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  • Babe....

    February 3, 2010

  • No. The kids in my son's middle school use it as well -- on the other side of the country.

    February 2, 2010

  • *cries*

    February 2, 2010

  • Maybe as in: "All Moms are nice. A group of Moms stormed the daycare center. Moms against drunk drivers..." ?

    January 31, 2010

  • He's a real looker!

    January 31, 2010

  • Aren't I? Aren't I?

    January 31, 2010

  • It's TOTALLY about me.

    January 31, 2010

  • Word of the day in action: "I stole my brother's Converse's laces 'cause I needed them for my science project."

    January 31, 2010

  • I must confess. I am fond of the occasional prink and yaff. I am a lady, afterall.

    January 31, 2010

  • Well, when I go a prinking and a yaffling (which, of course, I'm fond of), I want nothing to do with hogpens, or men, for that matter. So there.

    January 31, 2010

  • Wow

    January 31, 2010

  • I'm pretty sure it is.

    January 31, 2010

  • Why, why, why did I click on the link?

    January 31, 2010

  • Aaaacckk! She'll be *gulp* 43 on April 15th. Get busy.

    January 30, 2010

  • Ummm.....nope. I got nothin'.

    January 30, 2010

  • Or, amalittleteapot...

    January 30, 2010

  • What would you get if you ordered Chinese takeout in Hungary? *ponders*

    January 30, 2010

  • I've seen that. It's Hi-larious!

    January 30, 2010

  • The get kangaroo-boos?

    Kangaboo-boos?

    January 29, 2010

  • iCantbelieveitsnotbetter?

    January 29, 2010

  • iPants?

    January 29, 2010

  • I don't like the ice-cream touching my cake -- or pie.

    January 29, 2010

  • *snort*

    January 29, 2010

  • I love your lame blog -- except now I have to chase down a copy of "Jim's Journal!" Thanks a lot, frog... ;-)

    January 29, 2010

  • I dunno, maybe it was the recipe. I was intrigued with the shape and color of this vegetable when I saw it in a Latin market. I sliced it, like a pear, and sautéd it in olive oil with garlic, red pepper, salt, sugar and vinegar. The texture was crispy -- but like almost-raw potato crispy and the spiciness didn't seem to go with it at all... kinda yucky all the way around. I'm thinking that a purée will be the best bet for this little green gourd.

    January 29, 2010

  • Made this tonight. Not a fan.

    January 29, 2010

  • The anticipation is killing me... *bites knuckle*

    January 29, 2010

  • *york*

    January 28, 2010

  • I like "stripe-y." "You know how, if you sit on the chaise at the pool without a towel, when you get up the backs of your legs are all stripe-y? Yeah, I hate that."

    January 28, 2010

  • Tastes like Spam.

    January 28, 2010

  • *wishes Pro would pronunciate this*

    January 28, 2010

  • Word.

    January 28, 2010

  • HAR!

    January 27, 2010

  • Could we add a "take this arby and shove it" option?

    ps arby kiss this...

    January 27, 2010

  • Yeah...it could have been a Tibetan monk cleverly disguised as a hooker.

    January 27, 2010

  • But sometimes those lists later become "open" - right? Or am I thinking of the wrong type of list...?

    January 27, 2010

  • I don't think we should measure good deeds. Even the smallest entertainment of angles unaware is a little blessing.

    January 27, 2010

  • Where you can get your arses at wholesale prices.

    January 26, 2010

  • See that is does, ruzuzu. Yinz dont' want to get in hawt water with me.

    January 26, 2010

  • Ruzuzu - what a voice! Lovely!

    January 26, 2010

  • Veddy interestink!

    January 26, 2010

  • Just takeout and coffee? I don't think I'll be altogether satisfied with that...

    January 25, 2010

  • I have that.

    January 25, 2010

  • Ahhhh. Like, "my closet ispantsful with so many sizes that do not fit" ?

    January 25, 2010

  • This sounds like a mild UTI symptom.

    January 25, 2010

  • When my daughter was little - 3 or 4 - she used to say "I'm so psych-ded" when she meant "I'm so excited." It was so cute! We still say it sometimes. Note: she quit saying it like that loooong before middle school...

    January 25, 2010

  • Sorry, Erin. My pronunciations stopped showing up on my profile page about a month ago and I'm having trouble on an on-going basis both listing and listening to them. But I think you are as cute as a button, and I know you and your team will get it right! I believe in you!

    January 25, 2010

  • So, altogether, we've got naked guys with takeout and maybe some coffee? Perfect!

    January 25, 2010

  • I don't remember anything about 1984...it's a complete blank.

    January 24, 2010

  • Well, many more of us could live next door...

    January 24, 2010

  • Oh, when I came here I expected to see that Pro had listed as a type of pasta! Musical fake-out!

    January 24, 2010

  • Awwww! *"knows" a famous person!*

    January 24, 2010

  • He mentions at the end of the video that he, in addition to being nearly blind, has tinnitus. Maybe that explains his slight trouble with the letter "R"...

    I thoroughly enjoyed the video, by the way. My grandmother experienced those hallucinations at the end of her life. She went blind from macular degeneration.

    January 24, 2010

  • (H)mmmmmmmm...

    January 24, 2010

  • I got that, it's the travis post that eludes me!

    January 24, 2010

  • I travel the world and the seven seas...

    January 24, 2010

  • Yes. Are you from Pennsylvania?

    January 24, 2010

  • *raises hand* I'll beg for a bowl full of syrup!

    January 23, 2010

  • Are you're telling me that there is a building that still has some Elvis in it??

    January 23, 2010

  • Is that what the kids are calling it thesedays?

    January 23, 2010

  • I could eat...

    January 23, 2010

  • I could listen to you pronounce bread all day! *swoons*

    January 23, 2010

  • Delightful! After 2 days of slience from Mike this is the first sound I hear -- Pro's beautiful voice! Yay!

    January 23, 2010

  • Is this similar to pantsload?

    January 23, 2010

  • Ummmm....what??

    January 23, 2010

  • I vote for "Foodie Faux Pas." Hi-larious! Bogarting is straight out!

    January 23, 2010

  • Sweet dreams are not made of these...

    January 23, 2010

  • How about taking more than your share of the good crunchy stuff off the top of a casserole before passing it...huh? That's a high crime in my book. Maybe we could call it scalping the casserole.

    January 23, 2010

  • The pronunciator (aka Mike) is very fickle.

    January 22, 2010

  • Has a brand new appreciation not only for what this means, but for what it feels like as well. Ouch.

    January 22, 2010

  • Altogether now....

    January 21, 2010

  • hernesheir: awesome additions! Can't wait to start pronunciating them!

    January 21, 2010

  • We are the world,

    We are cucumbers....

    January 21, 2010

  • reesetee - let's get back to that running into naked guys idea...

    January 20, 2010

  • I like that the goat roper is named "Beardsley"!

    January 20, 2010

  • Same.

    January 20, 2010

  • This is interesting. Earlier, I put half a round of left-over brie on the counter to warm up a bit for my little pre-dinner happy hour. When I returned to the kitchen a few minutes ago, my daughter's boyfriend had hacked it up like some kind of animal. Seriously? It looks like the dog got hold of it. What's worse, he gouged out all the middle part. I'd like to give his 'brie' a good pointing!

    January 19, 2010

  • Officially not speaking to Mike.

    January 18, 2010

  • Whoa!

    January 18, 2010

  • Yes! I'll have to pronunciate for the full effect.

    January 18, 2010

  • Mmmmmm!

    January 18, 2010

  • Welcome to the club.

    January 18, 2010

  • I'm not good at making lists.

    January 18, 2010

  • There is a list, PU. I've got it all right here *taps head with finger tip*

    January 18, 2010

  • I'm a mite peckish right now.

    January 18, 2010

  • Yes it does!

    January 18, 2010

  • also see peckable

    January 18, 2010

  • Also, gulls tend to peck, if I'm not mistaken...

    January 18, 2010

  • Mulva?

    January 17, 2010

  • Regina?

    January 17, 2010

  • gangerh - you're right, I didn't notice that before. My last several pronunciations - like Gangerh Management - aren't listed. Sheesh... *can't wait to pronunciate sheesh but afraid to anger Mike*

    January 17, 2010

  • Mike is not responding to MMR. *goes to bed*

    January 17, 2010

  • Mike is not responding. *performs MRR*

    January 17, 2010

  • I'm baaaaaack - again, but probably only temporarily. *reaches for Mike*

    January 17, 2010

  • Ovaries? Extra ribs? Intuition?

    January 17, 2010

  • Bueller! Thanks for the good laugh, bear.

    January 17, 2010

  • Shame on you.

    January 17, 2010

  • Nuttin' Just rockin'.

    January 17, 2010

  • In Pittsburgh, the slang term for someone who is nosey is "nebby" or a "neb-nose."

    January 17, 2010

  • *whispers* I'm here...I got you message. Trying to act natural and not make eye contact with Mike. I think he suspects something. When he's not looking, I'll try to slip over to the porch...

    January 17, 2010

  • What's the possible solution?

    January 17, 2010

  • *takes a bow*

    January 17, 2010

  • Thanks...I'm techno-challenged!

    January 17, 2010

  • Again... I'm beginning to see a pattern here: pronunciate, get broken, get un-broken, pronunciate, get broken...

