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  • All characters are looking fine on my end.

    But yes, the homepage is borked by about two hours. The last comment I see is mollusque's on c_b's Words of Dinosaurology list.

    August 31, 2008

  • Yeah, but then we'd all have to go live in Tasmania...

    August 30, 2008

  • My bathroom. My roommate is a filth wizard.

    August 30, 2008

  • I quite like the aptly named dad's gum. I remember my father always smelling like chewies as well.

    August 30, 2008

  • Ew, imagine filling your house with the scent of Deep Heat or Tiger Balm. *hork*

    August 30, 2008

  • I've only ever used this, or heard it used, as in cacked myself laughing.

    August 30, 2008

  • Feels good.

    August 29, 2008

  • Hoyes. She will be trained from her youngest days, as I suspect Auntie C trained me.

    August 29, 2008

  • When I build my dream house, it's going to have one of these. It may not even be a guest room; I might just want to go hang out there occasionally and warm myself at the kotatsu.

    August 29, 2008

  • As a kid, I found this term very upsetting. Mum uses it as a joke, but siblings and family friends turned it into a weapon against me. Maybe I was (am) just an over-sensitive kid.

    August 29, 2008

  • I am also a lefty, rt. Let us unite in the name of cacky-handers everywhere!

    There is a strange pattern of lefthandedness in my family actually. I'm a lefty, as is my Auntie C. C has an auntie who is lefthanded and and I believe she has a lefty aunt too. That's as far back as I know my family tree, alas. I'm just waiting for a niece!

    August 29, 2008

  • Everyone is born right-handed. Only the gifted overcome it.

    August 29, 2008

  • Coined by Desmond Tutu to describe post-apartheid South Africa.

    August 29, 2008

  • I thought Fructus was a shampoo.

    August 29, 2008

  • Ooh, so pretty!

    August 29, 2008

  • They look really tasty.

    August 27, 2008

  • Er.. *shifty eyes* I may not have actually been in Italy. There's a Carnevale festival here every year, but this is South Australia, so perhaps it's not the most authentic Italian cuisine... But the bloke selling them was a first generation Italian immigrant. I knew his wife, so he used to sometimes just give me random food. It was quite good.

    They weren't quite like that Pro, they were just long sticks. I am beginning to get the suspicion that Dom just made them up.

    August 27, 2008

  • Oh but there is a connection: His name is Manny Toppings!

    Y'know, cause the ad is about lots of toppings on your pizza... um, yeah, sounds stupid when you write it out, but I still love this word.

    August 27, 2008

  • Yay! Congratulations c_b!

    What was your ten thousandth word?

    August 27, 2008

  • As long as it tastes good, who cares if it's a doughnut or a donut hole??

    Personally, I like these long Italian doughnut-sort-of things that I had at Carnivale a few years ago. I can't remember what they're called though. Maybe Pro can help out?

    August 27, 2008

  • I pronounce this like I'm speaking German - the same as hear.

    August 26, 2008

  • OMG, lyuds, sounds like we're like, part of the same like, generation. That's hott, lololol.

    August 25, 2008

  • "People try to put us down"...

    Quite frankly, sometimes I can't blame them.

    August 24, 2008

  • I had a smart arse answer for this when I was a kid. I said "Mum, Jesus was born in a barn." And she looked at me in that way that only a mother can and said, "Yes, and look where it got him."

    -- Wil Anderson

    August 24, 2008

  • ya rly!

    August 24, 2008

  • Ugh. I hate the use of gay as an insult. Unfortunately it's mostly my generation that's popularised it. "Like, omg, ur so gay!" Just, no.

    I agree rt, it's definitely not brilliant. What a horrible word.

    August 24, 2008

  • I like this word because it reminds me of The Wizard of Oz.

    I think I need to create an Oz list, actually. It's pretty much consuming my brain at the moment, and will continue to do so until I've finished school.

    August 24, 2008

  • I also love rain. Which is a good thing because it has pretty much rained all month in Adelaide.

    August 23, 2008

  • I thought this had something to do with commemorating marmots.

    August 23, 2008

  • It took seven and a half million years to come up with the answer. You can't just expect me to know the question off the top of my head!

    August 22, 2008

  • But what exactly is the question?

    August 22, 2008

  • Sounds like a Sailor Moon attack, if you ask me.

    Also, ew.

    August 22, 2008

  • That's odd. I also pronounce it "corn".

    Funny old world, innit?

    August 21, 2008

  • Ahaha, Steven Bradbury, what a champ!

    August 21, 2008

  • Will you let him go?

    August 21, 2008

  • Spare him his life from this monstrosity.

    August 21, 2008

  • Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

    August 19, 2008

  • *catches the cupcake in her mouth* *chomp*

    Hungermonger? Ha!

    August 19, 2008

  • *tucks in*

    August 19, 2008

  • Ooh, some for me too, please!

    I'm absolutely starving. That's what I get for sleeping through dinner.

    August 19, 2008

  • *picks up butterfly sponge and dusts it off*

    Still good! *nomnomnom*

    August 19, 2008

  • Unfortunately she still considers the internet to be nothing more than a tool. Oh, and a way to swap email jokes.

    I really need to start writing the things she says down when I'm on the phone to her. I always notice them, but by the time I get near Wordie again, I've forgotten.

    August 19, 2008

  • Leftover cupcakes?

    What a ludicrous idea!

    August 19, 2008

  • Nope. I have a feeling it's lost forever, b.

    August 19, 2008

  • The Stupid Test.

    Any idea how many colours there are for that ball, frin? I managed to change it twice.

    August 19, 2008

  • nom nom nom.

    August 19, 2008

  • Mt Isa needs help with advertising.

    What's it got going for it at the moment - desperate men and high lead levels? Sign me up!

    August 18, 2008

  • Clearly, I did not define my point well enough. The general gist of your second paragraph matches what I was saying: that in order for the label "eternal" to no longer apply, there must be one chosen answer, no matter how clearly that answer is defined.

    However, I would have to say that the word "answer" is an ambiguous one. Can the 20 candidates for the answer to the eternal question still be referred to as "answers"?

    Why thank you, my good bear. Don't mind if I do.

    August 18, 2008

  • It is an indefinable evil. It is more addicive than the strongest narcotic.

    Personally, my life depends on its continued existence.

    August 18, 2008

  • zelena zelena :)

    August 18, 2008

  • The internet knew, apparently.

    The internet knows all...

    August 18, 2008

  • They're not answers, though, they're just possible answers. So the question remains eternal because people are eternally trying to decide which of the 20 clearly defined answers is the most suitable.

    August 18, 2008

  • Here we go again.

    August 18, 2008

  • Well, if there was a clearly defined answer, it wouldn't be eternal, would it?

    August 18, 2008

  • I don't think so rt, but when I was searching for a link for this page, I did discover that apparently you also get to celebrate National Chocolate Cupcake Day (18 October) and National Lemon Cupcake Day (15 December), although their authenticity seems questionable.

    There are just not enough confectionary related holidays in the world.

    August 18, 2008

  • This is another of those situations where I couldn't tell you which spelling I favour, just because I've never really thought about it, it just comes to me.

    August 18, 2008

  • Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals.

    August 18, 2008

  • Does that happen even if they were added by two different people?

    August 18, 2008

  • ... I knew that. I was just testing you.

    *shifty eyes*

    haha, thanks :)

    August 18, 2008

  • Today (18/08/2008) is National Cupcake Day, as I just heard on the radio. It's a fundraising initiative for the RSPCA (how appropriate).

    August 18, 2008

  • I actually prefer violet crumble to crunchie, because crunchie has that thicker, chewier stuff at the edges, and that's what gets stuck in my teeth. Whereas violet crumble is, well, crumblier.

    August 18, 2008

  • This reminds me of an episode of a TV show I watched as a kid called "Round the Twist". The lead girl threw out a doll from her childhood that walked and said "cuddle me" when it was turned on. Then it stalked her and she heard its voice all over the place. It did get pretty by the end, actually.

    August 18, 2008

  • Someone's half-eaten Crunchie.

    Honeycomb is the stuff in Crunchies. It's yellower, denser and gets stuck in your teeth more easily. IMHO.

    August 18, 2008

  • What wikipedia calls sponge toffee is called honeycomb here, but that's the stuff that is in Crunchies and Violet Crumbles (yum, btw) which is not the same as what's in Maltesers.

    Edit: Cross section of a Malteser.

    Edit2: Apparently I can't create two external links in one comment?

    August 17, 2008

  • Don't think I haven't considered it, Pro, but I'm running out of net credit fast. Besides, I'm not even sure if it was on Wordie...

    August 17, 2008

  • Someone actually attempted to figure it out.

    Jeeves (at ask.com) used to answer this with "Which do you mean - African or European swallow?" but Jeeves is now gone and so are all his Easter eggs :(

    August 17, 2008

  • Thanks, rol. Now if I could just remember the question that sparked the idea late on Thursday night... It was hilarious, but it continues to escape me :(

    August 17, 2008

  • *ahem* pit of despair has been added twice :D

    August 17, 2008

  • Honeycomb? Isn't it malt? Hence the name maltesers?

    August 17, 2008

  • 42.

    August 17, 2008

  • I think I've found my word for the next Identify the Wordie!

    August 17, 2008

  • Context.

    August 16, 2008

  • Bilby, you need to bracket supercalifreakinawesome plskthx.

    Double the toppings right to the edge!

    August 15, 2008

  • Milosrdenstvi, I think something's wrong with your link :)

    August 15, 2008

  • I have the world's longest weekend ahead of me. I need to go to sleep. *attempts to knock self out with heavy folder*

    August 14, 2008

  • Alsome.

    August 14, 2008

  • A cotton bud?

    August 14, 2008

  • Of course there is. It's Wordie.

    August 13, 2008

  • There's a gold medal winning team for this one in the boarding house. They also participate in synchronised googling pictures of eamon sullivan.

    August 13, 2008

  • Thanks rt and skip, excellent contributions :)

    August 13, 2008

  • Pro, apparently.

    August 12, 2008

  • I wish these existed.

    August 12, 2008

  • Aw, cute!

    Thanks, bilby. My life's goal is to discover a rainbow squid down in the depths.

    August 12, 2008

  • I caught a whiff at the age of about 11. That was enough for me, actually. Still, there'd be worse tortures.

    August 12, 2008

  • A dreamtime story. I suspect I loved the picture book because it was so colourful.

    August 12, 2008

  • Death by Kava doesn't sound too bad a way to go.

    August 12, 2008

  • Oh, yeah, about that... *scuffs toe of her shoe on the ground* y'see, my phone bill is already quite high, and the parental unit is this close to confiscating it, and... well, I'm sorry, ok?

    August 12, 2008

  • Well, it's about time I made a tappen joke, I think :P

    Sorry, c_b.

    August 12, 2008

  • Apparently the Swiss soldier left Wordie.

    August 12, 2008

  • I've always wanted a pet axolotl.

    August 12, 2008

  • Everything has to be huge with you, doesn't it rt?

    Huge head, huge desk... tsk.

    August 12, 2008

  • I hope you've got some disinfectant wipes ;)

    August 12, 2008

  • To prevent untimely tappen ejections?

