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  • oh, it made me cry alright, the more so for the hilarious headline (a Waughsian effect, of sorts)

    August 7, 2010

  • here it is

    August 7, 2010

  • ah so; makes more sense this way

    August 7, 2010

  • Not mine; my dick in your lack thereof was actually coined by a dear friend

    August 6, 2010

  • Colleen, wordie of such eminence, where are you already?

    August 4, 2010

  • synonym for AWOL heard in this news piece

    July 30, 2010

  • I'm saving that beautiful piece of philological storytelling in my private files!

    July 26, 2010

  • walnut might apply.

    July 26, 2010

  • With the Rockies themselves, I bet

    July 21, 2010

  • Thanks, ruzuzuzuzuzuzuzuzuzu! (ruzzers?)

    July 21, 2010

  • "It seemed impossible to rouse the poor zib to a sense of his position" (The Inimitable Jeeves).

    July 20, 2010

  • Wodehousian phrase denoting beardedness (e.g. "Few people have ever looked fouler than young Bingo in the fungus")

    July 20, 2010

  • A disaster; "From the moment he invited himself I felt that the thing was going to be blue round the edges, and it was." (The Inimitable Jeeves)

    July 20, 2010

  • Angry, as in "He'll be fed to the gills if he finds out you're the fellow who ragged him in the Park" (The Inimitable Jeeves).

    July 20, 2010

  • I like 'em both

    July 19, 2010

  • okay, so does THIS describe something like pulchritudinous (or matinal crepuscule)?

    July 17, 2010

  • it gives me the cringies

    July 17, 2010

  • re: a pivotal vehicle in the murder case, from the mouth of the clueless owner thereof: "I thought someone had just buzzed off in it for a lark" (from a Marple episode; Body in the Library)

    July 17, 2010

  • "Besides this, the weather continued topping to a degree" (The Inimitable Jeeves)

    July 16, 2010

  • dud horse, if I'm reading it correctly.

    "'An absolute sitter came unstitched in the second race at Haydock Park,' said young Bingo, with some bitterness, 'and I dropped my entire month's allowance.'" (The Inimitable Jeeves)

    July 16, 2010

  • "Hasn't got the nerve. Thinks you so much above him, don't you know. Looks on you as a sort of goddess. Worships the ground you tread on, but can't whack up the ginger to tell you so." (The Inimitable Jeeves)

    July 16, 2010

  • is it equivalent to haul ass?

    July 16, 2010

  • This is the second time Crowley's come up in so many days. *determined to read*

    July 14, 2010

  • Is what I had for breakfast every day during that long-ago sojourn in Italy. They also come in chocolate.

    July 14, 2010

  • flute-girl sounds like a more cultivated alternative to 'lady-boy' (see skin flute)

    July 14, 2010

  • Coined by a birding friend when I showed him bilby's The Porn Birds

    July 13, 2010

  • George Eliot lends us splashed up to the chin

    July 13, 2010

  • There is an Alfonsus by the same surname as well :D (emoticon denoting extreme happiness in the saying rather than derision, lest confusion arise)

    July 12, 2010

  • Due to more varied immigration patterns in my neck of the woods, yearbook lists are getting more awesome every year. Honourable mention goes to Dragon Wei immediately followed by Zen Wilson (they only work in tandem, IMO)

    July 12, 2010

  • Thank you, Facebook.

    July 6, 2010

  • They sling such magnificent phrases on the show; I was surprised it was the first of its kind (there is one called Bender Bending Rodriguez, though).

    July 2, 2010

  • it's listed and selected in "preferences", but it doesn't show up in the "open blockable items" list. just gonna employ my selective vision

    June 17, 2010

  • it might just be Welsh, though

    June 17, 2010

  • I followed ze instructions. It's still there T.T

    June 11, 2010

  • In conjunction with BBC Food's celebration of British Sausage Week 0.0

    June 10, 2010

  • "Course they making boocoos of money, say Shug."

    -The Color Purple

    May 28, 2010

  • I wouldn't call them dreadful, just...not very fun to read (though authorities assure me there's a very good reason for that?)

    May 24, 2010

  • "...

    But in our amours amorists discern

    Such fluctuations that their scrivening

    Is breathless to attend each quirky turn

    ..."

    -Wallace Stevens, fr. Monocle de Mon Oncle

    May 24, 2010

  • there's a 'tweet' and 'like' button on them now :{

    May 24, 2010

  • What is it?

    May 15, 2010

  • the dehyphenated suggestion Wordnik gave parsed on first view as Shite Me, Game Gahit!--I like that one better (it is a brutal Tagalog game show in my...world of sexy fantasy?)

    May 8, 2010

  • Naipaul defines them as "the business executives of foreign, mostly British, firms" (An Area of Darkness, p.61)

    May 7, 2010

  • can't believe I forgot 'dilwala' (dil-wallah), lit. "heart-dude", meaning "loverman" or "he who is devoted to matters of the heart", immortalized in the 11-year-run but still shite mega-megahit Dilwale dulhaniya le jayenge ("The 'dil-wallahs' will get the brides")

    May 7, 2010

  • The "edit comment" feature seems to cut off all but the 2-3 visible lines of text; I can't scroll down to the bottom of a long comment to fix it up :{

    April 29, 2010

  • " ...

    Dwight: Dude. Who whipped an egger?

    Cubert: He who smelt it, dealt it.

    Dwight: Yeah? Well, he who denied it, supplied it.

    Cubert: Well, he who articulated it, particulated it.

    Dwight: Well, he who refuted it, tooted it.

    Cubert: Stalemate.

    ... "

    -Futurama, Infosphere

    April 29, 2010

  • :D :D :D

    April 29, 2010

  • that's not what the Old Testament said :/

    April 29, 2010

  • in SBC, it means "stage fright", presumably from the root meaning whence the Italian also comes.

    you are probably having an, "oh, Wordnet!" moment there

    April 26, 2010

  • with a bit of hard cilantrophobe grated over top?

    April 26, 2010

  • beautiful! I'm ganking tons of these for LAK if you don't mind

    April 26, 2010

  • "I was a massausage in her masseur's grip"

    -Professor Steve (see here)

    April 26, 2010

  • *thumbs up*

    I have made several curries which inspired the remark, "This is, like...all cilantro" (by no means in a displeased tone of voice, either).

    April 26, 2010

  • SEE HERE :0

    April 25, 2010

  • thanks! it's almost reaching son-of-groucho levels of magnitude

    April 16, 2010

  • the obvious potential for misunderstanding is what I love about this phrase

    April 16, 2010

  • what is it?

    April 14, 2010

  • like, "I preSENT my PREsent to you"?

    April 14, 2010

  • Were you looking for op and Oö

    nice!

    April 12, 2010

  • "...even if your chest is a boob Oktoberfest"

    -Fug Girls as Kanye

    April 7, 2010

  • I thought hikikomori went way deeper than 'recluse', also that it specifically pertained to the young (whereas we associate reclusivity with older individuals?)

    March 29, 2010

  • She was a redoubtable fighter, and strange cats were vanquished in one round. The fearless little spitfire would even attack dogs and rout them utterly.

    -"Emily of New Moon", L.M. Montgomery

    March 20, 2010

  • Glenn Richards a.k.a. Colonel Helpchunder

    March 20, 2010

  • aand they couldn't resist a wink-wink title. I grimace-grinned

    March 20, 2010

  • he sounds like a barrel of laughs.

    so, there we were, my co-host and I, ready to interview AM for dinky community radio.

    she has a remarkable psychosomatic capacity in relation to liquor; placebo effect all over the place.

    in short, what's his face--the lead singer--held her hair back during the *ahem* ejective process the whole night while I listened to the rest of the band complain about how boring it was to go on tour (read: no groupies), but really they're very happy to have done so well for themselves, being a tiny little Strine band and all.

    I hold it an eternal example of the success of the unconventional in achieving one's goals (my friend having been, needless to say, quite soppy about the fellow).

    glamorous, eh?

    March 19, 2010

  • exactly!

    March 19, 2010

  • 0.0

    :{

    Pokus?!

    brain overload; will tell later

    March 19, 2010

  • cf. zmay or zmaj

    March 19, 2010

  • this one's also sort of a fun concept...you got your toilet shitters, your balcony shitters, and your bathtub shitters--the sickest mofos of all.

    March 19, 2010

  • ...would lead to my wreck and ruin

    I have a fun story involving Aggie Match

    March 19, 2010

  • It's Louie, man! You haven't heard that marvelous song?

    March 19, 2010

  • Has the unique advantage of being 100% indistinguishable from, say, Imaginary Japanese Band Names

    March 19, 2010

  • wiki: "Often overlooked, downy spells its name with a lower-case "D". This helps to distinguish it from like-named bands, such as Downy Mildew."

    March 19, 2010

  • They're not kidding

    March 19, 2010

  • who keep right on trucking with the album titles. to wit, Proglution and Bugright

    March 19, 2010

  • What is the word for this class of hilarious mishearing, of which mathematics of wonton burrito meals is an additional example?

    March 19, 2010

  • Lazybones sleepin' in the shade

    How you gonna get yo' cornmeal made?

    What cornmeal, man?

    I like nothin' but short'nin' bread!

    March 19, 2010

  • pronounced by Jennifer Paterson as 'yog-hort', two separate words, practically. to wit, "none of this nonsense about yoghurt instead of cream. yoghurt is not instead of cream"

    March 17, 2010

  • he looks like a Jumblatt

    March 13, 2010

  • the far more delightful English equivalent of bouquet garni

    March 7, 2010

  • flapping isn't connected to length. for example, Canadian English distinguishes 'riding' and 'writing' by length, the latter having a short /ai/, but they both have a flap where their 't' or 'd' ought to be. now, Hindi, besides flapping Ts and Ds, also does the N! it's a positive addiction.

    /off-topic

    March 6, 2010

  • moreover, I've found that the phonology of borrowings exhibits a strange combination of awareness and lack of awareness. In the form "chilLAY", the majority of speakers (or announcers, rather) seem to be more strongly aware of length than vowel quality. while /i/ is the vowel in the original country name, it is a short /i/, nigh impossible in Standard English--to this end, they have employed /I/, which satisfies the length component at the expense of the vowel. now, the question is, why should YOUR linguistic system feel the vowel quality is more important than length?

    March 6, 2010

  • if the stress is on the 2nd syllable and it rhymes with 'delay', then it sounds like a good compromise between naturalness and authenticity. to me, there's nothing as American as the /ei/ used to approximate the pure /e/.

    March 6, 2010

  • a...word, I guess you'd call it, coined by a largely white 90s R&B band in the height of jiggy fever, bless their evanescent hearts.

    the full text is:

    duwajiggyjiggycumjiggyju

    I just wanna drink Cristal wit' you

    moreover, this is not the only mention of 'jiggy' in that particular song.

    March 6, 2010

  • really cool people get taravana, not the bends

    March 5, 2010

  • let's compromise with at awl

    March 5, 2010

  • I like the way you think

    March 4, 2010

  • coined (perhaps?) by Cher Horowitz as a euphemism for menstruation, giving a faint scent of literariness to what is, after all, meant as a...*ahem* remake of Jane Austen's Emma

    anyway, the association to 'wave' is fairly clear

    March 4, 2010

  • I'm not crazy--they're crazy. I swear!

    March 4, 2010

  • prosody?

    March 4, 2010

  • Aubrey Beardsley

    March 4, 2010

  • the turning around kind?

    March 4, 2010

  • today itself I ran across this meaning of 'pan' in the Canterbury Tales!

    "...'who shall yeve a lovere any lawe?'

    Love is a gretter lawe, by my pan" (1164-65)

    March 4, 2010

  • ah, equine eroticism--where would classical poetry be without you?

    March 4, 2010

  • It has been my long-held opinion that owls need to make some other face AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. this sort of thing verges on the obscene.

    March 4, 2010

  • What an uncharitable view of eyeballs!

    February 26, 2010

  • "The fruit on the island, thought Miss Marple, was rather disappointing. It seemed always to be paw-paw."

    February 16, 2010

  • or 16! It could be an exponential sequence (if I've got that right)

    February 16, 2010

  • a VERY fine find, if I do say so myself

    January 18, 2010

  • it's a sartorial sweet tooth fairy!

    January 17, 2010

  • Fanny Cradock used this to mean "it's so fattening"

    January 16, 2010

  • SBC for 'cream', the root being vrh (meaning "top"), so--"the stuff on top".

    January 14, 2010

  • "It was very consoling, he thought, the way in which an act of kindness, in the fullness of time, returns to bless the benefactor. One gives a jolly-up to a girl in a ship. She goes her way, he goes his. He forgets; he has so many benefactions of the kind to his credit. But she remembers and then one day, when it is least expected, Fate drops into his lap the ripe fruit of his reward, this luscious creature waiting for him, all unaware, in the Malt House, Grantley Green."

    -from Put Out More Flags

    January 14, 2010

  • "Basil had attended Sonia's levees (and there were three or four levees daily for, whenever she was at home, she was in bed) off and on for nearly ten yerars, since the days of her first, dazzling loveliness, when, almost alone among the chaste and daring brides of London, she had admitted mixed company to her bathroom."

    -from Put Out More Flags

    January 14, 2010

  • "'My dear,' Ambrose had said, 'you can positively hear her imagination creaking, as she does them, like a pair of old, old corsets, my dear, on a harridan.'"

    -Ambrose on the painteress Poppet, from Put Out More Flags

    January 14, 2010

  • "In a sea-side house to the farther south,

    Where the baked cicalas die of drouth,

    And one sharp tree--'tis a cypress--stands,

    By the many hundred years red-rusted,

    Rough iron-spiked, ripe fruit-o'er-crusted,

    My sentinel to guard the sands

    To the water's edge. ..."

    -from De Gustibus--

    January 14, 2010

  • "Get up, sweet slug-a-bed, and see

    The dew bespangling herb and tree."

    -from Corinna's Going A-Maying

    January 14, 2010

  • "'Sailors' wives may grumble, but the spark stays alight and besides, it's very easy for them to indulge a fredaine if they want.'"

    -from The Fatal Gift

    January 14, 2010

  • just once it's been listed? once?!

    January 14, 2010

  • I warrant it relies on the meaning of "punch" which is rather "poke" than "hit"

    January 14, 2010

  • oops! it was supposed to be freak out squares. John, howdya delete a variant?

    January 8, 2010

  • I'd thought the top was

    January 3, 2010

  • 'bally' is a British pronunciation of extreme quaintness

    December 28, 2009

  • Internet--couldn't we do any better than this?

    December 28, 2009

  • I'm gonna meditate on that and make some steps toward enlightenment. dude

    December 25, 2009

  • right here

    December 24, 2009

  • In SBC the root for the country name is 'polj-', whereas 'half' is 'pol-'. So, this makes sense.

    December 24, 2009

  • what today we'd call blinged out

    December 23, 2009

  • "I was personally acquainted with two girls he gave the time to."

