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  • See this Wired article for a fascinating article on the evolution of English in the Far East--and maybe the rest of the world as well.

    June 25, 2008

  • Not...Hoboken! Sir--what about the Geneva Convention?

    Hey--they use Compaqs at Wordie?

    June 25, 2008

  • Sir--I would be derelict in my duty not to go in when provoked so aggressively. I mean, come on--things I say to people? I surprised no one went in before me.

    Speaking of which--thanks for the cover, reesetee... :-(

    June 25, 2008

  • That's so...adorable!

    June 25, 2008

  • Permission to speak freely, sir?

    June 25, 2008

  • I CAN'T STAND IT ANY LONGER! I'm going in! Cover me...

    June 24, 2008

  • I'm giving it one more day, reesetee. One more day, and then all hell breaks loose.

    June 24, 2008

  • Bilby, FA and DC--I've made this an open list so that you'll get credit for your wonderful contributions. Have a field day!

    The Butt Brothers?

    June 24, 2008

  • Must...resist...Wordie Treatment...

    June 23, 2008

  • John, I was with you right up until I saw this picture of animal style fries. Does it remind you in any way of this image?

    June 22, 2008

  • It sounds like you're mixing up words from the refrain from Bryan Hyland's "Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini," probably the greatest earworm ever produced.

    Dang it...

    June 22, 2008

  • I understand the good Reverend once complained of addressing beery wenches each Sunday morning.

    June 21, 2008

  • The empty links were here, but now they're gone--so we can resume our discussion of penis bones.

    Unless we've pretty much exhausted that topic.

    June 21, 2008

  • I'm saving mine!

    June 21, 2008

  • See also oosik.

    June 20, 2008

  • Wow. Catarrh is a new one on me. Thanks kewpid, reesetee and bilby. In your collective honor I've made the list public.

    June 20, 2008

  • Well, I guess if the shoe fits...

    June 20, 2008

  • I suppose vicious would fit on this list if vitiate does, but I'll leave that up to you.

    It's really difficult to come up with possibilities for this list--a good quality in a list, I always say.

    June 20, 2008

  • Docile, easy-going, dove-like.

    June 20, 2008

  • Have you ever heard this word used when it was not preceded by "young?"

    June 20, 2008

  • Well, that explains why you rarely see anyone younger than 60 use it. We can't catch the disaprovees (aka "young whippersnappers") any longer and actually beat them with a stick, so we have to pantomime it.

    June 20, 2008

  • See also finger of disapproval.

    June 20, 2008

  • Shaking your index finger at someone while simultaneously frowning to indicate your disapproval of what they are doing. Onset of FoD in humans seems to occur at about age 60.

    June 20, 2008

  • Done, Pro. Many thanks. I think I'll just open this list up.

    June 20, 2008

  • Thanks for the new fodder for this list, jmp.

    June 20, 2008

  • That is a joke, right?

    *please please please say yes*

    June 20, 2008

  • Much in the same way that Pat Boone rocks, reesetee?

    Have you ever heard Pat Boone's version of Tutti Fruitti?

    June 20, 2008

  • So that's the source of my heartburn, bilby? :-)

    June 19, 2008

  • The practice of sailboats traveling south along the US Atlantic coast to travel close to the shore to catch the southerly Labrador current and avoid the northerly Gulf Stream current farther offshore.

    "Coasting" has an interesting double sense here--to coast along with a current and to stay close to the coast.

    June 19, 2008

  • Someday I'm going to start a list: Mistakes I Have Made on Wordie. I could start with Obstinant Buffaloes. Or maybe pimiento load.

    It would be glorious.

    June 19, 2008

  • Not related to groceries, folks. Just another embarrassing mistake.

    June 19, 2008

  • Interesting description in that it says nothing about the music, only about it's performance context.

    That's because the music sucked.

    June 19, 2008

  • Or of the Eno River in North Carolina, my old stomping grounds.

    June 19, 2008

  • "Yes, a hat. A lion taming hat. A hat with 'lion tamer' on it. I got it at Harrods. And it lights up saying 'lion tamer' in great big neon letters, so that you can tame them after dark when they're less stroppy."

    Vocational Guidance Counselor Sketch, Monty Python

    June 19, 2008

  • What I'd like is a picketizer--a device that would make me sound like Wilson Pickett.

    Or maybe a charlesizer...or a brownizer.

    No...wait--a reddingizer!

    June 18, 2008

  • But...why?

    June 18, 2008

  • I'd love to improve my English to something approaching yours, pro...

    June 18, 2008

  • I can't find a reference to it anywhere, so let's just use Wordie to officially coin it. Those little bubbles need a name, and "wulm" has a nice collective ring to it--e.g., "That's a very active wulm you have going there, bard. Get the teabags ready."

    June 18, 2008

  • As is varmint. :-)

    June 17, 2008

  • Thank you, reesetee. That's a lovely sentiment.

    Strange, but lovely... :-)

    June 17, 2008

  • Four more years?

    June 17, 2008

  • I guess I missed ralph as well.

    June 16, 2008

  • "People say believe half of what you see

    Son, and none of what you hear..."

    -Marvin Gaye

    Good advice.

    June 15, 2008

  • So, ptery, it's either Lance, Peg, Chip, Chuck, Stone, Rock, Bay, Buck, Max, Dash, Josh, Sally, Will, Mark, Jimmy, Rick, Wade, Sue, Gore, Pierce, Tab, or Ward?

    Well, that narrows it down a bit. :-)

    June 15, 2008

  • OK. Since you asked...

    If Annie Oakley married Don Juan, divorced him and married Ian Holm, she'd be Annie Juan Holm.

    Or how about:

    If Faith Hill married Dr. No, divorced him and married Dudley Moore, she'd be Faith No Moore.

    But that's it. Really.

    June 15, 2008

  • From whence cometh most of my inspiration, bilby. I'll stop now.

    June 15, 2008

  • Please...help...me...

    If Anna Olson married John Gotti, divorced him and married Caspara Davida, she'd be Anna Gotti Davida.

    (belated earworm alert)

    June 15, 2008

  • Perhaps if we all sang a rousing triple triple chorus of "Chain of Fools."

    Here we go: "Chain chain chaaaiiiiinnn..."

    June 15, 2008

  • Can't stop...

    If Sarah Brightman married Scott Dockter, divorced him and married Ruben Hinojosa, she'd be Sarah Dockter Hinojosa.

    June 14, 2008

  • You may regret encouraging me on this.

    If Dae Kim married Darren O'Day, divorced him and married Sadaharu Oh, she'd be Dae O'Day Oh.

    "Hey, Mr. Tally Man..."

    June 14, 2008

  • And now from the "pouring salt in old wounds" department:

    If Kaye Umansky married Wally Schirra, divorced him and married Georges Seurat, she'd be Kaye Schirra Seurat.

    Whatever will be, will be, I guess.

    June 14, 2008

  • *sigh* I love the Wordie Treatment...

    June 14, 2008

  • I don't understand, Pro. When I added pimiento load, a downy woodpecker flew past my window. Then, when I added phthisical, it started to rain. Maybe you're not looking hard enough.

    Or maybe you're not using enough exclamation points!!

    June 13, 2008

  • Its open!!! Add "anything" you want!! I'm going to add phthisical right now. Watch!

    June 13, 2008

  • Exactly! With Fox News, you get the best of both worlds!

    That's real journalism, all right.

    June 13, 2008

  • Not to be too contrary, but I'd opt for just the opposite of gangerh's suggestion for expanding the "Most Citations..." and other lists pertaining to specific Wordies. Why not eliminate them altogether and focus solely on words?

    June 12, 2008

  • The new, unfortunate-sounding name for dwarf planets like, umm, Pluto. See this news article for the rationale.

    June 12, 2008

  • That would be Wally Walrus, an acquaintance of Woody Woodpecker.

    Woody Woodpecker would be a great name for a porn actor.

    June 12, 2008

  • Sign, professionally printed, in the Payless Rental Car return lane at the Denver airport:

    Please leave "keys" in the car.

    You know--keys. *wink wink nudge nudge*

    I don't get it...

    June 12, 2008

  • I'd probably avoid any use of the word "tongue" on a first date, reesetee.

    June 12, 2008

  • That actually makes a lot more sense than Intelligent Design.

    June 12, 2008

  • And threesome could actually work in your favor, given the right proclivities...

    June 12, 2008

  • I had forgotten all about that embarrassing typo (pimiento load), yarb. Thanks for bringing it back up, so to speak... :-)

    June 10, 2008

  • That's it, reesetee. I should have known you'd already have it on a list somewhere.

    June 9, 2008

  • Interesting, VO. We always called it "sleep" when I was growing up, but I assumed we were using a madeupical euphemism of sorts.

    June 8, 2008

  • C'mon, reesetee. You know you love it. :-) Anyway, here's a list.

    What's that stuff that cements your eyelids together after a long sleep called?

    June 8, 2008

  • You know, we have the makings of a very good list here--something having to do with, ummm, interesting bodily accretions. We already have toejam, fromunda cheese, earwax, pus, and smegma. Jolly!

    If ever there were a word that sounded exactly like what it is, it has to be smegma.

    June 8, 2008

  • Kind of reminds me of fromunda cheese...

    June 7, 2008

  • A semicircular part (as of an amphitheater) or place. Picked this up from the national spelling bee.

    I would have missed it.

    May 31, 2008

  • A rock formation that has been shaped, polished, or abraded by wind-driven sand. Picked up today at the American Natural History Museum in NYC.

    May 27, 2008

  • If you wanted to feed cats what they really craved, those cans would be filled with live mice and dead birds with those mysterious little entrails that are always left at your door already removed.

    Which, as far as I'm concerned, is far less disgusting than Tuscan dinners for cats.

    May 16, 2008

  • "Celery, apples, walnuts, grapes...in a mayonnaise sauce."

    See Free Association.

    April 28, 2008

  • I know what you mean, U. There are many joys related to being on Wordie. There are also many related to not being here.

    But seeing you back makes me think that maybe I'll hang around more. Maybe.

    April 26, 2008

  • I love this! I'm going to eat only pumpernickel bread from now on, just so I can say "fart goblin."

    April 25, 2008

  • Many thanks, oroboros. I haven't laughed that hard in some time.

    April 24, 2008

  • Thanks again, sionnach. In your honor, I opened the list up for everyone. Have a field day!

    April 23, 2008

  • Duly added, sionnach. I've let this list lie fallow for too long.

    April 22, 2008

  • Wouldn't I need a mirror for that, bilby?

    April 22, 2008

  • Thanks for the Music Genome Project tip, Treeseed. I'm enthralled...

    April 22, 2008

  • Exactly, plethora. Like an Ed Wood movie. I believe even sionnach appreciates the beauty that is Ro-Man.

    April 21, 2008

  • Who needs thylacines when you've got Angbangbang? That's even better than Uranus!

    Speaking of which..."Our last probe has detected sulfurous fumes rising from Uranus."

    I just never get tired of those...

    April 21, 2008

  • You know, what we need here is a good Uranus joke. Like "There are strange radio signals emanating from Uranus," or "We need to send a probe deep into Uranus," or "I'd like to explore Uranus more once we've safely touched down."

    You know, something like that...

    April 21, 2008

  • From this blog, an apparent neologism that refers to someone who owes more on his home than it is actually worth.

    April 20, 2008

  • When I am improvising (and not simply playing from muscle memory), I "see" landscapes with different configurations and textures. Going in a certain direction causes me to play one way, going in another direction results in something different. I can "hear" what it will sound like before I go there. It sometimes takes me while to reach that zone where I perceive landscapes. On a good night, I get there very quickly.

    Musicians are strange...

    April 20, 2008

  • Don't go here. I warned you...

    April 19, 2008

  • No, Prolagus, but it's a great movie...

    April 17, 2008

  • The Pope and the Dope.

    April 17, 2008

  • Geez...I might have to take up drinking.

    April 12, 2008

  • I hope part of that translates as "blows dead rats," because that's what that song does...

    April 10, 2008

  • I think you're referring to Firmament-Clogging Rotteness. Not a general list, though--these are from a specific source, so to speak...

    April 10, 2008

  • As in "Y'all quiet'n down so I can listen to General Hospital." Commonly used throughout the southern US.

    Actually, I'm not at all sure how this should be spelled. I've always assumed it was a contraction of "quiet on," but I don't recall ever seeing it written. It is pronounced like triton (or chiton, for mollusque's benefit).

    April 9, 2008

  • Hello, ofravens. My little part of Alaska is in the Interior, near Fairbanks in a small community named Ester--so it's not likely that you'll pass closely by on your cruise. Unfortunately, it's also not very likely that you'll see an aurora since there is so much daylight in June. You can read a book outside at 2:00 am in June at my house. (And I often do, in my hammock...) In the Southeast on your cruise, it gets dark enough for a couple of hours that you might see them. Come back in November if you want to live under them every night.

    You'll see lots of ravens, though. :-)

    April 8, 2008

  • Q: How many Microsoft employees does it take to change a light bulb?

    A: None. Bill Gates simply declares Dark(â„¢) as the new standard.

    April 8, 2008

  • Also "last-ditch effort;" a final recourse, usually to prevent an unwanted outcome.

    March 19, 2008

  • Generally an indicator of impending commercial development.

    March 19, 2008

  • The ultimate revenge, I suppose...

    March 19, 2008

  • I've heard this in reference to Alaska, the earth's oceans, and space.

    March 19, 2008

  • Usually refers to China.

    March 19, 2008

  • It's over, dude...

    March 19, 2008

  • The final alternative for providing aid or solving a problem.

    March 19, 2008

  • Completed in a hurry in order to meet a deadline.

    March 19, 2008

  • Presumably the one that broke the proverbial camel's back.

    March 19, 2008

  • The person prevailing in a difficult or protracted struggle.

