, b

    September 22, 2010

  • Oh they're coming alright -_-

    September 17, 2010

  • birder alert!

    September 17, 2010

  • a.k.a. lady-smock

    September 17, 2010

  • Creepy stuff, bilby--the machine told me that you JUST added brittle so I can't do it 0.0

    September 17, 2010

  • obs. term for umbel

    September 17, 2010

  • This phrase makes me feel like I'm in the future 0.0

    September 17, 2010

  • Dunno how it hasn't shrunk to Vaggis yet xD

    September 16, 2010

  • *snort*

    September 14, 2010

  • hot dog!

    September 7, 2010

  • 'Freak him, freak her, whatever your choice

    I didn't come to judge, I just came to get you moist'

    -Missy Elliott

    August 27, 2010

  • !

    It reminds me of this really drunk dude from the UK I met while in Korea. We were in a bar called Led Zeppelin, and the conversation went as follows:

    mm: So, where'd you guys go before coming here?

    ddfUK: D'yknow a place called Led Zeppelin?

    mm: Uh...yeah. That's where we are.

    ddfUK: Oh...not that one, then

    Were you looking for Led Zeppelin?

    August 27, 2010

  • In some parts of Alberta, Canada, you flip the shitty instead of banging a u-ie

    August 27, 2010

  • *blush* only Wordies can really understand

    August 27, 2010

  • If we could get some Cantonese speakers in here the 'choy' part could be expanded considerably, as it is a garden-variety (ho ho ho) suffix for vegetables, many of 'em cruciferous

    August 26, 2010

  • And here I thought Hubert J. Farnsworth invented this one

    August 26, 2010

  • "dude, I totally tharf to barf"

    August 26, 2010

  • copremesis, hoping no one ever experiences it firsthand 0.0

    August 26, 2010

  • "Fetid discharge from a wound; pus, sanies." OED

    August 26, 2010

  • apparently 17th century English is really chavvy

    August 26, 2010

  • OED: "Of or pertaining to the Furies; dire."

    August 25, 2010

  • Obsolete coinage for 'drumstick'

    August 25, 2010

  • all baculiform appendages to exit the bum-fiddle at once

    August 25, 2010

  • Why this isn't on Zamboni Palin is what I'd like to know

    August 25, 2010

  • was I looking for sop soos? don't mind if I do!

    August 25, 2010

  • teehee!

    August 25, 2010

  • Call 1-800-FBHARJO for any and all palindromic services

    August 25, 2010

  • variant on "bite the dust" found in Gray's "The Fatal Sisters: An Ode"--

    Low the dauntless earl is laid

    Gor'd with many a gaping wound

    Fate demands a nobler head

    Soon a king shall bite the ground

    August 25, 2010

  • the first textual example of 'soup'!

    August 24, 2010

  • "A derisive name for a tailor." (OED)

    0.0

    August 24, 2010

  • obs. lip-smacking onomatopoeia. makes me want a Mix-Max

    August 24, 2010

  • obs. variant of hutch, adding one more layer of good times to the which/witch common errors in usage list

    August 24, 2010

  • there's a swikeful also

    August 24, 2010

  • obs. variant of headship, which could technically be realized as headhead *kerplotz*

    August 24, 2010

  • is there a list for sets of words whose letters are subtly switched around, e.g. ransoms ramsons?

    August 24, 2010

  • THERE'S ALSO queemly :D

    August 24, 2010

  • obsolete variant of morse

    August 24, 2010

  • best.typo.ever.

    August 24, 2010

  • *thumbs up*

    August 24, 2010

  • apparently genicle is an obsolete term for "a joint in the stalk of a plant". It doesn't quite sound awful, though, so I don't know how great a candidate it is for the list.

    August 24, 2010

  • Now archaic. "The releasing or setting on of a relay of hounds before the other pursuing hounds have passed; the relay of hounds so released" (OED)

    August 24, 2010

  • OED: "Austral. slang. Orig. uncertain: perh. f. TREY n. + -IE. A threepenny piece."

    can we get a Strine for confirmation up in here?

    August 24, 2010

  • This seems, though perfectly sensible a

    derivation of an old one, a new word

    August 20, 2010

  • var. of sour

    August 19, 2010

  • var. of poureth

    August 19, 2010

  • "It was 'baker's bread' -- what the quality eat -- none of your low-down cornpone."

    -Huckleberry Finn

    August 18, 2010

  • Thar she blows

    August 18, 2010

  • Maybe not blowhole but blowcash works for the nonce! These nouns sound really punchy to me (hence the list), whereas the verb-creating compounds are too far integrated into the regular stream, IMHO. I'm picking my brain for a verb made from a compound like this that can match lickspittle--that'll motivate a new list.

    August 15, 2010

  • What is the word for this type of compound? It's driving me nuts!

    August 12, 2010

  • a type of fish, apparently 0.0

    August 12, 2010

  • We may strive and scrat and fend, but it's little we can do arter all

    -"Silas Marner"

    August 12, 2010

  • an occupational hazard for the ice-skating types

    August 12, 2010

  • I thought it may have an etymological link to tiramisu, but not so

    August 8, 2010

  • an alternative to eating a whole chocolate cake when you've been chucked

    August 8, 2010

  • Bring Your Aunt's Roumanian Boytoy -- a must at every do

    August 8, 2010

  • why, thank you, SoG old boy

    in passing, a wins it with 'plot hole'

    August 8, 2010

  • There is something lurid about the phrase "a genus of fleshy sponges" 0.0

    August 7, 2010

  • Nigella: "I don't go in for prinking"

    August 7, 2010

  • oh, it made me cry alright, the more so for the hilarious headline (a Waughsian effect, of sorts)

    August 7, 2010

  • here it is

    August 7, 2010

  • ah so; makes more sense this way

    August 7, 2010

  • Not mine; my dick in your lack thereof was actually coined by a dear friend

    August 6, 2010

  • Colleen, wordie of such eminence, where are you already?

    August 4, 2010

  • synonym for AWOL heard in this news piece

    July 30, 2010

  • I'm saving that beautiful piece of philological storytelling in my private files!

    July 26, 2010

  • walnut might apply.

    July 26, 2010

  • With the Rockies themselves, I bet

    July 21, 2010

  • Thanks, ruzuzuzuzuzuzuzuzuzu! (ruzzers?)

    July 21, 2010

  • "It seemed impossible to rouse the poor zib to a sense of his position" (The Inimitable Jeeves).

    July 20, 2010

  • Wodehousian phrase denoting beardedness (e.g. "Few people have ever looked fouler than young Bingo in the fungus")

    July 20, 2010

  • A disaster; "From the moment he invited himself I felt that the thing was going to be blue round the edges, and it was." (The Inimitable Jeeves)

    July 20, 2010

  • Angry, as in "He'll be fed to the gills if he finds out you're the fellow who ragged him in the Park" (The Inimitable Jeeves).

    July 20, 2010

  • I like 'em both

    July 19, 2010

  • okay, so does THIS describe something like pulchritudinous (or matinal crepuscule)?

    July 17, 2010

  • it gives me the cringies

    July 17, 2010

  • re: a pivotal vehicle in the murder case, from the mouth of the clueless owner thereof: "I thought someone had just buzzed off in it for a lark" (from a Marple episode; Body in the Library)

    July 17, 2010

  • "Besides this, the weather continued topping to a degree" (The Inimitable Jeeves)

    July 16, 2010

  • dud horse, if I'm reading it correctly.

    "'An absolute sitter came unstitched in the second race at Haydock Park,' said young Bingo, with some bitterness, 'and I dropped my entire month's allowance.'" (The Inimitable Jeeves)

    July 16, 2010

  • "Hasn't got the nerve. Thinks you so much above him, don't you know. Looks on you as a sort of goddess. Worships the ground you tread on, but can't whack up the ginger to tell you so." (The Inimitable Jeeves)

    July 16, 2010

  • is it equivalent to haul ass?

    July 16, 2010

  • This is the second time Crowley's come up in so many days. *determined to read*

    July 14, 2010

  • Is what I had for breakfast every day during that long-ago sojourn in Italy. They also come in chocolate.

    July 14, 2010

  • flute-girl sounds like a more cultivated alternative to 'lady-boy' (see skin flute)

    July 14, 2010

  • Coined by a birding friend when I showed him bilby's The Porn Birds

    July 13, 2010

  • George Eliot lends us splashed up to the chin

    July 13, 2010

  • There is an Alfonsus by the same surname as well :D (emoticon denoting extreme happiness in the saying rather than derision, lest confusion arise)

    July 12, 2010

  • Due to more varied immigration patterns in my neck of the woods, yearbook lists are getting more awesome every year. Honourable mention goes to Dragon Wei immediately followed by Zen Wilson (they only work in tandem, IMO)

    July 12, 2010

  • Thank you, Facebook.

    July 6, 2010

  • They sling such magnificent phrases on the show; I was surprised it was the first of its kind (there is one called Bender Bending Rodriguez, though).

    July 2, 2010

  • it's listed and selected in "preferences", but it doesn't show up in the "open blockable items" list. just gonna employ my selective vision

    June 17, 2010

  • it might just be Welsh, though

    June 17, 2010

  • I followed ze instructions. It's still there T.T

    June 11, 2010

  • In conjunction with BBC Food's celebration of British Sausage Week 0.0

    June 10, 2010

  • "Course they making boocoos of money, say Shug."

    -The Color Purple

    May 28, 2010

  • I wouldn't call them dreadful, just...not very fun to read (though authorities assure me there's a very good reason for that?)

    May 24, 2010

  • "...

    But in our amours amorists discern

    Such fluctuations that their scrivening

    Is breathless to attend each quirky turn

    ..."

    -Wallace Stevens, fr. Monocle de Mon Oncle

    May 24, 2010

  • there's a 'tweet' and 'like' button on them now :{

    May 24, 2010

  • What is it?