    (Caulfield on Stradlater, Catcher in the Rye)

    December 23, 2009

  • I nominate Wilfred J. Funk for the most beautiful word in the English language

    December 22, 2009

  • lowercase 'tmi' is a valid word-initial syllable in SBC (e.g. tmina - gloom)

    December 22, 2009

  • it is now!

    December 22, 2009

  • your (cranky, full-lipped penguin) robot

    December 21, 2009

  • not to be confused with bzooty, though of course they are known to go together rather well.

    December 21, 2009

  • a quadruple-whammy from Phyllis Chesler's big facepalm of a dissertation, Women & Madness.

    December 21, 2009

  • I'll do my best--this is hairy without LING terminology.

    in an imaginary language with 5 consonants, say, you could have two different types of 't' and 3 different types of 'p', or, on the other end of the spectrum, each of the 5 in totally different places (e.g. one is bilabial, one is dental, one is velar, one is uvular and the last a totally different manner of articulation--non-pulmonic, such as a click). while the first situation describes a consonant class which is the most natural for our mouths to create, it's actually harder on the brain to contrast them with one another; a set with consonants which are very different from each other is easier. does that make sense? distinguishing 'pa' from 'ba' (which is, by the way, really hard for a lot of language groups) is more difficult than distinguishing, say, 'ta' from '!a'

    there are different axes of ease and difficulty in the human linguistic process. something which is intuitive and simple on one level creates problems on another level, and vice versa.

    December 21, 2009

  • I've seen certain Japanese-speaking students make their Ds like Ð; even more mysterious (in that asking why lent litle clarification). Very confusing to me personally, if not other teachers, in that Ð is a different phoneme in Bosnian

    December 21, 2009

  • the human mouth is also naturally inclined toward contrastivity, though--it's necessary to reach outside the 'unmarked' places of articulation to make as many clear distinctions between sounds as possible, if that makes sense.

    December 21, 2009

  • my ophyron is a little hollow. is that normal?

    December 20, 2009

  • One of the pitfalls to avoid when making paneer. Recipes stress the necessity of a purely washed cloth for straining purposes.

    December 20, 2009

  • why, thank you! some of the more consonant soupy SBC words look horrific to the English eye and need to be heard to be salvaged.

    so, are you another Euroslavian?

    December 20, 2009

  • or Wenty, Witty, Wiki?

    December 20, 2009

  • "When sucka MCs try to chump my style

    I let them know I'm versatile"

    December 20, 2009

  • JEsus

    I mean, seriously--JEsus CHRIST

    *reason fails, mind implodes, Satan's kingdom upon the earth &c.*

    December 19, 2009

  • "I hope you don’t mind the off color lingo

    But is that a pee spot atop your bajingo?"

    -Pooh the Piglet, via Go Fug Yourself, addressing Pam Anderson

    December 19, 2009

  • questionable transcription

    December 18, 2009

  • a word more beautiful than what it describes (as far as flowers go, anyway)

    December 18, 2009

  • looking up purpura separately, though, is distinctly unromantic

    December 17, 2009

  • by far my favourite emotion, in fact it runs through Yugo veins--nay, gallops

    December 17, 2009

  • then you'd have access to some of this panty bicycle/queen-shitting? with photos?

    December 17, 2009

  • the eye flies to "panty bicycle; naked girls from squamish" in the sole text example. congratulations, Wordnik--you've justified yourself to me!!

    December 17, 2009

  • how sweet you sound, and how attractive you make everyone who plays you.

    there's no beating floor lyres for aesthetic impact.

    December 15, 2009

  • ie. covered with, e.g. "I'm all over spots". very British

    December 14, 2009

  • "Well", while correct, is so unnatural--in North American speech, at least--that I feel awkward teaching my students to say it in reply to "How are you?", going so far as to try to avoid the question altogether.

    December 14, 2009

  • The incident of Canadian pair figure skaters Sale & Pelletier being "robbed" of Olympic gold by them wily Ruskis. After a LOT of palaver and too-close-for-comfort investigation into the judges' decisions, they released a second gold medal for pair skating that year. The old judging system was dumped and a new one instated after Skategate.

    December 14, 2009

  • after 'serpent', connected by the Greek motorway to "herpes"?

    December 13, 2009

  • Tila Tequila's job title

    December 13, 2009

  • 1) I thought it was chocha? Cho-cho is a hard-done-by literary heroine, innit?

    2) This is a problem of the English language itself. There are no garden-variety words to describe genitalia--the elevator stops at the clinical, vulgar and ludicrous only.

    December 13, 2009

  • in all of character map, I couldn't find ONE thumbs-up squiggle.

    December 13, 2009

  • Popeye was here

    December 13, 2009

  • I've been trying to dig for the name of the thing ever since, to no avail :{

    you make light now, but a glimpse of the mustachioed WASP protagonist bulging out of his slacks is enough to turn one into a passionate advocate of sporing

    December 12, 2009

  • ...and she is come to bring the jest full circle

    *heads solemnly bowed*

    December 12, 2009

  • best/worst euphemism for pregnancy ever, heard on a rotten 70s Canadian (!!) sex farce

    December 10, 2009

  • who's to say that isn't exactly what they call, say, club bouncers on the subcontinent, though?

    December 10, 2009

  • the etymology, to boot (if wikipedia can be trusted) has nothing to with Hindi--deriving "from the Shoshone word 'tcaxxwal' or Cahuilla 'caxwal', transcribed by Spaniards as 'chacahuala'"

    December 10, 2009

  • ie. diamonds

    December 10, 2009

  • "If you hadn't done what you did we'd be a thousand dollars to the gravy right now!"

    -Castor Oyl

    December 10, 2009

  • ie. pearls

    December 10, 2009

  • excellent name for a Shakespeare clown

    December 9, 2009

  • the text example implies this is the plural of 'albumen'--can anyone corroborate?

    December 9, 2009

  • It was in Auchtermuchty, wannit?

    December 8, 2009

  • god made it funky

    December 8, 2009

  • absolutely right. ramyun is where it's at

    December 6, 2009

  • erotica + pottery? Internet putrescence, I rather think. Happy Breastmas!

    December 6, 2009

  • Grinches are in season right about now

    December 5, 2009

  • if pronunciation of "speak" is what we're going by, this applies to loads of language groups, though actually, not Spanish speakers, given 's' isn't acceptable word-initially in Spanish.

    though I suppose one can't expect a high standard of linguistics in the field of racial prejudice.

    December 5, 2009

  • I've heard "car mull" more often than "car a mull"

    December 5, 2009

  • an interesting romanization of what I have heretofore seen as sabzi

    December 4, 2009

  • I'm sure they're very nummy, but then Marilyn is, too--try 'er out

    December 4, 2009

  • Speaking of which, what happened to the profile link that allows us to view a user's comments?

    December 4, 2009

  • this conversation makes vegemite sound intriguing, exciting even

    December 4, 2009

  • you haven't seen Gentlemen Prefer Blondes?!

    FOR SHAME

    December 4, 2009

  • "bye-bye, baby

    remember you're my baby

    when they give you the eye

    though I know you care

    won't you write and declare

    that though on the loose

    you are still on the square?"

    December 4, 2009

  • while T-T's tears are blinding, j-j bawls with its eyes wide open to the horror

    December 3, 2009

  • according to the other verses, it might be "huggee and kissee nice" :{

    December 3, 2009

  • a local business school thought this would be a good acronym for its internship program o.0

    December 3, 2009

  • ...Back in Nagasaki

    Where the fellers chew tobaccy

    And the women wicky-wacky-woo

    -Dixon & Warren, "Nagasaki"

    December 3, 2009

  • a fatcat always smokes a fat seegar

    December 3, 2009

  • The character of spaghetti is compromised by cutting, it seems to me. There are plenty of short pastas out there, after all--why not eat those?

    December 2, 2009

  • also stoled

    December 2, 2009

  • "You sure smacked 'em permanent, Popeye!"

    "I always smacks 'em pernament"

    December 2, 2009

  • 'has no scruples'. this usage shows up in Grease: "You got your crust, I'm no object of lust--I'm just plain Sandra Dee"

    December 2, 2009

  • ie. shut your filthy clam

    December 2, 2009

  • to turn down. also give the gate (to)

    December 2, 2009

  • "The ship's in shipshape shape"

    -from Some Like it Hot

    December 2, 2009

  • meaning, "I don't give a rat's clacker" (which latter is still one of the most disgusting-hypnotic phrases I've seen)

    December 2, 2009

  • not to be confused with in bed with the law

    December 2, 2009

  • surely the most thematic exclamation in Popeye comics

    December 2, 2009

  • as in "onct I crack 'em, they stay cracked" (referring to a sock upon yer button)

    December 2, 2009

  • I passed by Chuckanut Dr. near the US-Canada border

    December 1, 2009

  • According to my grammaticality judgement, both "The series were on for years before being cancelled" and "The series was on for years before being cancelled" check out fine

    December 1, 2009

  • AAAND it's back from the 16th century, everyone!

    November 28, 2009

  • cf. fuckler, a demon from the brain of Babycakes

    November 28, 2009

  • I thought Assniiga was the 800-hour oral epic of the Lappish foothills

    November 28, 2009

  • nutty and bacon-like? that's a bit of an overload

    I'd really like to be hardcore enough to eat a bug, but the only way it's gonna happen is if they start cutting bread flour with ground crickets on the sly

    PS: PU, I'm ganking that one for "Just because..."

    November 28, 2009

  • in one of L.M. Montgomery's Anne volumes, the titular heroine fights a local battle, coaxing a fatcat out of painting an ad for some tonic or other onto the fence along the main road. so, the first wave of large-scale advertising is successfully beaten back. reading this scene from the 21st century is heartbreaking; little did she know just how ugly it would get :(

    November 28, 2009

  • sometimes I can't help but conclude that the advertising universe is run and staffed by more advanced amoebozoa

    November 28, 2009

  • at first glance I thought it was frinking cheese. d'oh

    November 27, 2009

  • unctious ochre

    November 27, 2009

  • Castor Oyl: Why POPEYE! I thought you were SHOT!!!

    P: Whatcher think these is, button holes?

    November 27, 2009

  • gonna for the quainter set

    November 27, 2009

  • that is, cashola

    November 27, 2009

  • to say the least!

    November 27, 2009

  • hey--have you been to Regretsy? Oddery foddery, man (lemonade cow, anyone? Jesus' feet and shroud, with tiny stigmata dimples?)

    November 27, 2009

  • As seen here, sweet dear Jesus

    November 27, 2009

  • "She may be a brainy bird, but I've got a few under the hat myself"

    -Castor Oyl

    November 26, 2009

  • ow-->o before r in English; in fact, the other diphthongs turn to full vowels in this context as well (though you can articulate 'flour' and 'fire', say, as one-syllable words, producing a diphthong-r sequence--but that's another kettle of fish)

    November 26, 2009

  • you'd think someone who had it in them to steal would also be capable of eating others' lickings.

    November 26, 2009

  • "heave a brick"?

    "ether brick"? :/

    "Eva Brück"?

    I'm stuck on this one.

    November 26, 2009

  • I call spoof

    November 26, 2009

  • that cheese and Gs should both be AAVE colloquialisms for money is one of my favourite coincidences

    November 25, 2009

  • if I were named after great-granny A'lelia, I wouldn't marry a Bundles into the bargain. or maybe that would be the ultimate form of sticking it to the man.

    November 25, 2009

  • an innapropriate sort of romanization, in that it makes what ought never to sound...cute (like a diminutive item of furniture or perhaps a dessert)

    I had hoped it was just Naipaul being creative, but plenty of precedent for this form exists, as it turns out.

    November 25, 2009

  • it was Vulturo--whose name just came back to me--and I like to think he means far worse than 'nitwit'

    November 25, 2009

  • looking at demonyms (if that's the word) like aleman and chinee next to ones like european and japanese, one wonders if these are two separate semantic categories within botany

    November 25, 2009

  • All her harvest buttoned in

    All her ornaments untried

    Waiting for the paladin

    Prosperous and ocean-eyed

    Who shall rub her secrets out

    And behold the hinted bride

    -from "The Anniad"

    November 25, 2009

  • Ctrl + F and all will be revealed

    November 25, 2009

  • a dirty word not yet defined on Urban Dictionary...intriguing

    November 25, 2009

  • "Caca was very popular. It was almost as popular as the graveyard"

    -from Brad Neely's "Bible History #1"

    November 25, 2009

  • "I was in Zurich last week, you nit!"

    -Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law

    It's a pity this corollary to the "louse" insult didn't come in til the 21st century. I, for one, plan to use it at the earliest opportunity.

    November 25, 2009

  • "fork you, 2009!" is the marquee in my brain (because IR no good at numerico-abbreviation puzzles)

    November 25, 2009

  • while appearing to be a precursor of 'renegade' in that precise old-timey "it used to be like this but now we spell it differently" way, it's a different word with a different etymology, according to my dabblings. hm!

    November 25, 2009

  • the more intuitive compound would be meatclear, I somehow think

    November 22, 2009

  • SBC: "the willow shakes upon the hill".

    November 22, 2009

  • ha! the literary and the banal follow close upon each other's heels

    November 21, 2009

  • I need that second one from the top erased :(

    November 21, 2009

  • my first reading is invariably 'Vani she done', a la "Mistah Kurtz, he dead"--even after a year on Wordie

    that is to say, it's not as undistinguished as all that

    November 21, 2009

  • ohh

    November 20, 2009

  • diacritic SOUP! I don't think I've ever yet slain me so hard

    November 20, 2009

  • It's not working

    November 20, 2009

  • French, lit. "wee bag o'spices". The mystery ingredient in Phở stock; imperceptible but absolutely crucial.

    On a side note, how do we bracket nowadays?

    November 20, 2009

  • "As a matter of fact, in the Southwest the Mexican and Indian population resort to the Nopal (that is, the flat-jointed sort of Opuntia) not only for the tuna fruit, as described in a previous chapter, but also for the succulent flesh of the stem, which may be made to do duty as a vegetable."

    -from Useful Wild Plants Of The United States And Canada by Charles Francis Saunders

    November 20, 2009

  • Not as Drug-Related as They Sound

    November 20, 2009

  • but of course. I noted yours long ago

    November 20, 2009

  • at any rate, Anne of Green Gables led me to believe this is a legitimate animal name

    November 20, 2009

  • Sounds like a fine fate

    November 16, 2009

  • Of 'that little coquette Katrina':

    "She was a blooming lass of fresh eighteen; plump as a patridge; ripe and melting and rosy-cheeked as one of her father's peaches"

    -Irving, The Legend of Sleepy Hollow

    I'm intrigued by the 'one ass, two chairs' approach to metaphors of objectification here. A patridge--ie. game--AND a neatly domesticated fruit!

    November 16, 2009

  • Lady Gaga's custom coda of self-justification (as seen here). I'm not wrong, I'm free also tickles the humerus

    November 15, 2009

  • If Chubby and Chuck got married, they wouldn't need a hyphen for the surname

    November 13, 2009

  • I enjoy this coinage for its delightful disregard for the CV liaison purpose of the a- prefix

    November 13, 2009

  • '...

    And I sez to meself as the ship she rolled,

    "O Caribbee! O Barbaree!