    August 12, 2008

  • Poor Threepio, abandoned again. Without even R2-D2 to keep him company.

    August 12, 2008

  • I accept, thou sodden-witted whoreson, ere I trounce thee so that priests must become mockers, if they shall encounter such ridiculous subjects as you.

    *bows*

    August 12, 2008

  • Peace, fat guts. The tartness of thy face sours ripe grapes.

    P.S. I'm an excellent dodger. Noone is nailing me with any rotten fruit. Not that they'd want to, I'm also an excellent actor :P

    August 12, 2008

  • Thou ape of death! All that is within thee does condemn itself for being there.

    August 12, 2008

  • I bite my thumb at thee bilby.

    August 12, 2008

  • Hello?

    August 12, 2008

  • Every potential Wordie list is an existing Wordie list :)

    August 12, 2008

  • Oh great, now that song is going to be suck in my head all day! *hums*

    August 12, 2008

  • You're not the only one, rt.

    I sometimes have to be forcibly ejected from people's rooms during prep time. Fortunately, my current roommate is as bad as me, and we just chat all the time. Neither of us get anything done but we enjoy ourselves.

    August 12, 2008

  • I was just on my way over to pow to ask what this meant. You read my mind, bilby.

    Are you, by any chance, The One?

    August 11, 2008

  • One who devours information, I presume?

    August 11, 2008

  • Of course not! Outrageous joy in the face of new words - that's what Wordie is all about :D

    August 11, 2008

  • Hehe. Unfortunately, I don't.

    That's to do with insomnia, though.

    August 11, 2008

  • I think this kicks in for me at about the time I decide I am going to go to bed. I refresh a couple of times, then go brush my teeth. Then I refresh some more, then I put on my pajamas. Then I refresh and make sure my room is vaguely tidy so I don't have to rush in the morning. Then I refresh 893465 more times and then I close my laptop and go to bed.

    August 11, 2008

  • *tear*

    August 11, 2008

  • There's a first time for everything, rt.

    August 11, 2008

  • Hmm, well, UD says something about drinking in car parks or something (Netfox blocked the full definition), but to me it brings to mind a sort of convoy of 4WDs...

    August 11, 2008

  • I don't think so, I don't get an error message, and there's nothing in the URL that Netfox is likely to block. I just get 5.jpg where the photo should be...

    Edit: I don't know what changed, but I can now see it. I'm definitely in for group ponchoing.

    August 11, 2008

  • I cannot see that picture. Weird.

    August 11, 2008

  • This is me not laughing at your list.

    P.S. See Wordie Treatment.

    August 11, 2008

  • How's the serenity.

    August 11, 2008

  • Bonnie Doon?

    August 11, 2008

  • I am this person!

    August 11, 2008

  • I don't think you ruined it, but maybe the fun does need to be drawn out a little longer :)

    You want to put two giant stainless steel hollow balls on someone's pelvis?! Ouch.

    August 11, 2008

  • Could it have been on yak-shaving?

    August 11, 2008

  • That's a crazy, outlandish idea you've got there c_b, I don't think it'll work.

    (Edited)

    August 11, 2008

  • Do ponchos count?

    August 11, 2008

  • They might be stolen...

    Nothing against Coober, of course.

    August 11, 2008

  • *gulp*

    August 11, 2008

  • You and I must have the same friends, bilb.

    August 11, 2008

  • So, I'll meet you at the Shrubbery Balls?

    No, I don't think that sounds right...

    August 11, 2008

  • Often used to describe the colour of eyes.

    Or perhaps that's just in the fanfic I read.

    I'm sure I've read it somewhere else, though.

    August 11, 2008

  • Pie?

    You have food?

    I need food.

    Is there caffeine in it?

    I need caffeine!

    August 11, 2008

  • Well, why don't we name it after the place we're going to put it?

    Where are we going to put it?

    August 11, 2008

  • Stack two on top of each other and you've got an excellent meeting place.

    August 10, 2008

  • THIS is the words I was trying to think of on Friday! *headdesk* Why, why, WHY would it not come to mind?

    August 10, 2008

  • Hee!

    August 10, 2008

  • I protest!

    August 8, 2008

  • whoa whoa whoa whoa! Whoa!

    What?

    Dc, no... what?

    No retiring, plzkthx.

    Let's not let this page become another repeat of vegetarian, kk, everyone?

    August 8, 2008

  • By the time I finish my individual study for English this year, I suspect I will know Oz backwards.

    August 8, 2008

  • Mary-Sue wouldn't wear crocs! She's far too stylish/gothic.

    August 8, 2008

  • gound.

    August 8, 2008

  • Do tell, dc.

    August 7, 2008

  • I saw a diamond ring first, but I can see the anger as well.

    Maybe it's angry about its monobrow.

    August 7, 2008

  • I've heard it a lot in Australia, but my original love for pear shaped comes from The Thin Blue Line.

    August 7, 2008

  • *hangs head in shame*

    I'm sorry. I've been trying to control my compulsions.

    Take That did a cover, you know.

    August 7, 2008

  • Rarer than hen's teeth.

    I just realised I commented on frog penises 3 months ago but never listed this.

    August 6, 2008

  • Wait, so, how exactly is a normal bra dangerous when worn in combination with a bullet-proof vest?

    August 6, 2008

  • Hee! hehehe. Root! *is juvenile*

    I wonder where busted comment IDs 95811-6 are...

    August 6, 2008

  • But you know there's always rain in my heart.

    I do all the pleasin' with you.

    It's so hard to reason with you.

    Please Please Me.

    Ha! I stole your MO, gangerh! Take that! :P

    August 5, 2008

  • John, you slack bastard, leave some fairy cakes for the rest of us!

    August 5, 2008

  • In my school environment. Overused because I think it's fun, amusing word in a childish way, (and also in a Potter Puppet Pals kind of way), but it is too often used in the context of teenage girls talking about their latest sexual exploits, and it just bothers me that this juvenile word is connected with something that's supposed to mean that they're all grown up and stuff.

    Or something. I don't know.

    August 5, 2008

  • Why is this not on the mondegreens list?

    August 5, 2008

  • Ew.

    August 5, 2008

  • Is it amusing to anyone else that at the bottom of that poster the "e" has been left out of "awareness"?

    August 5, 2008

  • Whoa. No need to get so worked up! What's a little fatality between friends?

    August 4, 2008

  • Weirdnet!

    August 4, 2008

  • Awwwww! *is goo*

    August 3, 2008

  • omigawd! Talk about drama.

    August 3, 2008

  • That's right!

    We are now the Knights who say "Ekky-ekky-ekky-ekky-z'Bang, zoom-Boing."

    Ni!

    August 3, 2008

  • Ni!

    August 3, 2008

  • I'm sorry. I don't mean to bring my teen angst onto Wordie.

    This is not the place for it.

    August 3, 2008

  • Somewhere I'm not surrounded by nasty, inconsiderate teenage girls.

    There are places I could go if I ever did run away from the boarding house. I have family and friends in the city who would take me in. In reality, I doubt it'll ever happen. Getting out is not the hard bit, it's getting back in that's the problem.

    August 3, 2008

  • The only thing preventing my escape right now.

    August 3, 2008

  • We had two last night, exactly 1 hour and 11 minutes apart. 2:11am and 3:22am. Luckily I have a really warm dressing gown.

    August 3, 2008

  • Don't worry Pro, I suck worse :D

    Sionnach is totally a stripper. And a peeler, too.

    I defend sunflower as a logical choice for dontcry :P

    Sunflowers turn with the sun to always get the most sunlight. That's how I picture dc on The Porch. Slowly turning the deckchair...

    P.S. Thanks for setting this up, bilby :) Much fun was had.

    August 2, 2008

  • You can buy porn in the supermarket?

    August 2, 2008

  • I think this is a really sexy word. I don't know why.

    August 2, 2008

  • Ahahaha! epic fail!

    August 2, 2008

  • Ooh, burn!

    XXXX is festy.

    August 2, 2008

  • Like "strawn", usually. There are a bunch of variations on the spelling, I'm pretty sure, but I can never remember how to spell them...

    August 2, 2008

  • Yay Pro! Way to kick toefl butt!

    August 2, 2008

  • Darqueau, are you aware you have groovin' twice? :)

    August 1, 2008

  • I believe I once read/was read a picture book of this story in primary school...

    I didn't know it was Balinese mythology, though.

    August 1, 2008

  • Current bane of my life and destroyer of my upcoming weekend. Don't get me wrong, I love Hamlet, I just don't want to get up and talk to the class about his incestuous, murdering uncle on Monday.

    August 1, 2008

  • Uh-huh. Me too.

    August 1, 2008

  • Seriously?

    Please elaborate. Under what circumstances did the opportunity to push a piano off a 3rd storey balcony arise?

    August 1, 2008

  • The home page is broken?

    August 1, 2008

  • Call out the Wordie Cleaning Squad!

    When she wakes up, it will all seem like a terrible dream.

    August 1, 2008

  • Tip your waitresses! Tip 'em right over.

    August 1, 2008

  • Well, that depends on how you pronounce again. For me it doesn't rhyme, for you it obviously doesn't rhyme, but for many people it does.

    August 1, 2008

  • Another addition to the Wordie neighbourhood!

    Just a short walk from the Verbal Arms and the Psychedelicatessen is on the corner, next to the park where the Mandatory Picnic is being held.

    ...Someone needs to draw a map of this neighbourhood.

    August 1, 2008

  • Ahahaha! That really shouldn't be that funny! Bed time, methinks.

    July 31, 2008

  • You could. But would you want to? Do you really want worthless muesli?

    July 31, 2008

  • hehehe! That was atrocious!

    So why am I laughing so hard?

    Reminds me of:

    Why was 6 afraid of 7?

    Because 7 8 9.

    July 31, 2008

  • That's what my kindergarten teacher actually told me it was when I asked. "It's a lazy eight. It's lying down and has fallen asleep".

    July 31, 2008

  • Oh, yes, good idea! Very topical.

    July 31, 2008

  • Weirdnet, you are so far out of date that your meaning is the opposite of the current.

    July 31, 2008

  • *Huuuurrrrl!!!*

    July 31, 2008

  • I had a friend once who, as revenge for always being the one supporting people while they horked their guts up, developed her own little ditty:

    Chunderstruck! Yeah, yeah, yeah, chunderstruck!

    July 31, 2008

  • It's a postcard... surely they could just put a fifty cent stamp on it, address it and mail it to you...

    July 31, 2008

  • That's reassuring, then. Phew.

    P.S. Sakhalinskii, I don't get it.

    July 31, 2008

  • And in Genoa, 'tis now the fashion to pin a live frog to the shoulder braid, stand in a bucket and go "bibble" at passers by.

    -- Edmund Blackadder

    July 31, 2008

  • Minge? Really?

    How awkward.

    July 31, 2008

  • Fear of property, apparently.

    What does that even mean?

    July 31, 2008

  • Fear of objectsto the left side of the body.

    July 31, 2008

  • Fear of chins.

    July 31, 2008

  • Fear of hearing good news.

    July 31, 2008

  • Fear of dining or dinner conversations.

    July 31, 2008

  • Fear of flutes.