    March 19, 2008

  • As in "I wouldn't wear that if I were the last man on earth," or "I wouldn't go out with him if he were the last man on earth."

    March 19, 2008

  • Heard on NPR, describing the desire not to be the last person inventing in Bear/Stearns before it collapsed.

    March 19, 2008

  • Looks like our thoughts crossed there, samoritan.

    March 16, 2008

  • This may help. See kraken.

    March 16, 2008

  • I'm not going there, palooka. :-)

    March 16, 2008

  • Isn't it...ummm...obvious?

    March 16, 2008

  • Annette Funicello; one of the original Mouseketeers. My infatuation ended when she started making beach movies with Frankie Avalon and with the advent of Elke Sommer...

    March 15, 2008

  • People always wonder why I chuckle when they call themselves "fundamental Christians."

    March 15, 2008

  • I guess I just don't get the squid thing...

    *wondering what I'm missing*

    March 14, 2008

  • There are a few other lists that cover similar ground: Obstinate Buffaloes, Prides, Not Prejudice, and Murders of Crows. I may have missed some.

    March 14, 2008

  • I just couldn't let this phrase go unWordied. Found at Blender.com.

    "How sure was MCA that slinky Irish teen Carly Hennessy was going to be a gargantuan pop star? So sure that in 1999 they staked the former Denny’s sausage spokesmodel with a $100,000 advance, $5,000 a month in living expenses and an apartment in Marina Del Rey, California, spending roughly $2.2 million in all on her 2001 debut, Ultimate High."

    March 14, 2008

  • Coined by my favorite cartoonist Roz Chast, this describes the sense of well-being I am experiencing having just cleaned up my desk.

    March 14, 2008

  • Perhaps she should be looking for a new line of work...

    March 14, 2008

  • These were also popular in the 50s for boys due to a brief national infatuation with calypso music (and Harry Belafonte in particular.) They had fake rope belts and stripes down the outside of the leg. I have some embarrassing pictures of myself in them on the first day of school in about 1958. And no, I won't share them...

    March 14, 2008

  • See luncheon. Also see the Fake Food and Luncheon Meats lists.

    March 13, 2008

  • And now, coldspire, you have witnessed what we like to call the wordie treatment.

    March 13, 2008

  • Reminds me of pimiento load, urinal etiquitte, and many others for which I am responsible.

    When reesetee mentioned that "it happens to the best of us," I think he meant me in particular...

    March 13, 2008

  • I love the name of this list, as well as the contents.

    What about eagle-eyed and legal eagle? Play chicken? Naked as a jaybird?

    "The sun isn't yellow, it's chicken."

    Bob Dylan, Tombstone Blues

    March 13, 2008

  • See the discussion on haught couture.

    I love it when someone else spells something wrong. That's usually my job. :)

    March 13, 2008

  • Haughty couture works for me, though.

    March 13, 2008

  • Ooh, I sense a good story here. Want to share? :-)

    March 13, 2008

  • Something goes horribly wrong at the Con Edison nuclear reactor.

    March 12, 2008

  • Mr. Thackeray tries to explain to his students that sex isn't just about reproduction.

    It's also a movie. Do we need a new list?

    March 12, 2008

  • There's a war going on, but Dick Cheney valiantly finds a better way to serve his country through a series of five student deferments and a carefully planned pregnancy.

    I know it's a movie, but sionnach got away with it.

    March 12, 2008

  • The popular title given to the husband of our (Alaska's) current governor. He's a snow machine racer.

    March 12, 2008

  • Hey! I think I have that movie in my collection.

    March 12, 2008

  • See segway for a related discussion.

    March 12, 2008

  • It looks like Eliot Spitzer has given us yet another vittersweet moment to savor.

    March 12, 2008

  • I love this list and wonder how I missed it for three months. I'm still chuckling over thunder-pumper.

    Don't forget the tufted titmouse...

    March 12, 2008

  • Superb, yarb. Just perfect...

    March 12, 2008

  • Jeez, mollusque. If you can't find them, what chance do we have?

    Still, I'm off to look...

    March 11, 2008

  • One way around the "dog" and "dogs" problem is to tag your word(s) with both. Same with nautical, marine, maritime, sea, etc. Use 'em all...

    March 11, 2008

  • Another example to add on to yarb's and john's comments--the words on my Body Metaphors list are now tagged with anatomy, colloquialism, metaphor, body metaphors, and slang. The tags don't have to be literal--they can link your lists to other lists with even tangentially similar content. I'm anxious to see what other words have been tagged with "metaphor," for example.

    I'm loving this...

    March 11, 2008

  • Bulk-tagging is a phenomenal upgrade, John. I just tagged all my lists. I'm definitely going to use tags more often as a search tool on Wordie.

    Thanks for your quick response.

    March 11, 2008

  • It depends on where you look, mollusque. The "e" version is from Spanish but it's the version many climbing books use. I thought it might make a nice monovocalic...

    March 11, 2008

  • You avoid them when you can, and walk very carefully when you can't.

    March 10, 2008

  • We like to think that it sounds more like "asteroids" than "hemorrhoids..."

    March 10, 2008

  • Virgin made me think of extra-virgin olive oil. No, really. See Free Association.

    March 10, 2008

  • It's difficult to say brouhaha without laughing... :)

    March 10, 2008

  • My pleasure, ofravens. I love your username. I live in Alaska where ravens are common. They loom large in Athabascan lore. Some of them nest near my house. It's astonishing how many sounds they can make, and how intelligent they are. I never pass up a chance to watch them.

    March 10, 2008

  • Hey, John...could you provide a way to bulk-tag existing lists? For example, there are currently 187 untagged entries on one of my lists. I'd love to be able to apply a tag (or set of tags) to one of my lists--or other folks' lists, for that matter. I'm far less likely to open each of those entries to apply tags, but if I could do it all at once...

    March 10, 2008

  • Tags can be an enormous benefit in tracking down words and conversations. I'm as guilty as anyone in terms of forgetting to provide them, but if we all took tags a bit more seriously we'd all benefit.

    March 10, 2008

  • Amazing photo. Going around turns must require some fairly delicate choreography, if that term can be applied to trucks.

    March 10, 2008

  • My pleasure. There are several thousand "o-matics" out there as well, but you probably don't want to go there.

    I do love this list. "Will-o'-the-wisp" is such a beautifully evocative phrase.

    March 10, 2008

  • This list reminds me that the toads will soon be showing up in Fairbanks...

    March 10, 2008

  • Also, a car being pulled by a camper or recreational vehicle for use away from the RV. Toads are a common sight in Alaska in the summer...

    March 10, 2008

  • Steps or shelves left around a mining site after the removal of ore-bearing dirt.

    March 10, 2008

  • A long, narrow sluice box.

    March 10, 2008

  • An artificial channel with riffles along the bottom, set in a stream and fed with dirt or alluvium so that the dirt and lighter materials will wash away and the heavier gold will be trapped in the riffles. Commonly used by recreational miners.

    March 10, 2008

  • How about "peg o' my heart?"

    March 10, 2008

  • Dense, often thorny brush that makes off-trail travel very difficult.

    March 10, 2008

  • Shaquille O'Neal? (Just kidding, m...)

    March 10, 2008

  • Those of us that live in Ester, Alaska, call ourselves Esteroids.

    March 10, 2008

  • Awkward. It sounds like sort sort of mineral. Perhaps folks from Wyoming should refer to themselves as The Wyominions.

    March 9, 2008

  • See penetentes.

    March 9, 2008

  • Sharp ice peaks formed when sunlight reflects off of small depressions in the snow cover, melting the snow unevenly and forming tall peaks. Typically found when traveling on a glacier. When these refreeze at night, they can become quite hard and sharp, making travel difficult. Climbers usually call them neve penetentes. Nice image here.

    March 9, 2008

  • Many similarities with the Luthier's Craft list.

    March 9, 2008

  • My first reaction to "Zowie" would be to pronounce it as it's pronounced in Frank Zappa's "Wowie Zowie." Zowie should sound like "wow," not "Zoe."

    "It's spelled Raymond Luxury Yacht, but it's pronounced Throat Warbler Mangrove..."

    March 9, 2008

  • Mollusque, that reference always makes me cringe.

    March 8, 2008

  • My understanding is that it's pronounced like "Zoey."

    I would have gone with Chloe...

    March 8, 2008

  • Actually, I think it was this image that was the proverbial straw for me. It's not coincidental that I added it to the puke bowl discussion.

    I may not like Cheez Whiz, but I love the phrase Cheese Was.

    March 7, 2008

  • A wonderfully understandable article on the age of the universe as determined by the Wilkinson Microwave Anisotropy Probe is available here.

    March 7, 2008

  • A similar incident happened once on Wordie. See dork out.

    March 7, 2008

  • Eew. I mean, eeewwwwww.

    March 7, 2008

  • Interesting, c_b. I would have guessed that usage would be much older. Now I'm wondering about hippopotamus. Must go look up when that came into common usage...

    Edit: About 1300, according to the Online Etymology Dictionary.

    March 7, 2008

  • Cheez Whiz? On a chessesteak? Say it ain't so, reesetee...

    March 7, 2008

  • See also coynte.

    March 6, 2008

  • My guess is that it and Mesopotamia have something in common. :-) My other guess is that since Potomac comes from an Algonquin Indian word, any similarity is probably just a coincidence...

    March 6, 2008

  • I can't stand golf, but I've always loved this term since I learned it from a golf-playing friend. From the Golf Rules dictionary:

    Any temporary accumulation of water on the course (other than a water hazard) visible before or after the player takes his stance. It includes:

    -snow and ice

    -overflow from a water hazard if outside the hazard

    -a pitch mark filled with water

    It does not include:

    -soft mushy ground

    -water which appears when pressing a footmark down -dew and frost

    -manufactured ice

    -water on the putting green which was not visible when taking stance but which became visible when approaching the ball.

    The player is entitled to relief when his ball lies in or touches casual water or when it is on the course and interferes with his stance or area of intended swing (or if the ball is on the putting green, his line of putt).

    Fascinating...

    March 6, 2008

  • Nothing to apologize for, c_b. I had forgotten about my own list until yours showed up. They complement each other nicely.

    March 6, 2008

  • Hey--imagine how I felt...

    March 6, 2008

  • There are a bunch of these on my Say What? list, but I'm too lazy to move most of them over. Added a few, though.

    March 6, 2008

  • You can embarrass yourself with gazebo as well...

    March 5, 2008

  • I won't comment on the appropriate use of "Daffy" in this image, but it's a nice Elmer Fuddism...

    March 5, 2008

  • I know what you mean, palooka. It's like when people call Fairbanks "Bear Flanks." Although, come to think of it, it kind of fits...

    March 5, 2008

  • I'm delighted to know that rozzer is a vetted term. I remember a piece from Mad Magazine from a very long time ago that dealt with slang, and one of the example sentences was "It's crackers to slip a rozzer the dropsy in snide." (Translation: "It's crazy to pay off a cop in phony money.")

    Why I can remember that and not some of my students' last names from last semester is a puzzle to me. (Do you want to know my 7th grade locker combination? I've got that...)

    March 5, 2008

  • Since seque basically means a way to transition from one segment (of a topic, scene, etc.) to another, it's logical that you'd think it would be spelled segway. I learned the term in film school, back when we actually used film...

    March 5, 2008

  • Actually, shouldn't this be segue? A Segway is a scooter of sorts.

    March 5, 2008

  • "Police were trying Tuesday to piece together the violent events inside a brick home where six people were found dead in an apparent mass shooting."

    How many victims does it take to make it an obvious mass shooting?

    March 5, 2008

  • I know how you feel, cricket. See urinal etiquitte for my latest blunder...

    March 4, 2008

  • My son recently told me about a game that he and his friends call "The Game." The only rule is that if you think about the game, you lose. You're supposed to say "Oh crap" (or something appropriately similar depending on your surroundings) when this occurs, and everyone is on the honor system.

    March 4, 2008

  • Here's my abridged version:

    Born, waiting...

    March 4, 2008

  • A six-legged octopus. Really.

    March 4, 2008

  • See the embarrassingly misspelled urinal etiquitte for a discussion.

    March 4, 2008

  • Hey, John. If there are enough of us, we could start a list. :-)

    March 4, 2008

  • Oops. Etiquette. Sorry. I typed it wrong...again...

    March 4, 2008

  • I should probably add that it was in the men's room of the Salt Lake City Airport...

    March 4, 2008

  • From ananova.com: "A New Zealander ended up in court after punching a man over a breach of urinal etiquette."

    I have always suspected there was such a code. It would have helped me during an incident in which I once peed right next to Ted Kennedy in the Salt Lake City airport. I was going to make a pun about Chappaquiddick (there are just so many possibilities there) but I refrained.

    March 4, 2008

  • Isn't that missing an "n?" Oh...never mind.

    March 3, 2008

  • Wow, gangerh. My first crush was Annette Funicello. Maybe we should have a list...

    March 3, 2008

  • That reminds me of an HP Lovecraft story in which the protagonist, having acquired the ability to peer into the future, sees himself lying helplessly in a vegetative state. To prevent this from happening, he decides to take his life by shooting himself in the head. The attempt is not successful, though--his wounds put him into a vegetative state...

    March 3, 2008

  • Is this you, palooka?

    March 2, 2008

  • But during the noon darkness of Svalbard's winter, observers should be able to see the dayside aurora, which enter our atmosphere directly. Without the extra slingshot magnetic kick, these particles are less energetic, so produce a fainter, reddish glow.

    I've never seen this. Must start looking. Full article here.

    March 2, 2008

  • HA! I had forgotten all about our spam-bot friend. I just love his lyrical (and LONG!) account of the difficulties of reading while trying to get a tan. You've got to hand it to a guy who takes the initiative in solving some of the great problems of our time.