    O shores of South Amerikee!

    O, never go there: if the truth be told,

    You'll get more kicks than Spanish gold."'

    -excerpt from "Spanish Gold", within The Magic Pudding

    November 13, 2009

  • a.k.a. spanky pants

    November 9, 2009

  • sorry, bilby--my inquiries re: hyeonmi have been fruitless. the literal meaning is 'puffy rice', but I can't quite figure out a slangy direction from there. 'dwenjang', for example (lit. 'soybean paste') means 'golddigger' or 'high-maintenance girlfriend' idiomatically, so you can see the connections are quite abstruse.

    November 6, 2009

  • in my experience, a manouver wherein a drunken Korean major insists your boyfriend link arms with him in order for drinks to be mutually poured down throats

    but I bet it has a wider application

    October 31, 2009

  • It's gonna make you d'oh when the truth is out is all I'm gonna say.

    October 31, 2009

  • intrigué!

    October 31, 2009

  • huzzah

    October 31, 2009

  • is it anything like regurgitalith?

    October 31, 2009

  • according to image search, it's also "The Elvis of Fonts"

    October 31, 2009

  • Hindi: "rose". from it is derived gulabi, meaning "pink". it's the same in SBC: "rose" is ruža and "pink" is ruži�?asto

    I wonder how many other languages have this derivation scheme

    October 31, 2009

  • they say it's a variant of joukery pawkery

    October 31, 2009

  • I once heard it pronounced "goach", which is the goachest thing one can do

    October 30, 2009

  • is there an umbrella term for these delusions having to do with duplication? a lot of the conditions on the list are variations on a theme

    October 30, 2009

  • "Dear Diary,

    We are complicated things."

    -Babycakes

    October 30, 2009

  • one of the scariest compulsions, with its nightmarish image of swollen, be-plucked eyelids

    October 30, 2009

  • the decisive dish in a battle between Iron Chef French and the Californian challenger. much to everyone's surprise, the latter's bisque was superior. the shock the judging panel showed at this turn of events was intriguing, seeming to encode an initial assumption that the exquisiteness of such a dish was beyond the crude sensibility of an American. all parties showed face and dignity at this awkward cultural junction, the judges smiling through their disbelief, the victor managing despite clenched teeth to give the final interview, and the vanquished maintaing good-natured silence.

    in short, the Bisque Battle remains one for the vaults for the cultural analyst.

    October 30, 2009

  • with a small enough dog, it could probably be both (potty and igloo, that is). I hear the tiny yappy kinds are very hard to house-train

    October 30, 2009

  • I like the strangely meaningful sequences that emerge from this list. "flood plain...fiber optic...false alarm", for example, has a certain poetry

    October 30, 2009

  • heh--mucilagenous was the one it sounded closest to to me (e.g. "I've got an umbragenous growth on the brain")

    if umbragella is the shield in an umbraglio, what's the weapon? will a hearty umbreugneu do?

    perhaps we can contrast the phony umbraglio with a genuine call to umbrage

    October 30, 2009

  • the precise "no, I want you to pet me here, not that other place 30cm away" brand being in evidence this evening -_-

    October 30, 2009

  • image search suggests the meaning has changed somewhat

    October 29, 2009

  • I'm experimenting with the imaginary paradigm. 'umbragenous' sounds sort of disgusting whereas 'umbrageous' is a clean-sounding word. there's umbrager (sounds close to 'dowager'), tres umbragé, umbraglio &c &c

    October 29, 2009

  • this is one of the lists that makes me lament the all-smallcaps Wordie entry restrictions. you just can't put on "SWEET STUFF FOR SALE" or "Winnie the Pooh TIE"

    October 29, 2009

  • at least twice as expensive as firecrackers with no criminal record

    October 29, 2009

  • some poor chump paid 130 bucks for this thing

    October 29, 2009

  • I scratched my head at least twice on this one

    October 29, 2009

  • this could be a new Sailormoon attack under favourable circumstances

    October 29, 2009

  • 'So the one-legged jockey says--'

    'What'd he say?'

    'So the one-legged jockey says, "Don't worry about me, baby--I ride side-saddle!"'

    October 29, 2009

  • Interawareness Sex Day might also be good

    October 29, 2009

  • it's also a verb! how delightful--"Hold on, I gotta zoutch. I'll call you back"

    October 29, 2009

  • read twice before objecting, please! presumptuous umbrage on Wordie really ruins my day.

    I don't like the thought, rolig, that while it may occur to you that I _might_ disdain bigots, there's always that 'evidence' that could turn the needle over to the other side.

    October 29, 2009

  • I was going to include you in the list, reesetee--but I didn't want to be presumptuous.

    -_- is not abstruse in my circles; it's a pretty standard pictorial representation of a headdesk or "oh, brother". let me also point out the phrase new word bandied around by bigots in the original comment.

    it's sort of beneath any Wordie to consider it consistent with another Wordie's character to self-identify as a bigot...I hope.

    October 29, 2009

  • I ought to put it into quotation marks next time for the c_bs and roligs of the world, eh?

    October 29, 2009

  • the etymology lends a bizarre significance to The Ganymede Club for gentlemen's personal gentlemen

    October 29, 2009

  • hee

    October 29, 2009

  • do you--y'all--also object to fairly obvious sarcasm?

    I make the bold suggestion that taking upon oneself the work of noting/policing (in a fairly low-key capacity, granted) offensive Wordie content can be an impediment to thorough reading comprehension.

    October 28, 2009

  • new word bandied around by bigots on Youtube (yeah, I know--great place to follow 'discussion') to describe those pussies who are letting their country get taken over by the Islamic Agenda -_-

    October 28, 2009

  • More Delicious Than They Sound

    October 28, 2009

  • *favorited*

    October 28, 2009

  • re: cardamom ("Both Scandinavian and Middle Eastern at the same time")

    October 28, 2009

  • never went anywhere, poor thing. there should be a place we dump Extreme Slang Failures

    October 28, 2009

  • hah!

    October 28, 2009

  • and would Dweebles dwabble?

    October 28, 2009

  • ah so--the NZ equivalent of hork

    October 28, 2009

  • 'shog along, then--buncha hooligans'

    October 28, 2009

  • one of her terms for deft carving, a talent she does not in the least possess ("I do it just by mauling")

    October 28, 2009

  • also velvety sludge (perh. a fictional music genre?)

    October 28, 2009

  • also sillibub

    October 28, 2009

  • well, aren't you speedy with the bon-bon mots

    October 28, 2009

  • if they really wanna get the tourism going, they should plant some tangor in Bangor

    October 28, 2009

  • hee hee

    October 28, 2009

  • why would there be two 'l's

    October 28, 2009

  • in my world of sexy fantasy, this rhymes with 'ague'

    October 28, 2009

  • very sad that this word can no longer be used to mean "of or relating to fables"

    October 28, 2009

  • not to be confused with Bangor, a Welsh city that boasts mention in 2 works of literature I've read, and who knows how many more (this being, as far as I know, the only noteworthy thing about it)

    October 28, 2009

  • I always have trouble restraining the syllables when saying this one; my tongue wants to go galangalangalangalanga

    October 28, 2009

  • Rama's birthplace

    October 28, 2009

  • like the rutabaga?

    October 28, 2009

  • what is it?

    October 28, 2009

  • cf. huchu, Korean for 'black pepper'. I wonder how many other -uchu words there are

    October 28, 2009

  • "without her teeth she looked decrepit, but there was about her decrepitude a quality of everlastingness."

    -Mr. Biswas on Mrs. Tulsi, from Naipaul's House for Mr. Biswas

    This one really cracked me up

    October 28, 2009

  • aa is a terrible romanization, too--the actual word has two consonants and two vowels

    October 28, 2009

  • I like it!

    October 28, 2009

  • jeez...can you imagine the nasal dysfunction?!

    October 27, 2009

  • Pug/Shih-Tzu hybrid, apparently (as seen on craigslist)

    October 27, 2009

  • whoa...it looks like an obscure Melanesian tonal language or something

    October 27, 2009

  • I can no longer see this word without being reminded of Tambura Rasa, the excellent gypsy band from Vancity...even though the band name is gimicky and sort of lame

    October 27, 2009

  • hmmm...finickety?

    October 27, 2009

  • with a little mayo on the side, THE bar snack

    October 27, 2009

  • either a coined phrase after persnickety, or a legitimate variant of the same

    October 27, 2009

  • cf. gallows tree; jailbird

    October 25, 2009

  • hah!

    October 25, 2009

  • Hamlin claims to be somehow affiliated with the dental industry 0.o

    October 24, 2009

  • in Hindi the 'kh' also stands--ostensibly--for the aspirated k, though one does hear it realized as the velar fricative quite often.

    October 21, 2009

  • I can't parse it in the sensible way!

    October 21, 2009

  • could almost be pronounced as-is in Serbo-Croatian

    October 21, 2009

  • cf. schfifty-five

    October 21, 2009

  • will take earliest opportunity to call someone an absquatulent merdivore

    October 21, 2009

  • home caning is a less pleasant alternative

    October 21, 2009

  • Hallelujah!

    October 21, 2009

  • the Concupiscene: a geological epoch the lusty magnitude of which is yet to be matched

    October 21, 2009

  • more commonly known as cleavage

    October 14, 2009

  • lists like this are great for displaying regional accent

    October 14, 2009

  • the Nobel Prize panel, they say

    October 14, 2009

  • crinoids are scary enough WITH the stem 0.0

    October 14, 2009

  • though we already KNEW you're a poet

    October 14, 2009

  • lit. flower-powder, Korean for 'pollen'. this is notable as 'garu' is a common suffix in cuisine (e.g. flour as we know it is 'mil-garu' ie. 'wheat-powder'; pepper is 'huchu-garu' ie. 'pepper-powder')

    October 14, 2009

  • there's a law for how my boyfriend cleans the house!

    October 14, 2009

  • "mr youse needn’t be so spry

    concernin questions arty

    each has his tastes but as for i

    i likes a certain party

    gimme the he-man’s solid bliss

    for youse ideas i’ll match youse

    a pretty girl who naked is

    is worth a million statues"

    -e.e. cummings

    October 14, 2009

  • Bokovulary has a ring of the fertility clinic

    October 14, 2009

  • It has three meanings I've found so far:

    -the clear stuff at the bottom of bubble tea

    -Aequorea victoria

    -a variety of what the Texan legislature calls obscene device

    October 14, 2009

  • cf. crystal jelly

    October 14, 2009

  • immediately this jumped out to me to mean "a grid that is rad". seeing 'rad' as a legitimate adjective--despite oneself--marks one as a casualty of high school

    October 14, 2009

  • see here. the (superior, in my opinion) Korean equivalent of mochi, also known as 'ddeok' in that hateful vowel-flinging modern romanization

    October 13, 2009

  • the Korean Pocky, having one up on the latter due to its own holiday

    October 13, 2009

  • I was just thinking, "I'd eat it if there was chili oil involved"

    October 13, 2009

  • ack!

    the world is too much with us

    October 12, 2009

  • French counterpart here

    October 10, 2009

  • there should be a list wherein we compete to re-dub the tadago pie in the most gruesome/evocative way (e.g. Meaty Miscarriage)

    October 10, 2009

  • how'd I miss this wonderful monster?

    October 9, 2009

  • 'twas the inspiration :)

    October 8, 2009

  • see?

    October 8, 2009

  • I'm told it's a male Italian name, though not sure how common.

    October 8, 2009

  • Care Apache, the king of the hippies

    October 7, 2009

  • according to them, it means "coffee and cake", that is, a whole branch of cuisine

    October 4, 2009

  • refers to a second-language learning process wherein skill level temporarily regresses, then goes forward again

    October 4, 2009

  • the sound of mother going through the bags and possibly pulling out a box of cookies

    pets also respond to this sound

    October 4, 2009

  • the final stage in the life cycle of a palimpsest?

    October 4, 2009

  • not to be confused with Choate

    October 4, 2009

  • yarb, this is the first time I've heard someone besides myself and friends use 'wanky' in this sense. is it Van city or astral affinity?

    October 4, 2009

  • really sounds like Esperanto

    October 4, 2009

  • grisly. though BC's batting pretty well--only 2 famous serial killers in the 20th century

    October 2, 2009

  • thank you, sir. the final -m got the Google back in action, and it's a Dubliners coinage, from the looks of it.

    September 29, 2009

  • such a pity. though I did find that in Hong Kong, there was plenty of savoury bread, and also the sweet stuff wasn't so wretchedly bad (boribbang excepted; it's delicious)

    September 29, 2009

  • you'd know, I warrant. I heard a word on a Dubliners track that sounds like 'falooran' or 'felorrin', meaning 'masculine virility' (re: old man a young woman has married out of necessity, "He's got no feloorin" so then she sleeps with this handsome young man). Google, however, is convinced it doesn't exist. you know what this word is?

    September 29, 2009

  • includes the odd-sounding Palearctic and the ineffably funky Afrotropic

    September 29, 2009

  • though I so often find this phrase redundant

    September 29, 2009

  • yer a smart cookie

    September 29, 2009

  • doesn't sound at all like its meaning. what IS the word for the quality of sounding like its meaning, anyway?

    September 29, 2009

  • 禪, originally ध�?यान

    September 29, 2009

  • the largest Buddhist order in Korea and, perhaps not coincidentally, the one with the best-looking temples.

    September 29, 2009

  • the meditation chant. Amitabul is the Korean version of the Sanskrit Amitabha Buddha

    September 29, 2009

  • a laywoman residing at a temple who manages the kitchen and grounds. the word seems to derive from bosal, the Korean term for bodhisattva.

    September 29, 2009

  • no later than yesterday was I wondering whether there are languages that articulate the chirping sound without a rhotic!

    September 29, 2009

  • yeah...it's got three things on its thing and I'm pretty sure there should only be two things there

    September 28, 2009

  • a picture, not for the weak of browser

    September 28, 2009

  • past verb, diminutive form of 'srao'--"shat". Balasevic sings, in an anti-Milosevic satire, kud si srljo, nisi gledo: "you weren't looking where you shat". then, he inverts the meaning--ti si srljo kud si gledo: "you shat as far as you could see"

    I wonder if other languages have diminutive verbs.

    September 28, 2009

  • also hork a loogie

    September 28, 2009

  • it's the U part that really makes a jackass

    September 27, 2009

  • I always mix this one up with the pentatonic

    September 27, 2009

  • the nastiest and most memorable seagull I ever came across was Fatty. we were at a bay, waiting for the ferry, tossing bits of fish&chips to the birds. Fatty comes by, manages to ward off the other gulls and eat their bits. when he got full, he kept shooing them off anyway, letting the food go uneaten out of sheer territorial spite. hmph!

    September 27, 2009

  • check!