    January 17, 2010

  • Ability to ask for directions? *licks chocolate off fingers* *flounces off*

    January 17, 2010

  • I am? *checks self* Hey! I AM back! Yay! *runs for fabulous microphone to do more pronunciating*

    January 17, 2010

  • Periods? Babies? Glass ceilings? There's a list in there somewhere...

    January 16, 2010

  • Don't forget my favorite: Psychedelicatessen.

    January 16, 2010

  • Possibly related to smack my ass and call me judy?

    January 16, 2010

  • Could this be a relative of PossibleUnderscore: UnnecessaryDash?

    January 16, 2010

  • can anybody hear me...? anybody?

    January 16, 2010

  • I pronunciated! I pronunciated!

    January 16, 2010

  • Bork, bork, bork. Bye-bye.

    January 16, 2010

  • Marmite: *hork*

    January 16, 2010

  • I just made the most excellent gangerhkinesis pronunciation...and it didn't take. *sniff*

    January 16, 2010

  • HAR! *needs to hear this on pronunciator so bad...*

    January 15, 2010

  • alright already...

    January 15, 2010

  • We call it the garage.

    January 15, 2010

  • Why???

    January 15, 2010

  • I cast my vote for bilbybuns. Twice.

    January 14, 2010

  • Me too neither....wah.

    January 14, 2010

  • Botched colonoscopy? *yikes*

    January 14, 2010

  • Before you decide, maybe you should consult the pan flute flow chart. It was around here somewhere....

    January 14, 2010

  • HAR!

    January 14, 2010

  • Wah. I pronunciated gangerhkinesis and once again it won't post.

    *hangs up fabulous new microphone*

    *contemplates aiming a torspeedo at it*

    January 14, 2010

  • Well, what would be the other??? No, no... let me guess: the pan flute?

    January 14, 2010

  • Brad Spamton

    January 14, 2010

  • Hold on troops, I'm launching the torspeedos in 3, 2, 1...

    January 13, 2010

  • 4. Bea Arthur's birthday.

    January 13, 2010

  • That's funny, I just finished reading a chapter all about ketchup in a book I'm browsing, "What the Dog Saw." I learned a lot about ketchup -- but nothing I remember about ketchup chocolates!

    January 13, 2010

  • do, do, do, do

    do, do, do, do

    January 13, 2010

  • O. M. G. This is perfection!

    January 12, 2010

  • Love this list! How about nanny, nanny, boo-boo?

    January 12, 2010

  • I know. I kicked the randoming habit a while back. Not as much fun. Harder to be smarmy.

    January 12, 2010

  • Ahhhh. So, what does peck mean in Tagalong?

    January 12, 2010

  • Well, now my pronunciations are not being posted....

    January 12, 2010

  • 2. = HAR!

    January 12, 2010

  • Imagine the conversation about a female patient in Scotland...

    January 12, 2010

  • Tagalog? Is that some kind of game you play with trees?

    January 12, 2010

  • nevermind...

    January 12, 2010

  • I have to go out and visit some clients -- but I don't wanna. It's soooooo cold and that's got me feeling very un-cliently. Wah.

    January 12, 2010

  • I can't open any of my lists...

    January 11, 2010

  • Gotcha.

    January 11, 2010

  • Great... "Who Let the Dogs Out" earworm, courtesy of mr dontcry.

    *gets the marmite*

    Who, who, who, who?

    Aaaaccckk!

    January 11, 2010

  • I call them nums. It's like a cross between kissing and biting. You cover your teeth with your lips and num, num, num.

    January 11, 2010

  • HAR!

    January 11, 2010

  • It's dry, then?

    January 11, 2010

  • *orders a case*

    January 11, 2010

  • *snort*

    January 11, 2010

  • "I love you

    A bushel and a peck

    A bushel and a peck

    And a kiss on the neck!"

    January 11, 2010

  • HAR!

    January 11, 2010

  • Good one, yarbo.

    Man is an island.

    January 9, 2010

  • Wow.

    January 9, 2010

  • HAR!

    January 9, 2010

  • I like to use it like this: I need some milk. Somebody go get my goat.

    January 9, 2010

  • A must needs for me, anyway.

    January 8, 2010

  • Hey! That color job doesn't come cheap, pal!

    January 7, 2010

  • Shoes: They are "must needs."

    January 7, 2010

  • Yes! Yes, we need that back!

    January 7, 2010

  • *blows kisses to yarb*

    January 7, 2010

  • rhinoceroses? An infection you get after a botched nose job?

    January 7, 2010

  • Oh, har! You're on a roll today, o!

    January 7, 2010

  • Still one of my favorite jokes!

    January 7, 2010

  • *snort*

    January 6, 2010

  • I'm not familiar with jambraking. Is that when you just use the...toe??

    January 6, 2010

  • Why, yes I am! Do you have a wish? *pats self down for wand*

    January 6, 2010

  • *feels nervous, but is not sure why...*

    January 6, 2010

  • Wordsters? I like it!! I feel so....hip!

    January 6, 2010

  • We accuse: "cover hog!" There's a lot of attempted cover-hogging going on around here lately.

    January 6, 2010

  • Before being caught, ought fought for naught,'twas thought.

    January 5, 2010

  • (1)

    January 5, 2010

  • Overstand is the opposite of Understand. derstand is what you don't understand.

    January 5, 2010

  • It's the "k".

    January 4, 2010

  • C'est dommage.

    January 4, 2010

  • Awwww... thanks, r! *still wishes for a stronger voice...*

    January 4, 2010

  • OMG! This is so much fun! I think I'm hooked... I suck at it, but I'm hooked!

    January 4, 2010

  • U funny!

    January 4, 2010

  • I have no use for the Twitter feed junk.

    I like the comment box at the top.

    Lots of missing definitions.

    I like pronunciations - but don't like the sound of my voice...

    January 3, 2010

  • Yes, John IS the bomb. Love it when passions become gigs. Mine just did as well... Still and all, missing wordie like a hometown.

    January 3, 2010

  • yeah...

    January 3, 2010

  • Well, it looks as if he certainly had a wart or mole above his right eyebrow. He also had a little soul patch, which I will assume to be the "and all" in this head shot.

    No, wait: I'm looking at a portrait of him on his mount. His steed seems to be smirking at the "Lord Protector," who is sporting a bit of a paunch and is holding what appears to me to be a thread of a crop in his pudgy little hand which is resting on his hip. His foot is in poor form in the stirrup. I guess the artists of the day took him at his word.

    January 3, 2010

  • Did he have a lot of warts -- and all (whatever that includes)? Did he pay?

    *dashes off to google him*

    January 3, 2010

  • me too...

    January 3, 2010

  • Often, editing is more like repair than polish.

    January 3, 2010

  • I was just a victim of in-your-face schadenfreude by my Jewish neighbor on facebook! I'd call her on it but she's so nice that I think I'd actually be guilty of schadenfreude if I did... I think I'll just blame facebook and get on with it.

    January 3, 2010

  • *sings* "Here comes Sangfroid, here comes Sangfroid, right down Sangfroid Lane!"

    January 2, 2010

  • *snort*

    January 2, 2010

  • bilby: Har! Love that video. I used to make a "sh, sh, sh" sound that was pretty effective as well. I was told it was similar to a sound the baby heard in the womb. I'm guessing this works for the same reason.

    January 2, 2010

  • Wow

    January 2, 2010

  • Wow

    January 2, 2010

  • Uh-oh...

    January 2, 2010

  • I feel fine -- no trauma. Gonna go back to reading now.

    January 1, 2010

  • A wish for peace in the new year for all my wordies, near and far.

    January 1, 2010

  • Sounds like you both need to lay off the grappa Fanta!

    December 31, 2009

  • I just started a book last night with the intention of finishing it before school starts on Monday. I doubt that I'll finish it before midnight tonight - unless I read non-stop today (I wish...). I'll make a point to note how I feel after the ball drops.

    December 31, 2009

  • This book might prove to be a terrific weight-loss aide for me...

    December 31, 2009

  • Can't wait for the opportunity to use 'peep this, playa'! Bah, ha, ha!

    December 31, 2009

  • I feel your pain.

    December 31, 2009

  • Would you settle for a bratwurst?

    December 30, 2009

  • I agree with tel -- the spacing isn't appropriate for matching up the pronouncer with the pronunciation. Sorry to be negative. Here's a laugh to balance things out: :-o

    December 30, 2009

  • I suffered through this film just the other night. I was not amused.

    December 30, 2009

  • *wonders what the limit on the number of pronunciations will be*

    December 30, 2009

  • Hmmm... I'd have to be standing on my roof for it to be effective. Maybe I could salt the birds...

    December 30, 2009

  • Ditto - but it doesn't terrify me. Mild angina, at best.

    December 30, 2009

  • Now it just sounds like one of those blanket-wrap-things for Chirstmas.

    December 30, 2009

  • This sounds like one of those blanket-wrap-things...

    December 30, 2009

  • I know. Sometimes I can't remember the names of people I haven't met and it irritates the hell out of me ;-)

    Here's a funny story about remembering (let's see if I remember how it goes):

    My grandfather, who was at the time, about 90 years old, came out of the kitchen shaking his head. My aunt (with whom he lived) asked him what was wrong. He said,

    "I put the bread in that contraption in the kitchen...you know, with the slots (and he makes a motion with his hands going down like karate chops) and then the bread pops up (and he makes two fists with thumbs up and he whistles, twice) -- what's that called?"