    March 2, 2008

  • It's just a cruel word, isn't it Treeseed? No matter what the context.

    March 2, 2008

  • Yep. It's a cool word. You can express varying degrees of disgust by adjusting the number of e's and w's. For example:

    "Casu marzu? Eeeeewwwwwwww!"

    Ah, English...

    March 2, 2008

  • It shouldn't, but it does. I can't think of another word that affects me like this. I suspect it's a product of my upbringing. It was always associated with hate or prejudice.

    March 1, 2008

  • We always got a handful of Brazil nuts in our stockings at Christmas. That somehow makes the association even more painful.

    March 1, 2008

  • See also nigger toes.

    You know, most words don't bother me. They're just syllables. Nigger is not one of those. It still bothers me a lot.

    March 1, 2008

  • C_B--I just spent a very pleasant hour rummaging through these old conversations. I had completely forgotten about dork out and several others. Thanks for collecting them in one place.

    March 1, 2008

  • Hebrew for "holocaust" or "disaster." Quoted in the news recently as a threat from Israel regarding what will transpire in Gaza should Hamas continue shelling Israeli territory.

    March 1, 2008

  • "People are strange."

    Jim Morrison

    March 1, 2008

  • A truly...unique version of vagina dentata appeared in a 1959 Soviet science fiction film called Nebo Zovyot, a pioneering film that garnered some critical respect until Roger Corman bought it, recruited a young Francis Ford Coppola to rework it, and released it to American audiences as "Battle Beyond the Sun." That film is pretty awful, but when the battle between two monsters begins it's pretty difficult not to understand why "vagina dentata" is a keyword for this movie on IMDB.

    March 1, 2008

  • Agreed, seanahan. Great read, and one of the better names for a main character.

    February 29, 2008

  • OK...Did you hear about the newlywed couple who didn't know the difference between vaseline and putty? All of their windows fell out.

    February 29, 2008

  • Heard this morning on NPR. Said of a child who had not learned to regulate his own behavior. I suspect that his hair was discombed and he was disdressed as well.

    February 29, 2008

  • Stuff and nonsense, reesetee. We eschew sesquipedalianism here. Lexiphanicism results only in obfuscation.

    Oh...and, schadenfreude, whatever that means.

    February 29, 2008

  • There does seem to be a preponderance of "ass" metaphors. It also seems that I listed most of them. I wonder what that means?...

    February 29, 2008

  • Already listed, gangerh...

    February 29, 2008

  • Creamballs? Creamballs?

    February 29, 2008

  • Reesetee, I'm shocked. Butting in on conversations is a cherished tradition here. The more you butt in, the better... :)

    February 29, 2008

  • You've got my vote, bilby. That's a scream...

    February 28, 2008

  • Now you've got me singing "Springtime for Hitler..."

    February 28, 2008

  • Oops. Should have looked that up, I guess.

    February 28, 2008

  • See Body Metaphors.

    February 28, 2008

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    February 28, 2008

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    February 28, 2008

  • Clueless. See Body Metaphors.

    February 28, 2008

  • See Body Metaphors.

    February 28, 2008

  • See Body Metaphors. See also Fingernails on My Chalkboard, one of my favorite lists.

    February 28, 2008

  • See Body Metaphors.

    February 28, 2008

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    February 28, 2008

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    February 28, 2008

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    February 28, 2008

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    February 28, 2008

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    February 28, 2008

  • Har!

    February 28, 2008

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    February 28, 2008

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    February 28, 2008

  • Well, I used dogleg, so go crazy...

    February 28, 2008

  • Whew! That was fun. My car is ready. Gotta go...

    February 28, 2008

  • See Body Metaphors.

    February 28, 2008

  • Often said of a particularly powerful guitar solo. See Body Metaphors.

    February 28, 2008

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    February 28, 2008

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    February 28, 2008

  • Ooh! Double!

    February 28, 2008

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    February 28, 2008

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    February 28, 2008

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    February 28, 2008

  • Good one!

    February 28, 2008

  • See Body Metaphors.

    February 28, 2008

  • See Body Metaphors.

    February 28, 2008

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    February 28, 2008

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    February 28, 2008

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    February 28, 2008

  • Typically, ingesting alcohol to cure a hangover. Strange. See Body Metaphors.

    February 28, 2008

  • See Body Metaphors.

    February 28, 2008

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    February 28, 2008

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    February 28, 2008

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    February 28, 2008

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    February 28, 2008

  • Thanks. I'm sitting in a customer lounge waiting to get my car repaired and they have a nice wireless connection, so I started brainstorming...

    Hey--gotta add that one...

    February 28, 2008

  • This one is a bit of a stretch. See Body Metaphors.

    February 28, 2008

  • See Body Metaphors.

    February 28, 2008

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    February 28, 2008

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    February 28, 2008

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    February 28, 2008

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    February 28, 2008

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    February 28, 2008

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    February 28, 2008

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    February 28, 2008

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    February 28, 2008

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    February 28, 2008

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    February 28, 2008

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    February 28, 2008

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    February 28, 2008

  • A lovely isthmus near Anchorage, Alaska. Also the site of one of the infamous "bridges to nowhere" proposed by Ted Stevens.

    See Body Metaphors.

    February 28, 2008

  • See Body Metaphors.

    February 28, 2008

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    February 28, 2008

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    February 28, 2008

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    February 28, 2008

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    February 28, 2008

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    February 28, 2008

  • One of my favorite phrases. See Body Metaphors.

    February 28, 2008

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    February 28, 2008

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    February 28, 2008

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    February 28, 2008

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    February 28, 2008

  • Sionnach, that conversation started with me but eventually involved chained_bear and reesetee, probably to no one's surprise.

    February 28, 2008

  • Gangerh, I'll trade you stories. Here's mine. I grew up with the Taylors in Chapel Hill (where papa Ike was the dean of the med school) and played in bands with most of them. Livvy and I were in the same grade. A few of us were over at their house during Christmas holidays and decided to go Christmas caroling. Word was that James and his "girlfriend" were around somewhere and might join us. They did. It was a fun evening...

    So...tell me about Brian Jones.

    February 28, 2008

  • Not sure, but they made an appearance on my Politics as Usual list some time ago...

    February 28, 2008

  • Gangerh...THE Brian Jones? With the teardrop Vox? He was my ultimate hero back in the day.

    I once went Christmas caroling with James Taylor and Joannie Mitchell, but I'd trade it for a day with Brian Jones. (Or would have, when he was alive...)

    February 27, 2008

  • Dang. I was going to go for gym teacher next...

    February 27, 2008

  • Custodian! No, principal!...Wait...

    February 27, 2008

  • You may be interested to know that Cold Bay (pop. 87) is the third option for landing the space shuttle should FL or CA not work out due to weather. It has a huge lighted airstrip left over from a WWII air base. Occasionally, international flights that develop mechanical problems stop there.

    February 26, 2008

  • Wock on, gangewh...

    February 26, 2008

  • I used to love Martin's cartoons in Mad. Is he still around? You might also enjoy this Bill Waterson list...

    February 25, 2008

  • See Kill the Wabbit.

    February 25, 2008

  • See Kill the Wabbit.

    February 25, 2008

  • See Kill the Wabbit.

    February 25, 2008

  • See Kill the Wabbit.

    February 25, 2008

  • See Kill the Wabbit.

    February 25, 2008

  • See Kill the Wabbit.

    February 25, 2008

  • Hmmm. Sounds wike we need a new wist...

    February 25, 2008

  • Or Elmer Fudd's autobiogwaphy...

    February 25, 2008

  • Until I saw Palooka's comment, I read this as "moron" and not "Mormon." I was not at all predisposed to doubt its veracity, though...

    February 23, 2008

  • Elmore James RULES!

    Thanks, mollusque...

    February 23, 2008

  • From a description of Nancy Pelosi in the San Francisco Chronicle, 2/21/08.

    Everyone is equal, but some are more equal than others...

    February 22, 2008

  • C-B...maybe your friend could also print out the joke and bring you a copy as well. That way, you have all the senses covered. :-)

    I sure missed you...

    February 21, 2008

  • Check in about 4 months from now and see what happens...

    February 21, 2008

  • I know, c_b. After all, they're just trying to be nice. My cousin does it all the time, and I can't bring myself to ask her to stop.

    February 21, 2008

  • There is a word for that, mollusque, after a fashion. See aboiement.

    Is there something you'd like to...ummm...tell us?

    February 21, 2008

  • From Wikipedia:

    In theoretical physics, a membrane, brane, or p-brane is a spatially extended, mathematical concept that appears in string theory and its relatives (M-theory and brane cosmology). The variable p refers to the spatial dimension of the brane. That is, a 0-brane is a zero-dimensional pointlike particle, a 1-brane is a string, a 2-brane is a "membrane", etc. Every p-brane sweeps out a (p+1)-dimensional world volume as it propagates through spacetime.

    February 21, 2008

  • An increasing problem on social networking sites such as Facebook; unsolicited spam generated by applications that require you to invite friends to try the application before you can use it. I'd also apply the term to jokes that have been forwarded so many times that the message indents take up most of the page...

    February 21, 2008

  • I'm afraid it's more like business suits, cigars, and outstretched hands, Treeseed...

    February 21, 2008

  • The party knows what's best for you, dear...

    February 21, 2008

  • I've always loved stories about Avalon. Even the name is evocative...

    February 20, 2008

  • Further evidence that birds evolved from dinosaurs...

    February 20, 2008

  • Reesetee, have you ever heard emo music? The only fans are members of other emo bands, and maybe their parents...

    February 20, 2008

  • I love this definition from the Urban Dictionary:

    Genre of softcore punk music that integrates unenthusiastic melodramatic 17 year olds who don't smile, high pitched overwrought lyrics and inaudible guitar rifts with tight wool sweaters, tighter jeans, itchy scarfs (even in the summer), ripped chucks with favorite bands signature, black square rimmed glasses, and ebony greasy unwashed hair that is required to cover at least 3/5 ths of the face at an angle.

    Note: I do realize that the word "rifts" should be "riffs," but I think I might invent a new guitar method employing rifts--you know, respecting the silent spaces between sounds, or whatever...

    February 20, 2008

  • Oh, wait. I'm not wearing any...

    February 20, 2008

  • Very cool! I don't see haunted anywhere (although you do have "house of horror").

    *runs off to change underwear before John gets personal*

    February 20, 2008

  • A person displaying janky characteristics.

    February 19, 2008

  • A word my son uses to describe things that are worthless. From the Urban Dictionary: "broken; unnecessarily redundant, superfluous, or meaningless; stupid or ridiculously moronic; bootleg or of questionable quality."

    Typical usage: "My teacher made us read the whole chapter. It was so jank."

    February 19, 2008

  • The original Doublemint Gum twins! (How far we have come...)

    February 19, 2008

  • Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton. Big for a while, anyway.

    February 19, 2008

  • If you never thought you'd see "ukulele" and "Smells Like Teen Spirit" in the same performance, check this out.

    I wanna be their groupie...

    February 19, 2008

  • An unfortunate acronym for "Neutral Killed in Action;" military speak for the loss of innocent bystanders during a combat action.

    February 19, 2008

  • I have to know, sionnach--are you quoting What's Up, Tiger Lily? or did you make that up yourself?

    "Name three presidents..."

    February 18, 2008

  • I always thought this was a terrible brand name. It sounds like a toxic chemical.

    February 18, 2008

  • Also the phrase that John Lennon uttered during the sound collage at the end of Strawberry Fields Forever which some interpreted as "I buried Paul."

    February 18, 2008

  • I've been thinking about a comment mollusque made the other day on euryvocalic. He was able to remember an epiphanic moment at which words took on a new meaning for him. I think mine came from much more lowly circumstances. At about age 7 or 8 I read a little comic included in a Bazooka Bubblegum package that posed the question "What is the longest word in the world?" The answer, of course, is smiles, because there is a mile between the two s's. I remember thinking about that for days--it changed the way I thought about words and language in ways that are still with me today.

    Do you recall your wordiepiphany?

    February 17, 2008

  • See also velveeta.

    February 17, 2008

  • Boba Fett brought feta cheese to mind. See Free Association.

    February 16, 2008

  • Tommy Boyce and bobby Hart were the songwriters responsible for much of the early Monkees' material, including their theme song. They also played the instruments on early Monkees' tracks before the Monkees were allowed to play them themselves. History may forgive them someday.

    February 16, 2008

  • Drove a Corvette along Route 66 for a few seasons.

    February 16, 2008

  • Heaven's Just A Sin Away is the only country and western song I have on my iPod. Any song with a title like that has to be good. They also had an interesting tune about cheating on your spouse called "Pittsburgh Stealers."

    February 16, 2008

  • It made a nice fantasy, didn't it...

    February 16, 2008

  • OK, that might be a bit of a stretch. Except maybe for that episode where they were joined telepathically...ummm...see dork out.

    February 16, 2008

  • See race music.

    February 16, 2008

  • Had to look that one up. I had a suspicion that you were venturing into madeupical land again...

    February 16, 2008

  • Deep, uselessness. We don't usually think of race and, say, hair color in the same way, but essentially having blonde hair is no different than being ethnically Chinese--they're both just results of genetic adaptations. We're still all the same species...

    February 16, 2008

  • It was used mostly derogatorily. My parents were livid when they found out I was listening to race radio. (They would have been more upset if they had ever found out I was in Durham watching James Brown and Percy Sledge...)

    February 16, 2008

  • Rufus and Carla Thomas, a father and daughter duo who recorded for Stax records. Best known for "The Night Time is the Right Time" and "Do The Funky Chicken." Each was a successful solo artist as well.

    February 16, 2008

  • Shake Your Groove Thing...

    February 16, 2008

  • The Blues Brothers.