    September 27, 2009

  • from Constance Barrett's translation of Crime and Punishment

    September 27, 2009

  • anyway, the bats do alright

    September 27, 2009

  • a.k.a. cave cricket

    September 26, 2009

  • see alcohol

    September 25, 2009

  • 'lewd conduct with minor' is defined in Idaho as such. considering the number of juvenile sex offenders (legally speaking) in the Idaho registry (named here rather than the registry of another state because it has a handy-dandy 'juvenile' search function), the term starts to drive one mad with curiosity. what's the range of acts we're talking about here? if a teenager is spotted groping a teenager, will said teenager be registered? sex laws abound with mystery.

    September 25, 2009

  • well, it is quite mysterious. perhaps the warm stuff has Slurm-like origins?

    September 25, 2009

  • sex toy, as described by the Texas Penal Code (and others, I imagine).

    September 25, 2009

  • cf. junk in the trunk, an inverse metaphor of the original booty

    September 25, 2009

  • it's not esoteric, just awkward (which I suspect the teacher tried to find a high-falutin' synonym for and failed). I can't see a justified use of puissant in any paper after the 18th century.

    September 25, 2009

  • no, no--this a technical term. it literally gives you orgasms.

    September 25, 2009

  • my mother's favourite, ie. the choice of one brought up in a region where rice is very rarely consumed :(

    I don't know when the 'rice is hard to cook' myth began, but it is holding America by the ears.

    September 25, 2009

  • ubiquitous term on Korean packaging and cookbooks (the English version thereof, I mean). one of the many evils of the aspirational 50s American vocabulary that the early education system was weaned on.

    September 25, 2009

  • good one

    September 24, 2009

  • the kind you just take home and eat, no cooking, just a little hot sauce (not just the silken stuff, either). in certain places, you can get it warm, straight out of the...whatever it's made in. the Korean soybean is something else. it gives tofu a deep, slightly nutty flavour; you can smell it on the cutting board.

    the longer I live here, the more awake I am to the delights of the uncooked--fish, garlic, squid, tofu...

    September 24, 2009

  • mackerel

    legumes

    Korean orgasm tofu

    September 24, 2009

  • oh, but it does so much more!

    in French it's used for putting the extra bit of cabaret passion on a chanson (e.g. Piaf's il me l'a dit, l'a jure POUR LA VIIIIUUUUHHH), which is pretty awesome. and let's not forget Yogi Bear's schwa-epenthesis! in Hindi, you can shove a schwa into lots of consonant clusters, making learners grateful they don't have to pronounce 'ndh' and the like. how could anyone hate such a useful vowel?

    September 24, 2009

  • the Korean counterpart to the Chinese Guan Yin, goddess of mercy and compassion. in Korea, this is a male deity, but the body shape and attire are totally unchanged. the only addition is an awful, thin little green moustache, which jars ludicrously with the soft curves and flowing robes of the Goddess of Mercy.

    September 23, 2009

  • the five-colour pattern used to decorate Korean temples (and other edifices, though no other type of building has such intricate and dizzying use of this pattern). see here

    September 23, 2009

  • floating celestial female musician, numerously engraved on every temple bell and painted onto ceiling panels.

    it`s said that the apsara derives from the gandharva and kinnara figures, subsequently feminized and beautified in the passage of Buddhism to Korea through China (the influence of seductive Daoist sky maidens with the long hair ribbons).

    September 23, 2009

  • Korean term for 'monk', regardless of gender. I still like to call the female ones nuns, though. There is a very clear gender division and tension between male and female monks in Korea, due to fairly sexist interpretations of the text and the influence of Korean society, historically misogynist.

    September 23, 2009

  • mentioned in the Diamond Sutra, a.k.a. bhikkhu. Sanskrit: a fully ordained male monk (fem. being bhikkhuni.

    September 23, 2009

  • I can't believe nobody's plonked it onto their naughty-sounding lists yet

    September 23, 2009

  • Pholisma sonorae, no relation to Sand n Food

    September 23, 2009

  • see sandfood

    September 23, 2009

  • take me to your sagamore!

    September 23, 2009

  • this gave me deja-vu for a second, but then I realized I was just remembering a similar concept from this review: "He holds the film like a can of beer in a paper bag -- the cool sip of salvation on a blistering day -- until it is revealed as a Molotov cocktail." (review of Do the Right Thing)

    September 23, 2009

  • Nadia Wadia, you'll go fardia

    September 23, 2009

  • :0

    September 23, 2009

  • this could've stayed innocuous if the internet hadn't happened

    September 23, 2009

  • does "boozer" not refer to a person in Aussie vocabulary? it does in North America, and the image is considerably more delicious thereby

    September 23, 2009

  • we got 'armorica' twice

    September 23, 2009

  • it's a place :D

    September 23, 2009

  • Q: what do Dorothy Parker, Margaret Atwood and L.M. Montgomery have in common (besides a vagina)?

    September 23, 2009

  • the one that really threw me is 'geoduck'

    September 23, 2009

  • I find the term young lettuces surprisingly sensuous

    September 22, 2009

  • but not this year

    September 21, 2009

  • excerpt:

    "...

    My name is Humpty, pronounced with a Umpty.

    Yo ladies, oh how I like to hump thee.

    ..."

    thus marking the greatest usage of archaic pronouns ever

    September 21, 2009

  • Mark Tietjens to brother Chris:

    "'I'd not like to sleep with that wife of yours. She's too athletic. It'd be like sleeping with a bundle of faggots. I suppose though you're a pair of turtle doves...'"

    Ford Maddox Ford, Parade's End, p.219

    September 21, 2009

  • no, is good. also, points for alternate pronunciation & meaning

    September 21, 2009

  • courtesy of Perfect Stars forum

    September 21, 2009

  • Kuniyoshi's take

    September 21, 2009

  • source, courtesy of chained_bear via kuru (not as cute as it sounds)

    September 21, 2009

  • they don't call it shaking your moneymaker for nothing

    September 21, 2009

  • apparently most of those are in Jeju D:

    we're going to write some letters to the mayor about this, as they're technically illegal

    dog consumption has the worst effect on animal-human relations that I've seen here. horses and cows, for example, are treated well and people are fond of them. however, The Edible Dog (known as 'shit dog'), as if to force the natural affection people have towards dogs out of their system, is maltreated and reviled, and specifically put into a different conceptual category from The Pet Dog (and different spatial category, ie. it's continually chained).

    this, combined the fact that dogs are incredibly difficult to keep caged up (I doubt whether a farmowner is even able to sleep on premises), howling and barking ceaselessly, I mean ceaselessly, makes it a totally inadvisable meat.

    to make this relevant to language--I've noticed that in the vocabularies of my students, "dog" and "puppy" are different animals, the latter being the official designation of the Pet Dog (largely lapdogs and fluffballs from foreign).

    September 21, 2009

  • maybe I'm overanalyzing

    September 21, 2009

  • the larger quote being "like a soul patch on the theoretical chin of her boobs" (source)

    September 21, 2009

  • the original word has 4 syllables, whereas the English borrowing has 2. this looks odd to my eyes because I'm so used to seeing English borrowings in Korean attain extra syllables (e.g. stand has 3 in the K version; 'ice cream' has 5)

    September 21, 2009

  • somewhat connected to Imma let you finish. Kanye establishes confusing race dichotomy by implying Beyonce--the palest you can get short of Jelly Roll Morton--was robbed of the award because of blackness. it's not that B's internalized racism isn't proof of the injustice of the media, but she's bad evidence for a case like this, given that her stardom and pallor have increased exponentially over the last 10 years (also see Jessica Alba). in short, Beyonce is exactly pale (and consequently, beloved) enough to win awards among any number of white competitors--and has.

    September 21, 2009

  • also farewell summer

    September 21, 2009

  • a.k.a. spoonwort

    September 21, 2009

  • could be the heroine of a forgotten 19th-century novel, like Gryphoemia

    September 21, 2009

  • ho ho ho!

    September 21, 2009

  • it's remarkable that any flowers at all came up in the image search, especially given the profusion of naked ladies for every other search word 0.0

    September 21, 2009

  • and so much depends on which Juba we're talking about (man or woman, that is)

    September 21, 2009

  • also, this is the best list in recent memory! hours of delight

    September 21, 2009

  • *favorited*

    September 21, 2009

  • apparently a cockamamie sort of cure, believed "useful for ailments of the spleen, due to the spleen-shaped sori on the backs of the fronds" according to Wiki

    September 21, 2009

  • check it OUT

    September 21, 2009

  • presumably after Hanuman?

    September 21, 2009

  • I'm going to look for the CANNOT EXPLODE guarantee on the package of the next cleaning product I buy. seems like half that shit can and will explode as soon as you shake it!

    September 21, 2009

  • I mean literally--it's hard to identify their sex

    the lost meaning of this verb pops up sometimes, making things suddenly clearer. Fergie's "the boys, they wanna sex me" really spoke to my confusion about her(?) sex (and species, for that matter)

    September 21, 2009

  • and all foods for which the word has been borrowed when there is already a word there.

    for example, in Korean there is 'dak'-"chicken", and 'chickin', the former being just dandy and the latter THE junkest of stomach-caving, sauce-drowned, non-food junk. the message is clear: chickin ≠ chicken.

    September 21, 2009

  • heh. I'll try my luck with wanky young Vancouver waiters

    September 21, 2009

  • Alex supposes dog farmers die by 60, from drink, due to the psychological strain

    September 21, 2009

  • how quirky

    September 21, 2009

  • *ahem* cumshaw

    September 20, 2009

  • "...

    I'll be reveng'd you saucy Quean

    (Replys the disapointed Dean)

    I'll so describe your dressing room

    The very Irish shall not come.

    ..."

    -Lady Montague, The Reasons that Induced Dr S to Write a Poem Call'd the Lady's Dressing Room

    September 20, 2009

  • no

    that's the Chunky mystique, I guess

    September 20, 2009

  • a comedy actor in Bollywood.

    September 20, 2009

  • you know big burly eastern Europeans shun articles. noun should be naked!

    September 20, 2009

  • not to be confused with vagignosis--the omniscient powers of the female generative organs

    September 20, 2009

  • sad to say, Slackman lives up to his name by failure to explicitly connect what's happening to the trash now with the racist government policy that played into the swine cull. there's a more interesting story underneath this mild denunciation of the government's poor bureaucracy.

    September 20, 2009

  • the most harrowing interruption to pastoral beauty. as it turns out, they've got to shove them quite deep in the idyllic countryside because the howling that comes from the cages can be heard for miles :(

    September 20, 2009

  • the second, that is. a king.

    September 20, 2009

  • ah! "So called from the plant's purgative properties" (see OE)

    this word fascinates me @-@

    September 20, 2009

  • Hawaiian term for the spurges. tremendous improvement, I think. (source)

    September 20, 2009

  • one wishes the hog plum (see here) could be counted a 'creature'

    September 20, 2009

  • d'oh!

    but maybe it's cousin of your Slavic accent, eh? eh?

    September 20, 2009

  • also candleberry

    September 20, 2009

  • cf. black-eyed Susan

    September 20, 2009

  • also a guy

    September 20, 2009

  • I found Jamaican navel spurge at the neat sea-bean website you linked to.

    September 20, 2009

  • source. dubious coffee table book aside, what a sordid term (or else there's a joke I'm not getting)

    September 20, 2009

  • so named because it prays on salmon (also called sea louse)

    September 20, 2009

  • what Mexican fishermen call the Humboldt squid, because of the red-white colour changes the squid exhibit when struggling with the nets (at up to 2m in length, one can imagine the force)

    September 20, 2009

  • it's gotta be in triplicate (see here)

    September 19, 2009

  • is anyone else disillusioned with the flavour of pheasant? one imagines a feast of kings, 'fat swan roasted whole' and the like...but it's sort of turkeyish

    September 19, 2009

  • anything like baduk?

    September 19, 2009

  • money that is thrown around in an extravagant fashion (copyright Brad Neely). it's more an exclamation than a noun, really

    September 19, 2009

  • I always wondered whether this spelling wasn't an overcompensation. as far as I know, the Hindi is 'dal' with no aspiration on the 'd'

    September 19, 2009

  • cf. mamzel

    September 19, 2009

  • Wharton! oh goody!

    September 19, 2009

  • look, Ma! I'm ahorse!

    September 18, 2009

  • I humbly submit golden stomach, one from the steaming offal-pot

    September 18, 2009

  • I'm trying to imagine what the process of the encasement looks like. do you slap thin slices of salami all around? do you fork out the gooey stuffing from a raw sausage and paste it on?

    September 18, 2009

  • makes me glad to be a woman.

    I wonder if HAUB generates a spray of surprise

    September 18, 2009

  • the kind with visible mouth stitches, an ambiguous space around the circumference of the eye, the wrong angle for the limbs--the stuff of nightmares.

    so, the guy's in there with his horror animals, but I didn't think anyone would actually BUY any of them. then I came across a misguided dentist's office with a really dead-looking turtle in the window :(

    September 18, 2009

  • one had better shut one's mouth after eating lots of daal?

    September 18, 2009

  • uncomfortable flashback to Ginsberg's "Pull my daisy"

    September 18, 2009

  • next pet I have is going to be named this

    September 18, 2009

  • a.k.a. devil's dung

    September 18, 2009

  • foetida is a brilliant suffix to anything

    September 18, 2009

  • there are places on this earth untainted by the dread chillax?! you learn something new every day

    hint: a simple portmanteau. unpack and enjoy?

    September 18, 2009

  • how did I live so long without seeing this list?

    September 18, 2009

  • one fears the traffic situation in a land where this warrants its own term

    September 18, 2009

  • besides describing two things that are found in Jeju, the name of a restaurant. this is one of many examples of the deplorable abbreviation "sandwich" has received in Korean ad culture.

    September 17, 2009

  • and if you put an Emeril accent on it, rhymes with Tartarus. how many words can claim that privilege?

    September 17, 2009

  • institutionalized Bobbittry

    September 17, 2009

  • SBC: 'oak'

    the 'r' is devoiced due to its proximity to the 'h', making a lovely whispering word out of this

    September 17, 2009

  • is anyone else imagining a half-crazed Englishman hissing about his 'nervous belligerent little mongrel dog'? what a turn of phrase!

    September 17, 2009

  • lit. dragon flower, the Korean name for the lotus

    September 17, 2009

  • copyright Chris Rock, namely "ain't no strippers in college", citing "how come I never got a smart lap dance?" as evidence.

    I think it's a pretty succinct case.

    we'd also do well to debunk the fugu myth.

    September 17, 2009

  • hee hee

    September 17, 2009

  • yeah--'undone' works for me.

    September 17, 2009

  • some connections

    September 17, 2009

  • see finger-rot

    September 17, 2009

  • Plant Identity Crisis

    September 17, 2009

  • one would do well to pass the cold greasy brains (which I'm going to steal, thank you kindly). word is, brains are inhabited by bacteria that don't die in the cooking process (though 18 hours--who knows?)

    myself, I never had an eye I didn't like.

    Prolagus, hernesheir's anecdote ought to be placed within the annals

    September 17, 2009

  • let me indulge your yuck a few steps more--these stay alive after being sliced, moving ever so slowly off the chopsticks.

    September 17, 2009

  • echoes of Capt Haddock

    September 17, 2009

  • "At the sight of blackbirds

    Flying in a green light,

    Even the bawds of euphony

    Would cry out sharply

    ..."