    July 31, 2008

  • Fear of chopsticks.

    July 31, 2008

  • Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of your mouth.

    July 31, 2008

  • Ooh, yes, my school has lamington drives. I don't know what they use the money for, but they must get a lot, lamingtons sell fast.

    July 31, 2008

  • See also wardrobe malfunction.

    July 31, 2008

  • :O Surely not!

    July 31, 2008

  • Whistle.

    July 31, 2008

  • Well done whichbe! 10,000 words is quite the achievement.

    July 31, 2008

  • Think of a bee,

    You are its knees.

    You waft through me like a summer's breeze.

    Can I come 'round Tuesday please?

    -- Bernard L. Black, Black Books

    July 31, 2008

  • Netfox is currently not allowing me to watch the Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince trailer. I have never hated it more.

    July 31, 2008

  • Weirdnet: (v): dance by rotating the pelvis in an erotically suggestive way, often while in contact with one's partner such that the dancers' legs are interlaced

    July 31, 2008

  • Nawww! I love you too, dc :)

    Really, rt? That makes me feel a little weird... Here I was thinking paisley was normal.

    July 31, 2008

  • You took the words right out of my mouth, s.

    July 31, 2008

  • I'll be there.

    Isn't it a little redundant to require everyone to wear 60s clothes, rt? Doesn't everyone dress like that all the time anyway?

    I mean, surely I can't be the only one.

    July 31, 2008

  • I think I would die on the spot if my mother said slangwhanger in public. Not from embarrassment, from laughter.

    July 31, 2008

  • What?? Sorry dc, man, I just totally spaced.

    July 30, 2008

  • I have a Harry Potter matryoshka. They're rather horrible depictions of the actors. And for some reason, Hagrid is the smallest one.

    July 30, 2008

  • I have a suspicion that this is a wine from around the Clare Valley. I'd verify, but I'm going to bed now.

    July 29, 2008

  • A friend of mine ran spell check through her A Streetcar Named Desire essay and unwittingly allowed it to change all the instances of Blanche to Blaise. To make matters worse, it went unnnoticed until the teacher handed it back with question marks all over it and a rather verbose comment at the end.

    July 29, 2008

  • Hee! I love that bit.

    July 29, 2008

  • It's unisex!

    From the short story JK Rowling wrote for Waterstone's "What's Your Story?" book.

    July 29, 2008

  • *wince* ouch

    July 29, 2008

  • Yes, but a blunt spoon would hurt more.

    July 29, 2008

  • That sounds like a plan, rt. I'll get onto that straight away.

    July 29, 2008

  • What are you going to use that $40 for, palooka? I've heard a hit of meth costs about $40...

    July 29, 2008

  • There's no rhyme or reason to half of my answers, I just took a stab at the ones I thought I knew and toko much wilder stabs at the others.

    bilby: relaxed

    dontcry: sunflower

    chained_bear: clinchpoop

    frogapplause: hunky dory

    pterodactyl: irreverent

    whichbe: gravlax

    john: thoughtful

    darqueau: mojo

    palooka: inexorable

    yarb: pluripotent

    prolagus: cavalier

    gangerh: groovin’

    rolig: esemplastic

    asativum: ingenue

    sionnach: stripper

    seanahan: sigh

    skipvia: yarb

    oroboros: bababadalgharaghtakamminarronnkonnbronntonnerronntuonnthunntrovarrhounawnskawntoohoohoordenenthurnuk

    July 28, 2008

  • *curtseys* Why thank you, kind marsupial. I am forever in your debt.

    July 28, 2008

  • Hahaha.

    *sobs* Woe is me!

    July 28, 2008

  • So am I (even if it's not in a marsupial kind of way)! I feel so rejected *eelpout*

    July 28, 2008

  • Ouch.

    July 28, 2008

  • Boarders did the haka at Sports Day this year, before tug o' war. We were teh alsome.

    July 28, 2008

  • Wow, there's an awful lot of Wordies to identify here! And some fun new words, too :)

    Wait, are there red herrings as well?

    July 28, 2008

  • Apparently I'm turning into Pro.

    I need to get up in three and a half hours.

    July 28, 2008

  • *giggles*

    July 28, 2008

  • Welcome, bray. Good luck.

    July 27, 2008

  • Frin! Welcome back!

    July 27, 2008

  • Haha! I wonder where this was listed originally...

    July 27, 2008

  • HA!

    July 27, 2008

  • Crack kills!

    July 27, 2008

  • From impoverished.

    As in: "I can't come to the movies, I'm too pov."

    July 27, 2008

  • Here's a problem that World Vision really needs to fight. Please, your donation of just ten dollars could buy a boarder a belt.

    We can't buy our own because we're too pov

    July 27, 2008

  • Er.. yes, Mia. Sugar, that's it.

    July 26, 2008

  • *hysterical laughter*

    July 26, 2008

  • *blush* Why thank you. I do enjoy a good White Stripes song in my spare time.

    July 26, 2008

  • It is shameful how long it took me to figure out why this belonged on the list. Clearly I need to just take some panadol and go to bed.

    July 25, 2008

  • *gets to thinkin'*

    Er... describing myself in one word is more difficult than I thought. This could take some time, haha. Is there a deadline?

    July 25, 2008

  • And ice cream, too, dc.

    July 25, 2008

  • w00t! Not the youngest Wordie (physically)!

    July 25, 2008

  • *snigger*

    July 25, 2008

  • Where's the great white shark (a.k.a. Jaws)?

    July 25, 2008

  • I agree that the "u" is not voiced (similar to suki), but I have been taught to pronounce the "i".

    July 25, 2008

  • *curls up, cat-like, in the sun*

    *forgets worries*

    July 25, 2008

  • I'm going to have to start using this. See swear jar.

    July 25, 2008

  • Because... the definition comes from wikipedia and wikipedia was an example of the definition? I think?

    July 25, 2008

  • if I could just hear your pretty voice I don't think I need to see at all *hums*

    July 25, 2008

  • @dontcry: As a 21st century teenager, I feel I should contribute this: don't lose hope. My generation may be easily distracted and far too involved in our TV and computer games, but not all of us. I am a voracious reader, as are a lot of my friends. And keeping books in the forefront of your kids' minds is the best way to encourage their reading. That's what did it for me. There were shelves and shelves full of books in my house. My mother is a librarian and I used to go to her library after school a lot and just pick books from the shelves at random. The love really is passed down from the parents.

    re the whole passive tense thing: I hate it. I really really hate it. I hate it in English and in German. I hate it in German because it confuses me, and I hate it in English because I find it so dull and... clinical? I'm not sure that's the word I'm looking for. It reminds me of written procedures in text books and whatnot. "0.25M of hydrochloric acid is added to the beaker. A milky precipitate is formed". *hork*

    July 25, 2008

  • Here, dc (et al). Go your hardest.

    July 25, 2008

  • I really hate this expression. If it's for me to find out, and I'm asking you so that I can find it out, why won't you tell me?

    July 25, 2008

  • Somewhen two (or more) people go.

    July 25, 2008

  • And now for a pointless comment:

    I was given cake today. It was very tasty.

    July 25, 2008

  • Bronchiolitis obliterans organizing pneumonia (See popcorn lung).

    July 25, 2008

  • I just like the acronym BOOP.

    July 25, 2008

  • I started reading this thread with intent of posting my own opinion at the end. But I have read from and for so many times by now that I'm uncertain which sounds right. I suspect I use far be it for me but I believe far be it from me makes more sense.

    July 25, 2008

  • beggars can't be choosers.

    July 25, 2008

  • I thought that was just me...

    July 24, 2008

  • Absolutely none taken, palooka! :)

    July 24, 2008

  • I'll enter if you want me to, palooka.

    July 24, 2008

  • In the staffroom, generally, dc.

    That's a good idea, bilby! I wonder if there's a pork scented ester.

    What's R&D?

    July 24, 2008

  • She's laughing because she knows that her cheese is delicious and she could dominate the world with it if she wanted to.

    July 24, 2008

  • The enforcers don't call it anything in particular, the zones are our invention.

    The penalties aren't anything really terrible, ususally just a telling off. But periodically our whole year level is taken aside for a stern talk, because we continue to ignore the rule. Occasionally individual people have been screamed at, but that's rare.

    July 24, 2008

  • There is no such thing as under our beds, unfortunately.

    July 24, 2008

  • Upon returning from the mid-year school holidays on Monday, I discovered that the small fridge in our upstairs (year 12s only) kitchen, which was emptied and cleaned with disinfectant at the end of last term, had been switched off at the power point and left closed for two weeks. The result is obvious: large amounts of green fungus had taken up residence in our fridge. It was not a safe place for my food.

    July 24, 2008

  • Would that Wordie had been around when I was eleven, jenn. It would've made a few years a lot more fun. Although I was even more irritating then than I am now :P

    July 24, 2008

  • Mostly indefinable things, yarb. There was one rather memorable term where it smelled like blocked plumbing.

    July 24, 2008

  • If I'm honest, it's not the first time this particular girl has had a malodorous room, so perhaps I shouldn't be surprised.

    I believe turkey bacon is some sort of faux bacon product that is actually made of turkey. There is also a soy bacon product available. Whether or not either product actually tastes like bacon remains to be seen.

    July 24, 2008

  • Pies don't often do well when made gluten-free, I've found. The pastry tends to fall apart too easily. Also, I'm not sure pork pies are really worth the effort of seeking out a coeliac bakery.

    July 23, 2008

  • It's just that piece of plastic that joins two sections of carpet together, in a doorway for example. It is possible, if the feet are placed heel-to-toe, for two people to stand on the zone itself, facing each other and leaning against the door frame, but often there's about 6 of us, so we sit in our own zones and just have a toe or something in the purple zone.

    July 23, 2008

  • A gluten intolerance.

    July 23, 2008

  • adj: Having coeliac disease.

    July 23, 2008

  • Unless you're talking about the hat, I doubt that very much. My friend is coeliac.

    July 23, 2008

  • This belongs on the Jumbo Shrimp list, methinks.

    July 23, 2008

  • A controversial measure recently instated by one of our senior staff members.

    20c for "minor swears"

    $1.00 for "major swears"

    Exactly what constitutes swearing has been the topic of many discussions in the last three days.

    July 23, 2008

  • With golden soil and wealth for toil,

    Our home is girt by sea.

    -- Advance Australia Fair

    July 23, 2008

  • Inorite!

    I think there are a couple of versions of that line over at ostriches.

    July 23, 2008

  • Possibly. Would I mind?

    Not in the slightest.

    July 23, 2008

  • She certainly is. It's her fault I'm like I am, too.

    A country raised and educated librarian, she's a strange hybrid of grammar nazi and ocker.

    July 23, 2008

  • The Australian national anthem.

    We sang this at our school assembly today (something we should do more often IMHO) and as the first strains played, a friend was heard asking "What's this song?"

    Sorrow, shame.

    July 23, 2008

  • Oh, you do, do you?

    :)

    July 23, 2008

  • You could try, rt, but technically if it's not made out of figs it's not fig jam.

    ...It might, bilby. But what would I know? I'm just an innocent teenage girl! *shifty eyes*

    July 23, 2008

  • See purple zone.