    My aunt said: "You mean the toaster, Daddy?"

    My grandfather walked away from her saying, "Toaster....toaster....toaster."

    My aunt then asked: What are you doing Dad?" To which my grandfather replied: "I heard on the TV that if you repeat a word three times, you'll always remember it."

    And he always did.

    So, there you have it. Solution to your memory problem, t.

    December 30, 2009

  • I'm gonna need a moment.

    December 30, 2009

  • Ooops... too late.

    December 30, 2009

  • Done!

    December 30, 2009

  • It certainly would have a kick to it! *wonders if there's a market for grappa Fanta in Italy* PRO!!!!!

    December 30, 2009

  • yarb - I think you can pick up a pair at the nearest hardware store. *snort*

    December 30, 2009

  • Make mine a grape Fanta.

    December 30, 2009

  • Haaaayyyyy... salt might be the trick to the ice floe problem...

    December 30, 2009

  • Or crumbs.

    December 30, 2009

  • See skulldiggery.

    December 30, 2009

  • See clowndigger.

    December 30, 2009

  • We hardley knew ye.

    December 30, 2009

  • I was just thinking: you know how you hate it when you can't remember something you should? I can't remember the last time that happened to me.

    December 30, 2009

  • Har! Hey... *runs to get microphone*

    December 30, 2009

  • I'm sorry, have we met?

    December 30, 2009

  • I'm sorry, what was the subject?

    December 29, 2009

  • We need more nom-nom nominations...

    December 29, 2009

  • Not remembering is far worse than not knowing.

    December 29, 2009

  • I dig clowns. They're far-out.

    December 29, 2009

  • which - I like to do that as well. It's like making your own soft-serve. I only do it with plain ice creams, though -- not with chunky ones.

    December 29, 2009

  • Day-yum...

    December 29, 2009

  • Wow. Bilby, a Snuggie is a blanket you wear. It's for people who can't figure out how to wrap a blanket around themselves without trapping their own arms...

    December 29, 2009

  • Lifer, short...

    December 29, 2009

  • PU, because I often work on publications/promotions that are prepared many months in advance of their actual release date, I'm usually a good 6 months ahead of the times. I've been known to put Christmas music on and turn the a/c way down in July to get in the 'mood' to write for the up-coming season... It's all just a state of mind, dude. Flex it!

    December 28, 2009

  • Here's what I'm saying to those wingnuts on my roof: You're fired!

    December 28, 2009

  • *runs to check*

    Nope. Just some silver paint chips, sticks, leaves, and bird poop.

    December 27, 2009

  • I'm thinking that Mr. Funk's intention was to honor words with the most beautiful definitions or sentiments of the time - not the words with the most beautiful pronunciations. Either way, I disagree with his list.

    December 27, 2009

  • Sorry, no. My books have always been a place for me to go to escape from day-to-day realities of time and place.

    December 27, 2009

  • Hmmm... Seriously?

    December 27, 2009

  • Wow.

    December 27, 2009

  • I do not wave or fry them. I just put them in the toaster oven on what I think is a reasonable amount of time for just-buttery-crispness, then invariably, they burn...

    December 27, 2009

  • I had myself one!

    December 27, 2009

  • Not it.

    December 27, 2009

  • A glacier just slid off my roof, hit the cellar door and shook the entire house to the rafters. I thought those wingnuts on my roof were supposed to stop that from happening...

    December 26, 2009

  • I'll get the ball rolling. I nominate spaghetti.

    December 26, 2009

  • I love your enthusiasm!

    December 26, 2009

  • Underscores look more like jimmies to me.

    December 24, 2009

  • I can do the shopping, I just can't post 'em...somewhere in my pictures folder is Oolong in a Leaning Tower of Pisa hat...

    December 24, 2009

  • What nuts?

    December 24, 2009

  • There's only one rule for flippin' nuts: There are no rules.

    December 23, 2009

  • Why, why, why do I always burn my croissant?

    December 23, 2009

  • I-scream, you-scream, we all-scream for ice-cream!

    December 23, 2009

  • I've heard of duck pins, but penguin pins?? That's flippin' nuts!

    December 23, 2009

  • This "guy" had a list or his name had something to do with superfluous hyphenating....he/she was funny-serious about it.

    December 23, 2009

  • There was a wordie who had issues with hyphens, as I remember. It was pretty funny. Can't remember who, though...

    December 23, 2009

  • I loved that show! The writing was excellent.

    December 23, 2009

  • Whichbe - it sounds like you are riding up on a horse just before -- and away just after -- your pronunciations here. Gives them something of a Monty Python flair!

    December 22, 2009

  • Cacciatore.

    December 22, 2009

  • HAR!

    December 21, 2009

  • Very interesting, ptero! Did not know that. I like the, gulp, Sinatra version best!

    I would sat that's a song rather than a carol -- but I'm not sure why.

    December 21, 2009

  • I perfectly poached egg is delightful.

    December 21, 2009

  • I don't find this line patronizing at all. I much prefer a 'merry little Christmas' to, well, almost any other kind.

    December 21, 2009

  • test

    December 20, 2009

  • Is this like shoeflypie?

    December 19, 2009

  • Huh?

    December 18, 2009

  • *snort*

    December 17, 2009

  • My kids said "sketties" when they were littles.

    December 17, 2009

  • Me neither, too...since yesterday.

    December 17, 2009

  • "Who's the narc?" HAR!

    December 16, 2009

  • A cadaver that is conscious? Wow. The un-dead have reached a whole new level of...un-deadness.

    December 16, 2009

  • Yes, we say frick and frack. Sometimes we say "Mutt & Jeff" also.

    December 16, 2009

  • Very poor spamming technique. *porch judge holds up scorecard with big fat goose egg*

    December 15, 2009

  • Shut-up?

    December 15, 2009

  • Thanks, Milo. Give me a ring.

    December 15, 2009

  • Beautiful! Thanks for sharing!

    December 15, 2009

  • Wow! I haven't heard anyone use oaktag in what's got to be 30 years! Are people still using it? And gator board?

    December 14, 2009

  • As an education major, a parent and a PTA President (in that order) I have one thing to say: I love teachers!

    December 14, 2009

  • Better weight loss plan: let your ex go and be rid of 200 pounds permanently.

    December 14, 2009

  • I stole this from Steve Martin, of course.

    December 13, 2009

  • This seriously needs a pronunciation...

    December 13, 2009

  • I don't know what has happened, but wordnik isn't working for me anymore. Nothing updates, my list additions don't show up, I don't think anyone will even be able to read this...but I'm sending it out any way... It's no fun now.

    December 13, 2009

  • HAR!

    December 13, 2009

  • *snort*

    December 13, 2009

  • Then it becomes horko horko.

    December 13, 2009

  • Like palooka on pasta.

    December 13, 2009

  • Don't feel bad for the Watergate, use. They do quite well.

    December 12, 2009

  • Maybe Grant was referring to brown rice...

    December 12, 2009

  • I think there is, should be, a difference between controlling the environment in a classroom (or office or subway car, etc.) and controlling the people in those venues. I think nearly everyone appreciates a safe, pleasant atmosphere but almost no one appreciates being controlled... I like the sort of old-fashioned idea of reward and punishment being a group activity (when the group is homogenous, such as a class at school) - in that the group is only as good or bad as the best or worst of them. This encourages a group to police itself and the leader can take on the role of moderator.

    December 12, 2009

  • Aaarrrggghh!

    December 12, 2009

  • try to find it on the list...

    December 12, 2009

  • try to find it on my list...

    December 12, 2009

  • Mwa.

    December 12, 2009

  • *snort!*

    December 12, 2009

  • Thanks, pleth! I'll give it a try. *scared...*

    December 11, 2009

  • Well, now I have to "F5" all the time in order to see updated comments...

    December 11, 2009

  • So is my gasoline-powered turtleneck sweater!

    December 11, 2009

  • When I logged on this morning it was still stuck on the same spot. I hit F5 and it updated. I wonder why it got stuck -- never happened before. How do you clear a cache? (That sounds like the set-up for a joke!) I use a PC, Vista, explorer...

    December 11, 2009

  • I read this about 10 hours ago as the top comment and it still is.

    "11 minutes ago, on eddma23's profile , eddma23 said

    “ sewing equipments

    birds…” more… "

    December 11, 2009

  • Zeitgeist is not updating today 12-10-09.

    December 11, 2009

  • Pretty please...?

    December 10, 2009

  • I'm a pretty decent whistler, but I'm still waiting for my microphone... *checks porch again*

    December 10, 2009

  • I have faith in you, pleth!

    December 10, 2009

  • Whew! I was afraid we lost you in the move. I miss your fresh and clever contributions!

    December 9, 2009

  • Accckk!

    December 9, 2009

  • Not if you can't get it past your stomach...

    December 9, 2009

  • *snort*

    December 9, 2009

  • Bamboo. Definintely bamboo.

    December 9, 2009

  • Sounds like a denture product...

    December 9, 2009

  • *snort*

    December 9, 2009

  • I can get you a photo of Oolong balancing the Leaning Tower of Pisa on his head if you want...

    December 8, 2009

  • pleth -- where are you????

    December 8, 2009

  • It's like a giant "under-the-bed."

    December 8, 2009

  • You had me at *snort*

    December 8, 2009

  • whichbe, I accept! Thank you. *runs to porch to await delivery* *clears throat*

    December 7, 2009

  • What couch? Is John in therapy? He probably has latent wordie issues. I hope this kad can help him -- although, she seems confused about who she really is...