    -Wallace Stevens

    September 17, 2009

  • English speakers devoice word-final obstruents all the time. Just listen carefully the next time someone says 'kid' or 'cab'

    September 17, 2009

  • American 'r' is problematic for almost everyone (being unique or at any rate extremely rare in world phonology). It's just that, say, French and German speakers replace it with their 'r', which sounds to our ears more r-like than, say, the Japanese 'r'.

    September 17, 2009

  • ha!

    cuisine is where people are at their most hypocritical and narrow, or their most open-minded

    September 17, 2009

  • cf. bacalhau (in whose paradigm there exists the well-braised eyeball on toast)

    September 17, 2009

  • copyright Brad Neely

    September 16, 2009

  • also Hurva

    September 16, 2009

  • cf. Perushim

    September 16, 2009

  • it's hard not to love a tiny thing yelling like it's king of the world

    that's why we keep the cat

    September 16, 2009

  • the Gypsy Devils made it down here; Oz isn't such a far-fetched possibility (this is their fat man, considerably subdued for the photo)

    September 16, 2009

  • it's a real pity that only such small details from Li are available online; the larger stuff is really arresting--especially bird portraits. Lingnan painters seem to be in love with birds.

    September 16, 2009

  • have you ever seen a fat, mad gypsy magician work the cimbalom a hundred miles an hour?

    September 16, 2009

  • most recently shredded by long-haired playboy Anupam Shobhakar.

    I'm becoming increasingly convinced that old-fashioned virtuososo are the ones who give a real freakout, Dio be damned.

    September 16, 2009

  • double bass, a.k.a. doghouse bass

    September 16, 2009

  • linking up to the audacity of dope, an excerpt from this article:

    "So, if Gov. Mitt Romney ever wins the White House and gives a speech to a joint session of Congress, and an unknown Democratic congresswoman shouts 'Eat me!' from the back row, the only acceptable Republican response is: 'God bless America and our beautiful First Amendment.'"

    September 16, 2009

  • "...

    they speak whatever's on their mind

    they do whatever's in their pants

    the boys i mean are not refined

    they shake the mountains when they dance"

    e.e. cummings

    September 16, 2009

  • though tiny, these territorial punks proclaim their right at top volume given the slightest opportunity.

    September 16, 2009

  • there are such multitudes of carp in Hong Kong's various ponds and gardens that they teach one the unique pleasure of watching the serene yet vivid piscine ballet.

    September 16, 2009

  • a 20th century school of Chinese nature painting that plays with Western techniques and concepts in order to view archetypal subjects with a different eye.

    some details from paintings by Li Fuhong, a fairly recent Lingnan master here, here and here.

    some pieces by older master Gao Jianfu here, Ju Chao here and Chen Shu Ren here

    September 16, 2009

  • I can't believe it wasn't listed!

    Besides the fabulous classical landscape paintings at the museum of art, I caught two really eye-opening exhibits from the Lingnan School

    September 16, 2009

  • it's one of my goals in life to become hardcore enough to eat that sort of thing with relish.

    ETA: it's a clam. can do!

    September 15, 2009

  • a golden shower party, pardon the image

    September 15, 2009

  • how it minces! there should be a "Mincing words" list

    September 15, 2009

  • what my friend called the gluteal endowment of figure skaters

    September 14, 2009

  • sounds like an eerie cousin of dianetics

    September 14, 2009

  • I'm with the bear on this one. tried the combo with a lightly sweetened herbal and it's fabulous

    September 14, 2009

  • yes!

    "watch out, bro--I've got some hangover soup on the way"

    September 13, 2009

  • while burqini is far the catchier option, hajibni would be more accurate.

    also, WHA?!

    also, you could totally sell this in Korea (maybe with an additional face-mask)

    September 13, 2009

  • the great-grandfather of cheese

    September 13, 2009

  • a ferry ride through the tiny archipelago off Sai Kung, the western fishing town, shows the archetypal, ideally beautiful Chinese landscape: mists dividing each island into a distinct groove of faded dream blue. but the sky is flecked not with the graceful silhouettes of long-legged birds, but thick, jagged black outlines of swooping raptors.

    (if you'll excuse my purpleness)

    September 12, 2009

  • a re-reading of the awful and ubiquitous Vita LEMON TEA. there's no excuse for Lamenty in a land where real lemons are so cheap.

    September 12, 2009

  • there are sections of Hong Kong still inhabited largely by aristocratic (or rich) Westerners--cozy, dozy, expensive beachside outskirts.

    it was my first experience with vestigial colonialism, and the air was thick with it. the mere restaurant names felt (coming out of the clatter of Hong Kong streets) appalling and surreal--"Fish&Chips"; "Burger Shack"; "Steaks--Curries--Asian Dishes".

    September 12, 2009

  • a female Golden Pheasant decided to ditch her mate and make eyes at the distinctly mauvais sujet Lady Amherst's Pheasant next door, leading to altercations between her male and the aforesaid every five minutes, no less the violent for the wire netting between them.

    a small slice of the problems of breeding in captivity.

    September 12, 2009

  • the public aviaries in HK feature many different species of exotic pigeon, including the handsome white one with blue eye-bands, and the big slow one with what looks like a miniature peacock's tail on its head.

    September 12, 2009

  • Jamia Mosque in Kowloon Park intro shot--a sign: SLEEPING IN THE PRAYER HALL STRICTLY PROHIBITED

    Cut to inside prayer hall, wide angle: half a dozen guys snoring away on the floor

    ha!

    September 12, 2009

  • I assure you I was thinking of Wordie (and -ites) during my international romp

    September 12, 2009

  • apparently it is a finable offense to squat while waiting for the metro in Hong Kong (and god knows where else).

    it's a sick, sad world.

    September 12, 2009

  • how interesting--a technical term for 'fallen angel'

    September 12, 2009

  • stylish Christian shirt line belongs to the Oddery

    September 12, 2009

  • a.k.a. 'he jang guk', 'blood pudding soup'. the steaming, spicy, organ-laden lifeblood of early-morning taxi drivers.

    September 12, 2009

  • such a glorious word merits a thick Chairman accent--yaks-haffink

    September 12, 2009

  • in conclusion, Jeju should never host an international event again.

    September 12, 2009

  • frankly, they should've shaved some for the sake of visual interest.

    what's a Christmas word?

    September 12, 2009

  • see bie for bilby's thai-related punnery

    September 12, 2009

  • the Daoist temple experience is so different from anything I've seen yet. a dim, brassy, cluttered, incredibly potent space; oodles of gods in every niche staring grotesquely from behind the flames and incense smoke, not caring a whit that it's a full 37 degrees in there, with little room to breathe besides.

    September 12, 2009

  • it's awfully hard to get a green curry that'll punch or even pinch you in the face in HK. all the ones we tried were more like coconut soup :(

    September 12, 2009

  • a year in Korea conditioned me so extensively to the sight of fully armoured sun protection that in HK, I was gaping at people--in the summer sun--bare-headed--no sleeves--shirtless--brown! more the wonder, wearing swimwear on the beach

    September 12, 2009

  • AND beard!

    summer in Hong Kong is so fearsome that it was refreshing to get into an ocean with 28 degree water! Seoul felt positively brisk afterwards.

    September 12, 2009

  • a lot of noodle-houses have all their offal braising together in the front window on a big fat barrel-like object, getting browner and more sizzling as the day goes on. I believe the contiguous method promotes a richer flavour; certainly the best tendon I've ever had was in just such a place.

    September 12, 2009

  • there were about 5 cages of ringed lemurs variously dispersed through Hong Kong's zoological park. perhaps they were on sale this summer.

    September 12, 2009

  • thus ran the signs on the tiny stalls, but within, mere implements.

    I guess that's correct technically, but I felt cheated.

    side note: why were they in front of the temple?

    September 12, 2009

  • hee!

    August 25, 2009

  • the ugliness is really the ugliness of what modern English pronunciation does to the simple sound system of Latin. say it in a Spanish accent--instantly prettier

    there's no shame, bilbers; WeirdNet is on your side. your uncle probably had some kind of tube lined with epithelial cells, right?

    August 24, 2009

  • better even than 'fanny' as a common word. there's an obscene pleasure in piling such a meaning onto an innocent name.

    "watch out, man! I'm gonna ralph"

    August 24, 2009

  • the ones inside a shirt

    August 24, 2009

  • is this French attempting a German accent?

    August 24, 2009

  • I don't know about the Korean-language TV show, but "Smoper"--the restaurant chain--proudly bears a Smurf as its mascot (photo pending).

    August 24, 2009

  • heart

    August 24, 2009

  • whoa. is he strictly an American phenomenon, then?

    August 24, 2009

  • on a separate note, why is this word on so many hate lists?

    August 24, 2009

  • later Kirk Douglas. Actually, this is more glamorous than "Kirk Douglas"; I'm listing it for the shock of the discrepancy.

    August 21, 2009

  • later Rita Hayworth

    August 21, 2009

  • later John Wayne

    August 21, 2009

  • later Judy Garland

    August 21, 2009

  • later Cary Grant

    August 21, 2009

  • later Tori

    August 21, 2009

  • later Lauren Bacall

    August 21, 2009

  • not to mention that deadly fork

    August 21, 2009

  • copyright Futurama

    August 17, 2009

  • what's intriguing is whether it could possibly be as dreary as it sounds

    August 16, 2009

  • I love it

    August 15, 2009

  • at first I read "he'll love your frozen feast"; quite another image

    August 14, 2009

  • Chamillionnaire's ever so witty reply to allegations he had been ripping off some other rapper's video concept:

    "That's why they call me Chamillionnaire. You know, like chamillion."

    August 14, 2009

  • happy is the soul grown up never having heard of such a thing is all I can say

    August 14, 2009

  • re: circlet of bay leaves around a platter of pork slices

    August 14, 2009

  • stacked suffixes of the same grammatical category make madmouth's blood boil

    August 14, 2009

  • well, WeirdNet corroborates your ravings, so there goes another lascivious metaphor

    August 14, 2009

  • I bet there's some larger mammal that loves tearing this guys up for lunch, like chimps and bush babies.

    August 14, 2009

  • in the breadbasket, eh? this is one for the penis lists

    also, gruesome news

    August 14, 2009

  • ACK, I choke on the cute

    August 14, 2009

  • paging X lists

    August 13, 2009

  • cf. xenophilia

    August 13, 2009

  • the plural form being identical in Italian and Croatian, the singular is bastardized to 'panin' (which entered Croatian vocab--I warrant, due to the proximity of the countries--earlier, hence means what it does in the Italian--'roll').

    August 13, 2009

  • if he did his business right, I think I wouldn't mind my kid going around calling himself PANTSU MAN

    August 13, 2009

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wtm7RfUv24

    Toilet-training with Shimajiro. All you need is a superhero!

    August 13, 2009

  • your plum pudding sawfly nice, Marilla

    August 12, 2009

  • you're up on this stuff!

    August 12, 2009

  • intended: a turtle liver can heal the sick (after a folk tale)

    August 12, 2009

  • intended: "The ball fell into the sea"

    but this way it's so much fuller with zen nothingness

    August 12, 2009

  • open to guesses

    hint: an important character in an extremely popular contemporary series of novels

    August 12, 2009

  • could be a very deflating experience

    August 12, 2009

  • *kicking self*

    hindsight is 20/20

    August 12, 2009

  • it's really funny because 'set' means 3 in Korean. ho ho HO

    August 12, 2009

  • hjɔn, grandpa 한's Bajoran cousin.

    August 12, 2009

  • tɕwa, definitely of the funkier variety, with the common transliteration Jwa (Swahili-esque, one might say)

    August 12, 2009

  • im. depending on the font, distressed or bulging with enthusiasm.

    August 12, 2009

  • hoŋ. Sounds and looks rotund and bouncy; moreover, I know a family of rotund, bouncy Hongs.

    August 12, 2009

  • mun, often transliterated as Moon, which is interesting as the default Korean accent does not make "moon" sound like 문.

    I've been fighting with these little mysteries for a long time.

    August 12, 2009

  • jun, a lascivious angel or tot upright on a toboggan

    August 12, 2009

  • I imagine it's used like that in many other Anglophone communities; an obvious metaphor in these times

    I'm listening to the Duke these days, and the great Ethel Waters:

    "ever since time began

    a front-door woman's had a backdoor man"

    August 11, 2009

  • I was being creative :P

    it is multiply

    August 11, 2009

  • is it a verb or a noun?

    August 10, 2009

  • Chinese characters incorporated into a non-Chinese language (e.g. Korean, Vietnamese), with new pronunciations and arrangements.

    August 10, 2009

  • a perfectly sensible phrase that sounds ambiguously obscene all smushed together (in, say, a URL)

    August 10, 2009

  • only in the home of the brave! they've got those other robots licked

    August 10, 2009

  • poor King Sejong is turning in his grave

    August 10, 2009

  • you're turning my crank alright!

    August 10, 2009

  • the new umbrella term for all that "Give her MORE with pen1s enlargement!!!" spam

    August 10, 2009

  • Korean. 'mi-guk', lit. "beauty-land", meaning "America".

    August 10, 2009

  • look, ma--no hands!

    August 10, 2009

  • egghead was directly translated from the German

    August 10, 2009

  • Korean. 'i-mom', lit. "tooth-body", meaning "gums". the image search doesn't give me anything resembling gums, so this may be part of Jeju vocabulary rather than standard Korean.

    August 10, 2009

  • Korean. 'mul-gogi', lit. "water-meat", meaning "fish" (as meat)

    August 10, 2009

  • Japanese. 'mizu-tama', lit. "water-ball", meaning "droplet", "dew drop" or "polka dot"

    August 10, 2009

  • an actual person! he's an avant-garde composer, of course.

    one wants to make a "Coolest Names Ever" list but it would be like subjecting one's friends to prattle about what to name the kids

    August 10, 2009

  • han. this is most national of syllables, being the 'Han' in 'Han Guk' (Korea), and looks like a cubist portrait of the archetypal Korean grandpa, with his bristly brows and his grim smile. the effect is heightened in the calligraphy style which makes the circle and the horizontal line of ㅎ touch.

    August 10, 2009

  • yes, but isn't lexical prudishness a more exciting account?

    August 10, 2009

  • there is an annual 'festival' held at the central city temple, which concludes with a 'musical performance'. this year it featured--among other truly inappropriate acts--a diabolical 80s wash-up outfitted like Hedwig doing Magica DeSpell, whose backing vocals sounded (due to amp issues or something) like an emergence from the abyss.

    Buddha statues have that subtle facial expression that can shift according to circumstance. and indeed, the giant Jijeng Bosal, who had the misfortune of having the stage set up next to him, went through a range of emotions that night, including "heaven give me patience" (the chanteuse belting out Fly Me to the Moon as if it were a Celine Dion ballad), "zzzz" (tepid hegum and bass guitar duo making Arirang even more boring than it is), "are you kidding?!" (the karaoke monk subsumed beneath dry ice) and "ahh...silence".

    modern religion is bewildering.