    July 23, 2008

  • See purple zone.

    July 23, 2008

  • One of the more ridiculous rules of my boarding house forbids girls of different year levels being in each others' upstairs areas, invitation or no. The year eleven area and the year twelve area share a doorway (in fact, it is necessary to walk the length of the year 11 floor to get to the year 12 rooms). The purple zone is the thin plastic greyish-purple strip joining the red zone (the year 12 floor with red carpet) and the blue zone (the year 11 floor with blue carpet). This is where we meet to chat.

    Edit: It is probably pertinent to add that we do have common areas, but they are two flights of stairs away and most of our chats take place when the year elevens are confined to their floor because they're meant to be getting ready for bed.

    July 23, 2008

  • Well, were it not for the fact that the only food in her room is chocolate and that we would probably be crucified if we had meat upstairs, I would've thought so. But it appears logic plays no part in the aroma pervading her bedroom.

    July 23, 2008

  • Someone keeps turning the air con up to 32 degrees. Not only is my room stifling, but I'm kind of afraid the air conditioner will blow up.

    So I go out and turn it down. Half an hour later, it's been turned back up. I don't know who the enemy is, but I am incredibly stubborn. I will win.

    July 23, 2008

  • The same way most internet plans have limited monthly downloads, our school has limited credit. I assume it's put in dollars and cents so that the technically challenged among us can more easily understand how much has been used and how much is left.

    Net credit is particularly significant to boarders because we always run out first. Thankfully Wordie doesn't use much because so light on images.

    July 23, 2008

  • My friend's room smells like pork. We cannot figure out why.

    July 23, 2008

  • Whoops, sorry bilby, didn't see this before.

    Netfox is the network software that our school uses to police our Internet. It counts down our net credit and blocks particular URLs and pages with certain keywords. Luckily they have not yet gotten to Wordie, possibly because I am the only one that uses it. I do find the occasional page blocked, though.

    July 23, 2008

  • Of or pertaining to Stralya.

    July 23, 2008

  • This is how you look/feel when your fringe is too long. I heard this one for the first time today, actually.

    July 23, 2008

  • Despite having rather ocker tendencies, Mum values manners and grammar quite highly. Whenever we became too Stralyan as children, this phrase came out accompanied by an expression of mock-disgust.

    July 23, 2008

  • Answer to the question, "How are you?"

    See also: not bad for an old broad.

    July 23, 2008

  • Well, I suppose that logically, that does follow.

    July 23, 2008

  • To which my auntie once replied "Depends what position he plays."

    July 23, 2008

  • Very thirsty.

    Or, increasingly in Mum's case, referring to her eyes, as she has a dry-eye problem.

    July 23, 2008

  • The connection is that both go off in three days, apparently.

    July 23, 2008

  • In full: "Call me anything you like, just don't call me late for breakfast".

    July 23, 2008

  • Maybe she hasn't figured out what's causing it yet.

    July 23, 2008

  • According to that article nang is an Australianism. As an Australian teenager I can honestly say I have never heard that word in my life, except in the context of ning nang nong.

    July 22, 2008

  • Aus = both.

    July 22, 2008

  • WeirdNET cannot be trusted.

    July 22, 2008

  • I read this originally in a "The Beatles: Live! (one night only)" sort of way.

    July 22, 2008

  • Where are these pictures coming from, sionnach? They're most excellent.

    July 22, 2008

  • Or, contrastingly, if your auntie had balls, she'd be your uncle.

    July 22, 2008

  • I agree that four is excessive in most cases. I think two is right for thinking, as in: "Hmm, I think the answer is 42." But three is for questioning, like when someone says something to you and you're only half listening. So it really should be Hmmm?

    July 22, 2008

  • Cb, I'm with you all the way. I like a smooth peanut butter in my satay sauce, but with some chopped peanuts sprinkled on top.

    And jenn, I love my pb with honey, but I find it difficult to eat without getting goo everywhere, so it can only be eaten when I'm alone.

    July 22, 2008

  • Ok, we're still not on the first Google page, but basonym minifying htmlotage is third.

    July 22, 2008

  • I think the reason our googlipresence has dropped is that we don't have the actual word basonym mentioned enough per comment to make up for all the other stuff. So everyone just needs to add basonym into their comments.

    Shevek! Teach me your html tricks! Please? *puppy dog eyes*

    And, sionnach, I'm not sure I get the meaning, either.

    July 21, 2008

  • Am I the only one who thought sionnach's picture looked tasty?

    And those chocolate buttons with the hundreds and thousands? They're only called buttons when they're dodgy, cheap as chips brand. When they're, say, Allen's brand, they're called freckles. And that's good chocolate, they're very tasty.

    July 20, 2008

  • Westernised, it usually means any sort of Asian-ish dish with a peanut sauce.

    July 20, 2008

  • Peanut butter and jam = yum.

    Vegmite = delicious.

    I will defend the above until death.

    July 20, 2008

  • I think he means that by saying something is worse than coitus interruptus, you're implying that coitus interruptus is bad to begin with. So why is it bad?

    That's how I understood it, anyway.

    July 20, 2008

  • Far West New South Wales.

    July 20, 2008

  • I certainly am a Joss fan. I watched Dr Horrible just last night, actually.

    July 20, 2008

  • A prejudice of my hometown. A-Graders are born and raised in the town. B-Graders move to the town and are only accepted if they marry an A-Grader. For a long time, A-Graders were always chosen above any other candidates for jobs, particularly on the mines. The problem was that they were not always qualified for the job.

    Thankfully, this rather nasty tradition is dying out.

    July 20, 2008

  • That song is a musical masterpiece. I don't think I know an Australian who can't sing it on command, haha. I tried to find the original ad with the cute little children who are even more persuasive, but it evaded me.

    And I totally agree that marmite is festy, but I maintain that vegemite is fantabulous.

    July 20, 2008

  • IAWTC, mollusque. I don't know anyone personally who has Asperger's, though.

    As for ADHD, there may be extreme cases that actually do need to be diagnosed and treated, but I think it is far too often used as an excuse for bad behaviour. When I was about 10, I was bullied horribly at school. One of the perpetrators apparently had ADHD and therefore I was told I had to excuse all his nastiness because he couldn't help it.

    As it was, I could almost excuse his behaviour a little because I knew his home situation. Even at the age of ten I could tell that he didn't need medication, he needed someone to help him deal with the fact that his mother was dying of cancer. It is obvious that whoever diagnosed him did not look very deep into his life and just decided that there could only be one reason for his acting out: a behavioural disability. I'm certainly no expert, but I would think that a lot of kids who are diagnosed with ADHD really just have other things going on in their lives that they are acting out against

    The problem, I think, with adjusting class structure is that it is impossible to cater to every child and every learning style.

    July 20, 2008

  • This is exactly what I mean when I say I'll be off the internet in a second.

    July 19, 2008

  • Nursie: "You almost were a boy, my little cherry pip.."

    Queenie: "What?"

    Nursie: "Yeah, out you popped out of you mummy's tumkin and everyone shouted, 'It's a boy! It's a boy!', then somebody said, 'but he doesn't have a winkle.' Then, I said, 'A boy without a winkle? God be praised it's a miracle: a boy without a winkle!' And then, Sir Thomas Moore pointed out that a boy without a winkle is a girl. And everyone was really disappointed.."

    -- Blackadder, Season Two, Episode 1: Bells

    July 19, 2008

  • Interesting that there are so many comments on Promite and Marmite, but none here.

    "It tastes like spreadable beer!"

    -- Mark Maron, on Good News Week, 21/04/08

    July 19, 2008

  • Yes, dc, but you only had Marmite. Vegemite is delicious. And it even has a song!

    July 19, 2008

  • That photo is brilliant. I especially like the glass of milk.

    July 19, 2008

  • I always use f for freddy, but I suppose that comes from watching too much Wheel of Fortune as a kid.

    July 19, 2008

  • It's all very well to observe them in terms of social interactions and cultures, but there's too much hate and wank. And all the intolerance just makes me angry.

    The only good thing about those comms is that they inspire f_w.

    July 19, 2008

  • fanficrants and ffrantsrants are just as bad. Talk about giving fandom a bad name.

    July 19, 2008

  • You can sort by alphabetical order at the top of the page.

    July 19, 2008

  • I hate both those terms. Way too fandom_secrets for me.

    July 19, 2008

  • Haha, nice tag.

    July 19, 2008

  • *snigger*

    Well, when you put it like that XD

    July 19, 2008

  • I have never heard the word schlort before in my life.

    July 19, 2008

  • You could try some crow on toast, dc.

    July 19, 2008

  • I think that usage comes from the idea of laughing so hard you get a stitch. Am I right?

    July 18, 2008

  • I have honestly heard this used, non-ironically, as a penis euphemism.

    July 18, 2008

  • Done.

    July 18, 2008

  • Peter Pan is traditionally played by a girl, yes?

    July 18, 2008

  • She, re-read your list title :)

    July 18, 2008

  • This word should be in LiveJournal's mission statement.

    July 18, 2008

  • I have heard so many variations on this expression, jmp. My family used to sya nil desperandum illegitimos carborundum.

    July 18, 2008

  • Marmite and Promite are abominations.

    July 17, 2008

  • Pass on vegemite? *shock*

    July 17, 2008

  • I love crumpets.

    Coincidentally, I was about to have some. With Vegemite, of course.

    July 17, 2008

  • I think Marvin Gaye was dating one of these.

    July 17, 2008

  • Silly! It's spelled butt secks.

    July 17, 2008

  • Slurry. Moll.

    July 17, 2008

  • It's bad!fic at it's finest.

    July 17, 2008

  • It was quite strange watching QAF to begin with, but I got used to it.

    But I musn't be used to it any more, probably because it hasn't been on for so long and it's not something I discuss often.

    Yes, it's pretty damn awesome.

    July 17, 2008

  • And what in the name of Merlin's most baggy Y-fronts was that about?

    July 16, 2008

  • "'We're not going to use magic?' Ron ejaculated loudly.

    -- Order of the Phoenix, page 242 (American edition).

    Disappointingly, my British/Australia edition says "exclaimed" instead.

    July 16, 2008

  • "Holy cricket! You're Harry Potter! And, you are...?"

    -- Hermione, Harry Potter and the Philospher's Stone.

    July 16, 2008

  • His real hair or his suave serpens wig?

    Or his stylish Marvin look?

    July 16, 2008

  • I do believe the two are interchangeable, c_b.

    July 16, 2008

  • How silly of me. Of course that's the purpose of this page.

    Alan! *drool* *swoon* *censored*

    July 16, 2008

  • She, have you ever encountered a Harmoanian?

    July 16, 2008

  • Isn't she sewing silk shirts?

    July 16, 2008

  • I lerve it.

    July 16, 2008

  • I cannot take credit for that coinage, I'm afraid :(

    July 16, 2008

  • I was just on my way over to say the same thing, VO.

    July 16, 2008

  • As in Vold's First Death Muncher Meeting?

    July 16, 2008

  • Ok, my brain just exploded. ML, this is my brother's name. I could not imagine why you would be listing it. And then I noticed the next item on the list was Brian Kinney, and it all made sense.