    May 15, 2010

  • the dehyphenated suggestion Wordnik gave parsed on first view as Shite Me, Game Gahit!--I like that one better (it is a brutal Tagalog game show in my...world of sexy fantasy?)

    May 8, 2010

  • Naipaul defines them as "the business executives of foreign, mostly British, firms" (An Area of Darkness, p.61)

    May 7, 2010

  • can't believe I forgot 'dilwala' (dil-wallah), lit. "heart-dude", meaning "loverman" or "he who is devoted to matters of the heart", immortalized in the 11-year-run but still shite mega-megahit Dilwale dulhaniya le jayenge ("The 'dil-wallahs' will get the brides")

    May 7, 2010

  • The "edit comment" feature seems to cut off all but the 2-3 visible lines of text; I can't scroll down to the bottom of a long comment to fix it up :{

    April 29, 2010

  • " ...

    Dwight: Dude. Who whipped an egger?

    Cubert: He who smelt it, dealt it.

    Dwight: Yeah? Well, he who denied it, supplied it.

    Cubert: Well, he who articulated it, particulated it.

    Dwight: Well, he who refuted it, tooted it.

    Cubert: Stalemate.

    ... "

    -Futurama, Infosphere

    April 29, 2010

  • :D :D :D

    April 29, 2010

  • that's not what the Old Testament said :/

    April 29, 2010

  • in SBC, it means "stage fright", presumably from the root meaning whence the Italian also comes.

    you are probably having an, "oh, Wordnet!" moment there

    April 26, 2010

  • with a bit of hard cilantrophobe grated over top?

    April 26, 2010

  • beautiful! I'm ganking tons of these for LAK if you don't mind

    April 26, 2010

  • "I was a massausage in her masseur's grip"

    -Professor Steve (see here)

    April 26, 2010

  • *thumbs up*

    I have made several curries which inspired the remark, "This is, like...all cilantro" (by no means in a displeased tone of voice, either).

    April 26, 2010

  • SEE HERE :0

    April 25, 2010

  • thanks! it's almost reaching son-of-groucho levels of magnitude

    April 16, 2010

  • the obvious potential for misunderstanding is what I love about this phrase

    April 16, 2010

  • what is it?

    April 14, 2010

  • like, "I preSENT my PREsent to you"?

    April 14, 2010

  • Were you looking for op and Oö

    nice!

    April 12, 2010

  • "...even if your chest is a boob Oktoberfest"

    -Fug Girls as Kanye

    April 7, 2010

  • I thought hikikomori went way deeper than 'recluse', also that it specifically pertained to the young (whereas we associate reclusivity with older individuals?)

    March 29, 2010

  • She was a redoubtable fighter, and strange cats were vanquished in one round. The fearless little spitfire would even attack dogs and rout them utterly.

    -"Emily of New Moon", L.M. Montgomery

    March 20, 2010

  • Glenn Richards a.k.a. Colonel Helpchunder

    March 20, 2010

  • aand they couldn't resist a wink-wink title. I grimace-grinned

    March 20, 2010

  • he sounds like a barrel of laughs.

    so, there we were, my co-host and I, ready to interview AM for dinky community radio.

    she has a remarkable psychosomatic capacity in relation to liquor; placebo effect all over the place.

    in short, what's his face--the lead singer--held her hair back during the *ahem* ejective process the whole night while I listened to the rest of the band complain about how boring it was to go on tour (read: no groupies), but really they're very happy to have done so well for themselves, being a tiny little Strine band and all.

    I hold it an eternal example of the success of the unconventional in achieving one's goals (my friend having been, needless to say, quite soppy about the fellow).

    glamorous, eh?

    March 19, 2010

  • exactly!

    March 19, 2010

  • 0.0

    :{

    Pokus?!

    brain overload; will tell later

    March 19, 2010

  • cf. zmay or zmaj

    March 19, 2010

  • this one's also sort of a fun concept...you got your toilet shitters, your balcony shitters, and your bathtub shitters--the sickest mofos of all.

    March 19, 2010

  • ...would lead to my wreck and ruin

    I have a fun story involving Aggie Match

    March 19, 2010

  • It's Louie, man! You haven't heard that marvelous song?

    March 19, 2010

  • Has the unique advantage of being 100% indistinguishable from, say, Imaginary Japanese Band Names

    March 19, 2010

  • wiki: "Often overlooked, downy spells its name with a lower-case "D". This helps to distinguish it from like-named bands, such as Downy Mildew."

    March 19, 2010

  • They're not kidding

    March 19, 2010

  • who keep right on trucking with the album titles. to wit, Proglution and Bugright

    March 19, 2010

  • What is the word for this class of hilarious mishearing, of which mathematics of wonton burrito meals is an additional example?

    March 19, 2010

  • Lazybones sleepin' in the shade

    How you gonna get yo' cornmeal made?

    What cornmeal, man?

    I like nothin' but short'nin' bread!

    March 19, 2010

  • pronounced by Jennifer Paterson as 'yog-hort', two separate words, practically. to wit, "none of this nonsense about yoghurt instead of cream. yoghurt is not instead of cream"

    March 17, 2010

  • he looks like a Jumblatt

    March 13, 2010

  • the far more delightful English equivalent of bouquet garni

    March 7, 2010

  • flapping isn't connected to length. for example, Canadian English distinguishes 'riding' and 'writing' by length, the latter having a short /ai/, but they both have a flap where their 't' or 'd' ought to be. now, Hindi, besides flapping Ts and Ds, also does the N! it's a positive addiction.

    /off-topic

    March 6, 2010

  • moreover, I've found that the phonology of borrowings exhibits a strange combination of awareness and lack of awareness. In the form "chilLAY", the majority of speakers (or announcers, rather) seem to be more strongly aware of length than vowel quality. while /i/ is the vowel in the original country name, it is a short /i/, nigh impossible in Standard English--to this end, they have employed /I/, which satisfies the length component at the expense of the vowel. now, the question is, why should YOUR linguistic system feel the vowel quality is more important than length?

    March 6, 2010

  • if the stress is on the 2nd syllable and it rhymes with 'delay', then it sounds like a good compromise between naturalness and authenticity. to me, there's nothing as American as the /ei/ used to approximate the pure /e/.

    March 6, 2010

  • a...word, I guess you'd call it, coined by a largely white 90s R&B band in the height of jiggy fever, bless their evanescent hearts.

    the full text is:

    duwajiggyjiggycumjiggyju

    I just wanna drink Cristal wit' you

    moreover, this is not the only mention of 'jiggy' in that particular song.

    March 6, 2010

  • really cool people get taravana, not the bends

    March 5, 2010

  • let's compromise with at awl

    March 5, 2010

  • I like the way you think

    March 4, 2010

  • coined (perhaps?) by Cher Horowitz as a euphemism for menstruation, giving a faint scent of literariness to what is, after all, meant as a...*ahem* remake of Jane Austen's Emma

    anyway, the association to 'wave' is fairly clear

    March 4, 2010

  • I'm not crazy--they're crazy. I swear!

    March 4, 2010

  • prosody?

    March 4, 2010

  • Aubrey Beardsley

    March 4, 2010

  • the turning around kind?

    March 4, 2010

  • today itself I ran across this meaning of 'pan' in the Canterbury Tales!

    "...'who shall yeve a lovere any lawe?'

    Love is a gretter lawe, by my pan" (1164-65)

    March 4, 2010

  • ah, equine eroticism--where would classical poetry be without you?

    March 4, 2010

  • It has been my long-held opinion that owls need to make some other face AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. this sort of thing verges on the obscene.

    March 4, 2010

  • What an uncharitable view of eyeballs!

    February 26, 2010

  • "The fruit on the island, thought Miss Marple, was rather disappointing. It seemed always to be paw-paw."

    February 16, 2010

  • or 16! It could be an exponential sequence (if I've got that right)

    February 16, 2010

  • a VERY fine find, if I do say so myself

    January 18, 2010

  • it's a sartorial sweet tooth fairy!

    January 17, 2010

  • Fanny Cradock used this to mean "it's so fattening"

    January 16, 2010

  • SBC for 'cream', the root being vrh (meaning "top"), so--"the stuff on top".

    January 14, 2010

  • "It was very consoling, he thought, the way in which an act of kindness, in the fullness of time, returns to bless the benefactor. One gives a jolly-up to a girl in a ship. She goes her way, he goes his. He forgets; he has so many benefactions of the kind to his credit. But she remembers and then one day, when it is least expected, Fate drops into his lap the ripe fruit of his reward, this luscious creature waiting for him, all unaware, in the Malt House, Grantley Green."

    -from Put Out More Flags

    January 14, 2010

  • "Basil had attended Sonia's levees (and there were three or four levees daily for, whenever she was at home, she was in bed) off and on for nearly ten yerars, since the days of her first, dazzling loveliness, when, almost alone among the chaste and daring brides of London, she had admitted mixed company to her bathroom."

    -from Put Out More Flags

    January 14, 2010

  • "'My dear,' Ambrose had said, 'you can positively hear her imagination creaking, as she does them, like a pair of old, old corsets, my dear, on a harridan.'"

    -Ambrose on the painteress Poppet, from Put Out More Flags

    January 14, 2010

  • "In a sea-side house to the farther south,

    Where the baked cicalas die of drouth,

    And one sharp tree--'tis a cypress--stands,

    By the many hundred years red-rusted,

    Rough iron-spiked, ripe fruit-o'er-crusted,

    My sentinel to guard the sands

    To the water's edge. ..."

    -from De Gustibus--

    January 14, 2010

  • "Get up, sweet slug-a-bed, and see

    The dew bespangling herb and tree."

    -from Corinna's Going A-Maying

    January 14, 2010

  • "'Sailors' wives may grumble, but the spark stays alight and besides, it's very easy for them to indulge a fredaine if they want.'"

    -from The Fatal Gift

    January 14, 2010

  • just once it's been listed? once?!