    December 7, 2009

  • I'll make this easy for you: don't eat ramen.

    December 6, 2009

  • Pro - you have the cutest voice!

    December 6, 2009

  • Mangia!

    December 5, 2009

  • I REALLY need a microphone! You've all done it so well, but I want to add my pronunciation... wah! *goes to porch to pout* *and swing* *and rock*

    December 5, 2009

  • Yay!

    December 5, 2009

  • With paprika 'course!

    December 5, 2009

  • *snort*

    and

    *whinnie*

    December 5, 2009

  • mr dontcry has a 1971 Nova in My Garage. He has formed a band of friends, the "Nova Knights" for "Nova Night" - each Friday night in My Garage. They are supposed to be working on rebuilding the old rustbucket -- I mean the classic car... I get the feeling that I will never be able to park My Car in My Garage... *wah*

    December 5, 2009

  • It's sarted and ready to go!

    December 5, 2009

  • Can someone please pass the sauce...

    December 5, 2009

  • "car a mull" is straight out.

    December 5, 2009

  • I'll take a prolager please. Pass the nuts.

    December 5, 2009

  • He's bad news, that Chad.

    December 5, 2009

  • That short spaghetti would be the twirling challenge of all time!

    December 5, 2009

  • You're right -- It IS bopped!

    *bonks self on head*

    December 4, 2009

  • Nutella: neat

    Whiskey: hork

    December 4, 2009

  • We've always said boinking, not bonking for sex. If you hit someone on the head, say with a rubber mallet, à la whack-a-mole, that would be bonking. Remember Little Bunny Foo-Foo?

    Little Bunny Foo-Foo

    Walking through the for - est

    Picking up the field mice

    And bonking them on the head.

    December 4, 2009

  • Could be that switching thing is what's getting you into trouble. That's not for amateurs, u. You're something of a hotdog, aren't you?

    December 4, 2009

  • Whaaa??? Oh! Har! I mean, sarting, ahem, yes is the technical term for how to begin when beginning with tomatoes. Yes, it's a very technical cooking term I wouldn't expect most of you to know....

    December 4, 2009

  • c_b, awwww! I'm touched!

    December 4, 2009

  • I agree. I have no use for Twitter feed.

    December 4, 2009

  • *snort*

    December 3, 2009

  • Wow... Kinda rough around the edges quaint-looking until you get to picture "04." Then it looks like a dump...

    December 3, 2009

  • Uselessness: First of all, it sounds like your sauce is way too runny. You are sarting with whole tomatoes, aren't you? Let it cook down a bit more, okay? Also, don't rinse the pasta. That startch helps the sauce to cling. Next, using the bottom-most tine of your fork, select a couple two-three strands; lift them up (your fork should be at about eye level) to separate them from the pack; lower your fork(at an angle so they don't slip off) to a corner of your plate or bowl; press the tips of all tines down and at an angle; twirl; lift a bit to inspect for hangers-down; if spotted, twirl another half turn or so; move your mouth over the plate; open wide and insert the entire fork (excluding the handle). You have to move quickly, right? Also, try to focus on your twirling until you've got it down pat. No more typing while twirling. You're not ready.

    December 3, 2009

  • Thanks for the list tip!

    December 3, 2009

  • A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. When the bartender gives him the drink the neutron asks, "How much?" The bartender says: "No charge for you."

    December 3, 2009

  • *makes popcorn*

    *gets front row seat*

    December 3, 2009

  • Haaaaay... Who you callin' hoi polloi? I'm takin' sum umbrage to that my friend!

    December 3, 2009

  • But what iiiiis it? Something to keep out the sun? 'Cause I think that's totally unnecessary...

    December 3, 2009

  • I have a good "A....walks into a bar" joke. Where should I post it?? *too lazy to look for the list*

    December 3, 2009

  • Love a's pronunciation! Almost makes it sound edible!

    December 2, 2009

  • *SNORT*

    December 2, 2009

  • Back at ya!

    December 2, 2009

  • How did the crocheted blanket become known as an afghan?

    December 2, 2009

  • Is there a pod in your backyard? ;-)

    December 2, 2009

  • The painting of the girl in pink Pinkie by Thomas Lawrence. We had Pinkie and Blue Boy in the bedroom hallway of my childhood home.

    December 2, 2009

  • A PLT is very nice as well. Peanut butter, lettuce and tomato on toast. YUM! Also a fan of pb and nanner on toast!

    December 2, 2009

  • Never cut the spaghetti, linguine, fettuccine, etc. Learn to twirl. Millions of Italian children can do it and so can you! You funny, Pro!

    December 2, 2009

  • I have a rule of the tablecloth as well: When I dine out, it must be at a table with a tablecloth on it. Bureaucrats are optional.

    December 2, 2009

  • mr dontcry suggested that I list this word. He comes up with a good one every now and then. Perhaps I should reward him with another delcious treat from down under. Oh, clean up your minds! I mean Australia! You know, marmite...? (shhhh)

    December 1, 2009

  • *snort*

    December 1, 2009

  • bilby -- HAR!

    November 30, 2009

  • This is what the cartoon cat says when the cartoon mouse hits him on the foot with a hammer.

    November 30, 2009

  • We say this, and I know what I mean by it when I say it, but I don't know the origin of this phrase. Discuss.

    November 29, 2009

  • *snort!*

    November 29, 2009

  • ptero, HA!

    November 29, 2009

  • Harvey?

    November 29, 2009

  • Feeling it right now...

    November 29, 2009

  • *freep*

    November 29, 2009

  • Always will be #1 in my book!

    November 29, 2009

  • Pie crusts made and chilling. Off to bed. Happy Thanksgiving to all!

    November 26, 2009

  • Must make the pie crusts now...

    November 26, 2009

  • Send your dollars to: getdontcryamicrophone.porch

    November 26, 2009

  • EeeeeeeeeeeeUuuuuuuu!

    November 26, 2009

  • Shine on, shine on harvest mouse....

    November 26, 2009

  • Awww... How's baby?

    November 26, 2009

  • The song.

    November 25, 2009

  • This is all I know about Indiana: Gary, Indiana, Gary, Indiana, Gary, Indiana...

    November 25, 2009

  • You should not have been diving with all that food in your belly, 'nach. Also, I'm thinking the pools at the Radisson probably are not even deep enough to dive safely.

    November 25, 2009

  • *needs a microphone real bad*

    November 25, 2009

  • *snort*

    November 24, 2009

  • Robert Johnson: King of the Mississippi Delta Blues

    November 24, 2009

  • I'm planning to plant some it around my garage. It likes a lot of sun, right?

    November 24, 2009

  • Someone needs to "Pronunciations" this...

    November 23, 2009

  • my comment was not posted...

    November 23, 2009

  • I tasted a grapple today. It's an apple that tastes a bit like a concord grape. Actually, I found that it smells more like a grape than it tastes like one. Very delicious though.

    I just noticed that the very large word is now purple. I rather liked the blue...

    November 23, 2009

  • Not typically.

    November 23, 2009

  • "Oh deer" -- around heer.

    November 22, 2009

  • I lurves picnics on The Porch!

    November 21, 2009

  • *snort*

    (It's "Who's on first." No "base.")

    November 20, 2009

  • I'm not sure how to say this -- but in wordie, I could scan the front page and pick out the comments I made, or my name or words I had commented on -- by color. On this Zeitgeist list, the word and the wordie are always the same color -- which makes quick scanning impossible... Sorry if this is redundant. More sorrier if it is incomprehensible...

    November 20, 2009

  • I remember when we moved to Oklahoma when I was in 5th grade, our neighbor referred to her dog's poo as "duke." She called it "dog duke." I had never heard that expression before -- or since.

    November 20, 2009

  • I don't like the "nikkers" ending because it sounds like a popular slang of "niggers" and I don't like that word. It hurts my feelings. Wordniks is my vote -- if we can't just be wordies on wordnik.

    November 20, 2009

  • Pro! You did it! That's GOT to be a record!

    November 20, 2009

  • Yes! Anyone who ever has taken a ride on a lift with a toddler knows that phrase!

    November 20, 2009

  • Squirrel Nutkin is my most favoritest Beatrix Potter character of all time! *squeal*

    November 20, 2009

  • Soon, it will be shovel it!

    November 20, 2009

  • LAUGHED OUT LOUD at Pro's pronunciation of this! The pronunciations are my favorite thing about wordnik!

    November 20, 2009

  • *scared*

    November 19, 2009

  • Oooh.. I like that one, 'nach! Verrry zexy!

    November 19, 2009

  • you funny, john.

    November 19, 2009

  • *snort*

    November 19, 2009

  • *gasp*

    November 19, 2009

  • All of those, so called, pronunciations, are incorrect, by the way.

    November 19, 2009

  • Well done, frog! *applaudes*

    November 19, 2009

  • wordies - the_bear just had a cub... She probably has (gasp) more pressing things to tend to just now. She'll join in. Give her time to adjust to all this -- change -- . All right, then?

    November 19, 2009

  • *snort*

    November 19, 2009

  • ...snort it.

    November 19, 2009

  • Ah, ha, ha! Would that I could, Pro! We don't have the voice recording technology yet on The Porch! Stay tuned! And thanks for the props!

    November 19, 2009

  • Brandy? Check. Matches? Check.