    July 16, 2008

  • I started reading Harry Potter when I was nine years old and in year four. My teacher read Stone to us and I loved every minute of it. I bought book four when it came out two months later and never looked back. I have been waiting outside the bookshop at seven in the morning for the 8:31 release for the last three books. I would've slept outside the bookshop had I been in the city, but in the middle of July I'm in Smalltown, NSW, so it wasn't necessary.

    BUT. I have been at the first screening of every movie, too. I see them at the movies four or five times each and buy the DVDs the day they are released. I pick apart, analyse and discuss every single detail of every film including how true they are to the books. When I was eleven years old and the first film was released, yes, I was rather annoyed that Neville was not there when they discovered Fluffy, but I was a pedantic obnoxious child (as opposed to the pedantic, slightly-less-annoying teenager that I am now). I've grown past that irritation now, but I still feel it's worth discussing.

    I quote both book and movie regularly and sometimes don't even realise I'm doing it until someone laughs.

    I love both mediums, and not only when it comes to HP. They both have their advantages and disadvantages.

    The reason I think books should be read before movies are seen is because once the image of a chracter is in your head, it's often very difficult to change. When I read GoF, I still see my Hermione in her blue dress robes, not Emma Watson in her pink dress. But I read LotR after seeing the movies and I will never shake Orlando Bloom as Legolas, which is unfortunate.

    And that's my thoughts on yaoi books vs. movies.

    July 16, 2008

  • Yum!

    I used to have a lamington for recess every day in primary school. I haven't had one in ages, though. Maybe I'll make some...

    July 16, 2008

  • It is a mark of how much of a Harry Potter tragic I am that I laughed so hard at those.

    July 16, 2008

  • Ah, I hate it when the reference material is wrong. So confusing.

    July 16, 2008

  • Should this say "he left it"?

    As in, Gideon checked out and left (his bible), no doubt, to help... etc.

    July 16, 2008

  • You haven't read them, c_b, but you have seen the movies. So you still know who Severus Snape/suave serpens is.

    Ok, so maybe not everyone has read them, but being a fan is still not going to make anyone unique on the internet.

    And as much as I see your point about seeing the movies first, I have to agree with bilby. Sacrilege.

    July 16, 2008

  • The most common adjectives used in relation to shippers are batshit or batshit insane.

    July 15, 2008

  • My female parental unit bought me that lovely book for Christmas :)

    July 15, 2008

  • Oh, come on. Has everyone read "Harry Potter"?

    Considering Deathly Hallows was the fastest selling book in history, does that question even need to be asked?

    Oh, Alan. *swoon*

    July 15, 2008

  • You cannot win. You can only lose.

    July 15, 2008

  • I admit I found your logic a bit hard to follow the first three times I read that comment, s.

    July 14, 2008

  • Oh, me too.

    July 14, 2008

  • To know of the Game is to play the Game.

    The object of the Game is to forget that you are playing the Game.

    If you remember the Game, you lose the Game.

    When you lose the Game, you must announce this, and explain the rules to anyone who asks about it, thereby infecting them with the Game.

    When you have lost the Game, you then have a grace period (~30 minutes) in which to forget the Game, at which point you resume playing the Game once more as outlined above.

    July 14, 2008

  • *love*

    I've been meaning to make this my ringtone for a very long time.

    July 14, 2008

  • Snape. Snape. Severus Snape.

    DUMBLEDORE!

    July 14, 2008

  • Vince Noir, King of the Mods

    July 14, 2008

  • Yes ML, but what are your thoughts on yaoi?

    July 14, 2008

  • I'd call it a portmanteau of fan and canon.

    July 14, 2008

  • Sixth.

    July 14, 2008

  • A paracetamol pain killer used as a generic term for all pain killers.

    July 14, 2008

  • Panadol.

    July 14, 2008

  • Why's that?

    July 14, 2008

  • That would be useful, pter.

    July 14, 2008

  • I really need to watch that again.

    July 11, 2008

  • I like the fourth one.

    July 11, 2008

  • Thith ith how people with lithpth thay "S".

    July 11, 2008

  • Statistics/statistician.

    Those two gave me hell when I was about 13. I never had speech therapy, but my parental units declared my lisp gone after a couple of years. Nevertheless, I continued to lisp occasionally into early high school and year 7 maths was a lot of statistics so I had to work really hard to be able to say it.

    I thtill lapthe thometimeth. Ith not helpful that my name thtarth with Eth.

    July 11, 2008

  • "We will dance the hoochie coochie,

    I will be your tootsie wootsie,

    If you will meet in St. Louis, Louis,

    Meet me at the fair."

    Meet Me in St. Louis, Judy Garland.

    July 11, 2008

  • Yes. I have, finally. Only 116 days until it all starts over again. 9 more days after that, and I've finished high school!

    July 11, 2008

  • Ew.

    I don't think this counts, c_b. It comes out the wrong end, generally.

    July 11, 2008

  • I'm a firefox devotee.

    July 11, 2008

  • Is it a neighbor hater, bilby?

    July 11, 2008

  • I think I'll start calling my mother that.

    July 11, 2008

  • Good luck Pro!

    Maybe not caring is a good thing. You'll probably do better if you're not nervous. :)

    July 11, 2008

  • I'd like to go to Coober Pedy and go down one of the opal mines. Someday.

    July 11, 2008

  • This word was used a lot to describe me at about seven years old.

    July 10, 2008

  • Well done, s!

    I can only aspire to such verbosity.

    July 10, 2008

  • Good point.

    July 10, 2008

  • Whoa, trippy.

    July 10, 2008

  • I do! I want an Emmy.

    July 10, 2008

  • I'm not sure I want to share with some of the stuff on your desk, rt. But at least there are no penis bones.

    July 10, 2008

  • There's been a few attempts to clone them, over the years, but they've been unsuccessful, of course. The latest thing is Adding the DNA to the cells of genetically engineered mice.

    July 10, 2008

  • *nods off*

    July 10, 2008

  • You're doing a lot of that lately, dc.

    July 10, 2008

  • I would add something, but I think Bilby's said it all.

    Plus, I'm in stitches.

    July 10, 2008

  • Apparently she's named after Sunday Reed and Keith's grandmother.

    Yes, it could've been much worse. Like Moon Unit.

    July 10, 2008

  • Such easy humour.

    How can I resist ya?

    July 10, 2008

  • *sigh* Here we go again.

    July 10, 2008

  • Why? Why would you do that?

    July 10, 2008

  • That's it, sionnach. My friends and I are coming after you with our boomerangs.

    July 10, 2008

  • I would assume that by breathing into any sort of bag you would be promoting the growth of various fungi.

    All the moisture from your breath would condense in there - yuck!

    And then, of course, you'd breathe it back in and die.

    July 9, 2008

  • Nobody is listing scrotal cancer. Why don't you?

    July 9, 2008

  • I always thought he was eaten in Haiti.

    Shows how reliable my year four teacher was.

    July 9, 2008

  • Ha!

    July 9, 2008

  • I thought it was a joke from the Simpsons.

    July 9, 2008

  • Earworm alert!

    July 9, 2008

  • *snort*

    July 9, 2008

  • Also a collective noun for sheep.

    Baa.

    July 9, 2008

  • Yes.

    July 8, 2008

  • Oh, I already looked it up.

    I'm going to start using zesty in everyday conversation.

    July 8, 2008

  • I am!

    July 8, 2008

  • Close relative of *headdesk*

    July 8, 2008

  • This is the house I'm in! *flicks her long, black-with-blonde-red-and-chestnut-streaks hair out of her colour-changing eyes*

    July 8, 2008

  • Heh. See twincest. *shudder*

    July 8, 2008

  • As in festering, I assume.

    I doubt many teenagers know the original meaning of feisty.

    July 8, 2008

  • Someone call me?

    July 8, 2008

  • I have never heard this word used as a verb. Interesting.

    Someone needs to make an LJ list.

    July 8, 2008

  • *dances*

    July 8, 2008

  • Vitamin water is festy.

    July 8, 2008

  • Gross, foul, offensive. Of appearance, odour, taste, humour, etc.

    July 8, 2008

  • I had a tortoise shell cat until I was 15. She was older than I am now.

    July 8, 2008

  • ARGH!

    July 8, 2008

  • pennis! *giggles*

    *has an excuse - is a teenager*

    July 8, 2008

  • Awww! How cute.

    July 8, 2008

  • Ew, dc.

    July 6, 2008

  • *gag*

    Asa, do not sully the good name of cake by comparing it to... this.

    July 4, 2008

  • Mmm, jammy.

    July 4, 2008

  • Does a personteau get teau jam?

    July 3, 2008

  • This makes me angry.

    It's a good thing I don't live in Sydney, I'd probably be arrested.

    July 3, 2008

  • Cheeseburger-in-a-Can, anyone?

    July 3, 2008

  • Pickled, eh? Sounds like it's worth trying. Pickled things are tasty.

    Except gherkins.

    July 2, 2008

  • I think it has its uses. Sometimes you only have enough fresh asparagus to make one dish, and you think you'd really rather save it for the meal where you know the difference will be obvious, instead of, say, the crepe filling.

    By the by, chicken and asparagus crepes are to die for!

    July 2, 2008

  • I don't think this happens so much anymore, since music-as-ringtones became the norm.

    As for me, mine alternates between The Mysterious Ticking Noise and Word Disassociation both of which are fairly distinctive, so it definitely doesn't happen ot me.

    July 2, 2008

  • I think something around my school promotes increase of this hormone. We eat so much toast. Or it could be because we eat our feelings. Or because we're lonely and don't have parents.

    July 2, 2008

  • Dear Mediterranean stone dead pika XX century,

    Watch it, you'll get Bilby's pet rock all upset again.

    Abby

    P.S. It really is butter: they're trying to trick you. But you didn't hear it from me.

    July 2, 2008

  • Dear Suspicious,

    A bilby is a small nocturnal marsupial made of chocolate. It eats puny weaklings like you for breakfast.

    Abby

    P.S. Here comes one now! Start running.

    July 2, 2008

  • Dear Abby,

    Someone accused me of not being Dear Abby. What can I do?

    Signed,

    Abby

    July 2, 2008

  • I eat way too many of them, I remember most of those little characters.

    July 1, 2008

  • Dear Tarted Up,

    That's what you're here for. It's your purpose in life. Accept it.

    Abby.

    July 1, 2008

  • Isn't it one of those cartoons on the front of Wizz Fizz packets?

    July 1, 2008

  • This bloke "sold" the Eiffel Tower to a scrap metal dealer.

    He also managed to con Al Capone.

    July 1, 2008

  • Hey, I never said it was accurate, just that I was amused.

    *pats stone* There, there.

    July 1, 2008

  • I think the last definition is what you're looking for, yarb: "completely and without qualification; used informally as intensifiers".

    I think my favourite is "as lifeless as a stone".

    July 1, 2008

  • Well, no, because Territory Day is a celebration of the territory as a whole. The same way Invasion Day Australia Day is a celebration of Australia, and as such is not called First Fleet Day. The first of July is just an appropriate day to do hold the Territory Day celebration because something significant happened on that day.

    July 1, 2008

  • I am ever so honoured, gentlemen.