    January 14, 2010

  • I warrant it relies on the meaning of "punch" which is rather "poke" than "hit"

    January 14, 2010

  • oops! it was supposed to be freak out squares. John, howdya delete a variant?

    January 8, 2010

  • I'd thought the top was

    January 3, 2010

  • 'bally' is a British pronunciation of extreme quaintness

    December 28, 2009

  • Internet--couldn't we do any better than this?

    December 28, 2009

  • I'm gonna meditate on that and make some steps toward enlightenment. dude

    December 25, 2009

  • right here

    December 24, 2009

  • In SBC the root for the country name is 'polj-', whereas 'half' is 'pol-'. So, this makes sense.

    December 24, 2009

  • what today we'd call blinged out

    December 23, 2009

  • "I was personally acquainted with two girls he gave the time to."

    (Caulfield on Stradlater, Catcher in the Rye)

    December 23, 2009

  • I nominate Wilfred J. Funk for the most beautiful word in the English language

    December 22, 2009

  • lowercase 'tmi' is a valid word-initial syllable in SBC (e.g. tmina - gloom)

    December 22, 2009

  • it is now!

    December 22, 2009

  • your (cranky, full-lipped penguin) robot

    December 21, 2009

  • not to be confused with bzooty, though of course they are known to go together rather well.

    December 21, 2009

  • a quadruple-whammy from Phyllis Chesler's big facepalm of a dissertation, Women & Madness.

    December 21, 2009

  • I'll do my best--this is hairy without LING terminology.

    in an imaginary language with 5 consonants, say, you could have two different types of 't' and 3 different types of 'p', or, on the other end of the spectrum, each of the 5 in totally different places (e.g. one is bilabial, one is dental, one is velar, one is uvular and the last a totally different manner of articulation--non-pulmonic, such as a click). while the first situation describes a consonant class which is the most natural for our mouths to create, it's actually harder on the brain to contrast them with one another; a set with consonants which are very different from each other is easier. does that make sense? distinguishing 'pa' from 'ba' (which is, by the way, really hard for a lot of language groups) is more difficult than distinguishing, say, 'ta' from '!a'

    there are different axes of ease and difficulty in the human linguistic process. something which is intuitive and simple on one level creates problems on another level, and vice versa.

    December 21, 2009

  • I've seen certain Japanese-speaking students make their Ds like Ð; even more mysterious (in that asking why lent litle clarification). Very confusing to me personally, if not other teachers, in that Ð is a different phoneme in Bosnian

    December 21, 2009

  • the human mouth is also naturally inclined toward contrastivity, though--it's necessary to reach outside the 'unmarked' places of articulation to make as many clear distinctions between sounds as possible, if that makes sense.

    December 21, 2009

  • my ophyron is a little hollow. is that normal?

    December 20, 2009

  • One of the pitfalls to avoid when making paneer. Recipes stress the necessity of a purely washed cloth for straining purposes.

    December 20, 2009

  • why, thank you! some of the more consonant soupy SBC words look horrific to the English eye and need to be heard to be salvaged.

    so, are you another Euroslavian?

    December 20, 2009

  • or Wenty, Witty, Wiki?

    December 20, 2009

  • "When sucka MCs try to chump my style

    I let them know I'm versatile"

    December 20, 2009

  • JEsus

    I mean, seriously--JEsus CHRIST

    *reason fails, mind implodes, Satan's kingdom upon the earth &c.*

    December 19, 2009

  • "I hope you don’t mind the off color lingo

    But is that a pee spot atop your bajingo?"

    -Pooh the Piglet, via Go Fug Yourself, addressing Pam Anderson

    December 19, 2009

  • questionable transcription

    December 18, 2009

  • a word more beautiful than what it describes (as far as flowers go, anyway)

    December 18, 2009

  • looking up purpura separately, though, is distinctly unromantic

    December 17, 2009

  • by far my favourite emotion, in fact it runs through Yugo veins--nay, gallops

    December 17, 2009

  • then you'd have access to some of this panty bicycle/queen-shitting? with photos?

    December 17, 2009

  • the eye flies to "panty bicycle; naked girls from squamish" in the sole text example. congratulations, Wordnik--you've justified yourself to me!!

    December 17, 2009

  • how sweet you sound, and how attractive you make everyone who plays you.

    there's no beating floor lyres for aesthetic impact.

    December 15, 2009

  • ie. covered with, e.g. "I'm all over spots". very British

    December 14, 2009

  • "Well", while correct, is so unnatural--in North American speech, at least--that I feel awkward teaching my students to say it in reply to "How are you?", going so far as to try to avoid the question altogether.

    December 14, 2009

  • The incident of Canadian pair figure skaters Sale & Pelletier being "robbed" of Olympic gold by them wily Ruskis. After a LOT of palaver and too-close-for-comfort investigation into the judges' decisions, they released a second gold medal for pair skating that year. The old judging system was dumped and a new one instated after Skategate.

    December 14, 2009

  • after 'serpent', connected by the Greek motorway to "herpes"?

    December 13, 2009

  • Tila Tequila's job title

    December 13, 2009

  • 1) I thought it was chocha? Cho-cho is a hard-done-by literary heroine, innit?

    2) This is a problem of the English language itself. There are no garden-variety words to describe genitalia--the elevator stops at the clinical, vulgar and ludicrous only.

    December 13, 2009

  • in all of character map, I couldn't find ONE thumbs-up squiggle.

    December 13, 2009

  • Popeye was here

    December 13, 2009

  • I've been trying to dig for the name of the thing ever since, to no avail :{

    you make light now, but a glimpse of the mustachioed WASP protagonist bulging out of his slacks is enough to turn one into a passionate advocate of sporing

    December 12, 2009

  • ...and she is come to bring the jest full circle

    *heads solemnly bowed*

    December 12, 2009

  • best/worst euphemism for pregnancy ever, heard on a rotten 70s Canadian (!!) sex farce

    December 10, 2009

  • who's to say that isn't exactly what they call, say, club bouncers on the subcontinent, though?

    December 10, 2009

  • the etymology, to boot (if wikipedia can be trusted) has nothing to with Hindi--deriving "from the Shoshone word 'tcaxxwal' or Cahuilla 'caxwal', transcribed by Spaniards as 'chacahuala'"

    December 10, 2009

  • ie. diamonds

    December 10, 2009

  • "If you hadn't done what you did we'd be a thousand dollars to the gravy right now!"

    -Castor Oyl

    December 10, 2009

  • ie. pearls

    December 10, 2009

  • excellent name for a Shakespeare clown

    December 9, 2009

  • the text example implies this is the plural of 'albumen'--can anyone corroborate?

    December 9, 2009

  • It was in Auchtermuchty, wannit?

    December 8, 2009

  • god made it funky

    December 8, 2009

  • absolutely right. ramyun is where it's at

    December 6, 2009

  • erotica + pottery? Internet putrescence, I rather think. Happy Breastmas!

    December 6, 2009

  • Grinches are in season right about now

    December 5, 2009

  • if pronunciation of "speak" is what we're going by, this applies to loads of language groups, though actually, not Spanish speakers, given 's' isn't acceptable word-initially in Spanish.

    though I suppose one can't expect a high standard of linguistics in the field of racial prejudice.

    December 5, 2009

  • I've heard "car mull" more often than "car a mull"

    December 5, 2009

  • an interesting romanization of what I have heretofore seen as sabzi

    December 4, 2009

  • I'm sure they're very nummy, but then Marilyn is, too--try 'er out

    December 4, 2009

  • Speaking of which, what happened to the profile link that allows us to view a user's comments?

    December 4, 2009

  • this conversation makes vegemite sound intriguing, exciting even

    December 4, 2009

  • you haven't seen Gentlemen Prefer Blondes?!

    FOR SHAME

    December 4, 2009

  • "bye-bye, baby

    remember you're my baby

    when they give you the eye

    though I know you care

    won't you write and declare

    that though on the loose

    you are still on the square?"

    December 4, 2009

  • while T-T's tears are blinding, j-j bawls with its eyes wide open to the horror

    December 3, 2009

  • according to the other verses, it might be "huggee and kissee nice" :{

    December 3, 2009

  • a local business school thought this would be a good acronym for its internship program o.0

    December 3, 2009

  • ...Back in Nagasaki

    Where the fellers chew tobaccy

    And the women wicky-wacky-woo

    -Dixon & Warren, "Nagasaki"

    December 3, 2009

  • a fatcat always smokes a fat seegar

    December 3, 2009

  • The character of spaghetti is compromised by cutting, it seems to me. There are plenty of short pastas out there, after all--why not eat those?

    December 2, 2009

  • also stoled

    December 2, 2009

  • "You sure smacked 'em permanent, Popeye!"

    "I always smacks 'em pernament"

    December 2, 2009

  • 'has no scruples'. this usage shows up in Grease: "You got your crust, I'm no object of lust--I'm just plain Sandra Dee"

    December 2, 2009

  • ie. shut your filthy clam

    December 2, 2009

  • to turn down. also give the gate (to)

    December 2, 2009

  • "The ship's in shipshape shape"

    -from Some Like it Hot

    December 2, 2009

  • meaning, "I don't give a rat's clacker" (which latter is still one of the most disgusting-hypnotic phrases I've seen)

    December 2, 2009

  • not to be confused with in bed with the law

    December 2, 2009

  • surely the most thematic exclamation in Popeye comics

    December 2, 2009

  • as in "onct I crack 'em, they stay cracked" (referring to a sock upon yer button)

    December 2, 2009

  • I passed by Chuckanut Dr. near the US-Canada border

    December 1, 2009

  • According to my grammaticality judgement, both "The series were on for years before being cancelled" and "The series was on for years before being cancelled" check out fine

    December 1, 2009

  • AAAND it's back from the 16th century, everyone!