    November 19, 2009

  • Again, on the Christmas Pudding recipe. I wonder what spices to mix? Why so cryptic, BBC?? I just want to make this thing so I can set it on fire. I love being able to set food on fire -- on purpose!

    November 19, 2009

  • What is this? It's called for in a Christmas Pudding recipe I found on the BBC Good Food site. It sounds Mmmmmmm!

    November 19, 2009

  • What are you all smoking --and can I have some? ;-)

    November 18, 2009

  • *takes some umbrage over the Lenin wiener cake*

    November 18, 2009

  • A Lenin wiener? That's NOT a cake.

    November 18, 2009

  • casiNO

    November 18, 2009

  • Good one!

    November 18, 2009

  • HAR! Thoroughly enjoyed this - thanks for sharing!

    November 17, 2009

  • For discreet tomatoes. Arrr!

    November 17, 2009

  • It DOES sound like an ABBA song! LOL and very nice, Pro!

    November 17, 2009

  • I love you. Yes I do!

    November 17, 2009

  • HAR!

    November 17, 2009

  • I'm favoriting just for the pronunciation by uselessness!

    November 17, 2009

  • The place is shaping up nicely! Feels a bit more like home. *thinks about opening up a porch*

    November 16, 2009

  • Those parents should be locked up with the 'boy in balloon fake-out' parents.

    November 16, 2009

  • Very exciting!

    November 15, 2009

  • This is tops!

    November 14, 2009

  • pro - you're just another victim of the shrinking economy?

    November 13, 2009

  • *rim shot* ...and that's why we keep comin' back!

    November 13, 2009

  • Awwww.. I want one!

    November 13, 2009

  • totally

    November 13, 2009

  • pro - that was news to me. thanks. fixed! (i think)

    November 13, 2009

  • This is funny. I just "random worded" this word. I think kids today (kids I know, anyway) have overused the word random to the point where I don't think they even know what it means anymore!

    November 13, 2009

  • This is my favorite place, so far. It's got lots of people I know.

    November 13, 2009

  • agreed

    November 12, 2009

  • pro - why don't you make us all a nice tiramisu? That would be lovely right about now!

    November 12, 2009

  • wordies: breathe.

    November 12, 2009

  • Things are really starting to shape up here. I'm feeling a little bit more at home. Thanks, John!

    November 12, 2009

  • rolig (snort)

    November 12, 2009

  • testing

    November 11, 2009

  • Uncle!

    November 10, 2009

  • There's a farm machines museum down the road from my house. Big surprise...

    November 9, 2009

  • I've always been amused by the word fireplace -- the place where the fire goes. How perfectly descriptive! More words should be like that:

    shoe: footplace

    sink: waterplace

    bank: moneyplace

    etc.

    November 8, 2009

  • I like that! I'm going to spread the word. mr dontcry has a plethora of saws in 'my garage' that could use some playing! I wonder what the spelling would be for the sound a played saw makes?

    November 6, 2009

  • *hurts*

    November 6, 2009

  • The last time I was in Venice -- must have been around 1980 -- we all drank bottled water (we also drank it when I lived in Germany in the early '70's). Bottled water was the ONLY water we drank -- although it was not the bottled water we know today. THESE bottles were large glass ones for serving more than one person at a time. They delivered it by the case to our villa in Vicenza and our haus in Heilbronn.

    November 6, 2009

  • *hork*

    November 4, 2009

  • Such as....?

    November 4, 2009

  • Page 63.

    November 4, 2009

  • *ack*

    November 4, 2009

  • THANK you. Sheesh. What Does a Girl have to Do to get a Drink around Here?!

    November 4, 2009

  • *dangle, Dangle...*

    November 3, 2009

  • Hey....

    November 3, 2009

  • Hmm... I'll need another taste before I weigh in on this debate.

    *holds up and dangles empty wine glass by stem*

    November 2, 2009

  • *blink, blink*

    November 1, 2009

  • Hi-sterical!

    October 31, 2009

  • Ahhh... So there is a word for the noises my son's been making lately. Can't wait for the eyeball-rolling & mumblement that will take place when I lay this on him after school today! *snort*

    October 30, 2009

  • Wah! Stuck at 10 lbs...

    *feels re-energized now that bilby's watching*

    :-)

    October 29, 2009

  • Oh! Before I clicked on the link I was expecting to see a doggie potty!

    October 29, 2009

  • A kind of beaver found in most of North America --except Florida -- according to the Free Online Dictionary. Can I presume that Florida is home to only old world beavers? Is it a culture thing?

    October 29, 2009

  • Me too also. On the F5 vs Home.

    October 29, 2009

  • The war that rages within...?

    October 29, 2009

  • sorry...can't seem to edit the disordered brackets...

    October 29, 2009

  • *loves* It gives a certain legitimacy to the current state of my office, my kitchen, my purse, my car... They're not cluttered, they're currently in a state of disorderedness.

    October 29, 2009

  • What not to bother closing after the horse has left the building.

    October 29, 2009

  • Well, they do sound soft and their ability to repell water would be unmatched in the shorts world... But the tickle factor could be a problem.

    October 28, 2009

  • Bangor? I 'ardly knew 'er!

    October 28, 2009

  • I don't think that being afraid of being on the edge of a cliff qualifies as a phobia. No siree.

    October 28, 2009

  • *snort*

    October 27, 2009

  • *snort*

    October 27, 2009

  • No need, bilby. I a huge precrastinator.

    October 26, 2009

  • Sounds to me like one of the points a judge would rate in an equestrian event.

    October 26, 2009

  • Sea and sun?

    October 26, 2009

  • THAT sucks...

    October 26, 2009

  • See prefenestrate.

    October 26, 2009

  • When you throw something out a small window, pick it up, and then throw it out a larger window.

    Also known as defenestration priming.

    October 26, 2009

  • Dracula?

    A Dyson?

    October 26, 2009

  • This makes me think of snorifice. *snort*

    October 24, 2009

  • me too!

    October 22, 2009

  • *stifles*

    October 22, 2009

  • I'm about to be forty-twelve...

    *crys a little*

    October 21, 2009

  • WHAT??

    October 21, 2009

  • My name is dontcry and I am a wordie.

    October 21, 2009

  • Funny, this came up when I was 'randoming.'

    October 21, 2009

  • Reminds me of Raid: "Kills bugs dead."

    October 20, 2009

  • Wild tofurkey?

    October 19, 2009

  • *snicker*

    October 19, 2009

  • *puts shades on*

    October 19, 2009

  • Um... it's really white in here...

    October 19, 2009

  • I thought that was cankles...?

    October 18, 2009

  • It's undue -- or -- predue. However you prefer it.

    October 17, 2009

  • Hmmm... a heaping bowl of steaming prewed. I bet nobody would marry you after eating that! *ducks*

    October 17, 2009

  • They probably say "coffee" because interview without tea would be unspeakably cruel.

    October 16, 2009

  • "prewed?"

    October 16, 2009

  • Bite me, Karl.

    October 16, 2009

  • Can you guys pipe down? We trying to be quiet over here....

    October 16, 2009

  • motmelts hates this word. ;-)

    October 16, 2009

  • Ahhhh......

    October 15, 2009

  • ?

    October 15, 2009

  • Kinda like calling mice "white-footed" when their feet clearly are pink...?

    October 14, 2009

  • Shhhh!

    October 14, 2009

  • Pop-Tart makes me think of that Warhol piece of Marilyn Monroe. Every time I hear it. Sorry.

    October 13, 2009

  • Eh...?

    October 13, 2009

  • Just to be clear: we are looking for wolf barf -- NOT barfed wolf. Right?

    October 13, 2009

  • Who's funny?

    We are.

    October 13, 2009

  • *snort*

    October 13, 2009

  • Aren't all wordie words dumb? ;-)

    October 12, 2009

  • Then, that made me think of "leashed resistance." That's the path my dog takes.

    October 12, 2009

  • This made me think of "leased resistance" and what that would mean...

    October 12, 2009

  • Feeling you have when someone else is disappointed in you.

    October 12, 2009

  • Maybe the mix was made in the USA, south of the Mason-Dixon Line. "It's made from dried corn, honey."

    October 12, 2009

  • Oh, HAR! Just saw VO's teeny tiny comment from last year!

    *pipes down*

    October 12, 2009

  • Maybe we're hunting wabbits...shh.

    October 12, 2009

  • If I caused someone else to be disappointed in me, I would have feelings of guilt or inadquacy.

    October 12, 2009

  • Agreed!

    October 11, 2009

  • We have stink bug infestation at our house right now. It's getting bad...

    October 11, 2009

  • We say bumbershoot -- well, mostly my parents do, who are from Western PA.

    October 11, 2009

  • *snort*

    October 5, 2009

  • *senses another promising surprise attack opportunity on mr dontcry's tastebuds* *mwa*

    October 5, 2009

  • I see blue cheese chicken wrap.

    September 26, 2009

  • Hee, hee!

    September 25, 2009

  • *yawn...stretch*

    September 25, 2009

  • *hates the ADPQ*

    September 24, 2009

  • Okay - now I'm getting pissed. I just bought a bag of pistachios -- at a premium, I might add - and a good 10% of them are empty... Not cool.