    August 10, 2009

  • you mean 'whore' doesn't strike you as much as 'kurwa'?

    ETA: I can see this peppering Polish the way "twat" does British English

    August 10, 2009

  • somebody put a flamethrower on him!

    August 10, 2009

  • by the end of this month, madmouth will be in Hong Kong consuming considerable quantities of camel chicken

    /irrelevant

    August 10, 2009

  • its wrapping, to boot, that shade of feminine health product pink.

    August 10, 2009

  • they go down like peanuts. dangerous stuff

    August 10, 2009

  • first bimbos, then lolcats

    what horrors await us?

    August 10, 2009

  • prostitution != sexuality. Cultural attitudes towards one do not necessairly predicate the other.

    August 9, 2009

  • unless I'm sorely mistaken, it's the Polish 'whore'.

    August 8, 2009

  • kim, the clan that is remembered in the form of 18,925,949 citizens today. Also means 'crunchy, seasoned, roasted seaweed' (is English bereft of seaweed specificity or what?)

    August 7, 2009

  • tɕɔŋ. in reality a mess of IPA symbols, we know it as Jong, as in Kim Jong-Il.

    August 7, 2009

  • na. for Slavs whose surname has been butchered continually since landing on foreign soil, one like this is something to covet.

    August 7, 2009

  • ʃin, often transliterated 'sin'. It accounts for this happy camper

    August 7, 2009

  • ɔm. Like many surname syllables, it looks like a face, in this case a guy who's been on the computer all night.

    The square at the bottom resembling a mouth is not at all a coincidence; the Han Gŭl square representing the 'm' sound derives from the Chinese character for 'mouth' (�?�).

    August 7, 2009

  • this isn't as nutty as it sounds. in the Korean alphabet, each syllable which begins with a vowel is given an 'empty' consonant (ㅇ), which retains the LOOK of a consonant-vowel structure even when there is no consonant pronounced. my friends tell me the transliterations "Woo" and "Lee" for 'u' and 'i' follow that pattern.

    August 7, 2009

  • i, usually transliterated 'Lee', which causes no end of trouble, though I've recently been told that the "l" is tacked on because Koreans hate to see a naked vowel.

    August 7, 2009

  • kaŋ. Also means 'river' (I'm not sure that the Chinese characters are the same).

    August 7, 2009

  • tɕo

    usu. transliterated 'cho' (as in Margaret Cho)

    August 7, 2009

  • jaŋ

    see for further info

    August 7, 2009

  • ko

    see for more info

    August 7, 2009

  • pu

    this is one of the three ancestral surnames of Jeju (belonging to the three progenitors who sprang from the earth in what is now a museum site so cordoned off that the three mythic holes are not visible); the others are and

    August 7, 2009

  • Wodehouse

    August 7, 2009

  • eucharist, I believe.

    August 7, 2009

  • I hope I'm not the only loser who still doesn't get it :(

    August 7, 2009

  • hmm. if I were to make a checklist of least amusing eructation tropes, compulsive bracketing would be pretty high up there.

    August 7, 2009

  • well, it's high time someone does SOMETHING. I vote hoover shark

    August 7, 2009

  • a triumph of euphemism. THIS is what basking looks like

    August 7, 2009

  • 'whale shark' in Vietnamese; an honorific

    August 7, 2009

  • stick with the kid

    August 7, 2009

  • mixen, I think

    August 7, 2009

  • would it not do better to spend one's choler by entering Wordie members as divers unpleasantries on UD itself? it seems a well-established tradition, and so much nicer for Wordie comment pages

    August 7, 2009

  • I'm loving "butane crotchtorch"

    August 7, 2009

  • Tuppy Glossop on Anatole's steak-and-kidney pie:

    "Not too much kidney, just enough to give it that bite, and lashings of steak" *lustful gleam*

    August 7, 2009

  • if ever a man was punished for his sins by an awkward animal transformation...

    August 7, 2009

  • check

    August 7, 2009

  • etymology riddles. for example, the word 'hippopotamus' comes from the Greek, meaning literally "river horse". the literal meaning is what we put into the word list, and the real word must be guessed in the comments.

    August 6, 2009

  • the new 'the bomb'

    I'm not sure how I feel about it

    August 6, 2009

  • one of the nicknames for the click beetle

    August 6, 2009

  • Coenonympha oedippus

    August 6, 2009

  • a.k.a. Camberwell beauty

    August 6, 2009

  • a huge black butterfly, genus name Papilio memnon

    August 6, 2009

  • the most common type of Jeju spider. these guys weave enormous and tremendously strong webs (the island being famously windy), sometimes two feet in diameter.

    August 6, 2009

  • It. 'imperfect pearl' (see baroque and imperfect pearl)

    August 6, 2009

  • it's always nice to come across a single word you'd need lots of words to translate to English

    August 6, 2009

  • wouldn't divorce have hurt him more? these mad Lorenas, I swear

    August 6, 2009

  • a.k.a. hoverfly

    August 6, 2009

  • any entry from "It has a name?!" is too obscure for an etymology game, I rather think.

    August 6, 2009

  • in the song they abbreviate it to 'Celia', actually

    August 6, 2009

  • tis so, tis so

    August 6, 2009

  • bang on

    August 6, 2009

  • having such roots, one could see the word having developed into many alternate meanings (e.g. to become lovers)

    August 6, 2009

  • not a mammal

    August 6, 2009

  • actually, I often find a fine sprinkling of eye shadow on my eye whites even during the most careful maquillage.

    it's great fun, if males are present, to wipe it off manually without flinching. the cringing and general sissy horror thereby evinced can make one's day.

    August 5, 2009

  • shaking my confidence DAILY

    August 5, 2009

  • oh, no doubt--but "Filmi Womanhood" is based on Hindi & Urdu cinema.

    August 5, 2009

  • *displeased grumbling as the hotshot walks by*

    "Oh sure, we could all win if the Lord was with us!"

    August 5, 2009

  • xenox tigrinus

    August 5, 2009

  • I don't know if it quite qualifies, but I had to share Caring For Your Fruit Fly Ranch with someone 0.0

    August 5, 2009

  • in which sense?

    August 5, 2009

  • there's also the Moro Islamic Liberation Front, a Philippine guerilla group

    I find the currency of the term MILF (in the standard porn-category sense), among other things, tremendously ironic. Isn't the sexual distinction between nubile young 'unmarried girls' and ho-hum mothers something societies make BEFORE they discover feminism?

    August 5, 2009

  • finally, an explanation for Alberto Fujimori.

    I had wondered about him for a long time

    August 5, 2009

  • members of the Japanese diaspora, the largest center of which is Brazil

    August 5, 2009

  • 'glance' or 'eye'

    August 5, 2009

  • check!

    August 5, 2009

  • a very drunk homeless man who hates his best friend and can't stop thinking about anal sex

    August 5, 2009

  • wow!

    August 5, 2009

  • halibut

    sadly, I was grasping for some clues to sionnach's 'sea cockroach' when I looked this up.

    August 5, 2009

  • August 5, 2009

  • inspection reveals 'sycophant' to be the thing indeed. you are on fire!

    August 5, 2009

  • fbharjo was the inspiration--squirrelled

    August 5, 2009

  • a cookie and some internet fame for sionnach

    August 5, 2009

  • it does fit, but my German's too crappy to have had it in mind. the lady's right

    August 5, 2009

  • August 5, 2009

  • it's an abstract noun; the root of 'lecher' is 'lick', apparently

    August 5, 2009

  • August 5, 2009

  • indeed (cf. the French pissenlit)

    August 5, 2009

  • 'pince' is 'pinch'.

    August 5, 2009

  • the root of 'mascara' is 'mask'.

    August 5, 2009

  • this is an object in nature, extremely common. the word itself makes it obvious

    August 5, 2009

  • August 5, 2009

  • August 5, 2009

  • no, vagina is simply 'sheath' (sheath with teeth :< )

    the word I'm thinking of looks similar but means something very different.

    August 5, 2009

  • no. this is a specific, well-known procedure.

    August 5, 2009

  • so far, not 'lobster', 'prawn', 'shrimp', 'crab' or 'crustacean'.

    August 5, 2009

  • that would be more like 'little broadsword'.

    this is a...I don't want to give it away. NOT a man-made object, at any rate

    August 5, 2009

  • apparently this also fits, though I was thinking of a better-known animal

    August 5, 2009

  • no. it's a place more than an object

    August 5, 2009

  • yes and yes.

    August 5, 2009

  • yep. good stuff!

    August 5, 2009

  • August 5, 2009

  • it's not a vegetable

    August 5, 2009

  • this is the place to put your guesses, you're right.

    August 5, 2009

  • it doesn't appear to be 'blood', 'rain' (and variations thereon) or 'tears'. hmm

    ETA: d'oh.

    August 5, 2009

  • think smaller, less exotic

    August 4, 2009

  • huckle for some and dingle for others?

    August 4, 2009

  • no, but you're on the right track

    August 4, 2009

  • maybe one day we'll all have the mad skillz to play Indonesian etymology games, bilbers.

    August 4, 2009

  • oh, I don't doubt it. it's just hard to conjure the same sort of deli and soccer cafe vision in Australia that one sees in the rest of the West. one is so much more aware of the other populations.

    August 4, 2009

  • cat, the British archaism.

    August 4, 2009

  • gosh, what would the garnish be?

    August 4, 2009

  • move over, aunt Flo

    August 4, 2009

  • reMARKABLE

    August 4, 2009

  • ah, yes. we can always count on UD for...that thing it does

    August 4, 2009

  • a.k.a. huhu beetle

    August 4, 2009

  • see protea

    August 4, 2009

  • two different plants have this in their etymology--through two different languages.

    August 4, 2009

  • update: it IS

    August 4, 2009

  • I didn't even know there was an Italian immigrant population in Australia! Wordie is Learndie

    August 4, 2009

  • that photo makes him appear more dashing than usual. this is more everyday Levy

    August 4, 2009

  • has the distinction of having no 'true' vowels in it, either; a real consonant soup (underneath the spelling)

    August 4, 2009

  • did this custom extend to the bike shops in the rest of the city as well?

    August 4, 2009

  • means 'cheek' in SBC, and lends itself to the adjective bezobrazan, whose root meaning is "without cheek" and the actual meaning "impudent" or "brazen". cf. the English what cheek! or cheeky; the opposite metaphor for the concept.

    August 4, 2009

  • low-fat milk is pretty close to low-fat mayonnaise in the general bracket of Inexplicable Phenomena

    August 4, 2009

  • the point is, do you envision a nerd when you hear 'Eugene'?

    August 4, 2009

  • the collective unconscious, I rather think. do you not, rolig, have character associations that spring to mind when you hear certain names?

    August 4, 2009

  • Shaw is definitely not a misogynist; Higgins is the butt of Pygmalion.

    I wouldn't say, all the same, that a statement like "Women upset everything" is indicative of misogyny.

    August 4, 2009

  • c_b, I think you're confusing wog and wop. wog is an anti-Asian (in the British sense, meaning East Indian immigrants) slur. the Mauritius extraction in the Australian origins of wogball fits the term, as Mauritius has a large Hindi population.

    August 4, 2009

  • he's frum the Saath; likely to weigh a great deal. Bill Hicks' white, glandular, creationist object of hate.

    August 3, 2009

  • THE nerd of pop culture.

    August 3, 2009

  • often portrayed as gay, if the stress is on the second syllable. reveals the pop perception of an association between homosexuality and-culture upper-class (often continental) pretensions.

    August 3, 2009

  • stereotypically, older, flaky and somewhat infantile. an Aunt, very often. Dear Aunt Kitty, bless her.

    August 3, 2009

  • an American jock and (usually, by extension) an ethically as well as intellectually lacking sort of guy (with monosyllabic friends, e.g. Bud, Bruce, Jake)

    August 3, 2009

  • a name (which sounds) originally male, forcibly converted to the feminine, denoting, for obvious reasons, a masculine, aristocratic woman. Honoria Glossop is an example of this pattern.

    August 3, 2009

  • The female schmo name of 18th century literature, often with an echo of disreputableness. For instance:

    'Thus finishing his grand survey,

    The swain disgusted slunk away,

    Repeating in his amorous fits,

    "Oh! Celia, Celia, Celia shits!"'

    -from The Lady's Dressing-Room

    August 3, 2009

  • bush tomato is a fantastic phrase. it could be the colloquialism for so many things, dirty or decent.

    August 3, 2009

  • in pop culture, often a respectable black man (also Clarence and the like, in line with the concept of the slave name) or an unglamorous white fuddy-duddy

    August 3, 2009

  • almost inevitably a policeman, in the Bollywood universe. he's righteous and up-standing, though not a leading man (cf. the actual mythic Ram, who was THE leading man)

    August 3, 2009

  • in pop culture, an old woman or one who seems much older than her age.

    August 3, 2009

  • "Jane and I have been doing a bit of sleuthing" was a line from the Marple TV program...though of course they were investigating a real murder. "I'm sleuthing for my keys", say, is irksome indeed.

    if you're not a filthy yod-dropper, this word represents a unique s-initial onset cluster in English, one that isn't str/l-, skr/l- or spr/l-

    August 3, 2009

  • sounds like one of Zamboni Palin's duller gems

    August 3, 2009

  • I thought spiders and bugs didn't get along...though perhaps a truce of sorts would arise when your pet found out he couldn't possibly eat the AB

    August 3, 2009

  • "The sea of spuming thought foists up again

    The radiant bubble that she was. And then

    A deep up-pouring from some saltier well

    Within me, bursts its watery syllable."

    -from Wallace Stevens' Le Monocle de Mon Oncle

    August 3, 2009

  • however, the scary ad bimbo on the Wordie main page is pretending to be a flash file instead of a picture :<

    August 2, 2009

  • much obliged!

    August 2, 2009

  • hey guys--check out my outer space butt germs!

    August 1, 2009

  • a.k.a. cram school. The Korean counterpart is hagwon (with permutations such as hagwon from hell)

    July 31, 2009

  • also see juku

    July 31, 2009

  • the woman that keeps staring out the upper-right corner of the Wordie page is starting to give me chills.

    July 31, 2009

  • "At present, man applies to nature but half his force. He works on the world with his understanding alone. He lives in it, and masters it by a penny-wisdom; and he that works most in it, is but a half-man, and whilst his arms are strong and his digestion good, his mind is imbruted, and he is a selfish savage. "

    -except from Ch. VII of Emerson's Nature (not a font of enlightenment so much as quaint phrasing)

    July 31, 2009

  • hooteresque

    July 31, 2009

  • if drinkable yoghurt's anything to go by, Korea has us all whited, man

    July 31, 2009

  • herons and egrets get to scuffling

    July 31, 2009

  • interestingly, both roots of this compound were at one point completely decent.

    though I'm not one for decency.

    July 30, 2009

  • all this "Obama hates whitey! Obama said that thing was stupid! Obama supports affirmative action! Obama's dad isn't a real American!" is so much beating around the bush; they've yet to launch the bomb that'll sink, irrevocably, their own ship.

    one day these...people, for lack of a better word, will just come fully out and scream, "HUSSEIN, people! It's a n***** named HUSSEIN, for God's sake!"