    November 28, 2009

  • cf. fuckler, a demon from the brain of Babycakes

    November 28, 2009

  • I thought Assniiga was the 800-hour oral epic of the Lappish foothills

    November 28, 2009

  • nutty and bacon-like? that's a bit of an overload

    I'd really like to be hardcore enough to eat a bug, but the only way it's gonna happen is if they start cutting bread flour with ground crickets on the sly

    PS: PU, I'm ganking that one for "Just because..."

    November 28, 2009

  • in one of L.M. Montgomery's Anne volumes, the titular heroine fights a local battle, coaxing a fatcat out of painting an ad for some tonic or other onto the fence along the main road. so, the first wave of large-scale advertising is successfully beaten back. reading this scene from the 21st century is heartbreaking; little did she know just how ugly it would get :(

    November 28, 2009

  • sometimes I can't help but conclude that the advertising universe is run and staffed by more advanced amoebozoa

    November 28, 2009

  • at first glance I thought it was frinking cheese. d'oh

    November 27, 2009

  • unctious ochre

    November 27, 2009

  • Castor Oyl: Why POPEYE! I thought you were SHOT!!!

    P: Whatcher think these is, button holes?

    November 27, 2009

  • gonna for the quainter set

    November 27, 2009

  • that is, cashola

    November 27, 2009

  • to say the least!

    November 27, 2009

  • hey--have you been to Regretsy? Oddery foddery, man (lemonade cow, anyone? Jesus' feet and shroud, with tiny stigmata dimples?)

    November 27, 2009

  • As seen here, sweet dear Jesus

    November 27, 2009

  • "She may be a brainy bird, but I've got a few under the hat myself"

    -Castor Oyl

    November 26, 2009

  • ow-->o before r in English; in fact, the other diphthongs turn to full vowels in this context as well (though you can articulate 'flour' and 'fire', say, as one-syllable words, producing a diphthong-r sequence--but that's another kettle of fish)

    November 26, 2009

  • you'd think someone who had it in them to steal would also be capable of eating others' lickings.

    November 26, 2009

  • "heave a brick"?

    "ether brick"? :/

    "Eva Brück"?

    I'm stuck on this one.

    November 26, 2009

  • I call spoof

    November 26, 2009

  • that cheese and Gs should both be AAVE colloquialisms for money is one of my favourite coincidences

    November 25, 2009

  • if I were named after great-granny A'lelia, I wouldn't marry a Bundles into the bargain. or maybe that would be the ultimate form of sticking it to the man.

    November 25, 2009

  • an innapropriate sort of romanization, in that it makes what ought never to sound...cute (like a diminutive item of furniture or perhaps a dessert)

    I had hoped it was just Naipaul being creative, but plenty of precedent for this form exists, as it turns out.

    November 25, 2009

  • it was Vulturo--whose name just came back to me--and I like to think he means far worse than 'nitwit'

    November 25, 2009

  • looking at demonyms (if that's the word) like aleman and chinee next to ones like european and japanese, one wonders if these are two separate semantic categories within botany

    November 25, 2009

  • All her harvest buttoned in

    All her ornaments untried

    Waiting for the paladin

    Prosperous and ocean-eyed

    Who shall rub her secrets out

    And behold the hinted bride

    -from "The Anniad"

    November 25, 2009

  • Ctrl + F and all will be revealed

    November 25, 2009

  • a dirty word not yet defined on Urban Dictionary...intriguing

    November 25, 2009

  • "Caca was very popular. It was almost as popular as the graveyard"

    -from Brad Neely's "Bible History #1"

    November 25, 2009

  • "I was in Zurich last week, you nit!"

    -Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law

    It's a pity this corollary to the "louse" insult didn't come in til the 21st century. I, for one, plan to use it at the earliest opportunity.

    November 25, 2009

  • "fork you, 2009!" is the marquee in my brain (because IR no good at numerico-abbreviation puzzles)

    November 25, 2009

  • while appearing to be a precursor of 'renegade' in that precise old-timey "it used to be like this but now we spell it differently" way, it's a different word with a different etymology, according to my dabblings. hm!

    November 25, 2009

  • the more intuitive compound would be meatclear, I somehow think

    November 22, 2009

  • SBC: "the willow shakes upon the hill".

    November 22, 2009

  • ha! the literary and the banal follow close upon each other's heels

    November 21, 2009

  • I need that second one from the top erased :(

    November 21, 2009

  • my first reading is invariably 'Vani she done', a la "Mistah Kurtz, he dead"--even after a year on Wordie

    that is to say, it's not as undistinguished as all that

    November 21, 2009

  • ohh

    November 20, 2009

  • diacritic SOUP! I don't think I've ever yet slain me so hard

    November 20, 2009

  • It's not working

    November 20, 2009

  • French, lit. "wee bag o'spices". The mystery ingredient in Phở stock; imperceptible but absolutely crucial.

    On a side note, how do we bracket nowadays?

    November 20, 2009

  • "As a matter of fact, in the Southwest the Mexican and Indian population resort to the Nopal (that is, the flat-jointed sort of Opuntia) not only for the tuna fruit, as described in a previous chapter, but also for the succulent flesh of the stem, which may be made to do duty as a vegetable."

    -from Useful Wild Plants Of The United States And Canada by Charles Francis Saunders

    November 20, 2009

  • Not as Drug-Related as They Sound

    November 20, 2009

  • but of course. I noted yours long ago

    November 20, 2009

  • at any rate, Anne of Green Gables led me to believe this is a legitimate animal name

    November 20, 2009

  • Sounds like a fine fate

    November 16, 2009

  • Of 'that little coquette Katrina':

    "She was a blooming lass of fresh eighteen; plump as a patridge; ripe and melting and rosy-cheeked as one of her father's peaches"

    -Irving, The Legend of Sleepy Hollow

    I'm intrigued by the 'one ass, two chairs' approach to metaphors of objectification here. A patridge--ie. game--AND a neatly domesticated fruit!

    November 16, 2009

  • Lady Gaga's custom coda of self-justification (as seen here). I'm not wrong, I'm free also tickles the humerus

    November 15, 2009

  • If Chubby and Chuck got married, they wouldn't need a hyphen for the surname

    November 13, 2009

  • I enjoy this coinage for its delightful disregard for the CV liaison purpose of the a- prefix

    November 13, 2009

  • '...

    And I sez to meself as the ship she rolled,

    "O Caribbee! O Barbaree!

    O shores of South Amerikee!

    O, never go there: if the truth be told,

    You'll get more kicks than Spanish gold."'

    -excerpt from "Spanish Gold", within The Magic Pudding

    November 13, 2009

  • a.k.a. spanky pants

    November 9, 2009

  • sorry, bilby--my inquiries re: hyeonmi have been fruitless. the literal meaning is 'puffy rice', but I can't quite figure out a slangy direction from there. 'dwenjang', for example (lit. 'soybean paste') means 'golddigger' or 'high-maintenance girlfriend' idiomatically, so you can see the connections are quite abstruse.

    November 6, 2009

  • in my experience, a manouver wherein a drunken Korean major insists your boyfriend link arms with him in order for drinks to be mutually poured down throats

    but I bet it has a wider application

    October 31, 2009

  • It's gonna make you d'oh when the truth is out is all I'm gonna say.

    October 31, 2009

  • intrigué!

    October 31, 2009

  • huzzah

    October 31, 2009

  • is it anything like regurgitalith?

    October 31, 2009

  • according to image search, it's also "The Elvis of Fonts"

    October 31, 2009

  • Hindi: "rose". from it is derived gulabi, meaning "pink". it's the same in SBC: "rose" is ruža and "pink" is ruži�?asto

    I wonder how many other languages have this derivation scheme

    October 31, 2009

  • they say it's a variant of joukery pawkery

    October 31, 2009

  • I once heard it pronounced "goach", which is the goachest thing one can do

    October 30, 2009

  • is there an umbrella term for these delusions having to do with duplication? a lot of the conditions on the list are variations on a theme

    October 30, 2009

  • "Dear Diary,

    We are complicated things."

    -Babycakes

    October 30, 2009

  • one of the scariest compulsions, with its nightmarish image of swollen, be-plucked eyelids

    October 30, 2009

  • the decisive dish in a battle between Iron Chef French and the Californian challenger. much to everyone's surprise, the latter's bisque was superior. the shock the judging panel showed at this turn of events was intriguing, seeming to encode an initial assumption that the exquisiteness of such a dish was beyond the crude sensibility of an American. all parties showed face and dignity at this awkward cultural junction, the judges smiling through their disbelief, the victor managing despite clenched teeth to give the final interview, and the vanquished maintaing good-natured silence.

    in short, the Bisque Battle remains one for the vaults for the cultural analyst.

    October 30, 2009

  • with a small enough dog, it could probably be both (potty and igloo, that is). I hear the tiny yappy kinds are very hard to house-train

    October 30, 2009

  • I like the strangely meaningful sequences that emerge from this list. "flood plain...fiber optic...false alarm", for example, has a certain poetry

    October 30, 2009

  • heh--mucilagenous was the one it sounded closest to to me (e.g. "I've got an umbragenous growth on the brain")

    if umbragella is the shield in an umbraglio, what's the weapon? will a hearty umbreugneu do?

    perhaps we can contrast the phony umbraglio with a genuine call to umbrage

    October 30, 2009

  • the precise "no, I want you to pet me here, not that other place 30cm away" brand being in evidence this evening -_-

    October 30, 2009

  • image search suggests the meaning has changed somewhat

    October 29, 2009

  • I'm experimenting with the imaginary paradigm. 'umbragenous' sounds sort of disgusting whereas 'umbrageous' is a clean-sounding word. there's umbrager (sounds close to 'dowager'), tres umbragé, umbraglio &c &c

    October 29, 2009

  • this is one of the lists that makes me lament the all-smallcaps Wordie entry restrictions. you just can't put on "SWEET STUFF FOR SALE" or "Winnie the Pooh TIE"

    October 29, 2009

  • at least twice as expensive as firecrackers with no criminal record

    October 29, 2009

  • some poor chump paid 130 bucks for this thing

    October 29, 2009

  • I scratched my head at least twice on this one

    October 29, 2009

  • this could be a new Sailormoon attack under favourable circumstances

    October 29, 2009

  • 'So the one-legged jockey says--'

    'What'd he say?'