    I may have nothing to do with deathly vs. deadly now, Pro, but rest assured that I will involve myself. Anything to help me not study.

    July 1, 2008

  • Yeah, that's about it. Except for the freezer taste. Paddle pops taste like nirvana on a stick.

    July 1, 2008

  • Bilby, I have to thank you for stopping my spam. I used to get tons of it, and a lot of it was hilarious. But since you started this list I have been waiting for something amusing to add but my spam-flow is almost nonexistent!

    July 1, 2008

  • Dear Abby,

    I am in the middle of exam week and I think my brain has already liquified and dribbled out of my ears. How can I make the most of my study time without wanting to impale myself?

    Sincerely,

    Stressed.

    July 1, 2008

  • That's brilliant.

    July 1, 2008

  • I am probably more envious of that than I have been of anything else in my entire life.

    July 1, 2008

  • So tasty. Except banana flavoured ones. They're an abomination.

    July 1, 2008

  • Down under, I like to think of all of you as "America". Just sayin'.

    And I'm not sure what this fudgsicle of which you speak is, but it sounds to me like a chocolate paddle pop.

    July 1, 2008

  • façade?

    voulez vous coucher avec moi?

    July 1, 2008

  • I also lurked for a long time before I started commenting. And now sometimes I revert to lurker status because I can't be bothered thinking of anything to say.

    July 1, 2008

  • I have no shame.

    July 1, 2008

  • See stress.

    July 1, 2008

  • See exam.

    July 1, 2008

  • Wally. His name is Wally.

    June 29, 2008

  • This is me not making a "that's what she said" joke. It's tough.

    June 29, 2008

  • ooh, ah, jcmcgrath!

    June 27, 2008

  • Ha! I love this song.

    June 27, 2008

  • Dang, I thought of a really good word for this earlier while I was doing homework. Now I've forgotten :(

    June 25, 2008

  • It's new to me.

    June 25, 2008

  • Yes, I generally imagine it as being used to clean out you-know-what jam.

    June 23, 2008

  • But toe-rag has such a good ring to it. I much prefer it.

    June 22, 2008

  • I can't imagine a sentence where elbuod appears twice.

    I can:

    elbuort dna liot elbuod, elbuod.

    June 21, 2008

  • I always sang intsy-wintsy. A small but imporant difference :)

    June 21, 2008

  • *guffaws*

    June 21, 2008

  • A shining wit.

    June 21, 2008

  • Excellent idea for a list, Pro :)

    June 18, 2008

  • I tried Googling it, but the only result where the two words were used and seemed to have any connection to each other was this page :(

    Now I'm really curious as to what this is.

    June 18, 2008

  • Nobody is listing edible undies? For shame, people.

    June 18, 2008

  • I would definantly buy from that shop, jus perhaps not the "classic thong".

    June 18, 2008

  • I've never liked the Asterix comics, myself. I find them rather boring. They're probably better in the original French.

    June 17, 2008

  • Bad. My Japanese is bad. I found it on one of my sheets of adjectives, because I couldn't be bothered putting good in the negative.

    June 17, 2008

  • �?�?�プレトラ�?��?�。 �?��?��?�?��?��?�。 �?��?��?�よ�?�?��??。�?�?�日本語�?��?る�?��?��?�。

    June 17, 2008

  • Well, it does come from Urban Dictionary, which gives it a fairly low standard to live up to (not that I don't love UD, sometimes). I admit I had to read it a couple of times myself to understand exactly what it was saying.

    Maybe it'll make more sense if I read when it's not 4 o'clock in the morning?

    June 16, 2008

  • This one? "This growing movement of men into frot who disown anal sex is not simply a matter of sexual taste."

    Poorly worded, I think. But I believe it means that there's a growing number of men who don't have anal sex any more, and it's not necessarily because they don't like it.

    June 16, 2008

  • iku

    to go.

    June 13, 2008

  • Awww, I hate you too, Pro :)

    June 13, 2008

  • fo sho.

    June 12, 2008

  • hoyes.

    June 12, 2008

  • Wow, trippy. Does anyone have the secret to successfully reading the 12 comments?

    June 12, 2008

  • Manufacturers of lemonic demonade.

    June 12, 2008

  • Is it bad that this word brings back fond memories?

    June 12, 2008

  • That's how you spell fish.

    June 8, 2008

  • Apparently, American sign is very close to the French sign, and completely different to the British and Australian. Which is interesting.

    June 7, 2008

  • This word gives me nightmares.

    I survived the Adelaide Heat Wave, but only just. I have never hated school uniforms as much as I did that fortnight.

    June 5, 2008

  • skullduggery vs skulduggery.

    Discuss.

    June 5, 2008

  • Much vilified by fandom and outsiders alike.

    June 5, 2008

  • I never claimed not to be argumentative, actually I proudly admit to it :) Besides, I'm a teenager, it's my job. But I still don't think I'd make a good lawyer because I'm too emotional, and have a tendency to resort to insults when I'm losing :D

    June 4, 2008

  • From Family Feud a couple of years ago:

    Bert Newton: Name a green vegetable.

    Contestant: Umm... apple?

    Me: *facepalm*

    June 3, 2008

  • I have a pencil case that my friend brought me from Germany from a shop called Sheep World and it says "Ohne dich ist alles doof" meaning, "Without you everything is stupid." It then has little pictures that are all labelled "doof". It's adorable. But the point is, that's what I think of whenever I hear ohne. And considering I learn German, that's pretty often.

    Clearly I have been Wordie-less too long, considering how much I just rambled about my pencil case.

    June 3, 2008

  • Clearly Wordie is lacking in the pyjama department.

    June 3, 2008

  • My mother wants me to be a lawyer, purely because I'm argumentative. I plan to become an interpreter/translator but my secret dream is to be an etymologist.

    June 3, 2008

  • Yes, but how did they cut that pear so smoothly in half, eh? Not with a knork, I'm betting.

    May 30, 2008

  • This reminds me of Labyrinth.

    "You remind me of the babe."

    "What babe?"

    "The babe with the power."

    "What power?"

    "The power of voodoo."

    "Who do?"

    "You do."

    "What?"

    "Remind me of the babe."

    May 30, 2008

  • I should not have clicked on this page.

    May 30, 2008

  • I have good puppy-dog eyes.

    May 21, 2008

  • Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

    May 16, 2008

  • I've never heard it have a name either. In my mind, a nature strip is the same as a median strip: the island in the middle of a wide road.

    May 9, 2008

  • Haha, I love this. I'm going to stary using it.

    "Why haven't you handed in your essay?"

    "Why do you hate freedom?"

    May 2, 2008

  • I totally agree, s. If it helps, I found it described as "six inches of cold hard plaster" :D

    May 1, 2008

  • How appropriate, I'm surrounded by yobs today.

    May 1, 2008

  • *runs in late*

    I'm with you, c_b: I think the idea of truck titz is teh alsome.

    I think my favourite part of that first article is "Bull genitalia is currently in fashion."

    April 29, 2008

  • I don't know what you're talking about! *innocent whistle*

    April 27, 2008

  • I'm not sure, frin, but it's probably in there somewhere.

    A new list, Pro? I don't know what you're talking about.

    April 27, 2008

  • The first sign of madness is talking to yourself. The second sign is arguing with yourself and the third sign is losing the argument.

    April 27, 2008

  • It's a gambling game. The Aussie diggers used to play it, so it's a big part of ANZAC Day.

    April 27, 2008

  • I love this list.

    How about Hobbes of Calvin and Hobbes, and Gir of Invader Zim.

    April 27, 2008

  • Thanks for adding beanie and scarf, kewpid. How could we forget the best part of the footy?

    April 27, 2008

  • In my town, it's always legal.

    April 27, 2008

  • I don't find it offensive, and I don't honestly think most people would these days, but I think it's frowned upon in formal/polite settings out of habit.

    April 26, 2008

  • Yeah, she does. But I like to pretend I hear "ya" instead, otherwise I cringe so hard my glasses fall off.

    April 26, 2008

  • As seen in the Australian tourism ad So where the bloody hell are ya?

    Incidentally, the pub shown in the first shot of that ad is just out of my town. But the Mad Max car isn't there, for some reason :(

    April 26, 2008

  • Such a shame. gaol is a much better word than jail.

    April 26, 2008

  • Make good pets. Not so tasty, yuk.

    April 26, 2008

  • Peace in German

    April 26, 2008

  • No, I think WeirdNet's right about this one. I don't think of a snicker as highpitched, to me it the sort of laugh you have at someone else's expense. And it's usually done behind your hand, too.

    April 26, 2008

  • see open lists.

    April 26, 2008

  • I had my first Wordie dream last night. But it wasn't a dream. It was a place, and you and you and you... and you were there.

    It honestly just involved me sitting at the computer and being involved in a spirited Wordie conversation. And then some other non-Wordie stuff happened, but that's not important. But I wish I remember what we were talking about, it was fascinating.

    April 25, 2008

  • The best part is the two-up. And the ANZAC biscuits.

    April 25, 2008

  • Fires off a round of super slippery banana skins to trip up the enemy.

    April 25, 2008

  • Try just going to your own profile and changing the url so it says mi-vox instead of arcadia.

    April 25, 2008

  • Baha! Yep, definitely don't know anyone like that.

    Maybe I'll check the library.

    April 25, 2008

  • Hmm, I'm not sure I know anyone who gets the Australian...

    April 25, 2008

  • I love this.

    April 25, 2008

  • The latest tour has John Wood in it, making even more people take notice of it.

    April 25, 2008

  • Well, I don't really follow the footy either. I do a bit of tipping and have a few light-hearted arguments with people for the fun of it, but if AFL disappeared tomorrow I wouldn't really care.

    April 25, 2008

  • Traditional AFL game played on ANZAC Day at the Melbourne Cricket Grounds. The best on field is awarded the ANZAC Day Medal.

    April 25, 2008

  • I had some very yummy ANZAC biscuits today.

    They were also a good way to get the bit of nutritional value in the oats; they couldn't have bread because it was mouldy by the time they got it.

    And yeah, as bilby said, they survived the mail from home because they're practically indestructible.

    April 25, 2008

  • :( This list makes me sad. I didn't make it to our town's march this morning, which I regret, of course.

    April 25, 2008

  • I think that's taken as a given, c_b.

    April 24, 2008

  • Oh, I see your point. Well...

    Japanese has three alphabets (well, Kanji only kinda an alphabet but that's beside the point). Hiragana is for words that were originially Japanese, kanji is for words borrowed from Chinese symbols and katakana is for words borrowed from other languages. For example, the words lettuce and potato. And the Japanese word for bread is "pan" from the French, and the word for a part time job is "beito" which comes from arbeit the German word for work.

    So, what I'm trying to say in my round about way is yes, they are just Japanesizations. But no, it's not unusual and it's nothing to do with the Japanese diet. :)

    Did anything I just say make any sense, or help at all?

    April 24, 2008

  • Wouldn't it be rettasu (レッタス)?

    I'm not really sure what you're asking, Pro.

    April 24, 2008

  • Which have you tried?

    I have heard, from a friend of a friend, that wasabi icecream is actually quite tasty.

    I take it you speak Japanese?