    THAT's the real party line.

    July 30, 2009

  • the wiki photo could be worse, though. 0_0

    July 29, 2009

  • I rest my case :>

    July 29, 2009

  • just think how many times you'd've blunk staring at a wall instead

    July 28, 2009

  • for more information, consult broseph

    July 28, 2009

  • I append a more recent application, from Sean Paul's "Get Busy":

    'Yo sexy ladies want par with us

    In a the car with us

    Them nah war with us

    In a the club them want flex with us

    To get next to us

    Them nah vex with us'

    July 28, 2009

  • "Computer use dramatically reduces your blink rate..." (source).

    huh

    July 28, 2009

  • right. that's the only way. *sputtering rage*

    July 28, 2009

  • we shall call it..."UD alert". taggage ho!

    July 28, 2009

  • while you're right about the root, in Yugo, we use 'izbjegnuti' to mean 'avoid' (as opposed to, say, 'pobjegnuti'--'escape'). it struck me particularly that it should be 'izbjeglica' and not 'pobjeglica', you know what I'm sayin?

    July 28, 2009

  • "Bubby made a kishke

    She made it nice and fat

    Marty took one look at it and said,

    'I can't eat that!'"

    -from Waiting for Guffman

    we've really sanitized the 18th century in our memories, even if there were decent counterparts to 'bubbies'.

    July 28, 2009

  • I thought that, these days, it's pretty domain-specific (referring to surviving artifacts within art or archaeology).

    July 28, 2009

  • "The reverend lover with surprise

    Peeps in her bubbies and her eyes,

    And kisses both, and tries--and tries.

    The evening in this hellish play,

    Beside his guineas, thrown away,

    Provoked the priest to that degree,

    He swore, 'The fault is not in me.

    Your damned close-stool so near my nose,

    Your dirty smock, and stinking toes

    Would make a Hercules as tame

    As any beau that you can name.'"

    -Lady Montagu, The Reasons that Induced Dr S to write a Poem called The Lady's Dressing Room. 1734

    July 27, 2009

  • the Philippine cousin to the Korean japche; glass noodle stir-fry

    July 27, 2009

  • I give it zi/zing :>

    July 27, 2009

  • refugee, lit. "one who has avoided something"

    July 27, 2009

  • someone born under an ill star; schlimazel with more tragic overtones.

    July 27, 2009

  • hops. now you can make consonant soup out of them!

    July 27, 2009

  • asshatter, no?

    July 27, 2009

  • a.k.a. hop merchant

    July 27, 2009

  • the larva of the regal moth

    July 27, 2009

  • a.k.a. Don Juan, Casanova, Romeo, pimp, philanderer, Lothario, womanizer, libertine, skirt hound

    July 27, 2009

  • the genus name for the praying mantis. it shows the down-to-earth, humorous, imagistic nature of taxonomical terminology, which is often portrayed as abstruse and clinical.

    July 27, 2009

  • where is that "doesn't sound like a real word" list?

    July 27, 2009

  • see here (as in, I'm not joking! this is its name)

    July 27, 2009

  • another name for the noble vinegarroon

    July 27, 2009

  • a contender for the largest insect on the planet. here it is on someone's hand (not for the weak of heart)

    July 27, 2009

  • and ئۇيغۇر

    July 27, 2009

  • ie. 《♜�?☣》

    July 27, 2009

  • get a load of this. there seem to be some odds and sods of appeal to a self-professed neologism junkie

    July 27, 2009

  • I don't know how foreign you wanna make this. ot is the Korean suffix pertaining to clothing, and one of the traditional persimmon-dyed peasant garments is called garot (갈옷)

    July 27, 2009

  • an imaginary homophone matching 'facetious'

    July 27, 2009

  • glibly, also (and possibly Ghibli)?

    July 26, 2009

  • 'madmouth' is just a nicer way of saying it ^^

    July 26, 2009

  • he's pretty handsome as far as well-known Irish figures go (just count 'em...Wilde? Shaw!? Bob Geldof?!!).

    July 26, 2009

  • (n): any of several bodily processes by which substances go out of the body

    WeirdNet is a great gender equalizer. In its radical sweep, women have attained foreskins and men periods.

    July 26, 2009

  • I would, but I don't think you're ready for this jelly

    /shame

    July 24, 2009

  • cf. jawani

    July 24, 2009

  • among many notables, 'using magic to steal penises' is the phrase that really stands out in the wiki article.

    July 23, 2009

  • see Gorey's Duke of Whaup

    July 23, 2009

  • how tremendously abstract-sounding

    July 22, 2009

  • the Korean "once upon a time".

    July 22, 2009

  • can you have banger sangers?

    July 22, 2009

  • NO NO NO; it's strictly around the collarbones!

    the existence of swass et al. has compromised the -ass sufix severely.

    sadly, it's just more salt on the other end. we've got to find a third party packing some cod or mackerel, maybe.

    July 22, 2009

  • in RP, it's distinctly pronounced 'sangwidges'. listen for it next time a really pompous BBC radio dramatist comes on.

    July 22, 2009

  • art...so much better than artists.

    these days I try not to hear the people whose work I admire talk or--god forbid--give opinions.

    July 22, 2009

  • gigolo.

    "So what do you make of Mrs. Fortescue's fancyman?"

    "Definitely a suspect, I should say"

    July 22, 2009

  • Can be used as a weapon as well (see eurytoma wasp)

    July 22, 2009

  • a.k.a. jumping plant louse

    July 22, 2009

  • more commonly known as stinkbug

    July 22, 2009

  • a.k.a. Mordellidae

    July 22, 2009

  • I always envisioned the path straight from 'chooseday' to 'tooseday', actually. or is fusion one way of solving the Cj cluster and yod-dropping another?

    July 22, 2009

  • I like the whole paradigm this one invokes--flappeur, dappeur, crappeur, red snappeur

    July 21, 2009

  • take your pick--the school dance; 7-11; people's lawns

    July 21, 2009

  • the slow but inevitable process in English of 'oo' replacing 'you' sounds in words such as mature, Tuesday, during, etc. in some examples the yod has so totally dropped that their original form sounds bizarre (e.g. super); others feel totally wrong with the yod off (e.g. cupidity). cumin is a big fence-maker.

    July 21, 2009

  • an odd instance of yod-dropping conveying higher class rather than low. consider 'Toosday' vs. 'Tyuusday' and the whole body of the same.

    July 21, 2009

  • Steven Patrick, that is. I'm too rough and he's too delicate.

    July 21, 2009

  • there seems to be room to play around. didn't Cher once say, "Relationships are a pain in the wazoo"?

    July 21, 2009

  • 'the immediate descendants of a person', eh?

    July 21, 2009

  • a commendation, after well smack.

    "Well smuck, my friend. Couldn't've done it better myself"

    July 21, 2009

  • "Already I am no longer looked at with lechery or love.

    My daughters and sons have put me away with marbles and dolls,

    Are gone from the house.

    My husband and lovers are pleasant or somewhat polite

    And night is night."

    -excerpt from A Sunset of the City, Gwendolyn Brooks

    July 21, 2009

  • "Would you like to hear a lieder?

    You've but to ask me...to wed

    I would, I would, I would

    You've but to beg me...it

    I would, I would, I would

    "

    -Reducto

    July 21, 2009

  • soba means 'buckwheat noodles' in Japanese; 'room' in SBC. tot is 'child' in English; a particularly delicious type of seaweed in Korean (see here)

    July 21, 2009

  • Shak Rukh Khan would call it friendsheeps day. like this:

    Exsqueeze me... (lecherous stare)

    Happy Friendsheeps Day

    (witnessed in the cinematic crapsplosion called Kuch Kuch Hota Hai)

    July 21, 2009

  • in SBC, "sails" (the ones on a boat). in Korean, with the teensiest bit of schwa following 'd', the call with which one rounds up children.

    July 21, 2009

  • intestinal peristalsis is the act as described on roughage. clinical!

    July 21, 2009

  • a noun as well, in cruder circumstances

    July 21, 2009

  • taking 'zee germans' to the max

    July 21, 2009

  • my mind was blown when one day, the pronunciation was revealed to be 'asky'

    July 21, 2009

  • it would be hard to shake the sense of being ensconced in multiple catheters.

    July 21, 2009

  • a rap metaphor for drug addiction

    July 20, 2009

  • this is what happens to sweaty-ass Europeans during the Korean rainy season (it hasn't rained more than twice, either...just steadily exuded thick winds of monstrous moisture). JESUS

    July 20, 2009

  • if we cut it down to dubshite, a new fictional music genre is born

    July 20, 2009

  • I'd cite it but I've got Dance to the Music of Time in three-novel volumes; quite a bit of leafing. the character who says it is Howard Bagshaw, I believe--a drunken publisher.

    July 20, 2009

  • a sot, in other words

    July 20, 2009

  • it would be 'hata ruku' in Japanese

    July 20, 2009

  • the occasion of the wrong pair of pants giving a woman a package. A gallery of polterwangs

    a.k.a. ghost gonads

    July 20, 2009

  • cf. beasel

    July 20, 2009

  • hard medicated toilet paper? o brave new world

    July 20, 2009

  • I'll take it! better than Balkan beetle

    July 20, 2009

  • Stranded at the drive-in

    Branded a fool

    What will they say

    Monday at school?

    July 20, 2009

  • it's as if they named him to echo the rap-like z in Wentz. the layers of wigger irony keep on piling. is it so racist it falls over the other side into progressive?

    July 19, 2009

  • Million Buttshire and beyond?

    July 19, 2009

  • it's a cliche to say it, but the sanitized steak in plastic wrap has separated the North American imagination from what meat is, from the gruesomeness of muscle. strangely, blood, when it's cooked, loses its scary aspect; it congeals into the form of a piece of liver.

    July 19, 2009

  • shaving the dead...verbally

    I too think Shakespeare would be intrigued by the culinary possibilities of 'mango plup'

    July 19, 2009

  • listed as one of the favourite activities of the staff of Fitshaced magazine, a website once glorious and now ready--itself--for the shaving.

    July 18, 2009

  • that's it. it's over. WORDIE CAN GET NO BETTER AFTER THIS

    July 18, 2009

  • I raise you "doesn't know if it's arseholes or Tuesday" (courtesy of Anthony Powell)

    July 18, 2009

  • I can see Shakespeare glaring at you now. "It's SLIP, churlface! Let SLIP!"

    July 18, 2009

  • hence the "unexpected" component of the list title. one of the desserts you sometimes get after barbecue is a cool, clear, sweet, distinctly cinnamony liquid (with a few pine nuts for garnish). it's drunk just like juice.

    July 18, 2009

  • this reminds me of kosher law, which is said to have arisen as a prohibition against the popular Egyptian dish of calf cooked in its mother's milk. it's ALL cultural; I've seen Koreans, who enjoy lots of live seafood--the highest mark of freshness being a fish, filleted, whose gills are still working when it's placed on the table--make a retching face at the notion of Portuguese salted cod eye on toast. the sense of the yuck is full of contradictions instilled by one's cultural environment. I mean, are cow muscles and cow blood so very different?

    July 18, 2009

  • you do not see the flameworthy (heh heh) possibilities of a "Gay as..." list?

    July 18, 2009

  • a thick, sputtering, garlicky chili paste-and-anchovy concoction, used as a dipping (or rather, smothering) sauce for fatty pork.

    oh, fatty pork! this is verily Pork Island, and if it ain't fatty they don't want it NEAR the kitchen. apparently mainlanders don't like pork fatting up their clear soups; Jejunes welcome that glistening top layer.

    July 18, 2009

  • the soup LOOKS pretty innocuous, I think. if that 'blood pudding' caption wasn't there, it could easily be miso or something

    July 18, 2009

  • North American food prejudices become so appalling in the light of Pacific Rim voracity. to think horse, in our parts, was once reserved for dog food!

    July 18, 2009

  • here, one takes watermelons home from the store in strong plastic mesh with very large holes. a cat quickly develops a taste for auto-bondage, with occasional human assistance.

    July 18, 2009

  • I've never met a cat who could send such effusions of fur into the air at the slightest caress. tables are regularly bestrewn with her sheddings.

    July 18, 2009

  • found in award-winning hangover soup, along with some fuzzy-looking organ, the fuzz thereof being--as it turns out--a great conduit for dipping sauce

    July 18, 2009

  • delicious in sweet and savoury applications

    July 18, 2009

  • hard to gather material for, mostly. and it's shameful to have a second-best list. anyway, teeth lives on in the conversations lists; the definition will not go unnoticed.

    July 18, 2009

  • also yang-yeong tang

    July 18, 2009

  • appears to be a compound of the korean 'ke' ("dog") and 'soju' (most popular national liquor). I'll have to ask about this

    July 18, 2009

  • a stroke of genius

    July 18, 2009

  • flick the bean is one I read somewhere, strictly feminine.

    July 18, 2009

  • suillary

    July 18, 2009

  • put it in Best of Weirdnet, already!

    July 18, 2009

  • by all means. what are we here for if not to coin words with faux suffixes?

    July 18, 2009

  • the malphigian body SOUNDS really lofty and Platonic...

    July 17, 2009

  • I'll have to try this thing, though you've gotta admit Google Images isn't doing it any favours.

    as for deep-fried fries, I can vouch for their horkulence.

    July 17, 2009

  • there's more than one!

    the one I see around Jeju is more like a deep-fried Muppet haircut; the fries stick out in every direction from the center. it's also battered :/

    July 17, 2009

  • and when you want to insult people with it, mossface

    July 17, 2009

  • I totally took her advice

    July 17, 2009

  • see here

    July 17, 2009

  • on a stick, no less. it's like a corn dog, with fries instead of the wiener.

    see chip butty for further fry-related monstrosity

    July 17, 2009

  • ie. Europe

    July 17, 2009

  • We paused before a house that seemed

    A swelling of the ground--

    The roof was scarcely visible--

    The cornice--but a mound

    -Emily Dickinson, from 27 ('Because I could not stop for Death')

    July 17, 2009

  • The gods talk in the breath of the wold

    They talk in the shaken pine,

    And they fill the long reach of the old seashore

    With dialogue divine;

    And the poet who overhears

    Some random word they say

    Is the fated man of men

    Whom the ages must obey

    -Emerson, from "The Poet"

    July 17, 2009

  • a kind of moth

    July 16, 2009

  • var. pishoge

    July 16, 2009

  • there's no decadence like modern gym equipment. pretending to lift things! pretending to walk! unthinkable

    and then there's Wii--the pretending to houseclean game.

    July 16, 2009

  • " 'A cockerel

    Crew from a blossoming apple bough

    Three hundred years before the Fall,

    And never crew again till now,

    And would not now but that he thought,

    Chance being at one with Choice at last,

    All that the brigand apple brought

    And this foul world were dead at last.

    ..."

    -Yeats, Solomon and the Witch

    July 15, 2009

  • yeah, only with four ears >_<

    July 15, 2009

  • Konglish for cheat sheet

    July 15, 2009

  • English also features l- and n-coloured vowels. of all the inappropriate orthographies...