    'So the one-legged jockey says, "Don't worry about me, baby--I ride side-saddle!"'

    October 29, 2009

  • Interawareness Sex Day might also be good

    October 29, 2009

  • it's also a verb! how delightful--"Hold on, I gotta zoutch. I'll call you back"

    October 29, 2009

  • read twice before objecting, please! presumptuous umbrage on Wordie really ruins my day.

    I don't like the thought, rolig, that while it may occur to you that I _might_ disdain bigots, there's always that 'evidence' that could turn the needle over to the other side.

    October 29, 2009

  • I was going to include you in the list, reesetee--but I didn't want to be presumptuous.

    -_- is not abstruse in my circles; it's a pretty standard pictorial representation of a headdesk or "oh, brother". let me also point out the phrase new word bandied around by bigots in the original comment.

    it's sort of beneath any Wordie to consider it consistent with another Wordie's character to self-identify as a bigot...I hope.

    October 29, 2009

  • I ought to put it into quotation marks next time for the c_bs and roligs of the world, eh?

    October 29, 2009

  • the etymology lends a bizarre significance to The Ganymede Club for gentlemen's personal gentlemen

    October 29, 2009

  • hee

    October 29, 2009

  • do you--y'all--also object to fairly obvious sarcasm?

    I make the bold suggestion that taking upon oneself the work of noting/policing (in a fairly low-key capacity, granted) offensive Wordie content can be an impediment to thorough reading comprehension.

    October 28, 2009

  • new word bandied around by bigots on Youtube (yeah, I know--great place to follow 'discussion') to describe those pussies who are letting their country get taken over by the Islamic Agenda -_-

    October 28, 2009

  • More Delicious Than They Sound

    October 28, 2009

  • *favorited*

    October 28, 2009

  • re: cardamom ("Both Scandinavian and Middle Eastern at the same time")

    October 28, 2009

  • never went anywhere, poor thing. there should be a place we dump Extreme Slang Failures

    October 28, 2009

  • hah!

    October 28, 2009

  • and would Dweebles dwabble?

    October 28, 2009

  • ah so--the NZ equivalent of hork

    October 28, 2009

  • 'shog along, then--buncha hooligans'

    October 28, 2009

  • one of her terms for deft carving, a talent she does not in the least possess ("I do it just by mauling")

    October 28, 2009

  • also velvety sludge (perh. a fictional music genre?)

    October 28, 2009

  • also sillibub

    October 28, 2009

  • well, aren't you speedy with the bon-bon mots

    October 28, 2009

  • if they really wanna get the tourism going, they should plant some tangor in Bangor

    October 28, 2009

  • hee hee

    October 28, 2009

  • why would there be two 'l's

    October 28, 2009

  • in my world of sexy fantasy, this rhymes with 'ague'

    October 28, 2009

  • very sad that this word can no longer be used to mean "of or relating to fables"

    October 28, 2009

  • not to be confused with Bangor, a Welsh city that boasts mention in 2 works of literature I've read, and who knows how many more (this being, as far as I know, the only noteworthy thing about it)

    October 28, 2009

  • I always have trouble restraining the syllables when saying this one; my tongue wants to go galangalangalangalanga

    October 28, 2009

  • Rama's birthplace

    October 28, 2009

  • like the rutabaga?

    October 28, 2009

  • what is it?

    October 28, 2009

  • cf. huchu, Korean for 'black pepper'. I wonder how many other -uchu words there are

    October 28, 2009

  • "without her teeth she looked decrepit, but there was about her decrepitude a quality of everlastingness."

    -Mr. Biswas on Mrs. Tulsi, from Naipaul's House for Mr. Biswas

    This one really cracked me up

    October 28, 2009

  • aa is a terrible romanization, too--the actual word has two consonants and two vowels

    October 28, 2009

  • I like it!

    October 28, 2009

  • jeez...can you imagine the nasal dysfunction?!

    October 27, 2009

  • Pug/Shih-Tzu hybrid, apparently (as seen on craigslist)

    October 27, 2009

  • whoa...it looks like an obscure Melanesian tonal language or something

    October 27, 2009

  • I can no longer see this word without being reminded of Tambura Rasa, the excellent gypsy band from Vancity...even though the band name is gimicky and sort of lame

    October 27, 2009

  • hmmm...finickety?

    October 27, 2009

  • with a little mayo on the side, THE bar snack

    October 27, 2009

  • either a coined phrase after persnickety, or a legitimate variant of the same

    October 27, 2009

  • cf. gallows tree; jailbird

    October 25, 2009

  • hah!

    October 25, 2009

  • Hamlin claims to be somehow affiliated with the dental industry 0.o

    October 24, 2009

  • in Hindi the 'kh' also stands--ostensibly--for the aspirated k, though one does hear it realized as the velar fricative quite often.

    October 21, 2009

  • I can't parse it in the sensible way!

    October 21, 2009

  • could almost be pronounced as-is in Serbo-Croatian

    October 21, 2009

  • cf. schfifty-five

    October 21, 2009

  • will take earliest opportunity to call someone an absquatulent merdivore

    October 21, 2009

  • home caning is a less pleasant alternative

    October 21, 2009

  • Hallelujah!

    October 21, 2009

  • the Concupiscene: a geological epoch the lusty magnitude of which is yet to be matched

    October 21, 2009

  • more commonly known as cleavage

    October 14, 2009

  • lists like this are great for displaying regional accent

    October 14, 2009

  • the Nobel Prize panel, they say

    October 14, 2009

  • crinoids are scary enough WITH the stem 0.0

    October 14, 2009

  • though we already KNEW you're a poet

    October 14, 2009

  • lit. flower-powder, Korean for 'pollen'. this is notable as 'garu' is a common suffix in cuisine (e.g. flour as we know it is 'mil-garu' ie. 'wheat-powder'; pepper is 'huchu-garu' ie. 'pepper-powder')

    October 14, 2009

  • there's a law for how my boyfriend cleans the house!

    October 14, 2009

  • "mr youse needn’t be so spry

    concernin questions arty

    each has his tastes but as for i

    i likes a certain party

    gimme the he-man’s solid bliss

    for youse ideas i’ll match youse

    a pretty girl who naked is

    is worth a million statues"

    -e.e. cummings

    October 14, 2009

  • Bokovulary has a ring of the fertility clinic

    October 14, 2009

  • It has three meanings I've found so far:

    -the clear stuff at the bottom of bubble tea

    -Aequorea victoria

    -a variety of what the Texan legislature calls obscene device

    October 14, 2009

  • cf. crystal jelly

    October 14, 2009

  • immediately this jumped out to me to mean "a grid that is rad". seeing 'rad' as a legitimate adjective--despite oneself--marks one as a casualty of high school

    October 14, 2009

  • see here. the (superior, in my opinion) Korean equivalent of mochi, also known as 'ddeok' in that hateful vowel-flinging modern romanization

    October 13, 2009

  • the Korean Pocky, having one up on the latter due to its own holiday

    October 13, 2009

  • I was just thinking, "I'd eat it if there was chili oil involved"

    October 13, 2009

  • ack!

    the world is too much with us

    October 12, 2009

  • French counterpart here

    October 10, 2009

  • there should be a list wherein we compete to re-dub the tadago pie in the most gruesome/evocative way (e.g. Meaty Miscarriage)

    October 10, 2009

  • how'd I miss this wonderful monster?

    October 9, 2009

  • 'twas the inspiration :)

    October 8, 2009

  • see?

    October 8, 2009

  • I'm told it's a male Italian name, though not sure how common.

    October 8, 2009

  • Care Apache, the king of the hippies

    October 7, 2009

  • according to them, it means "coffee and cake", that is, a whole branch of cuisine

    October 4, 2009

  • refers to a second-language learning process wherein skill level temporarily regresses, then goes forward again

    October 4, 2009

  • the sound of mother going through the bags and possibly pulling out a box of cookies

    pets also respond to this sound

    October 4, 2009

  • the final stage in the life cycle of a palimpsest?

    October 4, 2009

  • not to be confused with Choate

    October 4, 2009

  • yarb, this is the first time I've heard someone besides myself and friends use 'wanky' in this sense. is it Van city or astral affinity?

    October 4, 2009

  • really sounds like Esperanto

    October 4, 2009

  • grisly. though BC's batting pretty well--only 2 famous serial killers in the 20th century

    October 2, 2009

  • thank you, sir. the final -m got the Google back in action, and it's a Dubliners coinage, from the looks of it.

    September 29, 2009

  • such a pity. though I did find that in Hong Kong, there was plenty of savoury bread, and also the sweet stuff wasn't so wretchedly bad (boribbang excepted; it's delicious)

    September 29, 2009

  • you'd know, I warrant. I heard a word on a Dubliners track that sounds like 'falooran' or 'felorrin', meaning 'masculine virility' (re: old man a young woman has married out of necessity, "He's got no feloorin" so then she sleeps with this handsome young man). Google, however, is convinced it doesn't exist. you know what this word is?

    September 29, 2009

  • includes the odd-sounding Palearctic and the ineffably funky Afrotropic

    September 29, 2009

  • though I so often find this phrase redundant

    September 29, 2009

  • yer a smart cookie

    September 29, 2009

  • doesn't sound at all like its meaning. what IS the word for the quality of sounding like its meaning, anyway?

    September 29, 2009

  • 禪, originally ध�?यान

    September 29, 2009

  • the largest Buddhist order in Korea and, perhaps not coincidentally, the one with the best-looking temples.

    September 29, 2009

  • the meditation chant. Amitabul is the Korean version of the Sanskrit Amitabha Buddha

    September 29, 2009

  • a laywoman residing at a temple who manages the kitchen and grounds. the word seems to derive from bosal, the Korean term for bodhisattva.