    September 24, 2009

  • priceless

    September 24, 2009

  • *falls to pieces*

    September 24, 2009

  • Bite me, Robert

    September 24, 2009

  • *double hork*

    September 24, 2009

  • *hork*

    September 24, 2009

  • Awesome porches 'heir! My porches are in desperate need of some paint... next spring, I promise!

    September 23, 2009

  • Good guess, 'nach -- but milos has outed himself! I think this is a day for the wordie history books!

    September 22, 2009

  • I KNOW! Cool, right? Can you guess who it was? We think a wordie union on the porch would be fab! (my word, not his).

    September 22, 2009

  • Do I detect a note of sarcasm, gang...?

    September 22, 2009

  • I had my first wordie visitor to the porch!

    September 22, 2009

  • *snort*

    September 20, 2009

  • Arrr! I'm a Pittsburgh Paahrit. I terrorize dem folks on the Mon n'at.

    September 19, 2009

  • Arrrrr! Where's me eye patch? Which one-a yinz (I'm a Pittsburgh Pirate) snatched it? *walks in circles*

    September 19, 2009

  • Arrr! Good Mornin' maties!

    September 19, 2009

  • *snort*

    September 19, 2009

  • That's redundant.

    September 18, 2009

  • Ever wonder why it seems that when you've just heard a new word for the very first time -- suddenly you are hearing it everywhere?

    September 17, 2009

  • DayMoon: No. I always know when the "next time I'm going to get laid is." It's the next time I look at mr dontcry and smile...

    hernesheir: Funny you should ask, really. Today, on the way to church for my son's weekly confirmation class, I was pondering heaven (I do that a lot) and, as usual, the whole concept of 'firmament' came to mind. And, as usual, I tried and tried to imagine it. Is it like the "Swedish Sleep System" that conforms to each (heavenly) body? Or is it more like a really firm cloud? Or maybe like cotton candy...I think I always come to the conclusion that it's kind of a cross between a gas and that beautiful gossamer-like hair on the head of our Christmas Angel who sits atop our tree each year. Hmmm.

    September 17, 2009

  • A mushroom that looks like a red...um. Well, you can look it up.

    September 16, 2009

  • I now have a whole new appreciation for the word. Thanks rolig! As a producer of pamphlets, brochures, fliers, & what-have-you, for many years now, I'm happy to learn of its romantic side!

    September 16, 2009

  • LOL! Shize! Bah, ha, ha!

    September 16, 2009

  • Yay! Actually, 'nach, I think the safest way to procure cheese from the Venezuelan beaver is with a ten-foot pole. Hee, hee.

    (Had a 'procedure' today and took a vicodin a while ago...feeling kinda loopy. This could turn out to be quite an amusing Tuesday night!)

    September 16, 2009

  • Yo, ho, ho...

    September 16, 2009

  • I did, I did! I'm techno! Woo-hoo!

    September 15, 2009

  • see pinkie

    Did I do that right?

    September 15, 2009

  • Overweight people.

    September 15, 2009

  • Ahhh, wordie!

    September 15, 2009

  • *looks up zeitgeist*

    September 15, 2009

  • Ha! It's been a while since I've been to Alex. Used to work there. I just remember my favorite Old Town restaurant, Landini Brothers. Yum! Wonder if it's still there...?

    It wasn't cheesey at all. A bit pricey, actually.

    *is tempted to call the cheesetique and ask for some Venezuelan Beaver Cheese*

    September 15, 2009

  • *tips hat*

    September 15, 2009

  • There we go!

    September 14, 2009

  • *groan*

    September 14, 2009

  • As I was drying my hair this morning I suddenly began pondering why we call a cold "a cold" but when we get the flu, it's "the flu."

    Then I wondered why I always seem to think of these things while I'm drying my hair... Do you think it has anything to do with the application of heat to my head? Maybe it's just boredom from performing a tedious task...

    September 13, 2009

  • I second bear's nomination. It's beautiful, 'nach!

    September 13, 2009

  • Actually, now that I think about it, a squeaker would be an improvement. At least it would add "fun" value to the endless chewing it takes it get it down...

    September 13, 2009

  • Ha! Would that is was, then at least it would still actually be bacon. This is more like ham jerky...or a really tough, very small piece of bologna...like a Barbie ham slice... or a chew toy for a small dog, without the squeaker.

    September 13, 2009

  • tell me...

    September 13, 2009

  • oh how the mighty have fallen...

    September 13, 2009

  • Ha! Finally, my own stalker! Must be all the weight I'm losing...

    September 12, 2009

  • *feels sorry for Canadians* *still*

    September 12, 2009

  • Sometimes I have 16 or 17, thumbing my nose at the pistachio counters. Mwaa.

    September 12, 2009

  • Hey, cow...who's laughing now, eh?

    September 12, 2009

  • I'm actually getting pretty good at it. It's an art, really, keeping those whites from floating all over the place and not breaking the yolk. *considers new career on the brunch line at The Hilton* *not really*

    September 12, 2009

  • *feels sorry for Canadians*

    September 12, 2009

  • Sherbert.

    September 12, 2009

  • Road Trip! I think it's interesting that John is moving west, literally, as he takes his wordie in a new direction as well. Poetic, actually.

    In my "broken technology" language, can't we just have a wordie tab, or whatever, on the wordnik homepage that keeps our beloved homepage as is?

    September 12, 2009

  • 'dunno...maybe with some 'Illchester instead...(wink, wink, nudge, nudge)?

    September 12, 2009

  • we don't get much call for that around here...

    September 11, 2009

  • losers

    September 11, 2009

  • This is a common term in Western, PA. It applies to the "white bread" group of folks. For instance, my Father, who is Dutch/Scotch, is a cake-eater. My Mother, who is Syrian/Serbian, is not.

    September 11, 2009

  • See woodwardia

    September 11, 2009

  • I stole this from wordnik for ptero!

    The most important of the larger species are woodwardia, aspidium, asplenium, and, above all, the common pteris. — The Yosemite

    September 11, 2009

  • M..m..m..move the porch?! Ack!

    *breaks diet* *eats plethora's forbidden fufluns* *is also down with cake*

    September 11, 2009

  • *rocking furiously on the porch*

    Are fingernails low-carb? *hopes so*

    September 10, 2009

  • *takes a bow*

    September 10, 2009

  • Do you have a stylish hair shirt in an extra-bad? *snort*

    September 10, 2009

  • wait...what? Oh, crap. I just started a diet and now this?

    September 10, 2009

  • This makes me think of a marmite sammie!

    September 8, 2009

  • here we go again...

    September 8, 2009

  • I do not know what this is all about...

    September 8, 2009

  • I have a friend who lives in a townhouse with a small patio area. He has it filled with containers and grows tons of veggies -- enough peppers to make dozens of jars of his hot pepper jelly!

    Thanks for the recipe, moll! I like it better than the ones I've seen calling for marshmallow fluff...;(

    September 7, 2009

  • Ummm, I need the recipe...

    September 6, 2009

  • Hmmm. I have both a persimmon tree and a black walnut tree. I think the gods are telling me to make some persimmon fudge! *waits impatiently for persimmons & walnuts to ripen...*

    September 6, 2009

  • Only seven more hours(EST)of the best holiday - ever!

    September 6, 2009

  • Sounds like bacon to me. Mmm.

    September 5, 2009

  • Woo-hoo! *nom, nom*

    September 5, 2009

  • Mmmmmm. Nom, nom, nom.

    September 5, 2009

  • Ha! My part for International Bacon Day/wordie large number of unique words someting-or-other....*yawn*

    *re-dons kerchief. snores*

    September 5, 2009

  • It would me a lot to me. I'm willing to do my part. I don't how many wordies there are -- but I'm guessing that one word per ought to do it. *takes kerchief off, puts thinking cap on*

    September 5, 2009

  • *un-dons gay apparel. dons kerchief. opens shutters. prepares sash for a throw up. checks bed for springiness. settles down. waits for visions of dancing crispy bacon.*

    September 5, 2009

  • I have a colon that would make a good argument against that last one, Sir Bacon.

    *dons something gay and continues outfitting the porch with the traditional Bacon Day trappings*

    *sings* Oh frying pan, oh frying pan...

    September 5, 2009

  • Today is Bacon Day Eve! *prepares for tomorrow's festivities by laying out skillet, paper towels, lettuce and tomato...*

    September 4, 2009

  • When I lived in PA, I dated a guy named Wally for a while. Really.

    September 4, 2009

  • Ahem...

    September 4, 2009

  • It will change your life.

    September 4, 2009

  • Mmmmm. Bacon.

    September 4, 2009

  • Ha! Cake for you, my dear. To me it looks like the links & charms of a pretty necklace that have come apart!

    September 3, 2009

  • I made my own pickles for the first time this year -- and when it was time to eat them, I opened the jar all by myself...

    September 2, 2009

  • *sings* "Oo-oh say can you Seeitoldyouitwasntflatistaaaan..."

    September 1, 2009

  • *is suddenly fearful of Australian dogs...*

    August 31, 2009

  • hmmm..

    August 30, 2009

  • this didn't work...

    August 30, 2009

  • i see you

    eating your cake

    too

    stabbing me

    over and over

    and over

    with your white

    plastic fork

    until i lie in crumbles

    at your feet

    and you walk away

    not entirely satisfied

    i slip away...

    old wounds heal

    with practiced accuracy

    meanwhile

    you order up

    some more dessert

    August 30, 2009

  • Rat farts!