    February 16, 2008

  • Best known for the song "Mockingbird," which they wrote, and for their energetic live shows (to which I can personally attest).

    Mock (yeah) ing (yeah) bird (yeah) Yeah (yeah)

    Mockingbird...

    Everybody, have you heard?

    (Have you heard?)

    He's gonna buy me a Mockingbird

    Oh, if that Mockingbird don't sing

    He's gonna buy me a diamond ring

    And if that diamond ring don't shine

    He's gonna surely, break this heart of mine

    And that's why, I keep tellin' him that's exactly

    Whoa, ho, ho, I, all I know is I, I, I, I know...

    February 16, 2008

  • Best known for "Let The Good times Roll." They put on an incredible live show.

    February 16, 2008

  • The name used throughout the South to describe music (soul, beebop, jazz, gospel, rhythm and blues, etc.) produced by African-American musicians. When I was growing up, I used to listen to "race radio"--those stations that played race music from Stax, Motown, Chess, and others. There were also "race theaters"--small venues that booked African-American acts. (I was usually the only white face in those theaters, but I got to see some incredible performances.)

    February 16, 2008

  • I caught that, Treeseed, and immediately deleted my entry. I was getting kind of carried away with musicians. Perhaps I had better stop...

    February 16, 2008

  • Canadian musicians (brothers) who gave us the immortal instrumental "Sleepwalk."

    February 16, 2008

  • Peter Asher went on to produce James Taylor, among others.

    February 16, 2008

  • Not to be confused with Ian and Sylvia (or with Mitch and Mickey), Mickey and Sylvia had a hit with the wonderful song Love Is Strange. Loved the guitar riffs in that one...

    February 16, 2008

  • The Righteous Brothers, aptly named.

    February 16, 2008

  • Established many recording studio techniques that are now standard, including multi-tracking of vocals and instruments. Several number one hits in the fifties.

    February 16, 2008

  • Only one hit, but it was a doozy--The Harlem Shuffle.

    February 16, 2008

  • See Paula.

    February 16, 2008

  • Yeah, yeah, yeah, yea-hea, yea-hea, yea-hea yea-hea

    The mountains high and the valleys so deep

    Cant get across to the other si-hi-hi-hi-hi-hi-hi-hi-hide

    Don't ya give up baby, don't you cry

    Don't ya give up 'til I reach the other si-hi-hi-hi-hi-hi-hide

    I was lonely baby, I couldn't sleep

    The night they took you from my si-hi-hi-hi-hi-hide...

    The Mountains High. Phenomenal song...

    February 16, 2008

  • Canadian folk singers, provided the model for Mitch and Mickey in A Mighty Wind.

    February 16, 2008

  • a.k.a. The Fluorescent Leech and Eddie when they were with The Mothers of Invention, and as Mark Volman and Howard Kaylan when they were with the Turtles. Talk about two extremes...

    February 16, 2008

  • The immortal Everly Brothers.

    February 16, 2008

  • Blaine was a loser...

    February 16, 2008

  • Then why didn't YOU list them, you slack bastard?

    *hoping that pretending to yell at uselessness will bring him back to Wordie full-time*

    February 16, 2008

  • McCartney is listing the Beatles' songs that he wrote as "McCartney and Lennon," for which I'll probably never forgive him.

    February 16, 2008

  • These characters always scared me.

    February 16, 2008

  • If there were ever a Zen comic strip, this would be it.

    February 16, 2008

  • Great comedy team!

    They are kidding, aren't they?

    February 16, 2008

  • When the deep purple falls over sleepy garden walls

    And the stars begin to twinkle in the night

    In the mist of a memory you wander on back to me

    Breathing my name with a sigh

    In the still of the night once again I hold you tight

    Though you're gone, your love lives on when moonlight beams

    And as long as my heart will beat, sweet lover we'll always meet

    Here in my deep purple dreams

    Here in my deep purple dreams

    February 16, 2008

  • I still have a few questions about these two...

    February 16, 2008

  • The Mandelas.

    February 16, 2008

  • Hey Janet (Yes Brad?), I've got something to say.

    I really loved the skillful way

    You beat the other girls to the bride's bouquet!

    The river was deep but I swam it, Janet

    The future is ours so let's plan it, Janet

    So please don't tell me to can it, Janet

    I've one thing to say and that's

    Dammit, Janet, I love you...

    February 16, 2008

  • Johnny Weissmuller and Maureen O'Sullivan...incredible.

    February 16, 2008

  • Francis Crick and James Watson, discoverers of the structure of DNA.

    February 16, 2008

  • Oops. Should be Fay Wray...

    February 16, 2008

  • The Ambiguously Gay Duo...

    February 16, 2008

  • Of Mice and Men.

    February 16, 2008

  • Forever doomed by anatomy to a platonic relationship.

    February 16, 2008

  • George Burns and Gracie Allen, Comedy team.

    February 16, 2008

  • The Ducks...

    February 16, 2008

  • Beaver Cleaver's folks...

    February 16, 2008

  • Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers

    February 16, 2008

  • enough said...

    February 16, 2008

  • Creators of one of the very worst songs ever, so vile that it will not be referenced here. My day has already been ruined with a severe case of earworm...

    February 16, 2008

  • Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis, a very successful comedy team before they each went solo.

    February 16, 2008

  • The Smothers Brothers.

    February 16, 2008

  • Sam Moore and Dave Prater, soul singers without equals. Think "Soul Man."

    February 16, 2008

  • See also sacred harp.

    February 16, 2008

  • I've done it on several occasions, but I don't have a dog yard. That's a life style unto itself...

    February 15, 2008

  • Plus, when she's done, you don't even need to read the book. :-)

    February 15, 2008

  • See barge board.

    February 15, 2008

  • From the late 1700s to the late 1800s, flat barges (known as flatboats) were built in the north country to float crops and other goods down the Mississippi to New Orleans. Since they could not be floated back upriver, the barges were disassembled and recycled for use in constructing houses. An interesting example can be found here.

    February 15, 2008

  • Sorry, reesette. This senility thing is rough. Thanks for the information--it makes sense that there was a connection. Nice glossary, too.

    February 15, 2008

  • River ice that has fractured and refrozen, sometimes resulting in jagged piles 5 or 6 feet high. The bane of dog mushers everywhere.

    February 15, 2008

  • So, someone else has seen Muriel's Wedding? I loved that movie. (Didn't care much for the other element in this title, though...)

    February 15, 2008

  • I don't really know, c_b. I can't find any evidence one way or the other. The dreadnought shape was larger than the then-predominant parlor guitar shape and it was much louder and clearer than previous shapes, so perhaps there is a connection there.

    February 14, 2008

  • Dang. I was busy all day and I missed a great straight line. Now it's too late...

    February 14, 2008

  • I know, seanahan. It's really difficult keeping up with the comments. I wish there were some way to tame them, but I can't imagine what that would be.

    February 14, 2008

  • A "perfect" sweet tooth fairy, at least for a child of the sixties...

    February 14, 2008

  • This word has a very different connotation to a guitar player. It's the standard shape of most modern acoustic guitars, having been designed by the Martin company in 1931.

    February 14, 2008

  • John, this is a minor point, but it would be nice if there were a "past comments" link at the bottom of the Recent Comments and Citations section as well as the top so that you wouldn't have to scroll all the way back up to the top of the comments to get to the next section.

    (Why do I always feel like Dorothy approaching the Wizard when I ask for things like this?...)

    February 13, 2008

  • Spelling aside, jenn, anything is legal on the Free Association list.

    February 13, 2008

  • Gotta go with c_b on this one. Touching marshmallows is the equivalent of biting tin foil as far as I'm concerned.

    February 13, 2008

  • Ska always makes me think of Skiffle, not because of the music but because of the association with the Beatles and beat music and because the names are somewhat similar. See Free Association.

    February 13, 2008

  • I've never understood why someone would destroy culinary perfection by putting a *gulp* Hershey's Kiss in the middle of it.

    February 13, 2008

  • HAR! It took me a minute, sionnach, but this is a true sidesplitter. Thanks.

    February 13, 2008

  • Whatever you do, don't stop contributing. I am learning so much...

    February 13, 2008

  • See aromatic vegetables and trinity.

    February 13, 2008

  • See also aromatic vegetables and mirepoix for a slight variation on this.

    February 13, 2008

  • Also called mirepoix in classic French cooking, the aromatic vegetables are generally considered to be onions, celery, and carrots. In Cajun cooking, the trinity consists of onions, celery, and peppers.

    February 13, 2008

  • From a comment on a YouTube classical music video. I love this construction.

    February 13, 2008

  • Well, I can't let that slack bastard get ahead of me. Thank you, reesetee. Only ten thousand more and I'll be in your ballpark, assuming you stop contributing immediately.

    February 13, 2008

  • Flowers are distinctly straw-colored. See Prairie Grasses.

    February 13, 2008

  • Common food for waterfowl. See Prairie Grasses.

    February 13, 2008

  • Thick, cylindrical female heads resembling common cattails. Food for waterfowl. See Prairie Grasses.

    February 13, 2008

  • Swamps and wet woodlands; bluish to light green leaves; food for waterfowl. See Prairie Grasses.

    February 13, 2008

  • Grows in wet meadows, prairies, and woodlands. See Prairie Grasses.

    February 13, 2008

  • Oval flower clusters with short, triangular spikes. See Prairie Grasses.

    February 13, 2008

  • Grows around lakes and streams, food for waterfowl. See Prairie Grasses.

    February 13, 2008

  • Apparently completely unrelated to broom sedge grass. Grows around lakes and drainage ditches. See Prairie Grasses.

    February 13, 2008

  • Long, thin male spikes and short, thick female spikes. Hence the name? See Prairie Grasses.

    February 13, 2008

  • Grows in swamps and around lakes, providing food for waterfowl. See Prairie Grasses.

    February 13, 2008

  • Mildly aromatic, spiky flowers. See Prairie Grasses.

    February 13, 2008

  • Flowers form compact spherical masses and are quite beautiful but very small. See Prairie Grasses.

    February 13, 2008

  • Short, triangular flowers that resemble birds' beaks. See Prairie Grasses.

    February 13, 2008

  • Grows in swamps and wet prairies; eaten by waterfowl. See Prairie Grasses.

    February 13, 2008

  • Grows along streams and lakes; browsed by deer. See Prairie Grasses.

    February 13, 2008

  • Flourishes in marshes, wet meadows, along streams; a common food for waterfowl. See Prairie Grasses.

    February 13, 2008

  • A truly great band. Jim Pons, bassist, went on to play with Frank Zappa (and the Turtles, for which I guess I'll forgive him...)

    February 13, 2008

  • Native to wooded lowlands. Leaves resemble palm fronds. See Prairie Grasses.

    February 12, 2008

  • Forms short, dense clumps. A common potted ornamental. See Prairie Grasses.

    February 12, 2008

  • Grows in clumps in moist forests and marshes. See Prairie Grasses.

    February 12, 2008

  • Habitat is typically low-lying fens (a beautiful word in itself) with glacial runoff. See Prairie Grasses.

    February 12, 2008

  • Common name for the awl-fuited sedge. See Prairie Grasses.

    February 12, 2008

  • Significant food source for a variety of songbirds. See Prairie Grasses.

    February 12, 2008

  • Treeseed--it was my original intention not to include sedges, but what the heck? It's a public list, so please feel free...

    February 12, 2008

  • The Leaves were a proto-punk garage band from Los Angeles, known mainly for their recording of "Hey Joe." See Free Association.

    February 12, 2008

  • John's new image search feature is particularly informative and entertaining for most of the words on this list. See rattlesnake grass, for instance. For an example of a WeirdNET-worthy non sequitur, though, see prairie satin.

    February 12, 2008

  • I have, Treeseed. It was a cathartic experience for me--one of those times that you look at something in a completely different and transforming way. It's not just grass...

    February 12, 2008

  • See Prairie Grasses

    February 12, 2008

  • See also beak grass.

    February 12, 2008

  • Also known as beakgrain grass. Commonly used as an ornamental grass. See Prairie Grasses

    February 12, 2008

  • Seeds are attractive to birds. See Prairie Grasses

    February 12, 2008

  • Prefers wet soils. See Prairie Grasses

    February 12, 2008

  • Fat, oat-like flowers, excellent forage. See Prairie Grasses

    February 12, 2008

  • Used for erosion control because of its extensive root system. See Prairie Grasses

    February 12, 2008

  • I suspect reesetee will like this one. See Prairie Grasses

    February 12, 2008

  • There are several varieties of wild rye grasses including Virginia, Canada, and Riverbank. See Prairie Grasses

    February 12, 2008

  • Distinctive fat green flower clusters on slender branches. See Prairie Grasses

    February 12, 2008

  • Thrives in sand hills and open woods. See Prairie Grasses

    February 12, 2008

  • Distinctive drooping seedheads. See Prairie Grasses

    February 12, 2008

  • See Prairie Grasses

    February 12, 2008

  • Seedhead resembles a bottle brush. See Prairie Grasses

    February 12, 2008

  • See Prairie Grasses

    February 12, 2008

  • See Prairie Grasses

    February 12, 2008

  • Very high quality forage and attractive to birds. See Prairie Grasses

    February 12, 2008

  • Seed heads have a sharp awn which can injure livestock. See Prairie Grasses

    February 12, 2008

  • Seeds attract birds and butterflies. See Prairie Grasses

    February 12, 2008

  • Shoots are blue when they first emerge from the ground in spring. See Prairie Grasses

    February 12, 2008

  • Known for its very tough stems and serrated edges. Also called cord grass. See Prairie Grasses

    February 12, 2008

  • Also known as rip gut. See Prairie Grasses

    February 12, 2008

  • Commonly used as hay and forage. See Prairie Grasses

    February 12, 2008

  • See big bluestem.