    September 29, 2009

  • no later than yesterday was I wondering whether there are languages that articulate the chirping sound without a rhotic!

    September 29, 2009

  • yeah...it's got three things on its thing and I'm pretty sure there should only be two things there

    September 28, 2009

  • a picture, not for the weak of browser

    September 28, 2009

  • past verb, diminutive form of 'srao'--"shat". Balasevic sings, in an anti-Milosevic satire, kud si srljo, nisi gledo: "you weren't looking where you shat". then, he inverts the meaning--ti si srljo kud si gledo: "you shat as far as you could see"

    I wonder if other languages have diminutive verbs.

    September 28, 2009

  • also hork a loogie

    September 28, 2009

  • it's the U part that really makes a jackass

    September 27, 2009

  • I always mix this one up with the pentatonic

    September 27, 2009

  • the nastiest and most memorable seagull I ever came across was Fatty. we were at a bay, waiting for the ferry, tossing bits of fish&chips to the birds. Fatty comes by, manages to ward off the other gulls and eat their bits. when he got full, he kept shooing them off anyway, letting the food go uneaten out of sheer territorial spite. hmph!

    September 27, 2009

  • check!

    September 27, 2009

  • from Constance Barrett's translation of Crime and Punishment

    September 27, 2009

  • anyway, the bats do alright

    September 27, 2009

  • a.k.a. cave cricket

    September 26, 2009

  • see alcohol

    September 25, 2009

  • 'lewd conduct with minor' is defined in Idaho as such. considering the number of juvenile sex offenders (legally speaking) in the Idaho registry (named here rather than the registry of another state because it has a handy-dandy 'juvenile' search function), the term starts to drive one mad with curiosity. what's the range of acts we're talking about here? if a teenager is spotted groping a teenager, will said teenager be registered? sex laws abound with mystery.

    September 25, 2009

  • well, it is quite mysterious. perhaps the warm stuff has Slurm-like origins?

    September 25, 2009

  • sex toy, as described by the Texas Penal Code (and others, I imagine).

    September 25, 2009

  • cf. junk in the trunk, an inverse metaphor of the original booty

    September 25, 2009

  • it's not esoteric, just awkward (which I suspect the teacher tried to find a high-falutin' synonym for and failed). I can't see a justified use of puissant in any paper after the 18th century.

    September 25, 2009

  • no, no--this a technical term. it literally gives you orgasms.

    September 25, 2009

  • my mother's favourite, ie. the choice of one brought up in a region where rice is very rarely consumed :(

    I don't know when the 'rice is hard to cook' myth began, but it is holding America by the ears.

    September 25, 2009

  • ubiquitous term on Korean packaging and cookbooks (the English version thereof, I mean). one of the many evils of the aspirational 50s American vocabulary that the early education system was weaned on.

    September 25, 2009

  • good one

    September 24, 2009

  • the kind you just take home and eat, no cooking, just a little hot sauce (not just the silken stuff, either). in certain places, you can get it warm, straight out of the...whatever it's made in. the Korean soybean is something else. it gives tofu a deep, slightly nutty flavour; you can smell it on the cutting board.

    the longer I live here, the more awake I am to the delights of the uncooked--fish, garlic, squid, tofu...

    September 24, 2009

  • mackerel

    legumes

    Korean orgasm tofu

    September 24, 2009

  • oh, but it does so much more!

    in French it's used for putting the extra bit of cabaret passion on a chanson (e.g. Piaf's il me l'a dit, l'a jure POUR LA VIIIIUUUUHHH), which is pretty awesome. and let's not forget Yogi Bear's schwa-epenthesis! in Hindi, you can shove a schwa into lots of consonant clusters, making learners grateful they don't have to pronounce 'ndh' and the like. how could anyone hate such a useful vowel?

    September 24, 2009

  • the Korean counterpart to the Chinese Guan Yin, goddess of mercy and compassion. in Korea, this is a male deity, but the body shape and attire are totally unchanged. the only addition is an awful, thin little green moustache, which jars ludicrously with the soft curves and flowing robes of the Goddess of Mercy.

    September 23, 2009

  • the five-colour pattern used to decorate Korean temples (and other edifices, though no other type of building has such intricate and dizzying use of this pattern). see here

    September 23, 2009

  • floating celestial female musician, numerously engraved on every temple bell and painted onto ceiling panels.

    it`s said that the apsara derives from the gandharva and kinnara figures, subsequently feminized and beautified in the passage of Buddhism to Korea through China (the influence of seductive Daoist sky maidens with the long hair ribbons).

    September 23, 2009

  • Korean term for 'monk', regardless of gender. I still like to call the female ones nuns, though. There is a very clear gender division and tension between male and female monks in Korea, due to fairly sexist interpretations of the text and the influence of Korean society, historically misogynist.

    September 23, 2009

  • mentioned in the Diamond Sutra, a.k.a. bhikkhu. Sanskrit: a fully ordained male monk (fem. being bhikkhuni.

    September 23, 2009

  • I can't believe nobody's plonked it onto their naughty-sounding lists yet

    September 23, 2009

  • Pholisma sonorae, no relation to Sand n Food

    September 23, 2009

  • see sandfood

    September 23, 2009

  • take me to your sagamore!

    September 23, 2009

  • this gave me deja-vu for a second, but then I realized I was just remembering a similar concept from this review: "He holds the film like a can of beer in a paper bag -- the cool sip of salvation on a blistering day -- until it is revealed as a Molotov cocktail." (review of Do the Right Thing)

    September 23, 2009

  • Nadia Wadia, you'll go fardia

    September 23, 2009

  • :0

    September 23, 2009

  • this could've stayed innocuous if the internet hadn't happened

    September 23, 2009

  • does "boozer" not refer to a person in Aussie vocabulary? it does in North America, and the image is considerably more delicious thereby

    September 23, 2009

  • we got 'armorica' twice

    September 23, 2009

  • it's a place :D

    September 23, 2009

  • Q: what do Dorothy Parker, Margaret Atwood and L.M. Montgomery have in common (besides a vagina)?

    September 23, 2009

  • the one that really threw me is 'geoduck'

    September 23, 2009

  • I find the term young lettuces surprisingly sensuous

    September 22, 2009

  • but not this year

    September 21, 2009

  • excerpt:

    "...

    My name is Humpty, pronounced with a Umpty.

    Yo ladies, oh how I like to hump thee.

    ..."

    thus marking the greatest usage of archaic pronouns ever

    September 21, 2009

  • Mark Tietjens to brother Chris:

    "'I'd not like to sleep with that wife of yours. She's too athletic. It'd be like sleeping with a bundle of faggots. I suppose though you're a pair of turtle doves...'"

    Ford Maddox Ford, Parade's End, p.219

    September 21, 2009

  • no, is good. also, points for alternate pronunciation & meaning

    September 21, 2009

  • courtesy of Perfect Stars forum

    September 21, 2009

  • Kuniyoshi's take

    September 21, 2009

  • source, courtesy of chained_bear via kuru (not as cute as it sounds)

    September 21, 2009

  • they don't call it shaking your moneymaker for nothing

    September 21, 2009

  • apparently most of those are in Jeju D:

    we're going to write some letters to the mayor about this, as they're technically illegal

    dog consumption has the worst effect on animal-human relations that I've seen here. horses and cows, for example, are treated well and people are fond of them. however, The Edible Dog (known as 'shit dog'), as if to force the natural affection people have towards dogs out of their system, is maltreated and reviled, and specifically put into a different conceptual category from The Pet Dog (and different spatial category, ie. it's continually chained).

    this, combined the fact that dogs are incredibly difficult to keep caged up (I doubt whether a farmowner is even able to sleep on premises), howling and barking ceaselessly, I mean ceaselessly, makes it a totally inadvisable meat.

    to make this relevant to language--I've noticed that in the vocabularies of my students, "dog" and "puppy" are different animals, the latter being the official designation of the Pet Dog (largely lapdogs and fluffballs from foreign).

    September 21, 2009

  • maybe I'm overanalyzing

    September 21, 2009

  • the larger quote being "like a soul patch on the theoretical chin of her boobs" (source)

    September 21, 2009

  • the original word has 4 syllables, whereas the English borrowing has 2. this looks odd to my eyes because I'm so used to seeing English borrowings in Korean attain extra syllables (e.g. stand has 3 in the K version; 'ice cream' has 5)

    September 21, 2009

  • somewhat connected to Imma let you finish. Kanye establishes confusing race dichotomy by implying Beyonce--the palest you can get short of Jelly Roll Morton--was robbed of the award because of blackness. it's not that B's internalized racism isn't proof of the injustice of the media, but she's bad evidence for a case like this, given that her stardom and pallor have increased exponentially over the last 10 years (also see Jessica Alba). in short, Beyonce is exactly pale (and consequently, beloved) enough to win awards among any number of white competitors--and has.

    September 21, 2009

  • also farewell summer

    September 21, 2009

  • a.k.a. spoonwort

    September 21, 2009

  • could be the heroine of a forgotten 19th-century novel, like Gryphoemia

    September 21, 2009

  • ho ho ho!

    September 21, 2009

  • it's remarkable that any flowers at all came up in the image search, especially given the profusion of naked ladies for every other search word 0.0

    September 21, 2009

  • and so much depends on which Juba we're talking about (man or woman, that is)

    September 21, 2009

  • also, this is the best list in recent memory! hours of delight

    September 21, 2009

  • *favorited*

    September 21, 2009

  • apparently a cockamamie sort of cure, believed "useful for ailments of the spleen, due to the spleen-shaped sori on the backs of the fronds" according to Wiki

    September 21, 2009

  • check it OUT

    September 21, 2009

  • presumably after Hanuman?

    September 21, 2009

  • I'm going to look for the CANNOT EXPLODE guarantee on the package of the next cleaning product I buy. seems like half that shit can and will explode as soon as you shake it!