    August 29, 2009

  • Seeitoldyouitwasntflatistan

    August 29, 2009

  • I could do a hop, skip, and a jump of umbrage if anyone wants to join me..

    August 28, 2009

  • Frisbee? Did anyone say that yet? *too lazy to look*

    August 28, 2009

  • *takes a bow*

    August 27, 2009

  • p-tish! I'm here all week -- try the veal.

    August 26, 2009

  • auto-dogassage

    August 26, 2009

  • WHY?

    August 26, 2009

  • I'll bet that will cost a lot of money and then they'll call that "Cha-Chinglish."

    And then the mafia will want a piece of the action and that will be called "Ba-da-binglish."

    And then...

    August 25, 2009

  • Great...now I'm hooked on xkcd. It's just a matter of time before mr dontcry calls an intervention team. But in the meantime... *SNORT*

    August 25, 2009

  • Oooh, make one for me too!

    August 25, 2009

  • Uh-oh...

    August 25, 2009

  • Apparently NOT cricket. At all!

    *having fun watching cricket for the first time!*

    *became an instant fan*

    *totally confused*

    August 25, 2009

  • vagina envy...?

    August 24, 2009

  • *snort!*

    August 24, 2009

  • That's a start...

    August 24, 2009

  • Pro - Fabio Lanzoni, the Italian model -- with the hair...

    August 24, 2009

  • A series of gagging, horking and snorting noises are not necessary when I announce that I am making oatmeal for myself for breakfast and ask if anyone else would like some. A simple 'no thanks' will suffice.

    *takes bowl of oatmeal & paper to porch*

    *plots another marmite surprise*

    August 23, 2009

  • I hugged my bunny this morning and gave her some basil from my garden! Mmmmm! Don't have a bilby, frog, pterodactyl or bear... Oh, my!

    August 23, 2009

  • you guuuuys....

    August 23, 2009

  • Cannonball!

    August 22, 2009

  • bear - very interesting. I learned. Good.

    August 22, 2009

  • John - I saw that yesterday and laughed out loud. I wanted to comment but had to run off to do stupid non-wordie stuff. *digs toe into dirt and kicks it up*

    August 20, 2009

  • I don't know. Verge sounds more like something you'd find on the side of the road than the side of the road itself. Like "Euuwww, did you see that pile of verge back there?"

    August 20, 2009

  • Ahhhh...

    August 20, 2009

  • Here are the top five things I see on the side of the road:

    #5 - Trash

    #4 - Dead animals

    #3 - Shirts

    #2 - Chairs

    #1 - Shoes

    Can someone please explain this to me?

    August 19, 2009

  • Mmmmm.

    August 19, 2009

  • Wordie is my little 'eye-opener' each day! *hiccup*

    August 17, 2009

  • Nobody is listing 'clock satisfaction.' Why don't you?

    August 16, 2009

  • *hiccup*

    August 16, 2009

  • The term is more like: 'suffer fools gladly' and it means an intolerance for ignorance, stupidity, foolishness, etc...

    From the Bible, Corinthians.

    Edit: I sould have said "not" to suffer fools gladly. To actually suffer them gladly is more at being magnaminous or tolerant of those less bright than ones self.

    August 16, 2009

  • It IS a wonderland beyond the cellar door. It's dark and musty, the floor is all pebbles and dirt, the walls are stone and always a bit wet. It's ruled by snakes and mice (who are constantly at war) with toads coming and going with the seasons. When the boiler fires up sounds like the end of days... There is a hidden trap door in the main house which leads to that netherworld as well. It's got a few tales to tell I'll bet ya.

    August 15, 2009

  • Sorry yarb, it's not for sale. But you can visit it - and what lies beyond - anytime! It's just on the other side of the house from the porch.

    August 15, 2009

  • Gayle Danley is one. Seen here: http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=102903673

    She's awesome.

    PS: This is not spam.

    August 14, 2009

  • Also, save the liver...

    August 14, 2009

  • Oh, it's hefty alright. Pretty ghastly as well with peeling paint, rusty hinges, and a bit of wood rot on one side.

    August 14, 2009

  • yarb - Have I got a cellar door for you!

    August 14, 2009

  • Whew. Returns to porch with lemonade and Ritz crackers.

    August 14, 2009

  • Take a drive along the Shenandoah Mountains in Virginia.

    August 13, 2009

  • Funny grandpa!

    August 12, 2009

  • visage, aspect,countenance,look...

    August 12, 2009

  • Howl!

    August 12, 2009

  • *clicks heels*

    There's no place like wordie.

    August 12, 2009

  • Or a quiet hope for good fortune.

    August 11, 2009

  • Bob's your uncle.

    August 11, 2009

  • The Incredible Mr. Limpet was a movie where a man turns into a fish! We looked forward to seeing it on tv each year! Ahhhh.

    August 10, 2009

  • *snort*

    August 10, 2009

  • From space, the island looks like an excellent golf hole.

    August 10, 2009

  • biscotti

    August 10, 2009

  • I'm surprised that 'slippers' wasn't reserved. Or 'Tuesday.'

    Or 'Dee.'

    August 9, 2009

  • Rubbisherati?

    August 9, 2009

  • No, it's real. Apparently, after naming 4 different kinds of rashes/diseases kids could get, this was the best they could do for number 5. If I'm remembering correctly, a pregnant woman should avoid contact with a child with fifth's disease. Easier said than done if that child happens to be one of hers...

    August 9, 2009

  • I get an ad for Confucius Institute...."Teach you pure Chinese."

    Topo would find that funeeeeee.

    August 9, 2009

  • Ali Gali A, or as I like to call it, 'the dachshund.'

    August 9, 2009

  • *loves*

    August 8, 2009

  • Whoooops! Came here by mistake. *sneaks out*

    August 8, 2009

  • I picture a 'Chesapeake Roach' with lots of Old Bay on it.

    August 8, 2009

  • Ohhh, ohhh! I love this song!

    *joins in*

    Don't try to understand 'em,

    Just rope and throw and grab 'em,

    Soon we'll be living high and wiiiide.

    August 8, 2009

  • An elderly cart, with one bad wheel, would just roll in circles. The corners of a faded sales flier in his belly flip up and down in the breeze.

    August 1, 2009

  • White flour...HAR!

    August 1, 2009

  • hard water stains

    August 1, 2009

  • Beaver Cleaver! *snort* *cringe* *snort*

    August 1, 2009

  • Sounds like a ditzy rabbit to me...

    August 1, 2009

  • I don't like this word...

    July 30, 2009

  • Are you sure it's not a "heavenly" thunderstorm?

    July 30, 2009

  • Isn't that the onomatopoeia for eating something delicious -- and kinda sticky...??

    July 29, 2009

  • St. Patrick?

    July 29, 2009

  • HAR!

    *bows deeply in front of mrs skipvia*

    I'm not worthy!

    July 29, 2009

  • Ditto.

    July 29, 2009

  • Do they ever work in....Malta?

    July 29, 2009

  • Perfect, if I'm not mistaken...

    July 27, 2009

  • PU, you are not alone. Come sit with me on the porch.

    July 27, 2009

  • "Mommy, I feel sic...hooooork."

    July 27, 2009

  • I thought is was a form of government practiced by lawyers. "Initial here, and here, and here and....

    July 27, 2009

  • Cat's Cradle.

    July 26, 2009

  • King of the Hill.

    July 26, 2009

  • Chutes and Ladders.

    Jacob's Ladder.

    July 26, 2009

  • I need to get back to making pasta... I would totally go out with a guy who made his own pasta, delicate or rough.

    July 26, 2009

  • Ahh. A band. Now I'm down with this page... *really?*

    July 26, 2009

  • *mozzer?*

    July 25, 2009

  • HARRRR!

    July 25, 2009

  • Wow.

    July 25, 2009

  • I loves me some Massif.

    July 25, 2009

  • HAR!

    July 25, 2009

  • dark side of the moon?

    screw the pooch?

    yeager?

    armstrong?

    shepard?

    July 25, 2009

  • A plethora of dogs.

    July 25, 2009

  • I have one of these today. We are dog-sitting -- plus my dog -- and every step I take, I'm surrounded by doggage.

    July 25, 2009

  • Taaake my pants and we're haaalf way there...

    July 24, 2009

  • He was a Rocket Man.

    July 24, 2009

  • Gum.

    July 23, 2009

  • *plans to mention this caper at the luncheon tomorrow*

    July 22, 2009

  • *runs off to parlor to stash it*

    July 22, 2009

  • *sneaks a bit of phony umbrage out between aliens, weiners and rotten tomatoes*

    July 22, 2009

  • Ahhhh. Wiener jokes on wordie first thing this morning. It's going to be a good day!

    July 21, 2009

  • I always had heard it as out the wazoo. Like, "He's got money out the wazoo." Which, if wazoo is what I think it is, sounds painful -- but also rather handy. Kinda like your own, very personal, ATM.

    July 21, 2009

  • Day-amn! Are you allowed a dictionary?? Scratch paper??

    July 21, 2009

  • *snort*

    July 21, 2009

  • A sachet of perfumiers?

    A sashay of models?

    July 19, 2009

  • If I have another child...(hey, it could happen), I'm going to name her/him: Merciless Wordie! Mwa!

    July 18, 2009

  • *sniff*

    July 18, 2009

  • Ack!