    April 24, 2008

  • You want to beat me with a stick, bilby?

    April 23, 2008

  • Yuk, frin, I hate those lolly bananas. Our icecream van man used to use them for the mouths of the funny face icecreams and I always picked mine off and threw it away. Yuk.

    I have, however, made that particular ester.

    April 23, 2008

  • Haha. I am such a pimp.

    April 23, 2008

  • Maybe because my mother is a librarian, but that's what comes to mind when I think of barcodes, every time. :)

    As for your other job... I'll have to think about it.

    April 23, 2008

  • Sexy. Definitely sexy.

    April 23, 2008

  • I don't think that you actually can have a plethora of piñatas. You can never have too many piñatas, in my humble opinion.

    April 23, 2008

  • Are you a librarian?

    April 22, 2008

  • *reads comments*

    *reads tag*

    *wibbles*

    April 22, 2008

  • It took me far too long to see what you were getting at.

    April 22, 2008

  • Ew. That's creepy.

    April 22, 2008

  • You missed one :)

    April 22, 2008

  • If it's here, it doesn't have a definition or any comments. Tomorrow I'll take a photo of it and see if anyone can help, maybe. :D

    April 22, 2008

  • well, if you really want to hear the words I hear at school every day, you need only see my Overused list.

    April 22, 2008

  • Thanks for the lesson in redundancy, Weirdnet

    April 22, 2008

  • I knew this list would come in useful! I bought a new hat today, and I want to find out what it's called.

    April 22, 2008

  • I can't contribute to this list :( I don't have a job.

    April 22, 2008

  • In a word?

    Yes.

    April 22, 2008

  • So did I.

    April 22, 2008

  • I think you'd need a couple of mirrors to do that skipvia.

    April 22, 2008

  • Wouldn't that be uncomfortable, bilby?

    April 22, 2008

  • If bananas don't have seeds, does that make them vegetables instead of fruit?? That's how I learned to distinguish between the two as a kid.

    April 22, 2008

  • I was coming to agree with you rt, and even to say something intelligent, but my attention was caught by the tags and now all I can think is "Win!"

    April 21, 2008

  • Oh man, I have hundreds of things for this page, haha.

    April 21, 2008

  • Which is how?

    April 21, 2008

  • There are only two words to describe what happenss when I play that cello game: epic fail.

    April 21, 2008

  • I have to say the mice are my favourite too.

    April 21, 2008

  • A good Uranus joke skip? Surely the fun of Uranus jokes is that they're all so teriible? :P

    April 21, 2008

  • Does this happen?

    April 20, 2008

  • @sionnach: thank you for saying what I didn't have the guts to.

    P.S. Please ignore the atrocious grammatical structure of that sentence.

    April 20, 2008

  • One hundredth of the number of the beast.

    April 20, 2008

  • on the blink

    on the cards

    April 20, 2008

  • Hehehe, thanks Weirdnet

    April 20, 2008

  • April 20, 2008

  • Ew. Yuk. Ew. I hate this expression.

    April 20, 2008

  • I think you just said it.

    April 20, 2008

  • Ew.

    And when did moist become a noun?

    April 20, 2008

  • Should this be Jessica Albatross?

    April 20, 2008

  • Who would paint anything that colour? Ergh.

    April 20, 2008

  • Maybe it's like recreational drugs, as opposed to medicinal ones.

    My daily intake of Coke, for caffeine, is necessary to my continued existence, not always for recreational purposes.

    April 20, 2008

  • Everything I know about Chinese symbols I learned from Japanese kanji, but looking at the symbol I can see how that would work. It looks like this if anyone's interested: 麻

    April 20, 2008

  • Lambs fry is not something I ever have any desire to eat. I quite like tomatoes, but it is rare that I eat them uncooked.

    April 20, 2008

  • It is quite robust.

    April 20, 2008

  • Holy "also on" list Batman!

    April 20, 2008

  • That would be rather silly. I can think of much better things to do with Smarties.

    April 20, 2008

  • Gah. I think it's because I'm used to much faster internet than I'm using at the moment. I did actually refresh this page to check if my edit had created a whole new comment, but it didn't show up :(

    April 20, 2008

  • Mmm, tasty.

    April 20, 2008

  • I like how it's spread out too, John. Picking up little tidbits at random intervals makes them easy to remember.

    April 20, 2008

  • Bananas have seeds, don't they? What are those little brown things in the middle?

    April 20, 2008

  • My friends and I used to enjoy interpreting it as "ewes" and holding loud conversations/searches for sheep over the top of whatever the person was trying to say to us. I was such an obnoxious child. Still am.

    April 20, 2008

  • I keep reading ricocereal as "rice-o-cereal" on the comments feed on the homepage and thinking "What has that got to do with anything??" Yes, I'm very smart.

    April 20, 2008

  • Actually, Germans use 24hr time, so half seven actually means 6:30am :D

    April 20, 2008

  • Frin, that Joyce version sounds a bit sus, if you ask me.

    I, myself, am far too young to have known the non-PC version, or even to know it ever existed. I was ready with an indignant response when I read the first comment :D

    April 20, 2008

  • I don't think drugs are involved, I think I read somewehere or other that cows just produce more milk when they are being milked regularly. A wild, free, roaming cow who was not being used for milk would only produce as long as the calf needs it.

    The same thing happens with humans. If you breastfeed your child until they're 2 years old (don't, ew), you will keep producing milk for that long.

    And to play the role of dismissive carnivore for a moment, yes, farm animals are often treated cruelly, but not eating eggs for the rest of your life is not going to stop breeders from cutting chickens' beaks off.

    And c_b's point about cochineal prompted a memory for me :)

    My sister has a lot of vegan friends and was right into finding vegan recipes for a while there. One of them was a rather delicious chocolate cake, which she decorated with pink icing. When my mother and I came to visit, she asked the meaning of the cochineal written on the front of the food dye bottle. She was, of course, horrified at the answer.

    Thankfully, it turned out to be artificial. :D

    April 20, 2008

  • Huzzah! You're my hero, c_b. I double posted a lot late last night and I was becoming incredibly annoyed with myself.

    April 20, 2008

  • Aw yeah, gimme some of them vagrant fashion tips.

    April 20, 2008

  • I don't think I'll ever recover from that, skipvia. That black chunk in the salami looked like a melanoma.

    I'll never eat luncheon meats again. Not that I ate them in the first place, mind.

    April 20, 2008

  • It's quarter past two on Sunday morning here, pro :)

    Imagine if there was a law about vegetarianism. What would it achieve?

    April 19, 2008

  • I don't like this word.

    April 19, 2008

  • I think this changes slightly more than one letter.

    April 19, 2008

  • I still like epponnee rae best.

    April 19, 2008

  • I don't have a problem with that at all, bilby. You may decide that being a vegetarian means no animal products at all, and that's all good. But people who do not eat meat but still indulge in dairy should still be allowed to call themselves vegetarian.

    April 19, 2008

  • I think you're being unnecessarily pedantic, bilby.

    April 19, 2008

  • As an 8 year old, my interpretation of Neil Diamond's Solitary Man.

    April 19, 2008

  • I should hope there would be no dogs orgasming in the classroom. Good grief!

    April 19, 2008

  • I like the mouthfeel of this word.

    April 19, 2008

  • From Ben Kweller's In Other Words:

    "The only thing that's real are the kids that kid themselves, and the dumb eyes of the beautiful"

    April 19, 2008

  • Picture

    April 19, 2008

  • Click me

    April 19, 2008

  • Do not enter

    April 19, 2008

  • See here

    April 19, 2008

  • I fly.

    Or catch the bus if I have to. *shudder*

    April 19, 2008

  • The highway between my town and the city is littered with signs like this, telling you to pull over before you get killed or whatever. My favourite is drowsy drivers die!

    April 19, 2008

  • The highway between my town and the city is littered with signs like this, telling you to pull over before you get killed or whatever. My favourite is drowsy drivers die!

    April 19, 2008

  • Neither is tofu.

    April 19, 2008

  • Ew, bilby.

    April 19, 2008

  • They don't do nothing. They get drunk, have neuroses, and slap turkeys stuff.

    April 19, 2008

  • You should name this list mondegreens, f.

    April 19, 2008

  • In primary school, my friends and I sang "Australians all eat ostriches."

    We knew what it was really, but it was fun.

    April 19, 2008

  • C_b, I think I have a similar thing. I always assumed it was normal...

    The mention of this word irritates me, purely because it reminds me of year 11 English and Girl with a Pearl Earring. Baaaad memories.

    April 19, 2008

  • I have a friend who consistently pronounces this am-blee-ance.

    I can't believe this posted three times. How irritating.

    April 19, 2008

  • Also a small country town in South Australia.

    ETA: Asativum, I think spoonyalchemist is the vegetarian, because Quorn is the faux meat.

    April 19, 2008

  • All this discussion of Amadeus is making me want to see it. I have never heard of it anywhere other than Wordie.

    April 19, 2008

  • Well, I'm glad I'm not the only one wondering.

    As for moist, I personally associate it with bodice rippers, which not only makes it dirty in my mind, it gives it connotations of poor quality and veneral diseases.

    But that's just me :D

    April 19, 2008

  • Worst TV show ever

    April 19, 2008

  • At the risk of becoming a Wordie outcast for the rest of Wordieternity, I have to ask... Why is this word so hated?

    April 19, 2008

  • An affirmative:

    "No way!"

    "Way."

    April 17, 2008

  • Actually, yeah. I do that.

    April 17, 2008

  • What an unpleasant image.

    April 17, 2008

  • I can't imagine that anyone would be confused if I told them I was buying a penis online to stick to my bra and hide my cleavage...

    April 17, 2008

  • My mum and I used to count jacarandas on the way to primary school. We started with the one in our own backyard, of course :)

    April 17, 2008

  • Why do these sites have the same sickly pink colour scheme? Yuk.

    April 17, 2008

  • How about a legionnaires? They're those caps with the flap at the back to protect your neck. Most often worn by little boys up to about 10, sometimes in school uniform colours.

    April 17, 2008

  • Yep, that's my logic too, frind.

    April 17, 2008

  • I'd like to list this, but I don't have a list that it fits into and if I make one for it I'll just keep adding words, and I really need to go to bed.

    April 16, 2008

  • As much as I don't like to think about the concept of humanure, the fact that there's a humanure handbook amuses me to no end.

    April 16, 2008

  • So I'm not completely delusional after all. How reassuring.

    April 16, 2008

  • n. Something that's never good to be beyond.

    April 16, 2008

  • I'm afraid that's not a luxury I have...

    April 16, 2008

  • Haha, o rly rt?

    April 16, 2008

  • The suu kyi part is supposedly pronounced "soo shee". So theoretically, if you said it fast you'd say sushi. Which makes me giggle.

    April 16, 2008

  • Hmm, I wonder where I got that from, then. I've spent less than 12 hours in Sydney, when I was ten; I have no knowledge of its geography.

    April 16, 2008

  • This always brings to mind Looking for Alibrandi. That's where she lived isn't it? Anyone care to correct me?