    September 21, 2009

  • I mean literally--it's hard to identify their sex

    the lost meaning of this verb pops up sometimes, making things suddenly clearer. Fergie's "the boys, they wanna sex me" really spoke to my confusion about her(?) sex (and species, for that matter)

    September 21, 2009

  • and all foods for which the word has been borrowed when there is already a word there.

    for example, in Korean there is 'dak'-"chicken", and 'chickin', the former being just dandy and the latter THE junkest of stomach-caving, sauce-drowned, non-food junk. the message is clear: chickin ≠ chicken.

    September 21, 2009

  • heh. I'll try my luck with wanky young Vancouver waiters

    September 21, 2009

  • Alex supposes dog farmers die by 60, from drink, due to the psychological strain

    September 21, 2009

  • how quirky

    September 21, 2009

  • *ahem* cumshaw

    September 20, 2009

  • "...

    I'll be reveng'd you saucy Quean

    (Replys the disapointed Dean)

    I'll so describe your dressing room

    The very Irish shall not come.

    ..."

    -Lady Montague, The Reasons that Induced Dr S to Write a Poem Call'd the Lady's Dressing Room

    September 20, 2009

  • no

    that's the Chunky mystique, I guess

    September 20, 2009

  • a comedy actor in Bollywood.

    September 20, 2009

  • you know big burly eastern Europeans shun articles. noun should be naked!

    September 20, 2009

  • not to be confused with vagignosis--the omniscient powers of the female generative organs

    September 20, 2009

  • sad to say, Slackman lives up to his name by failure to explicitly connect what's happening to the trash now with the racist government policy that played into the swine cull. there's a more interesting story underneath this mild denunciation of the government's poor bureaucracy.

    September 20, 2009

  • the most harrowing interruption to pastoral beauty. as it turns out, they've got to shove them quite deep in the idyllic countryside because the howling that comes from the cages can be heard for miles :(

    September 20, 2009

  • the second, that is. a king.

    September 20, 2009

  • ah! "So called from the plant's purgative properties" (see OE)

    this word fascinates me @-@

    September 20, 2009

  • Hawaiian term for the spurges. tremendous improvement, I think. (source)

    September 20, 2009

  • one wishes the hog plum (see here) could be counted a 'creature'

    September 20, 2009

  • d'oh!

    but maybe it's cousin of your Slavic accent, eh? eh?

    September 20, 2009

  • also candleberry

    September 20, 2009

  • cf. black-eyed Susan

    September 20, 2009

  • also a guy

    September 20, 2009

  • I found Jamaican navel spurge at the neat sea-bean website you linked to.

    September 20, 2009

  • source. dubious coffee table book aside, what a sordid term (or else there's a joke I'm not getting)

    September 20, 2009

  • so named because it prays on salmon (also called sea louse)

    September 20, 2009

  • what Mexican fishermen call the Humboldt squid, because of the red-white colour changes the squid exhibit when struggling with the nets (at up to 2m in length, one can imagine the force)

    September 20, 2009

  • it's gotta be in triplicate (see here)

    September 19, 2009

  • is anyone else disillusioned with the flavour of pheasant? one imagines a feast of kings, 'fat swan roasted whole' and the like...but it's sort of turkeyish

    September 19, 2009

  • anything like baduk?

    September 19, 2009

  • money that is thrown around in an extravagant fashion (copyright Brad Neely). it's more an exclamation than a noun, really

    September 19, 2009

  • I always wondered whether this spelling wasn't an overcompensation. as far as I know, the Hindi is 'dal' with no aspiration on the 'd'

    September 19, 2009

  • cf. mamzel

    September 19, 2009

  • Wharton! oh goody!

    September 19, 2009

  • look, Ma! I'm ahorse!

    September 18, 2009

  • I humbly submit golden stomach, one from the steaming offal-pot

    September 18, 2009

  • I'm trying to imagine what the process of the encasement looks like. do you slap thin slices of salami all around? do you fork out the gooey stuffing from a raw sausage and paste it on?

    September 18, 2009

  • makes me glad to be a woman.

    I wonder if HAUB generates a spray of surprise

    September 18, 2009

  • the kind with visible mouth stitches, an ambiguous space around the circumference of the eye, the wrong angle for the limbs--the stuff of nightmares.

    so, the guy's in there with his horror animals, but I didn't think anyone would actually BUY any of them. then I came across a misguided dentist's office with a really dead-looking turtle in the window :(

    September 18, 2009

  • one had better shut one's mouth after eating lots of daal?

    September 18, 2009

  • uncomfortable flashback to Ginsberg's "Pull my daisy"

    September 18, 2009

  • next pet I have is going to be named this

    September 18, 2009

  • a.k.a. devil's dung

    September 18, 2009

  • foetida is a brilliant suffix to anything

    September 18, 2009

  • there are places on this earth untainted by the dread chillax?! you learn something new every day

    hint: a simple portmanteau. unpack and enjoy?

    September 18, 2009

  • how did I live so long without seeing this list?

    September 18, 2009

  • one fears the traffic situation in a land where this warrants its own term

    September 18, 2009

  • besides describing two things that are found in Jeju, the name of a restaurant. this is one of many examples of the deplorable abbreviation "sandwich" has received in Korean ad culture.

    September 17, 2009

  • and if you put an Emeril accent on it, rhymes with Tartarus. how many words can claim that privilege?

    September 17, 2009

  • institutionalized Bobbittry

    September 17, 2009

  • SBC: 'oak'

    the 'r' is devoiced due to its proximity to the 'h', making a lovely whispering word out of this

    September 17, 2009

  • is anyone else imagining a half-crazed Englishman hissing about his 'nervous belligerent little mongrel dog'? what a turn of phrase!

    September 17, 2009

  • lit. dragon flower, the Korean name for the lotus

    September 17, 2009

  • copyright Chris Rock, namely "ain't no strippers in college", citing "how come I never got a smart lap dance?" as evidence.

    I think it's a pretty succinct case.

    we'd also do well to debunk the fugu myth.

    September 17, 2009

  • hee hee

    September 17, 2009

  • yeah--'undone' works for me.

    September 17, 2009

  • some connections

    September 17, 2009

  • see finger-rot

    September 17, 2009

  • Plant Identity Crisis

    September 17, 2009

  • one would do well to pass the cold greasy brains (which I'm going to steal, thank you kindly). word is, brains are inhabited by bacteria that don't die in the cooking process (though 18 hours--who knows?)

    myself, I never had an eye I didn't like.

    Prolagus, hernesheir's anecdote ought to be placed within the annals

    September 17, 2009

  • let me indulge your yuck a few steps more--these stay alive after being sliced, moving ever so slowly off the chopsticks.

    September 17, 2009

  • echoes of Capt Haddock

    September 17, 2009

  • "At the sight of blackbirds

    Flying in a green light,

    Even the bawds of euphony

    Would cry out sharply

    ..."

    -Wallace Stevens

    September 17, 2009

  • English speakers devoice word-final obstruents all the time. Just listen carefully the next time someone says 'kid' or 'cab'

    September 17, 2009

  • American 'r' is problematic for almost everyone (being unique or at any rate extremely rare in world phonology). It's just that, say, French and German speakers replace it with their 'r', which sounds to our ears more r-like than, say, the Japanese 'r'.

    September 17, 2009

  • ha!

    cuisine is where people are at their most hypocritical and narrow, or their most open-minded

    September 17, 2009

  • cf. bacalhau (in whose paradigm there exists the well-braised eyeball on toast)

    September 17, 2009

  • copyright Brad Neely

    September 16, 2009

  • also Hurva

    September 16, 2009

  • cf. Perushim

    September 16, 2009

  • it's hard not to love a tiny thing yelling like it's king of the world

    that's why we keep the cat

    September 16, 2009

  • the Gypsy Devils made it down here; Oz isn't such a far-fetched possibility (this is their fat man, considerably subdued for the photo)

    September 16, 2009

  • it's a real pity that only such small details from Li are available online; the larger stuff is really arresting--especially bird portraits. Lingnan painters seem to be in love with birds.

    September 16, 2009

  • have you ever seen a fat, mad gypsy magician work the cimbalom a hundred miles an hour?

    September 16, 2009

  • most recently shredded by long-haired playboy Anupam Shobhakar.

    I'm becoming increasingly convinced that old-fashioned virtuososo are the ones who give a real freakout, Dio be damned.

    September 16, 2009

  • double bass, a.k.a. doghouse bass

    September 16, 2009

  • linking up to the audacity of dope, an excerpt from this article:

    "So, if Gov. Mitt Romney ever wins the White House and gives a speech to a joint session of Congress, and an unknown Democratic congresswoman shouts 'Eat me!' from the back row, the only acceptable Republican response is: 'God bless America and our beautiful First Amendment.'"

    September 16, 2009

  • "...

    they speak whatever's on their mind

    they do whatever's in their pants

    the boys i mean are not refined

    they shake the mountains when they dance"

    e.e. cummings

    September 16, 2009

  • though tiny, these territorial punks proclaim their right at top volume given the slightest opportunity.

    September 16, 2009

  • there are such multitudes of carp in Hong Kong's various ponds and gardens that they teach one the unique pleasure of watching the serene yet vivid piscine ballet.

    September 16, 2009

  • a 20th century school of Chinese nature painting that plays with Western techniques and concepts in order to view archetypal subjects with a different eye.

    some details from paintings by Li Fuhong, a fairly recent Lingnan master here, here and here.

    some pieces by older master Gao Jianfu here, Ju Chao here and Chen Shu Ren here

    September 16, 2009

  • I can't believe it wasn't listed!

    Besides the fabulous classical landscape paintings at the museum of art, I caught two really eye-opening exhibits from the Lingnan School

    September 16, 2009

  • it's one of my goals in life to become hardcore enough to eat that sort of thing with relish.

    ETA: it's a clam. can do!