    July 18, 2009

  • I speak a little Sewdish_Chef. Loosely translated, it means: "If you eat the organs, you must eat them with relish or don't bother eating them at all. Lutefisk, on the other hand, must never be eaten with relish but rather with some lingonberry jelly -- or jam, if jelly is not available. Period."

    July 17, 2009

  • I'll take a Tim Curry - to go.

    July 17, 2009

  • Relish on organs... How pedestrian. I suppose he also puts ketchup on their eggs.

    July 17, 2009

  • I think we need to deal with these creepy singing hills before we can worry about Maria...

    July 16, 2009

  • He was clean off the porch!

    July 16, 2009

  • I just laughed out loud! Thanks, yarb!

    July 16, 2009

  • Okay. Just order the "sometimes -- hold the gras." But it's not as funny...

    July 15, 2009

  • This made me think of quelquefoisgras. *snort*

    July 15, 2009

  • *dons dirndl, begins singing to lure hills away*

    "You are aliiiiiiive with the sound of muuuuuuuuusic, la,la,la,la."

    July 15, 2009

  • *spraying snort!*

    July 15, 2009

  • *snort*

    July 15, 2009

  • Crappin-muggie pefectly describes the weather around here in July and August.

    July 14, 2009

  • Right. Got it. Music = not creepy. Alive hills = creepy.

    July 14, 2009

  • Yeah, it's a little creepy.

    July 14, 2009

  • "There needs to be a cherry bomb in this toilet."

    - Keith Moon

    July 13, 2009

  • *snort*

    July 13, 2009

  • Perhaps the cherry is the needy one...

    July 13, 2009

  • Arf.

    July 13, 2009

  • Ahhh, Vienna. The hills are alive, you know.

    July 13, 2009

  • That was about 8 years ago, so I think the worst is over. Foutunately, Founder (we 'found her') quickly lost her taste for the inedible when she was given a reliable meal twice a day.

    July 13, 2009

  • When we first got her, my dog ate a Barbie and a ball point pen in one sitting. We found her at a dumpster, so naturally she was dismayed at our horror when she horked up a teeny, tiny, perfectly manicured hand and a little spring.

    July 12, 2009

  • I dropped some dilithium in the '70s. Wild.

    July 10, 2009

  • Have you got anything without spam?

    July 10, 2009

  • Mr. Ed?

    July 9, 2009

  • Mamie Eisenhower?

    July 9, 2009

  • Awwwww.

    July 9, 2009

  • Ooooh...when his face turns red, right?

    July 7, 2009

  • I don't get it...

    July 7, 2009

  • I give up... how do you tell when a crab is lying?

    July 7, 2009

  • Sounds like potato angst.

    July 6, 2009

  • Kitchen slang for "microwave it."

    - Kitchen Confidential by Anthony Bourdain

    July 5, 2009

  • There's a lipstick-wearing duck joke in there somewhere...

    July 4, 2009

  • This is what you sleep on when you use your mattress as a bank.

    July 4, 2009

  • See anchored in sot's bay

    July 3, 2009

  • Yes,c_b. I first saw this type of fence in Gettysburg and have ever since associated them with battlegrounds. "Cow-high and pig-tight." *snort*

    July 3, 2009

  • *luvs*

    July 3, 2009

  • Ever hear the George Carlin bit where he replaces the word kill with the word fuck? It's a fuckin' hoot!

    *can't type this mornin'*

    Okay, I'm all fucked out.

    July 3, 2009

  • To fix what's been fucked up.

    July 3, 2009

  • You must see baited breath. It's reely funny!

    July 3, 2009

  • We had one of these in my freshman dorm. She alarmed us night after night, with the fire alarm, for weeks on end before finally getting caught.

    July 3, 2009

  • Hate the wood-drake.

    July 3, 2009

  • *shudder*

    July 3, 2009

  • Funny, that's how I calculate my age...my weight...my height, etc. I just pick a number that sounds better.

    July 3, 2009

  • You can't -- but you might be able to defuck it. Hello?

    July 3, 2009

  • I agree with you, g!

    July 3, 2009

  • 4 sets, now.

    July 2, 2009

  • Correction: wordies are fucking friendly.

    July 2, 2009

  • Lemonade, skip! Fab!

    July 2, 2009

  • No, auntdracula, I think that's "What the fuck?"

    July 2, 2009

  • no thanks

    July 2, 2009

  • *wishes I hadn't clicked on that...*

    July 2, 2009

  • I've got a fever...

    July 1, 2009

  • I think I saw this on the brunch list at i-hop...

    July 1, 2009

  • Maybe defuck is better. I think that's the technical term for what the Geek Squad guy did to our new tv -- after it got all fucked up. He defucked it.

    July 1, 2009

  • Mmmmm. Ahhh.

    July 1, 2009

  • *wonders what alphabet generation I'm a member of*

    July 1, 2009

  • You can not unfuck. Just as you can't unring a bell. You can try to make amends. That's about the best you can do.

    July 1, 2009

  • Does he speak of macbier also?

    grappa: yuk

    July 1, 2009

  • I gotta go with corndog type. Now, if the dogs were stuck -- I mean displayed -- in, say, a Baked Alaska, and the pots were filled with chocolate sauce, then I'd have to say funnel-cake type.

    pleth *snort*

    July 1, 2009

  • I see a lot of phantom sense of humor - people who think they are *still* funny, but tragically, are not.

    June 30, 2009

  • I think she's praying that someone will loosen her pigtails. Maybe someone with long, pink fingernails.

    June 30, 2009

  • Yikes! That IS scary!

    June 29, 2009

  • strev - did you mean "...leaps and hounds?"

    June 29, 2009

  • *snort*

    June 29, 2009

  • I know. But ours is not to wonder Wye...

    June 29, 2009

  • Um...

    June 29, 2009

  • :-)

    June 29, 2009

  • no.

    June 28, 2009

  • yes.

    June 28, 2009

  • Shocking, I know... we have so little in common.

    June 28, 2009

  • I love Margo Channing...

    June 28, 2009

  • Flush? Calling me "flush" would be like calling The Titanic a boat. I could have put out forest fires last night with the sweat that dripped off my face in just 20 minutes. I'm like a new super hero: Hot Flash Gordon. When I walk into a room the temperature jumps up 20 degrees. Hypothermia? Just give me a hug. All better. I'm not making this up.

    June 28, 2009

  • Nobody would be foolish enough to "lump" you in with anything, pleth. You are one of a kind!

    June 27, 2009

  • Oh yes, the porch is close. You can almost see EC from the porch!

    June 27, 2009

  • Turns an otherwise normal, middle-aged (ugh) woman into the human sprinkler system. *yay...*

    June 27, 2009

  • W. Howard County

    June 27, 2009

  • For a long time, the Wye Oak was a famous and very, very old oak tree in Maryland. It survived from sometime in the 1500's until a storm took it down in 2002.

    June 27, 2009

  • I saw sea grapes for the first time a couple of years ago on the shore at a beach in Punta Cana.

    June 26, 2009

  • You're the biggest bunch of smart people I know. How do I explain to a a 13 year-old boy why it is essential to attend the funeral for one of his friends? When I tried to explain how it might comfort the parents, he walked out of the room, holding his ears. *help...words of wisdom needed here... trying not to cry...probably will...hates that*

    June 26, 2009

  • Wow. Out of the blue. That's the hardest. Prayers to his family.

    June 26, 2009

  • You don't sound happy...

    June 26, 2009

  • WHY??

    June 26, 2009

  • What's the deal with the little box?

    June 26, 2009

  • WHY??

    June 26, 2009

  • I'm mildly disturbed by it. And a little bit hungry...

    June 25, 2009

  • *snort*

    June 25, 2009

  • I don't think that particular type of fencing would be approved by very many homeowner's associations. Maybe Invisible Penis Fencing would fly...

    *tries to get image of flying penises out of head*

    *head, snort*

    June 25, 2009

  • *Uses vegan fufluns to fill holes in stone foundation.*

    June 25, 2009

  • Mmmmm! I love what the meranguine does for my skin!

    June 24, 2009

  • Lighten up.

    June 24, 2009

  • Wow.

    June 24, 2009

  • There are a lot of definitions for this word. I just happened to notice that two are missing:

    Treat: What the termite guy does when he comes to your house the first time to discourage termites from eating your home. Involves spraying a liquid substance around the foundation of your house.

    Treat: What the termite guy does when he comes to your house the second time to discourage you from calling him again. Involves spraying several rooms of your home with what ultimately will look like machine gun fire, thus causing said rooms to resemble any of a number of scences from The Godfather -- pick your favorite: the tollbooth, the revolving door, the elevator, the barber shop, the massage parlor, etc..(OR, the car in the last scene from Bonnie & Clyde).

    You're welcome.

    June 24, 2009

  • "Put on the gown and I'll be right back." *hint: you are NOT going to the prom or the ball or your wedding.*

    June 24, 2009

  • Speculum?

    *hint: not remotely related to 'speculate' -- more at "spectator"*

    June 24, 2009

  • Candida? *hint: not made of candy*

    June 24, 2009

  • A Period.

    June 24, 2009

  • No attempt at seriosity here. It's just damn funny!

    *used to be a vegetarian and therefore is exepmt from accusations of vege-bashing*

    June 24, 2009

  • "Vegetarians, and their Hezbollah-like splinter faction, the vegans, are a persistent irritant to any chef worth a damn."

    Kitchen Confidential, Anthony Bourdain

    June 24, 2009

  • HA!

    June 24, 2009

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