    February 12, 2008

  • Also known as turkey foot grass because of the distinctive branching pattern of the seeds. See Prairie Grasses

    February 12, 2008

  • Can't think about a prairie without thinking about the native grasses that grow (or should be growing) there. I think I'll go start a list...

    See Free Association.

    February 12, 2008

  • He was eating the scrub willow down by the road. On the drive home from Anchorage last night, we had to stop for a herd of caribou crossing the road.

    February 12, 2008

  • My favorite was about a prince looking for the best thing in life and finding it in a loaf of brown bread hidden inside a tree. I'd love to find that one again...

    February 12, 2008

  • Seeing undulant immediately reminded me of this word, possibly because I was watching a moose cross my driveway just a few minutes ago... See Free Association.

    February 12, 2008

  • To prepare for a fight. See Knuckle Up.

    February 12, 2008

  • A set of rings attached to a bar, worn over the fingers to increase the force of a blow. See Knuckle Up.

    February 12, 2008

  • Another term for brass knuckles. See Knuckle Up.

    February 12, 2008

  • A person of low intelligence. See Knuckle Up.

    February 12, 2008

  • See also knuckle ball.

    February 12, 2008

  • Also knuckleball. A randomly fluttering pitch thrown by gripping the ball with the tips or nails of two or three fingers. See Knuckle Up.

    February 12, 2008

  • Characterized by nervousness or apprehension. See Knuckle Up.

    February 12, 2008

  • To give up under pressure. See Knuckle Up.

    February 12, 2008

  • A slow or dimwitted person. See Knuckle Up.

    February 11, 2008

  • Wow! Firepower equivalent to 128 Big Macs.

    February 11, 2008

  • Living in Seattle in the mid/late seventies, we were just beginning to see bumper stickers saying "Don't Californicate Washington." Sadly, no one paid attention...

    February 11, 2008

  • John--tell me you can look at this picture and ever eat Velveeta again. See puke bowl if you need additional evidence...

    February 11, 2008

  • I was surprised to find Teach Me Tiger the other day on iTunes. I bought it for old times' sake.

    February 11, 2008

  • April Stevens' use of sotto voce on Teach Me Tiger got her banned from many radio stations because her whispered moans were considered too "suggestive."

    An amusing song that should have been banned simply because it was so bad.

    February 11, 2008

  • Dang. I was just thinking that the Irish were my kind of people...

    February 10, 2008

  • See rod and chained_bear's Songboys list.

    February 10, 2008

  • Hot Rod Lincoln by Commander Cody and the Lost Planet Airmen. I guess you could also count lincoln even though neither actually refers to a boy's name...

    February 10, 2008

  • I love that song, c_b, as well as just about every other song they ever recorded. Listening to the Everly Brothers was like the proverbial light bulb for me in terms of understanding what vocal harmony is.

    February 10, 2008

  • A cover band that plays songs and usually affects the appearance of a specific band. My favorite tribute band name is "Hell's Belles," an all-female AC/DC cover band.

    February 10, 2008

  • Essentially a living jukebox, cover bands play music made popular by other bands, thereby assuring the audience that there is no chance that they will hear anything original.

    Also see tribute band.

    February 10, 2008

  • Teddy Boy by Paul McCartney. Not proud to admit that I remember this.

    February 10, 2008

  • For a time there was also a huge assumption about Bowie's gender.

    February 9, 2008

  • Louie Louie by the Kingsmen

    February 9, 2008

  • Boris the Spider by the Who

    February 9, 2008

  • These are much tougher to come up with than their female counterparts...

    February 9, 2008

  • Hey Jude by the Beatles. Their largest selling single ever, for some reason...

    February 9, 2008

  • Me and Julio Down By the Schoolyard by Paul Simon

    February 9, 2008

  • You Can Call Me Al by Paul Simon

    February 9, 2008

  • Vincent by Don McLean

    February 9, 2008

  • The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald by Gordon Lightfoot

    February 9, 2008

  • Rocky Raccoon by the Beatles

    February 9, 2008

  • Maxwell's Silver Hammer by the Beatles

    February 9, 2008

  • Little Saint Nick by the Beach Boys

    February 9, 2008

  • Just Like Tom Thumb Blues by Bob Dylan

    February 9, 2008

  • Just Like Romeo and Juliet by the Reflections

    February 9, 2008

  • Hey Joe by the Leaves, Love, Jimi Hendrix, and just about everyone else.

    February 9, 2008

  • Duke of Earl by Gene Chandler. Moment of silence...

    February 9, 2008

  • Charlie Brown by the Coasters

    February 9, 2008

  • Bennie and the Jets by Elton John. Hate that song, too...

    February 9, 2008

  • Bad Bad Leroy Brown by Jim Croce. Hate that song...

    February 9, 2008

  • Simon Smith and His Amazing Dancing Bear by Alan Price (composed by Randy Newman, I believe...). Alan Price was the former organist for the Animals.

    February 9, 2008

  • Don't forget Hit The Road, Jack, by Ray Charles...

    February 9, 2008

  • Mac the Knife, popularized by Bobby Darin.

    "When the shark bites, with his teeth dear..."

    February 9, 2008

  • Jimmy Mack by Martha and the Vandellas

    February 9, 2008

  • Also Johnny B. Goode by Chuck Berry

    February 9, 2008

  • Bo Diddley by, ummm, Bo Diddley

    February 9, 2008

  • If we include Lola, we must include Sue...

    February 9, 2008

  • Norman by Sue Thompson

    "Norman, ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo, Norman..."

    February 9, 2008

  • Do the Freddie by Freddie and the Creamers

    Edit: DREAMERS! I meant Dreamers! No Freudian slip on my part, no siree...

    February 9, 2008

  • Appearance on this list is technically correct, anyway...

    February 9, 2008

  • It can work both ways, reesetee. When the vendor didn't give the patron his change back, the patron complained about it. The vendor replied "Change comes from within."

    *rim shot*

    February 9, 2008

  • That sounds madeupical.

    February 9, 2008

  • True, gangerh. A beautiful and mysterious song.

    February 8, 2008

  • You know, you just have to love a site on which hemorrhoid cream puffs, euryvocalic, sheila, and foretopgallantmast appear on the same page. Thanks, John.

    February 8, 2008

  • Gangerh, you've created the worst case of earworm that I have ever experienced.

    February 8, 2008

  • Mini Skirt Minnie by Wilson Pickett

    February 8, 2008

  • Cathy's Clown by the Everly Brothers. The first 45 I ever bought.

    February 8, 2008

  • Help Me Rhonda by the Beach Boys.

    Help me Rhonda, help help me Rhonda...

    February 8, 2008

  • Izabella by Jimi Hendrix

    February 8, 2008

  • Bernadette by the Four Tops.

    February 8, 2008

  • Sheila by Tommy Roe

    February 8, 2008

  • Georgia On My Mind. Ray Charles is responsible for the definitive version.

    February 8, 2008

  • Roxanne by the Police. I like the band, but I truly hate this song.

    February 8, 2008

  • Ophelia by the Band

    February 8, 2008

  • Jeannie Jeannie Jeannie by Eddie Cochran

    February 8, 2008

  • Sussudio by Phil Collins

    February 8, 2008

  • You never know how close you may be to true enlightenment. The other day, I saw a guy walk up to a hot dog vendor and say "Make me one with everything."

    February 8, 2008

  • Bessie Smith by Bob Dylan

    February 8, 2008

  • Julia by the Beatles

    February 8, 2008

  • Denise by Randy and the Rainbows

    February 8, 2008

  • Gloria, originally by Them (Van Morrison) but covered by just about everyone. Also a completely different doo wop tune done by the Cadillacs.

    February 8, 2008

  • Wow. That word could do with a few well-placed apostrophes, as in fo'c's'le. Of course, that would destroy the compoundiness, replacing it with apostrophism.

    February 8, 2008

  • A possible cure for compoundiness. See foretopgallantmast.

    February 8, 2008

  • Palooka, how could you not listen to a band with songs like "Boobs a Lot" and "I Feel Like Homemade Shit?"

    Loved those guys...

    February 8, 2008

  • Maggie's Farm by Bob Dylan

    Maggie May by Rod Stewart

    February 8, 2008

  • Too cool! I was not aware that Zappa took the lyric from an earlier song. Freak Out probably influenced me more than any other album. Should I admit that?

    I'm now off on a quest to locate Teddy and His Patches.

    February 8, 2008

  • Some serious free associating is happening over at my house...

    February 8, 2008

  • Sherry Baby by the Four Seasons

    February 8, 2008

  • Ruby Baby by Dion and the Belmonts

    February 8, 2008

  • Runaround Sue by Dion and the Belmonts

    February 8, 2008

  • Hey Paula by Paul and Paula. Appalling, and somewhat paltry.

    February 8, 2008

  • Nadine by Chuck Berry

    February 8, 2008

  • Martha My Dear by the Beatles

    February 8, 2008

  • Lucille by Little Richard

    February 8, 2008

  • Wendy by the Beach Boys

    February 8, 2008

  • Lawdy Miss Clawdy by Lloyd Price

    February 8, 2008

  • "You're breaking my heart..."

    February 8, 2008

  • Also Pictures of Lily by the Who. Great tune...

    February 8, 2008

  • Dizzy Miss Lizzy by Larry Williams

    February 8, 2008

  • Layla by Derrick and the Dominoes

    February 8, 2008

  • Gotta stop...

    February 8, 2008

  • My Girl Josephine by Fats Domino

    February 8, 2008

  • Lady Jane by the Rolling Stones

    Queen Jane Approximately by Bob Dylan

    February 8, 2008

  • Hello Mary Lou by Ricky Nelson

    Proud Mary by Creedence Clearwater Revival

    Mary Mary by Jimmie Reed

    February 8, 2008

  • Corinna Corinna by Joe Turner

    February 8, 2008

  • Carol by Chuck Berry

    February 8, 2008

  • Barbara Ann by the Beach Boys

    Ba ba ba, ba baba 'ran...

    February 8, 2008

  • Poke Salad Annie by Tony Joe White

    Work With Me Annie by the Midnighters

    February 8, 2008

  • Angie by the Rolling Stones

    February 8, 2008

  • Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds by the Beatles

    February 8, 2008

  • Anna by Arthur Alexander

    February 8, 2008

  • Maybelline by Chuck Berry

    February 8, 2008

  • Long Tall Sally by Little Richard

    Mustang Sally by Wilson Pickett

    Sally Go 'Round the Roses by the Jaynetts

    February 8, 2008

  • Suzie Q by Dale Hawkins

    February 8, 2008

  • Oh Donna by Richie Valens

    February 8, 2008

  • Michelle by the Beatles

    February 8, 2008

  • Mony Mony by Tommy James and the Shondells. The name Mony was taken from a Mutual of New York billboard.

    February 8, 2008

  • Lola by the Kinks.

    Lo lo lo lo LOOOOLLLLAAAAA!!!!....

    February 8, 2008

  • Good Golly Miss Molly by Little Richard

    February 8, 2008

  • Boni Maroni by Richie Valens; also Bony Moroni by Larry Williams (the original version). Not to be confused with the angel...

    February 8, 2008

  • If there is chemistry between two people, they may be said to be on the same wavelength. See Free Association.

    February 8, 2008

  • One of my most enduring memories is of exploring the dunes along North Carolina's Outer Banks and finding partially buried wooden shipwrecks, which we were certain were pirate ships. See Free Association.

    February 7, 2008

  • I thought you might be interested in this article from Mental Floss on the backstories of many classic toys, including the The Mysto Erector Structural Steel Builder, now known as the Erector Set. The article also includes the lowdown on Mr. Potato Head, the Slinky, and Lincoln Logs, which, it seems, were not named after Abe.

    February 7, 2008

  • Gotham is the archetypal Art Deco font, very reminiscent of the 1920s' fascination with modernism, cities and progress.

    February 7, 2008

  • I'm not able to locate a decent etymology for this phrase. See Delightful Ejaculations.

    February 6, 2008

  • Treeseed, I'll read anything Larry Niven writes--although I'll have to admit that the Ringworld series got a bit bogged down in details toward the end. If it has, in fact, ended.

    Great book, though, isn't it?

    February 6, 2008

  • Seanahan: endures orc. See anagram.

    February 6, 2008

  • I'm looking on eBay next time I want a nifty new word to add to Wordie!

    February 6, 2008

  • Interesting etymology may be found here.

    February 6, 2008

  • See jeez.

    February 6, 2008

  • Fascinating. Didn't know there was a word for this phenomenon. (Phenomenon is a difficult word to type...)

    February 6, 2008

  • Rose of Sharon, the plains of Palestine. See Free Association.

    February 6, 2008

  • Dust bowl immediately conjured up Grapes of Wrath. See Free Association.

    February 6, 2008

  • HAR! You may have topped yourself, sionnach.

    February 6, 2008

  • Hi Sarah;

    You might not be aware that Delightful Ejaculations is a public list. You can enter your own words there. I hope you claim Mama Pajama! I love that one--the only place I have ever heard it used is the film Mystery Men, which I adore. (And Paul Simon's Me and Julio Down By the School Yard.)

    February 6, 2008

  • "It has been covered by Blues Project, Cactus, Michael Chapman, Blue Cheer, Ray Condo, Rick Derringer, Georgie Fame, The Kingston Trio, John Mayall, Johnny Winter and others."

    I wouldn't generally expect to see Johnny Winter and the Kingston Trio in the same list.

    Fantastic song, though.

    February 6, 2008

  • "Blues" makes me think of the Mississippi delta. See Free Association.

    February 6, 2008

  • Solidarnosc was established by Lech Walesa and others in a Polish shipyard. See Free Association.

    February 6, 2008

  • Heady days, those. I was ready to smash the establishment.

    Come to think of it...

    February 6, 2008

  • I had to look up oriflamme, but the association with solidarnosc would be obvious to many of us. See Free Association.