    September 15, 2009

  • a golden shower party, pardon the image

    September 15, 2009

  • how it minces! there should be a "Mincing words" list

    September 15, 2009

  • what my friend called the gluteal endowment of figure skaters

    September 14, 2009

  • sounds like an eerie cousin of dianetics

    September 14, 2009

  • I'm with the bear on this one. tried the combo with a lightly sweetened herbal and it's fabulous

    September 14, 2009

  • yes!

    "watch out, bro--I've got some hangover soup on the way"

    September 13, 2009

  • while burqini is far the catchier option, hajibni would be more accurate.

    also, WHA?!

    also, you could totally sell this in Korea (maybe with an additional face-mask)

    September 13, 2009

  • the great-grandfather of cheese

    September 13, 2009

  • a ferry ride through the tiny archipelago off Sai Kung, the western fishing town, shows the archetypal, ideally beautiful Chinese landscape: mists dividing each island into a distinct groove of faded dream blue. but the sky is flecked not with the graceful silhouettes of long-legged birds, but thick, jagged black outlines of swooping raptors.

    (if you'll excuse my purpleness)

    September 12, 2009

  • a re-reading of the awful and ubiquitous Vita LEMON TEA. there's no excuse for Lamenty in a land where real lemons are so cheap.

    September 12, 2009

  • there are sections of Hong Kong still inhabited largely by aristocratic (or rich) Westerners--cozy, dozy, expensive beachside outskirts.

    it was my first experience with vestigial colonialism, and the air was thick with it. the mere restaurant names felt (coming out of the clatter of Hong Kong streets) appalling and surreal--"Fish&Chips"; "Burger Shack"; "Steaks--Curries--Asian Dishes".

    September 12, 2009

  • a female Golden Pheasant decided to ditch her mate and make eyes at the distinctly mauvais sujet Lady Amherst's Pheasant next door, leading to altercations between her male and the aforesaid every five minutes, no less the violent for the wire netting between them.

    a small slice of the problems of breeding in captivity.

    September 12, 2009

  • the public aviaries in HK feature many different species of exotic pigeon, including the handsome white one with blue eye-bands, and the big slow one with what looks like a miniature peacock's tail on its head.

    September 12, 2009

  • Jamia Mosque in Kowloon Park intro shot--a sign: SLEEPING IN THE PRAYER HALL STRICTLY PROHIBITED

    Cut to inside prayer hall, wide angle: half a dozen guys snoring away on the floor

    ha!

    September 12, 2009

  • I assure you I was thinking of Wordie (and -ites) during my international romp

    September 12, 2009

  • apparently it is a finable offense to squat while waiting for the metro in Hong Kong (and god knows where else).

    it's a sick, sad world.

    September 12, 2009

  • how interesting--a technical term for 'fallen angel'

    September 12, 2009

  • stylish Christian shirt line belongs to the Oddery

    September 12, 2009

  • a.k.a. 'he jang guk', 'blood pudding soup'. the steaming, spicy, organ-laden lifeblood of early-morning taxi drivers.

    September 12, 2009

  • such a glorious word merits a thick Chairman accent--yaks-haffink

    September 12, 2009

  • in conclusion, Jeju should never host an international event again.

    September 12, 2009

  • frankly, they should've shaved some for the sake of visual interest.

    what's a Christmas word?

    September 12, 2009

  • see bie for bilby's thai-related punnery

    September 12, 2009

  • the Daoist temple experience is so different from anything I've seen yet. a dim, brassy, cluttered, incredibly potent space; oodles of gods in every niche staring grotesquely from behind the flames and incense smoke, not caring a whit that it's a full 37 degrees in there, with little room to breathe besides.

    September 12, 2009

  • it's awfully hard to get a green curry that'll punch or even pinch you in the face in HK. all the ones we tried were more like coconut soup :(

    September 12, 2009

  • a year in Korea conditioned me so extensively to the sight of fully armoured sun protection that in HK, I was gaping at people--in the summer sun--bare-headed--no sleeves--shirtless--brown! more the wonder, wearing swimwear on the beach

    September 12, 2009

  • AND beard!

    summer in Hong Kong is so fearsome that it was refreshing to get into an ocean with 28 degree water! Seoul felt positively brisk afterwards.

    September 12, 2009

  • a lot of noodle-houses have all their offal braising together in the front window on a big fat barrel-like object, getting browner and more sizzling as the day goes on. I believe the contiguous method promotes a richer flavour; certainly the best tendon I've ever had was in just such a place.

    September 12, 2009

  • there were about 5 cages of ringed lemurs variously dispersed through Hong Kong's zoological park. perhaps they were on sale this summer.

    September 12, 2009

  • thus ran the signs on the tiny stalls, but within, mere implements.

    I guess that's correct technically, but I felt cheated.

    side note: why were they in front of the temple?

    September 12, 2009

  • hee!

    August 25, 2009

  • the ugliness is really the ugliness of what modern English pronunciation does to the simple sound system of Latin. say it in a Spanish accent--instantly prettier

    there's no shame, bilbers; WeirdNet is on your side. your uncle probably had some kind of tube lined with epithelial cells, right?

    August 24, 2009

  • better even than 'fanny' as a common word. there's an obscene pleasure in piling such a meaning onto an innocent name.

    "watch out, man! I'm gonna ralph"

    August 24, 2009

  • the ones inside a shirt

    August 24, 2009

  • is this French attempting a German accent?

    August 24, 2009

  • I don't know about the Korean-language TV show, but "Smoper"--the restaurant chain--proudly bears a Smurf as its mascot (photo pending).

    August 24, 2009

  • heart

    August 24, 2009

  • whoa. is he strictly an American phenomenon, then?

    August 24, 2009

  • on a separate note, why is this word on so many hate lists?

    August 24, 2009

  • later Kirk Douglas. Actually, this is more glamorous than "Kirk Douglas"; I'm listing it for the shock of the discrepancy.

    August 21, 2009

  • later Rita Hayworth

    August 21, 2009

  • later John Wayne

    August 21, 2009

  • later Judy Garland

    August 21, 2009

  • later Cary Grant

    August 21, 2009

  • later Tori

    August 21, 2009

  • later Lauren Bacall

    August 21, 2009

  • not to mention that deadly fork

    August 21, 2009

  • copyright Futurama

    August 17, 2009

  • what's intriguing is whether it could possibly be as dreary as it sounds

    August 16, 2009

  • I love it

    August 15, 2009

  • at first I read "he'll love your frozen feast"; quite another image

    August 14, 2009

  • Chamillionnaire's ever so witty reply to allegations he had been ripping off some other rapper's video concept:

    "That's why they call me Chamillionnaire. You know, like chamillion."

    August 14, 2009

  • happy is the soul grown up never having heard of such a thing is all I can say

    August 14, 2009

  • re: circlet of bay leaves around a platter of pork slices

    August 14, 2009

  • stacked suffixes of the same grammatical category make madmouth's blood boil

    August 14, 2009

  • well, WeirdNet corroborates your ravings, so there goes another lascivious metaphor

    August 14, 2009

  • I bet there's some larger mammal that loves tearing this guys up for lunch, like chimps and bush babies.

    August 14, 2009

  • in the breadbasket, eh? this is one for the penis lists

    also, gruesome news

    August 14, 2009

  • ACK, I choke on the cute

    August 14, 2009

  • paging X lists

    August 13, 2009

  • cf. xenophilia

    August 13, 2009

  • the plural form being identical in Italian and Croatian, the singular is bastardized to 'panin' (which entered Croatian vocab--I warrant, due to the proximity of the countries--earlier, hence means what it does in the Italian--'roll').

    August 13, 2009

  • if he did his business right, I think I wouldn't mind my kid going around calling himself PANTSU MAN

    August 13, 2009

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wtm7RfUv24

    Toilet-training with Shimajiro. All you need is a superhero!

    August 13, 2009

  • your plum pudding sawfly nice, Marilla

    August 12, 2009

  • you're up on this stuff!

    August 12, 2009

  • intended: a turtle liver can heal the sick (after a folk tale)

    August 12, 2009

  • intended: "The ball fell into the sea"

    but this way it's so much fuller with zen nothingness

    August 12, 2009

  • open to guesses

    hint: an important character in an extremely popular contemporary series of novels

    August 12, 2009

  • could be a very deflating experience

    August 12, 2009

  • *kicking self*

    hindsight is 20/20

    August 12, 2009

  • it's really funny because 'set' means 3 in Korean. ho ho HO

    August 12, 2009

  • hjɔn, grandpa 한's Bajoran cousin.

    August 12, 2009

  • tɕwa, definitely of the funkier variety, with the common transliteration Jwa (Swahili-esque, one might say)

    August 12, 2009

  • im. depending on the font, distressed or bulging with enthusiasm.

    August 12, 2009

  • hoŋ. Sounds and looks rotund and bouncy; moreover, I know a family of rotund, bouncy Hongs.

    August 12, 2009

  • mun, often transliterated as Moon, which is interesting as the default Korean accent does not make "moon" sound like 문.

    I've been fighting with these little mysteries for a long time.

    August 12, 2009

  • jun, a lascivious angel or tot upright on a toboggan

    August 12, 2009

  • I imagine it's used like that in many other Anglophone communities; an obvious metaphor in these times

    I'm listening to the Duke these days, and the great Ethel Waters:

    "ever since time began

    a front-door woman's had a backdoor man"

    August 11, 2009

  • I was being creative :P

    it is multiply

    August 11, 2009

  • is it a verb or a noun?

    August 10, 2009

  • Chinese characters incorporated into a non-Chinese language (e.g. Korean, Vietnamese), with new pronunciations and arrangements.

    August 10, 2009

  • a perfectly sensible phrase that sounds ambiguously obscene all smushed together (in, say, a URL)

    August 10, 2009

  • only in the home of the brave! they've got those other robots licked

    August 10, 2009

  • poor King Sejong is turning in his grave

    August 10, 2009

  • you're turning my crank alright!

    August 10, 2009

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