    April 16, 2008

  • Presumably more people in my town holiday in Wollongong than in Wooloomooloo, and so the latter does not need a nickname. *shrug*

    April 16, 2008

  • In my little part of NSW Wollongong is known as "Woolly".

    April 16, 2008

  • I'm not sure why, but those things give me the heebies. I wouldn't wear one.

    April 16, 2008

  • Heh. All riiight!

    April 16, 2008

  • I used to know a different punchline for that joke, but I can't remember it.

    April 16, 2008

  • I know my wooly mammoth is always rolling in the mud and getting filthy.

    April 16, 2008

  • I like:

    "What's black and white and red all over? A sunburnt penguin."

    or for the more gory among us:

    "What's black and white and red all over and goes round and round and round? A penguin with a spear through its head stuck in a revolving door."

    April 16, 2008

  • My brother came home from school one day when he was about 8, complaining to my mother that everyone in his class said sammich, and he was the only one who knew how wrong it was. Mum asked him how it was supposed to be said and he replied "Sangwich, of course!"

    April 16, 2008

  • I'm going to start using the expression as rare as frog's penises.

    April 16, 2008

  • I have to say, my favourite part of this site is this quote:

    "Just tell us a little bit about the size, color, texture, and taste of the pen you’re looking for"

    April 16, 2008

  • I alternate between tights and stockings.

    April 16, 2008

  • Why isn't this a netspeak acronym? I'd use it.

    April 16, 2008

  • The list is anticipating the addition of more navel-gazing words.

    April 15, 2008

  • I admit I don't find this word particularly exciting either.

    April 15, 2008

  • Or, in the nud, meaning naked.

    April 15, 2008

  • Since when was romanticising imflammation of the dangly bit at the back of your throat causing a subsequent choking death a good thing?

    April 14, 2008

  • That actually happened?

    April 14, 2008

  • From Overheard In New York:

    Angry woman to friend: I have a contention with the way people pronounce my daughter's name. I did not name my daughter 'Lady Nasty'! I named my baby girl 'La Dynasty.'

    Hee!

    April 14, 2008

  • This word reminds me of Labyrinth:

    Hoggle: This is an oubliette, labyrinth's full of 'em.

    Sarah: Really. I didn't know that.

    Hoggle: Oh don't act so smart. You don't even know what an oubliette is.

    Sarah: Do you?

    Hoggle: Yes. It's a place you put people... to forget about 'em!

    April 14, 2008

  • I think the volume increases as you get more frustrated, which often means you start looking properly, rather than wandering around the house aimlessly.

    April 14, 2008

  • When I'm looking for a physical thing, I tend to wander around saying "whereisit, whereisit, whereisit, WHERE IS IT??"

    April 11, 2008

  • This word reminds me of Sadie the Cleaning Lady

    April 11, 2008

  • I think I heard that on the radio as well... or maybe I imagined it...

    April 11, 2008

  • My very favourite sign didn't have missing letters. It was painted on a wall and it said "Pet Shop" and then underneath, "Golden Cat Chinese Restaurant" Which is a strange name for a restaurant anyway.

    It led to a hilarious misunderstanding when my sister and I first saw it.

    April 8, 2008

  • René Descartes was a drunken fart, "I drink therefore I am."

    April 8, 2008

  • When I first read Waffle Ho se, I saw it as waffle horse. I was rather confused for a moment.

    April 8, 2008

  • Hee! C_b, that's one of my favourite jokes of all time. A man walks into a bar, and he says "Ouch!"

    *snigger*

    April 8, 2008

  • A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The barman says, "Sorry. We don't serve food here."

    April 8, 2008

  • Hee! The Chem student in me loves these!

    April 8, 2008

  • Sure. Go right ahead. I really didn't have much in mind at all when I made this list the other morning at two o'clock.

    April 8, 2008

  • How delightful.

    April 7, 2008

  • Frindley, I remember making a similar mistake when I was little. My older cousin had an NOFX t-shirt that I spent hours puzzling over. I just couldn't figure out how to pronounce such a word.

    April 7, 2008

  • Yes, I had a German exchange student who said it like that. My family has adopted it.

    April 6, 2008

  • Ah, Germaine. Our most batshit insane expat.

    April 6, 2008

  • "You die, consequently you become the more submissive partner. Or, the passive necrophiliac."

    --Paul McDermott

    April 6, 2008

  • When used in regard to unsolicited email etc., the word has been assigned the acronym "Short Pointless Annoying Message".

    April 6, 2008

  • "I like a waffle because a waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap. A waffle says to the syrup, 'Hold on now. You ain't goin' anywhere. Don't even think about tryin' to creep down the sides. Just rest in these squares! When one square is full, move onto the next one. When you hit the butter, split up!!'"

    --Mitch Hedberg

    April 6, 2008

  • The fact that overweening is an actual, non-madeupical word absolutely delights me.

    April 6, 2008

  • I believe that the first stanza of the poem is repeated at the end. At least, that's how I learned it.

    April 6, 2008

  • F, you're my hero! I was talking to someone about my own guiding years the other day and the ceremony that surrounded being sworn in. I can still recite the pledge and whatnot, but I couldn't remember the Guide Law. It's been frustrating me for weeks!

    I actually have about 5 camping badges, because in my small country town, there wasn't much else we could do.

    I was turfed out of the Girl Guides when I was eleven.

    April 6, 2008

  • I was a junjarin, for about 2 months. Then the system changed and I became a kookaburra.

    April 6, 2008

  • The Girl Guide thing is pretty eew too, rt.

    April 5, 2008

  • My googleganger is a Canadian TV personality. She is also my searchwikiaganger.

    April 4, 2008

  • Heehee, third WeirdNet!

    I love candles and candle light.

    April 4, 2008

  • Well, no, fatal diseases aren't really part of my life's plan, but I was a Girl Guide, you know. I always like to be prepared.

    April 4, 2008

  • Yes, I did know that. It just so happens that this is an argument I have given up on.

    April 4, 2008

  • So next time I have a fatal disease, I just need to harvest a human-cow embryo? Excellent.

    April 4, 2008

  • I think this is a battle you are destined to lose, s.

    April 4, 2008

  • I just wish my Friday was a poets day.

    April 3, 2008

  • I am adopting this usage, frindley

    April 3, 2008

  • I get you c_b.

    April 3, 2008

  • I like the other definition more. I think instrumentality is my new favourite word.

    April 3, 2008

  • That must be a strange feeling, bilby.

    My mother uses this one all the time.

    April 3, 2008

  • Honestly? The first thing that comes to my mind is actually my brother's usage. To scarf something down is to eat it very quickly. We had lots of words for that in my house. Scoff, mung, gullet, and wolf, to name a few.

    April 3, 2008

  • I've seen it used with WeirdNet's definition.

    As in, "Omg, this Chemistry assignment is a bitch!"

    I have also been guilty of using bitchin' to describe things that are good as well as things that are bad.

    April 3, 2008

  • I use this word way more than I should. Generally as part of the phrase: give us the hot goss.

    April 3, 2008

  • Strewth Ruth, tell us the truth! What've ya put in this overproof??

    April 3, 2008

  • Where I am, it's a sleaze.

    April 3, 2008

  • Perhaps the dark colour will make bilby less visible in the dark. Always handy for nocturnal animals, I'm sure.

    April 2, 2008

  • I think I'll stick to Schmackos when I'm feeding the dog, thanks.

    April 2, 2008

  • I know a girl who is in the NT studying the black footed rock wallaby.

    April 2, 2008

  • Ah, I miss living in the country sometimes. The city just doesn't have as many interesting animals.

    That said, I saw a huge sleepy lizard in our school once and my friend found a gecko the size of my little finger in her room the other day.

    April 2, 2008

  • All that icing cannot be good for bilby's fur, surely.

    April 2, 2008

  • Well... perhaps I will.

    April 2, 2008

  • Is there a list somewhere of Shakespearean insults? There should be.

    April 2, 2008

  • My favourite of Will's insults is ape of death

    April 2, 2008

  • I have a background in Mutter too, bilby. I attempt to control it, though.

    April 2, 2008

  • Yes, I saw it just after I posted the comment. I did look before I said it, I must have missed it. My bad.

    April 2, 2008

  • Viktor's more of a physical being.

    April 1, 2008

  • Since you've got hamburger and frankfurter, how about berliner?

    April 1, 2008

  • Shouldn't it be milliner of asshattery?

    April 1, 2008

  • I always read this word wrong when I see it English, because I see it much more commonly in German.

    April 1, 2008

  • Apparently, Klingon for mother. Anyone here speak Klingon?

    April 1, 2008

  • Japanese: my mother (humble)

    April 1, 2008

  • Japanese: Your honourable mother.

    April 1, 2008

  • What is the correct pronunciation of moue? I've always read it as moo but that can't be right...

    April 1, 2008

  • Eating for two?

    March 25, 2008

  • whack! crack!

    March 25, 2008

  • Apparently when my mother was a teenager the in thing was the "green apple" diet, which I suppose is similar to the cabbage soup diet.

    March 25, 2008

  • gten tag

    March 23, 2008

  • Aussie slang: Sandwich

    March 23, 2008

  • More commonly used as part of one big smoosh word.

    gdaymateowzitgoin'?

    March 23, 2008

  • Reesetee! I think you have made my life complete

    March 23, 2008

  • I came, I saw, I stuck around

    March 17, 2008

  • What if there is a selfish shellfish?

    March 14, 2008

  • Squid in German. Not quite as fun as the English word, sadly.

    March 14, 2008

  • I think the fact that it also contains the word squid balances out the moist.

    March 14, 2008

  • Yes, it has been tough. But I will survive, I have my squisk and my pet squeep to help me through.

    March 14, 2008

  • I grew up in squid squalor. We lived on squid row. My mother was a squidmonger and my father only worked squid pro quo. My sister was a squidiot and a squidnunc and she sold my squidgeridoo to buy a squarf.

    March 14, 2008

  • Squid not included.

    March 14, 2008

  • A squid's favourite game. Involves a squidger.

    March 14, 2008

  • This is turning into an advertisement

    March 14, 2008

  • Popular with the idigenous population of Atlantis

    March 14, 2008

  • Handy for removing those stubborn ink stains

    March 14, 2008

  • What you get when you cross a squid and a sheep.

    March 14, 2008

  • A squid's worst enemy.

    March 14, 2008

  • See squiddy, squiddity, squiddiddition, squiddiddiddity and squiddishious.

    March 14, 2008

  • When I first heard of the word, I was saying it in real life, imagining it to be spelled segway and reading it online as segue and just not connecting that they were the same word.

    March 13, 2008

  • How about "I could care less"?

    March 13, 2008

  • Just thought you might like to know, the summary of this list makes my brain explode.

    March 13, 2008

  • Fish. Clearly.

    March 13, 2008

  • skort.

    March 13, 2008

  • I've always liked "Skirt," just on its own. And "The Electric Mayhem," which I think I stole from Jim Henson(?).

    March 13, 2008

  • The merciless taunting of the poorly thought out creative efforts of another. See also MST and snark

    March 13, 2008

  • A community on Livejournal (or similar blog site) with the main purpose of sporking badly written fiction etc.

    March 13, 2008

  • Am I the only one that ever gets this confused with entomology?

    February 18, 2008

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