    February 6, 2008

  • An expression of awe or amazement. See Delightful Ejaculations.

    February 6, 2008

  • See chained_bear's Delightful Ejaculations.

    February 6, 2008

  • I haven't heard this one in years. My father used to use it all the time, along with good gosh miss agnes.

    February 6, 2008

  • I wasn't able to leave the salle de bain either, Treeseed. See Free Association.

    February 6, 2008

  • I'll have to admit that vortex was not the very first word that popped into my head...

    February 6, 2008

  • Dante's vision of Hell and environs qualifies as the devil's playground. See Free Association.

    February 5, 2008

  • Works better with an exclamation point after it. Maybe several!!!! (I've always felt that adding lots of those just screams "class.")

    See Delightful Ejaculations.

    February 5, 2008

  • I always associate shoofly pie with the Amish folks, but I remember having it in the South as well. See Free Association.

    February 5, 2008

  • Either way, sionnach, that's wonderful...

    February 5, 2008

  • You can do anything you want to my lists, c_b!

    February 5, 2008

  • Vortexes suck. See Free Associations.

    Edit: That should be "vortices." Thanks, mollusque...

    February 5, 2008

  • Right up there with life coach...

    February 5, 2008

  • An...ummm...unfertilized egg. :-)

    February 5, 2008

  • A croque monsieur served with a fried egg on top.

    February 5, 2008

  • A popular grilled French sandwich, prepared with additional cheese on top. See also croque madame.

    February 5, 2008

  • Cool! I've often wondered if that phenomenon had a name.

    February 5, 2008

  • Wonderful list! Could a whirlabout, fritillary, or skipperling be anything but a butterfly?

    February 5, 2008

  • In my college life drawing classes, our instructor always asked the models to derobe. I suspect he meant disrobe. See Free Association.

    February 4, 2008

  • That's just sick, sionnach. I love it!

    February 4, 2008

  • Dang. Blew my cover again, sionnach.

    *hoping no one discovers his true alter ego*

    February 4, 2008

  • Partial rhyme with decorate. Other than that, I don't know why it popped into my head. See Free Association.

    February 4, 2008

  • I just claimed to be chained_bear to throw you off. I'm actually the side of sionnach that likes to tell fart jokes...

    February 4, 2008

  • In second grade, my son's teacher had a stuffed bear named Shortstop in her classroom that the students were allowed to take home periodically. See Free Association.

    February 4, 2008

  • My first baseball cards came with a small stick of very stiff, virtually inedible bubblegum--which didn't stop us from trying. See Free Associations.

    February 4, 2008

  • William Faulkner decides to pen a sweeping saga of three families in the American South during the Civil War, but gives up after the plot becomes too convoluted.

    Hey, if sionnach can get by with cold cereal killer I should be able to get by with this...

    February 4, 2008

  • Thanks, treeseed. You were the inspiration for the list. I enjoy following the internal logic of your posts.

    February 4, 2008

  • My first guitar was Harmony. See Free Association.

    February 4, 2008

  • Can't see the word trench without thinking of World War I. See Free Association.

    February 4, 2008

  • This is a shameless attempt to call your attention to a potentially interesting list I just started...

    February 4, 2008

  • See also screened porch.

    February 3, 2008

  • An essential part of any Southern house. Usually referred to as "screen porch." See ice tea.

    February 3, 2008

  • WeirdNet got this one right...

    February 3, 2008

  • Changing the pitch of a single syllable of a lyric as the song is being sung. Think of the syllable "o" in the word "gloria" in Angels We Have Heard On High.

    February 3, 2008

  • The transition between the deeper, more powerful notes of the "chest voice" (a.k.a. chest register) and the higher, more breathy "head voice" (head register). Some singing styles--e.g., bel canto, focus on smoothing out this transition. Others--e.g., yodeling-- emphasize it.

    February 3, 2008

  • From Wikipedia: Bel canto singing characteristically focuses on perfect evenness throughout the voice, skillful legato, a light upper register, tremendous agility and flexibility, and a certain lyric, "sweet" timbre. Operas of the style feature extensive and florid ornamentation, requiring much in the way of fast scales and cadenzas. Bel canto emphasizes technique rather than volume: an exercise said to demonstrate its epitome involves a singer holding a lit candle to her mouth and singing without causing the flame to flicker.

    February 3, 2008

  • High-pitched vibrating tone created by moving the tongue rapidly back and forth while holding a note.

    February 2, 2008

  • A vocal style of overtone singing in which the singer manipulates pitch harmonics to produce several tones at once. Accomplished singers can sing two or three completely different vocal lines, in essence harmonizing with themselves.

    An intriguing modern example is here. Authentic Tuvan examples may be found here. That's just one guy singing...

    February 2, 2008

  • A type of overtone singing common in death metal and related musical genres, produced by forcing air across the vocal cords while tightening the throat resulting in a low, guttural growl.

    February 2, 2008

  • Vocal technique in which the singer distorts, emphasizes, or changes the pronunciation of a word to make it more musical. (Needles and pinz-za...)

    February 2, 2008

  • The range of notes that compromises most of the vocal part of a song.

    February 2, 2008

  • Singing words or phrases of a song slightly behind the beat to add emotion or drama to the song. Common in jazz singing. (Think Tony Bennett...)

    February 2, 2008

  • Hmmm...we've already established that yarb and arby are the same person (see yeppers and gemsbok). And now, reesetee and treeseed...and you never really see john and uselessness together...

    Would it help if I confessed that I am chained_bear?

    February 2, 2008

  • Well, it's just not as much fun without you.

    February 2, 2008

  • My apologies, reesetee. Haven't seen much of you lately. Did I finally scare you away?

    February 2, 2008

  • That's somewhat disturbing.

    February 1, 2008

  • I'm afraid they existed only on TV, treeseed...

    February 1, 2008

  • I wouldn't want to be the cowboy riding Bucephalus...

    February 1, 2008

  • I didn't realize there was a Wodehouse book of the same name. It has been so long since I've read one, they kind of all blend together to me. Kind of like the Boxcar Children, for a real blast from the past...

    February 1, 2008

  • Ah. Not surprised that you haven't heard of it. Not a very good book (Betty Smith, A Tree Grows in Brooklyn), made into a sappy movie in the early seventies. My family knew the author as I was growing up.

    February 1, 2008

  • More like an underkick list. :-)

    Jimmy Mayo, Peter Scheffler, Chris Cramer and I used to meet up every day after school and decide who was going to ride which horse home that day. Then we'd gallop along home, leaping creeks and...

    That is normal, isn't it?...

    *thinks about not posting this comment*

    February 1, 2008

  • Hopalong Cassidy. See A Horse is a Horse

    February 1, 2008

  • Annie Oakley. See A Horse is a Horse

    February 1, 2008

  • Josh Randal (Wanted Dead or Alive). See A Horse is a Horse

    February 1, 2008

  • Sargent Preston. See A Horse is a Horse

    February 1, 2008

  • Lucas McCain (The Rifleman). See A Horse is a Horse

    February 1, 2008

  • Rowdy Yates. See A Horse is a Horse

    February 1, 2008

  • Adam Cartwright. Had to look that one up. See A Horse is a Horse

    February 1, 2008

  • Little Joe Cartwright. See A Horse is a Horse

    February 1, 2008

  • Hoss Cartwright. See A Horse is a Horse

    February 1, 2008

  • Matt Dillon and Ben Cartwright. See A Horse is a Horse

    February 1, 2008

  • Andy Devine. See A Horse is a Horse

    February 1, 2008

  • Wild Bill Hickock. See A Horse is a Horse

    February 1, 2008

  • Joey Newton. See A Horse is a Horse

    February 1, 2008

  • Pancho. See diablo and A Horse is a Horse

    February 1, 2008

  • Cisco Kid. See A Horse is a Horse

    February 1, 2008

  • Tonto. See A Horse is a Horse

    February 1, 2008

  • Lone Ranger. See A Horse is a Horse

    February 1, 2008

  • Dudley Do-Right. See A Horse is a Horse

    February 1, 2008

  • Wilbur. See A Horse is a Horse

    February 1, 2008

  • Palladin. See A Horse is a Horse

    February 1, 2008

  • Zorro. See A Horse is a Horse

    February 1, 2008

  • Zorro. See A Horse is a Horse

    February 1, 2008

  • Dale Evans. See A Horse is a Horse

    February 1, 2008

  • Roy Rogers. See A Horse is a Horse

    February 1, 2008

  • Hee hee!

    February 1, 2008

  • Leaving the commas out of that sentence would present an interesting challenge...

    February 1, 2008

  • Well, seanahan, they move to the suburbs and...ummm...get jobs for which they have to get up every...ummm....morning. You see, it's a play on Joy in the Morning, which...

    Would it help if you knew which list this was part of?

    January 31, 2008

  • A young street performer travels the country trying to make a living channeling Marcel Marceau but finds his earnings limited to a few coins here and there.

    January 31, 2008

  • Har!

    January 31, 2008

  • See also blows dead rats...

    January 31, 2008

  • A California family, concerned about their son's mental stability, make a site visit to an asylum in Pendleton, Orgeon to decide on the possibility of his placement there. On meeting Nurse Ratched and Randle, however, they decide against committing their son and return home.

    January 30, 2008

  • Reminds me of this bumper sticker seen on a local pickup truck lately.

    What about pounds and feet? None of this metric crap for me!

    January 30, 2008

  • Geez, that's...not...funny...

    *curls up with the Kinks on his iPod*

    January 30, 2008

  • HAHAHAHA!!!

    January 30, 2008

  • Bigger Thomas, a poor African American living on Chicago's south side, accidentally kills a white woman but he has unflappable faith in the ability of the American justice system to understand his case and exonerate him.

    January 30, 2008

  • This is a joke, right?...

    January 30, 2008

  • Sebastian has been boasting about his family's palatial home. Charles convinces Sebastian to visit but he soon discovers it's merely a ramshackle hovel.

    January 30, 2008

  • The Joads discover that they can eke out a living fashioning Christmas decorations from vineyard prunings.

    *hoping that changing the order of the words in the title won't matter too much...*

    January 30, 2008

  • Dang. I had one all ready for the Red Badger of Courage, but yours is better.

    January 30, 2008

  • What pomegranate said! I'm really enjoying this.

    January 30, 2008

  • For trivia buffs, the Coral Castle was the location for two of the very worst movies I have ever seen: The Wild Women of Wongo and the truly indescribable Nude on the Moon. I'm a Z-movie fanatic but even I have trouble watching these.

    January 30, 2008

  • Also the host of NPR's Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me.

    January 30, 2008

  • A strange, inexplicable malaise is spreading throughout Earthsea. The cause appears to be a prostitute living along a remote edge of the archipelago.

    January 30, 2008

  • Carl and Annie fall deeply in love, get married despite everyones' objections, move to the suburbs and find clerical employment in a furniture supplier's warehouse.

    January 30, 2008

  • Charlie was like "It was the best of times" and Syd was like "It was the worst of times" and they were both like "That is so totally cool that you would say that" but when they both got the hots for the same guy Charlie was like "Whoa, that came out of nowhere" and Syd was all "As if" and pretty soon they were both like "What-EVER."

    January 29, 2008

  • In a poorly-received sequel to his more famous novel, Crichton documents the problems encountered in the cleanup of hundreds of dead bodies littering the streets of Piedmont, Arizona.

    January 29, 2008

  • Harry "Slowhand" Feldman, aspiring mohel from Kenosha, WI, finds no solace in the complete lack of a Jewish community and takes off in the hope of finding himself.

    January 29, 2008

  • A group of Wordies gathers to discuss how verbing weirds language.

    January 29, 2008

  • Tales of debauchery and and drug use around the campfire during an Alaska sheep hunt.

    January 29, 2008

  • States ruled by authoritarian regimes that severely restrict human rights, sponsor terrorism, and seek to proliferate weapons of mass destruction. They are generally considered a threat to world stability.

    January 29, 2008

  • "After the cold war, we labeled our potential adversaries "rogue nations"--violent, lawless, willing to trample the weak and ignore international law and morality to enforce their will. Now, in the vote at the UN, in the headlines of papers across Europe, in the planning of countries large and small, there is a growing consensus that the world's most destructive rogue nation is the most powerful country of them all"

    thenation.com, 2001

    January 29, 2008

  • Jerome Kerviel, SocGen Bank, France. Created an international securities crisis in January 2008 by hiding billions of dollars of bad financial transactions.

    January 29, 2008

  • A wave that poses significant danger to ships at sea. Defined as a wave whose height is more than twice the significant wave height (SWH), which is defined as the mean of the largest third of waves in a wave record; a.k.a a really big wave.

    January 29, 2008

  • This is my favorite STF yet.

    January 29, 2008

  • A (now deceased) local character in Ester, Alaska. No relation to Fred Asparagus.

    January 28, 2008

  • There is also a list of unusual real names on this list of mine.

    January 28, 2008

  • Don't get me started on teenage death songs, treeseed...

    "We were out on a date in my daddy's car.

    We hadn't driven very far.

    There in the road straight up ahead

    A car was stalled, the engine was dead

    I couldn't stop so I swerved to the right.

    I'll never forget the sound that night.

    The screaming tires the busting glass,

    The painful scream that I heard last..."

    January 28, 2008

  • It's a zany laugh riot when Billy Pilgrim meets the Wayan brothers in Dresden during World War II.

    January 28, 2008

  • Chingachgook's cousin, Chaching, leaves the tribe to set up a casino on tribal lands.

    January 28, 2008

  • A scientist survives Earth's collision with a comet by hiding out in the laundry room.

    January 28, 2008

  • Meg leaves her sisters, gets married to a marketing executive, and settles down to a nondescript life as a housewife.

    January 28, 2008

  • A searing play about the difficulties of stolen love in the ramshackle shanties of the Deep South.