    My students exhibit a lot of phonologically confusing r-colouring. In Korean, r-like consonants are assigned to the beginning of the syllable and l-like ones to the end. So what in the world is causing them to infuse 'doll' and 'wall' with such heaps of r-ness?

    July 15, 2009

  • the body. An original Hopkins kenning

    July 14, 2009

  • after hammer pants

    see here

    July 14, 2009

  • "travelling acrobat"

    cool!

    July 14, 2009

  • odd how words switch genders all of a sudden. anyone remember Betty Boop's boyfriend Bimbo?

    July 14, 2009

  • too many Latinate words that sound indistinguishable from each other on that site; I like this one for its brevity.

    July 13, 2009

  • I congratulate the article for bringing out the sinister possibilities of the word 'express'. I'll never look at it the same way again.

    July 13, 2009

  • conversely, there's heavenly hash, which sounds inedible though it's delicious.

    July 13, 2009

  • interesting.

    I've only seen well-fed cats do this, out of what seems to be sheer transgressiveness, decadence even.

    July 13, 2009

  • I've read gay as a grig, a derivation of "merry as a grig", presumably.

    one wants a "gay as..." list but it's a Pandora's box.

    July 12, 2009

  • don't squid and goat have vastly different cooking times?

    July 12, 2009

  • "back in Nagasaki

    where the fellers chew tobaccy

    and the women wicky-wacky-woo"

    -heard in Jeeves and Wooster 0.o

    July 12, 2009

  • I believe you've coined a word here: plup. I find the phrase mango plup pregnant with possibility

    July 12, 2009

  • see couscous.

    July 12, 2009

  • "All's fair in war and bouncy-bouncy"

    -Harvey Birdman

    July 12, 2009

  • I love the implication, in the definition "someone who cooks food", that there are lots of other things to cook.

    the French literally means 'boss' (akin to 'chief'), which is how it's used in SBC (spelled šef).

    I believe there is a similar aesthetic sensibility (and conceptual system) to the French and Japanese. in Japanese, the chef in the kitchen is also 'boss': taisho.

    July 12, 2009

  • WOW. did anyone happen to photograph the horkings?

    that Boris has more than a touch of Caligula about him

    July 12, 2009

  • I've seen a lot of cats eat scraps of foil, wood, paper, etc. from the floor with a look of diabolical satisfaction.

    July 11, 2009

  • "one day...

    not ready yet, not ready yet

    one day...

    there's a little minx

    should I ply her with drinks?

    NO!"

    -Paedogeddon

    ETA: PAGING BEST OF WEIRDNET

    July 11, 2009

  • lit. "the pumpkin burst", meaning "the truth is out". cf. puko film

    July 11, 2009

  • courtesan or less pretty terminology for the same

    July 9, 2009

  • My vegetable love should grow

    Vaster than empires, and more slow

    July 9, 2009

  • var. of vegetable love

    July 9, 2009

  • "From the steps he shouted into the night.

    'Coprolite! Faecal débris! Fossil of dung!'

    A minute later he returned to the sitting-room."

    (Powell, Books Do Furnish a Room)

    July 9, 2009

  • Used as a synonym for 'cuckold' in Dance to the Music of Time: "I wondered whether Jean trompé'd him with the gauchos, or whatever it was of the most tempting to ladies in that country" (p.97, Books Do Furnish a Room)

    July 9, 2009

  • courtesy of Anthony Powell

    July 9, 2009

  • a diplomatic secretary, that sort of thing.

    July 9, 2009

  • they make a certain narrative, these three.

    July 8, 2009

  • It's stymy (if the verb is what you mean; there may be a 'stimy' adjective I haven't heard of)

    July 8, 2009

  • man, does that author not know about the rest of the Jackson family.

    July 8, 2009

  • the oddest false antecedents; surely there are non-nomadic cultures available to invent a 5-foot iron grill? this is the popular name for teppanyaki, a Japanese cooking style.

    July 7, 2009

  • the art on large, free standing folding screens (for example)

    July 7, 2009

  • a.k.a. tofu boy (though the literal Japanese translation is something like 'tofu-bearing child priest'), a humorous ghost carrying a tray of tofu that curses whoever eats it

    July 7, 2009

  • a.k.a. Mokugyo-Daruma. It may, like Iron Mouse, be an invention of Toriyama Sekien; it seems a bit kooky to have furnished actual horror stories and myths.

    July 7, 2009

  • a.k.a. Tesso

    It's likely this creature was invented by illustrator Toriyama Sekien, though we also see it (among other, better-known Japanese demons) in the work of sculptor Kaiyôdô (here), who seems pretty recent. There doesn't seem to be a lot of other info on the Iron Mouse, though, so Kaiyôdô may just be doing an homage to Toriyama.

    July 7, 2009

  • Shetland Isles creature, akin to the Kelpie

    July 7, 2009

  • see Wiki page

    July 7, 2009

  • lantern monster ("the one which never falls"), possibly the same as Bakechochin

    July 7, 2009

  • mais oui. I, for one, would find it awfully dreary getting crunk without perculating.

    July 7, 2009

  • July 7, 2009

  • a pickpocket's ghost, the "demon with a hundred eyes" (the coins she absorbs come out onto her skin)

    July 7, 2009

  • a.k.a. biwa-yanagi and biwa-buruburu. Lute monster

    July 7, 2009

  • in other contexts strix, shtriga, and strzyga

    July 7, 2009

  • also duennes, unbaptized child ghosts. see here also

    July 7, 2009

  • T&T

    July 7, 2009

  • a Trini demoness. From the French 'maman de l'eau'.

    July 7, 2009

  • see here

    July 7, 2009

  • Shunka Warakin is a pretty bad-ass name (here)

    July 7, 2009

  • another name for Wolpertinger

    July 7, 2009

  • 'perculate' (ie. dance) appeared in a few hip-hop songs and sort of replaced 'percolate' (strikingly evident in the UD entry), despite the fact it means something quite different (though the authors of the word may have wanted to invoke the percolation metaphor).

    July 7, 2009

  • (�?�日葵) Japanese: "sunflower"

    July 7, 2009

  • (해바�?�기) Korean: "sunflower"

    July 7, 2009

  • a.k.a. Hy�?tankoz�? (illustr.)

    July 7, 2009

  • feminine: dudine (see OE)

    July 7, 2009

  • a dude

    July 7, 2009

  • check the Wiki for a classical illustration. I've never seen a dead flesh chunk that cute!

    July 7, 2009

  • groaty dick: an English (but of course) dish

    July 7, 2009

  • Chinese: congee

    Korean: juk

    Japanese: okayu

    Tagalog: lugaw

    Thai: moi (thin stuff) and chok (thick stuff)

    July 7, 2009

  • also spoon-meat; loblolly

    July 7, 2009

  • "to tire bodily from overwork"

    -WWftD

    July 7, 2009

  • cf. the Penetrata

    July 7, 2009

  • "There has been a snatching of an umbrella"

    -The Sopping Thursday

    July 6, 2009

  • where do the -ets and -ettes go?

    July 6, 2009

  • culture clash! Cockney Japanese sneezing sound

    July 6, 2009

  • ćiha! is the SBC version. the reply is 'ćiha maca, zdrava djeca' (cat sneezes, healthy children)

    July 6, 2009

  • man-eating plant

    July 6, 2009

  • surely the most beautiful phrase in the English language

    other names: Jedua/Jeduah; the Sythian Lamb; the Borometz

    July 6, 2009

  • yoo hoo

    July 6, 2009

  • indeed. the Wiki page says that British English takes 'axlotl' and American 'axolotl', but that sounds fishy somehow (pardon the pun).

    July 6, 2009

  • see axlotl

    July 6, 2009

  • what it comes down to is being inhabited by glowing intestine bacteria.

    certain life-forms (like a species of krill in the very deep ocean) can squirt bioluminescent goo to distract predators; a real-life superpower.

    July 6, 2009

  • what tripe!

    July 5, 2009

  • evidence

    "nude" has somehow come to mean "inside out" in Korea. most kim bap rolls have seaweed on the outside; those with seaweed on the inside and rice on the outside are called "nude kimbap". Crunky Balls are covered with chocolate and filled with rice crispy objects; Nude Crunky Balls the reverse.

    July 5, 2009

  • the Fresh Prince theme song just became a lot better

    July 4, 2009

  • coincidentally, fupa is a term some circles use colloquially to refer to the vagina.

    July 4, 2009

  • the actual birthplace of our favourite Changeling

    /nerd

    July 4, 2009

  • a small, very young chicken (something like a Cornish game hen).

    July 4, 2009

  • Korean. lit. "barley bread", though this is deceiving, as boribbang is definitely a confection item. as far as I can tell, bread is a sort of cake in the Korean thought process and manner of eating. the Western-style breads in bakeries, with the exception of the baguette, all contain higher amounts of sugar than their counterparts in the West. also, bread is not eaten as a staple but on its own, between meals, shared with company. children often say, "my favourite food is bread" (and I have NEVER heard a child say, "my favourite food is rice"), which marks it as a special category.

    /tome

    July 3, 2009

  • SBC. the root is '�?up'--'tuft', so these are 'tufties', squares of sponge dipped in chocolate, dredged in coconut flakes. apparently there is an Australian cake of this description with a different name.

    July 3, 2009

  • much obliged!

    July 3, 2009

  • "šipak" is literally "rosehip", but for some reason its colloquial meaning is 'zilch' or 'no way'; "kum" is "godfather". this phrase--"rosehips, godfather!"--means 'nothing doing' or 'nothing came out of it'. it's extremely common, at least in Bosnia.

    July 3, 2009

  • oh yeah!

    perhaps the southerners just play fast and loose with etymology; my mother's kola�? is square about 90% of the time.

    is there a cake list? �?upavci--'tufties' or 'fuzzcakes'--ought to have a place to go.

    July 3, 2009

  • in SBC, at least, 'kola�?' is completely unspecific (just like 'cake'). you can see how many different pictures you get for it on Google images.

    July 3, 2009

  • its bizarre inverse image, the dental dam

    what a pair!

    July 3, 2009

  • the self-identifying call of the genus Mangabey

    July 3, 2009

  • spearin' bushbabies

    July 3, 2009

  • closely coincides with the Jain diet.

    July 3, 2009

  • Ants corral aphids onto plant stems, guarding fiercely against unwelcome guests. The aphids glut themselves round the clock and the ants diligently 'harvest' their sugar-laden poop (called honeydew by creepy biologists).

    July 3, 2009

  • see wiki page for sexist literary antecedents.

    July 3, 2009

  • oh! I totally misunderstood 'accidental' was the problem, yees

    July 3, 2009

  • known for obligate siblicide (see wiki page).

    July 3, 2009

  • thanks for the suggestion. I think I shall list it under the more colourful "Legionnaire ant" which Wiki says is another name.

    July 3, 2009

  • I saw it on the Planet Earth series or possibly Blue Planet (David Attenborough's mournful commentary, at any rate). I'll rifle through my files and try and get the exact episode.

    July 3, 2009

  • PR makes a tremendous amount of difference in both directions. them durn bonnet-wearing banana-chompers on TV inspired loads of loaded dimbulbs to get themselves a chimp, I bet, while leagues of parents would not under any circumstances allow for a pet rat in the house.

    July 3, 2009

  • it pierces the larva of a gall wasp and lays its own egg within it, so that its larva feeds on the body of the gall wasp larva as well as the nutrients of the oak (or other) tree.

    there are lot of instances (esp. among wasps) of eggs laid within other species' larvae, but this parasite-within-a-parasite situation is especially striking.

    July 3, 2009

  • an interesting post-battle ritual for the victors: tearing apart an enemy baby and passing delicious chunks around.

    July 3, 2009

  • they keep harems, for one thing. the males gore each other something awful, and during a battle they often smother cubs without noticing.

    July 3, 2009

  • there is footage of a couple of these playing tail volleyball with a half-dead sea lion cub for about half an hour.

    July 3, 2009

  • devourer of grandchildren *shudder*

    July 3, 2009

  • a.k.a. gallfly

    July 3, 2009

  • poga�?a is a fatty, chunky, layered Yugo bread.

    July 3, 2009

  • 'together' is a two-part compound according to OE

    July 3, 2009

  • there's something transfixing in the phrase gay sex ban. it's just...*eye bulge*

    July 3, 2009

  • an exciting refurbishment of pie hole by Neil Gaiman

    July 2, 2009

  • as long as students keep copping out and plunking whole paragraphs of text into an online translator, we'll get 'phrases' like these. I would like to make this the by-word for the practice, abbreviated to Maul Rat: "jesus, 5 students pulled a Maul Rat on the essay assignment".

    for those who are curious, this arose from a recipe for spicy rice cakes (떡볶�?�); the original sentence is maul ratiocination eggs life.

    July 2, 2009

  • see peloothered

    July 2, 2009

  • I'm thinking this and perennial client of the malt shop of destiny need to elope and make a list of their own. Drunken Travels?

    July 2, 2009

  • I wonder how many of the world's languages hold the dead drunk analogy.

    July 2, 2009

  • from woggled, courtesy of the Drunktionary.

    July 2, 2009

  • more on cat whipping, though unclear in this case whether French has anything to do with it.

    July 2, 2009

  • drunk (see here)

    July 2, 2009

  • a culinary principle. the fat content of food is hidden in strange emulsions (e.g. the creature called 'salad dressing'; 'breaded' meat mixture), rather than openly displayed, ie. drizzled onto things and sticking an inch out of the side of a pork chop (overt fat).

    July 2, 2009

  • such a fixture of the humorist lower classes in the AG world. untranslatable!

    July 2, 2009

  • man, that's a loaded phrase.

    why did we let go of dandy, anyway?

    July 2, 2009

  • agreed. we need 'kh' for /x/ (as 'x' would be horribly misleading)

    July 2, 2009

  • a language which nobody speaks (or writes) any longer (not something like Latin, which is very much alive in text form). if there still some non-native speakers of the language it's moribund.

    the phenomenon does depress people tremendously, though I've always found it heartening that new dialects and creoles are being constantly created; these are the seeds of new languages. moreover, the stats are deceiving at face value, giving the impression of homology when that is not at all the case. for example, it is listed that 885 million people speak Mandarin, but within this, there are thousands and thousands of varieties, each reflecting specific group identity.

    the emergence of orthography has done a lot of damage to the thousands of oral languages that were out there, but text does a lot to preserve languages as well. Old English--Old anything, for that matter--might be extinct by now.

    in short, there's a lot to balance language extinction.

    July 2, 2009

  • "But I felt ma time’s a-comin’,

    And I know’d I’s dyin’ fast.

    I seed the River Jerden

    A-creepin’ muddy past— "

    -Sylvester's Dying Bed Langston Hughes

    July 2, 2009

  • actually--M-W cites a "chiefly British" use of it as a transitive verb meaning roughly 'murder' (here). If we could get some British corroboration I'd like to restore it to the homicide list.

    July 2, 2009

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