    January 28, 2008

  • So that's where they keep those...

    January 27, 2008

  • See the sweet tooth fairy list.

    January 27, 2008

  • *earworm alert*

    Ba ba bomp ba ba bomp ba dangy dang dang ba dingy dong ding Blue Moooooon....

    January 27, 2008

  • Fascinating page, reesetee. Seriously ugly, but fascinating.

    January 27, 2008

  • I only got to play with Mr. Potato Head when we were having potatoes for dinner. When I was done, mom fixed them for dinner.

    January 27, 2008

  • What is a question, anyway? Oh...wait. WeirdNet has taken care of that for us.

    January 27, 2008

  • Me too, Treeseed. We actually used real potatoes, though. I don't recall having a plastic potato. Maybe I lost it...

    January 27, 2008

  • Sword of Ali, Islamic hero and the first person said to have professed Islam.

    January 27, 2008

  • Oh, what the hell. Let's make this a public list.

    January 27, 2008

  • Thanks guys. Duly added.

    January 27, 2008

  • A calculating device with sliding scales that can perform a range of mathematical and scientific calculations, including logarithms, roots, powers, exponentials. The modern form appeared in 1859 as an artillery calculator. Slide rules were in common use until electronic calculators appeared in the 1960s. See Calculating Devices.

    January 27, 2008

  • 1820, France. It sounds like a device from a Philip Pullman novel, but it was the first commercially successful mechanical calculator. Thomas de Colmar used the Leibniz Wheel to produce a machine that could add, subtract, multiply and divide. It was in popular use for one hundred years. See Calculating Devices.

    January 27, 2008

  • 1801, France. Not really a calculating machine, but this device used a punchcard mechanism to automate the weaving of cloth. Different punchcards produced different patterns. When the device was introduced, French weavers took to the streets to protest the threat to their livelihood--beginning a French tradition that continues to this day... See Calculating Devices.

    January 27, 2008

  • See stepped reckoner.

    January 27, 2008

  • 1674, Germany. Gottfried Wilhelm Leibniz invented a device that used a special type of gear called the Stepped Drum or Leibniz wheel, a cylinder with nine bar-shaped teeth along its length. He named his machine the Staffelwalze or the Stepped Reckoner. The machine could add, subtract, multiply, divide, and even evaluate square roots by a series of additions. See Calculating Devices.

    January 27, 2008

  • See pascaline.

    January 27, 2008

  • 1645, France. Blaise Pascal invented a mechanical calculator (also called the Arithmetique) that could add and subtract. Because the machine was so complex and was prone to jamming (running, as it did, an early version of Windows), Pascal was able to sell only a dozen machines. See Calculating Devices.

    January 27, 2008

  • 1623, Germany. Wilhelm Schickard invented a device called the Speeding Clock or the Calculating Clock. The device could add and subtract six-digit numbers and was used by Johannes Kepler to calculate astronomical tables. For this, Wilhelm Schickard was considered by some to be the "Father of Computer Age." (But see antikythera mechanism for an much earlier mechanical calculator.) See Calculating Devices.

    January 27, 2008

  • 1614, Scotland. John Napier created a device, called Napier's bones that performed multiplications by doing a series of additions (which was a lot easier to do) and divisions as a series of subtraction as well as square and cube roots. See Calculating Devices.

    January 27, 2008

  • Approx. 100 BC, found on a shipwreck near Crete. The earliest example of an analog computer. More than 30 gears and writings that are believed to have been used to calculate the motion of the sun and the moon against a background of fixed stars. No one knows who made the object or why the technology was lost for over 1000 years. See Calculating Devices.

    January 27, 2008

  • Generally associated with the Orient but used in Babylon as early as 2400 BC. Also found in ancient Egypt, Greece, and Rome. See Calculating Devices.

    January 27, 2008

  • From the Belgian Congo. The 20,000-year-old bone revealed that early civilization had mastered arithmetic series and even the concept of prime numbers. See Calculating Devices.

    January 27, 2008

  • From Swaziland, approximately 350,000 years old. The bone has a series of 29 notches that were deliberately cut to help ancient bushmen calculate numbers and perhaps also measure the passage of time. It is considered the oldest known mathematical artifact. See Calculating Devices.

    January 27, 2008

  • Charles Babbage, 1882. Composed of 25,000 parts, weighed 15 tons (13,600 kg) and stood 8 feet (2.4 m) high. It was never completed, and Babbage left to pursue another idea, a more complex Analytical Engine, which could be programmed using punch cards. See Calculating Devices.

    January 27, 2008

  • What John said. This is a wonderful list.

    January 26, 2008

  • I became curious about the word in high school because a friend of mine thought Lennon was singing "Go cook a Jew." I actually wrote to Apple Corps to get the real lyrics so I could convince him otherwise. Ironically, he was Jewish...

    January 26, 2008

  • I am really enjoying this list! Maybe I'll start a Doo Wop phrases list...

    January 25, 2008

  • Wonderful! There needs to be a word for that. I experienced it many times, back in the day...

    January 25, 2008

  • Wait. People intentionally squeeze their eyeballs? I can't even stand the thought of touching them. I don't wear contacts because I'm afraid that they'll migrate around to the back, sever my optic nerves, and my eyeballs will fall out.

    It happens, doesn't it?

    January 25, 2008

  • Cool! How about joob (same source as crabalocker)?

    January 25, 2008

  • As in "goo goo goo joob" from I Am The Walrus.

    January 25, 2008

  • And, with my typical aplomb, I realize after the fact that you have already done that, for the most part...

    January 25, 2008

  • You know, madeupical words from songs would make a great list. Want to take a stab at it? You've already got two of my favorites--this one and pompatus.

    January 25, 2008

  • Fixed--thanks! The typography police are satisfied. :)

    January 25, 2008

  • Also (usually) spelled pompatus.

    January 25, 2008

  • Me again, with the same old observation about images and videos on Wordie. Lord knows I love them, and I frequently link to them, but I avoid embedding them in my posts because this is Wordie, and it's supposed to be like Flickr but without the pictures, right? If it's just me, please let me know and I'll never comment on this again, but I really love the simple, uncluttered look of words on a page, sans images.

    Really--I'll let this be if it's not an issue for any other Wordies, and no ill will is intended toward anyone.

    January 25, 2008

  • Asativum--I think you forgot to close an italics tag in your post on palindrome. On the comments page, everything after your post appears italicized, to me at least.

    January 25, 2008

  • Often followed by "artichokey" in some circles...

    January 25, 2008

  • It happened to me in 1958, John. The original is much better.

    January 25, 2008

  • I'm with Uselessness. If we don't fight them over there, then they might learn where we actually live. They probably don't have maps.

    January 25, 2008

  • This YouTube video is a must for typography nerds. I know you're out there. Uselessness?...

    January 25, 2008

  • It isth tho a word...

    January 25, 2008

  • You crack me up, uselessness...

    January 25, 2008

  • Ooh, ooh...isn't "Do be a do bee" one also? That's either from Frank Sinatra or Romper Room...

    January 25, 2008

  • This term dredged up a memory that I had long repressed. Unshelled Brazil nuts, which we always got in our Christmas stockings growing up in the South, were called nigger toes. It was many years before I realized that they were actually called Brazil nuts.

    January 25, 2008

  • A regrettable and derogatory term for Brazil nuts, commonly heard in the southern US when I was growing up.

    January 25, 2008

  • Total, driving, pounding ecstasy...

    January 25, 2008

  • Missed that one, reesetee. Sometimes the comments are so numerous that they just get away from me.

    Hurray for chained_bear, though. You've got to go for the ILF pun...

    January 24, 2008

  • It took me several seconds to decode that headline when I saw it on the Times web site. Ill (with a capital I) never looks right to me.

    January 24, 2008

  • I wonder what they say about us?

    I'll avoid the obvious (but very tempting) pun on ILF...

    January 24, 2008

  • Today it would read "Do not enter Dr. Finch's masturbatorium." Dirk ejaculated anyway.

    January 24, 2008

  • Dorian's lesser-known first cousin...

    January 24, 2008

  • I guess Velveeta has more guar gum to make the cheese stand alone, to borrow a favorite phrase from chained_bear.

    Where is she, anyway? A page like this will usually elicit some form of reaction from her.

    January 24, 2008

  • Forgive me, but with all this talk about puke bowls and food processing, I can't get this image out of my mind.

    January 24, 2008

  • Am I the only person that finds it ironic that the comments for puke bowl are interspersed with the comments for food processing?

    January 24, 2008

  • You don't want to take any chances with substandard mouth feel.

    January 24, 2008

  • Another fine cheese-like food product, brought to you by the same folks that manufacture Cheez Whiz.

    January 24, 2008

  • Corndogs, maybe. Velveeta, never.

    January 24, 2008

  • A devotee of classical ballet. Also, derogatorily, a clueless driver (probably referring to an old lady).

    January 24, 2008

  • A compound extracted from Irish moss (a type of seaweed) that is used in puddings, milk shakes and ice cream to stabilize and keep color and flavor even. See Still Hungry?

    January 24, 2008

  • A compound which is extracted from algae and used in puddings, milk shakes and ice cream to make these foods creamier and thicker and to extend shelf life. See Still Hungry?

    January 24, 2008

  • So there's a spring in the upstairs portion of that building?

    January 24, 2008

  • Without them, there would be no Cheez Whiz!

    (No licking your computer screen...)

    January 24, 2008

  • Very nice list, uselessness! It's a mystery to me why the food processing industry uses such unappealing terms for food...

    January 24, 2008

  • The suggestive pictures and prose used to describe recipes in upscale cookbooks or menu items in fancy restaurants.

    January 24, 2008

  • Like plate coverage, but this term refers to how completely a given food product covers the bun on which it is served. Different brands of chicken breasts seem to vie with each other for the best bun coverage since they are not uniformly shaped--at least, before processing. See Still Hungry?

    January 24, 2008

  • Pretty obvious, but the food industry seems to particularly dislike liquids oozing from the sides of vegetable servings on a plate. See Still Hungry?

    January 24, 2008

  • Plate coverage refers to the apparent volume of food received by a customer for a given cost. From one online journal:

    "Since a serving of curlicue fries inherently includes a large volume of air, it appears larger than a like weight of conventional french fries. For example, the plate coverage provided by four ounces of conventional fries may require only three ounces of helical fries. This differential can be translated into higher profit margins for the retailer or can be passed on as more generous servings to the consumers."

    See Still Hungry?

    January 24, 2008

  • Degree to which the sample deforms before rupturing when biting with molars. I love the specificity of this term. What about the bicuspids? See Still Hungry?

    January 24, 2008

  • Degree to which the chewing characteristics of the product are even throughout mastication. See Still Hungry?

    January 24, 2008

  • Energy required to disintegrate a semi-solid food to a state ready for swallowing. See Still Hungry?

    January 24, 2008

  • Also mouthfeel. Mouth feel has dozens of quantifiable variables, including gumminess, uniformity of chew, and cohesiveness. This Wikipedia article lists many more. See Still Hungry?

    January 24, 2008

  • The term used for methods that will help to maintain the quality of a food product by changing the atmosphere inside its retail package. For example, reduce the availability of oxygen or manipulate the levels of carbon dioxide. It produces a gas mix to maximize shelf life. See Still Hungry?

    January 24, 2008

  • Using food as a raw material and changing it in some way to make a food product. See Still Hungry?

    As opposed to actual food...

    January 24, 2008

  • The amount of chemical that, if ingested daily over a lifetime, appears to be without appreciable effect. See Still Hungry?

    Appears to be?...

    January 24, 2008

  • You guys have really sunk to a new low here.

    *yawns*

    Hey--maybe we could start listing snack food ingredients! :-)

    January 24, 2008

  • In western NC, where I first heard it, it's often pronounced with equal stress on both syllables: KAY-LEE.

    January 23, 2008

  • I've always loved ceilidh, both as a word and as an event.

    January 23, 2008

  • a.k.a. Leadbelly.

    January 22, 2008

  • Oops...posted it and then saw it was there already. My bad...

    January 22, 2008

  • How about the Word? (In the beginning, there was the Word...)

    January 22, 2008

  • a.k.a. stop-bar tailpiece; anchors guitar strings to the guitar body

    January 22, 2008

  • Restroom facilities on major highways that remind you that you need to use the bathroom as soon as you pass them.

    January 22, 2008

  • From auto racing, generally refers to taking a break for rejuvenation.

    January 22, 2008

  • I'm trying, reesetee...

    January 22, 2008

  • Aren't screensavers supposed to do their work when you're not looking at your screen? So who cares what they look like, or even if they are there at all?

    *waits a few seconds until his fish tank appears*

    January 22, 2008

  • There's just something about a song about death being sung to an upbeat tempo that strikes me as wrong.

    January 22, 2008

  • There's always room for respectful disagreement over musical tastes, reesetee. But not here. This song blows chunks and it in no way fits any criteria for good songs, defined here as "songs that I like."

    *hoping reesetee doesn't take him too seriously*

    January 22, 2008

  • Actually, no. That's some sort of Christmas bastardization of the original song. This is the the one I am referring to, performed by the Royal Guardsmen who seem to be channeling Freddie and the Dreamers. View at your own risk.

    Why do you keep doing this, SoG?...

    January 21, 2008

  • Oh my god. I had repressed this one. I take back what I said about me and you and a dog named boo. It's the second worst song, right after this one.

    I'm going to be sick...

    January 21, 2008

  • Sorry, c_b. I've got to go with SoG on this one. Barry Manilow blows dead rats.

    January 21, 2008

  • This song is almost as awful as me and you and a dog named boo.

    Actually, now that I think about it...

    January 21, 2008

  • Hey! Perhaps I could actually put my A.B. in Religion to use...

    January 21, 2008

  • The thought of being reminded of it each time my phone rings makes me shudder.

    Save yourself, asativum. Don't seek it out.

    January 21, 2008

  • It's a conspiracy to melt our brains and make us all Republicans, I tell you...

    January 20, 2008

  • Any song by Bread. Or Gary Lewis and the Playboys.

    Also Dino, Desi, and Billy.

    January 20, 2008

  • This is probably the only song about cannibalism that is not in the death metal genre...

    January 20, 2008

  • It was a Carl Perkin's song that the Beatles covered on one of their early albums. Ringo did the vocals...

    January 20, 2008

  • OK! There may be one song worse than me and you and a dog named boo, but only when accompanied by SoG's video.

    January 20, 2008

  • It appears that Google Ads thinks "bill and coo" is Chinese slang:

    Swear in Chinese $10

    Downloadable Software PC/Mac Also Colors, Numbers, Body Parts

    It's always important to learn a culture's vulgarities first, don't you think?

    January 20, 2008

  • While you're at it, reesetee, you should probably try and get mollusque out of your head as well, since he wasn't the one who suggested it. :-)

    (Reesetee hears voices in his head and does what they say. Be gentle with him.)

    January 20, 2008

  • Wonderful, treeseed.

    January 20, 2008

  • I'm staring at eight inches of new snow, thousands of miles from the nearest fried pickle with comeback sauce. Thanks, c_b... :)

    Plus, I can't get me and you and a dog named boo out of my head. Better go skiing...

    January 20, 2008

  • Wait...if it wasn't me and it wasn't you, who was it?

    Has anyone seen seanahan lately?

    January 20, 2008

  • Honey Don't rules! ob la di ob la da rules! Is BIG CRIME to dis any Beatles song.

    I'm with you, c_b. "Life goes on, AAHHHH, la lei la lei life goes on..."

    Or something to that effect.

    January 20, 2008

  • This probably also belongs on one of reesetee's many bird lists if it's not there already in some form or other.

    January 20, 2008

  • I'd like to claim credit for that, folks, but it was not I who did the deed. I suspect our über-guru John had a hand it in.

    It sure wasn't mi-vox.

    January 20, 2008

  • There is NO song worse than this one in the history of music on any planet in any galaxy. Kent Lavoie should be shot, as should anyone who ever plays this song again.

    Dang it, now I'll be humming it all day...

    January 20, 2008

  • A late 19th century bowed instrument that is a cross between a violin and a ukulele. I was surprised to find this short video of one being play on YouTube.

    January 19, 2008

  • I'm also reminded of an unusual instrument called the ukelin, a sort of a cross between a ukulele and a violin.

    January 19, 2008

  • Did I miss something, or were there only three of them?

    January 19, 2008

  • That...is the best thing...I have ever seen.

    January 19, 2008

  • I've got one! It was my mother's back in the day. Very popular in the big band era. And, one was featured in the great 50's B movie "The Giant Gila Monster." Bet you didn't know that...

    January 19, 2008

  • The name of Captain Kangaroo's house. I think this was also the title of his show at one point. See The Captain's Place.

    January 18, 2008

  • I remember that they were mostly line drawings--very unusual for a cartoon back then.

    January 18, 2008

  • I made my mother fix oatmeal almost every day so that I could make all of the crafts that the Captain made from the cylindrical containers. See The Captain's Place.

    January 18, 2008

  • How could I forget Dancing Bear?! (Maybe I suppressed the memory...)

    January 18, 2008

  • Also--I remember a rumor that the actor that played Mr. Green Jeans was Frank Zappa's father...

    January 18, 2008

  • It seemed to draw all by itself! See The Captain's Place.

    January 18, 2008

  • A cartoon on Captain Kangaroo's show. I was always disappointed when they showed Lariat Sam instead of Tom Terrific. See The Captain's Place.

    January 18, 2008

  • Inventor of the bananaphone. See The Captain's Place.

    January 18, 2008

  • For some reason this name--one of Tom Terrific's enemies--has stuck with me all these years. See The Captain's Place.

    January 18, 2008

  • *earworm alert*

    "My name is Crabby Appleton,

    I'm rotten to the core.

    I do a bad deed every day

    And sometimes three or four."

    See The Captain's Place.

    January 18, 2008

  • *earworm alert*

    "I'm Mighty Manfred, UH, the Wonder Dog..."

    See The Captain's Place.

    January 18, 2008

  • Tom Terrific's funnel-shaped magic cap that allowed him to morph. See The Captain's Place.

    January 18, 2008

  • Still one of my very favorite cartoon characters. See The Captain's Place.

    January 18, 2008

  • This character made me fearful around grandfather clocks for years. See The Captain's Place.

    January 18, 2008

  • The oddly silent rabbit hand puppet with glasses. See The Captain's Place.

    January 18, 2008

  • An avatar for Bullwinkle? See The Captain's Place.

    January 18, 2008

  • The Captain's farmer friend. See The Captain's Place.

    January 18, 2008

  • Really, really posh. You'll want your audiobook along, for sure.

    January 18, 2008

  • Geez, talk about pressure. I can't do it if you're watching me.

    January 18, 2008

  • Nobody seemed to be claiming this. It really should be chained_bear's.

    January 18, 2008

  • Which kind of defeats the purpose...

    January 18, 2008

  • Hey kids! Let's fill in the rest of mi-vox's profile!

    mi-vox's favorite word: poshest

    mi-vox's least favorite word: vibrate mode

    onomatopoeia that best describes mi-vox: doh!

    mi-vox is a: spam-generating robot

    seeking a: way to get traffic to his site since the product itself doesn't seem to be generating any interest, possibly because everyone already owns an ipod

    also on: every other social networking site with lax spam filters

    January 18, 2008

  • Seeing this phrase in a document always makes me smile.

    January 18, 2008

  • Actually, uselessness, maybe he has been taken up...

    January 18, 2008

  • I am dying to read a book in which stuff happens.

    January 18, 2008

  • I'll wager the felt-dealt welt felt nothing like the belt-dealt welt felt.

    *stops to proofread before posting*

    January 18, 2008

  • It would have, had he used his belt instead of the felt.

    January 18, 2008

  • I was going to get around to that, reesetee... ;)

    January 18, 2008

  • One of my favorites, largely because the last two lines are so much fun to say:

    A tutor who tooted a flute

    Tried to teach two young tooters to toot.

    Said the two to the tutor,

    "Is it harder to toot or

    to tutor two tooters to toot?"

    January 18, 2008

  • Ha! Reesetee, my typos will never be as disturbing as this one. "A rise from my boss?" Really? :-)

    January 18, 2008

  • My apologies. I must have been channeling my inner specific excrement.

    January 17, 2008

  • Oooh...with the little peppercorns in it?

    January 17, 2008

  • a.k.a. "meat-like food substance." Great image...

    January 17, 2008

  • OK, this might take some explaining. I tried to type pimiento loaf but it's late and I suck at typing anyway. But it has a certain ring to it..

    January 17, 2008

  • Asativum made this list. It wasn't me...

    January 17, 2008

  • You don't really want to know. See luncheon meats.

    January 17, 2008

  • Oh my God. It happened. There's a list for luncheon meats.

    Let's not forget cheese loaf, pimiento loaf, and...dare I say it...head cheese.

    *wonders if he should post this comment at all*

    January 17, 2008

  • Well, I tried it with my broker. I wanted to acquire some US Treasuries, so I asked her if she would be into a little bondage. She threw me out.

    I guess I'm just not as cool as seanahan...

    January 17, 2008

  • Did it work, seanahan? Because I might want to try it to increase my, ummm, coolage.

    January 17, 2008

  • The wordie treatment can be something to behold.

    January 17, 2008

  • You took the words right out of my mouth, sionnach.

    January 16, 2008

  • Well, you have to grow old, but you don't have to grow up.

    January 16, 2008

  • Very carefully. *rim shot*

    January 16, 2008

  • How did I miss that one, yarb/arby/bray? It must have been one of those days that there were so many comments that I couldn't keep up...

    January 16, 2008

  • Has anyone ever noticed that yarb and arby are anagrams and that they always agree with each other? Coincidence? I wonder...

    January 16, 2008

  • Yarb, the best thing about parenthood is that babies grow up quickly. The worst thing is that babies grow up quickly.

    January 16, 2008

  • I've always liked train wreck, although it's a bit overused these days. Very descriptive, though.

    It always reminds me of a very old National Lampoon IQ test parody. One of the questions read something like:

    "The smoldering mass of twisted metal bore mute testimony to the fact that the _______ was ________.

    a. vibrabed : defective

    b. brakeman : Polish"

    I don't remember the other choices...

    January 16, 2008

  • Probably the first time I have seen meconium and "deliciously" in the same sentence.

    January 15, 2008

  • Debbie and Warren are no longer here. They have been...dealt with...

    January 15, 2008

  • The feeling of well-being that comes over you when your phone, iPod, and address book are all in sync with each other.

    January 15, 2008

  • Well, it was the sixties...

    January 15, 2008

  • So how come slipknot is on this list of yours but not on this one?

    *waiting for the answer, which will surely be in the form of a pun*

    January 15, 2008

  • Too late for me, uselessness...

    I remember reading some time ago about a gathering of people named Jim Smith. They all wore nametags.

    January 15, 2008

  • This list is a true gem, mollusque. Thanks.

    January 13, 2008

  • Actually, it sounds more like something a posh woman would use to...ummm...Hey! How about those Patriots?

    January 13, 2008

  • Right. Because then you'd be a pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconic megalomaniacal micromegabibliophile.

    With a cherry on top!

    January 13, 2008

  • Perhaps if you washed one down with a Grape Nehi...

    January 12, 2008

  • Absolutely, yarb. See also hush puppies.

    January 12, 2008

  • I hope you never develop a lung disease from inhaling volcanic dust...

    January 12, 2008

  • Moon pies are definitely not limited to the northeast. They were a staple snack when I was growing up in South/North Carolina, usually consumed with an RC Cola.

    January 12, 2008

  • You're on, c_b! As long as we don't invite sionnach. That guy scares me...

    January 12, 2008

  • You know, it wasn't too bad. In fact, I'm feeling a mite peckish...

    January 11, 2008

  • Hey. I didn't bring up luncheon meats.

    Wait...that doesn't sound right.

    January 11, 2008

  • Are you speaking of the shell or the flower? If it's the shell, I wonder if it's related to welk?

    I bet mollusque would know that...

    January 11, 2008

  • I was actually served one of these once--at least a variation of it. At the original Red Robin in Seattle (right down near Lake Union--I think it's still there) I had a hamburger patty with a scoop of vanilla ice cream, chocolate sauce, and a pickle as a dessert. It was surprisingly edible, but I was also a poor graduate student so I probably would have eaten anything...

    January 11, 2008

  • OK--I guess sometimes a hot dog sticking straight up from a vat of pork 'n' beans is just a hot dog sticking straight up from...

    Nope...can't buy it. It still looks like an X-rated synchronized swimming event to me.

    January 11, 2008

  • See priapus.

    January 11, 2008

  • Can you imagine not breaking into peals of laughter if you saw that in a buffet line? It looks like a bunch of priapic elves doing the backstroke.

    January 11, 2008

  • True enough, pomegranate. It's like stepping back in time, no?

    January 11, 2008

  • This may be opening old wounds, but check here for a mind-muddling orgy of misspellings and strange grammatical twists (including the ever-popular "random" use of "quotes").

    January 10, 2008

  • Ah--take me home! Ocracoke--one of the finest places on earth. Lizard Lick and Frog Level have been mentioned elsewhere on Wordie. Then there's Saxapahaw, Maiden, Little Switzerland...

    January 10, 2008

  • I will try and remember all you little people when the reviews come out.

    *adjusts sunglasses, even though he is indoors*

    January 10, 2008

  • Actually, Charleston is not my okra-homa. It's Rock Hill.

    Many people point out how much I resemble Johnny Depp. Which is not at all.

    January 10, 2008

  • Still, too hasty with the pastey is a wonderful phrase!

    January 10, 2008

  • What yarb said. I spent a lot of my early years doing exactly that (okra grows in profusion in South Carolina) and now I want to know what to call it.

    January 10, 2008

  • Ummm...no difference at all, there, yarb.

    January 10, 2008

  • Under the greenwood tree,

    Who loves to lie with me,

    And tune his merry note

    Unto the sweet bird's throat,

    Come hither, come hither, come hither:

    Here shall he see

    No enemy

    But winter and rough weather.

    January 9, 2008

  • Mmmm...luncheon meats.

    January 9, 2008

  • Probably a contraction for "nary a one," as in "I went looking for ramps yesterday but there was nar'n to be had." This is commonly heard in eastern and central North Carolina but I have never seen it in print. I have no idea if this is how it's spelled. (Or should I say spelt?) It rhymes with "cairn."

    January 9, 2008

  • This almost qualifies as an onomatopoeia.

    January 9, 2008

  • So, what's a priest with a penchant for young men? Oh...never mind.

    January 9, 2008

  • Also "in my humble opinion" in some circles.

    January 9, 2008

  • Well, we can easily fix that, reesetee... :-)

    January 9, 2008

  • Strangely enough, nuncheon also sounds like something you'd use to smack someone--kind of a cross between nunchucks and a truncheon.

    January 9, 2008

  • Right up there with eatery on my list. It sounds like something you'd use to smack someone.

    January 8, 2008

  • Excellent, seanahan...

    January 8, 2008

  • And, of course, you have not lived until you have tried boiled peanuts.

    January 8, 2008

  • This would make a wonderful public list--the best words ever (legitimately) found while playing Boggle. I'll have to get the set out later tonight...

    January 8, 2008

  • Reesetee--face SOUTH, not north, when you go there. My bad...

    January 8, 2008

  • You can find the spot on Google Earth, reseetee. Go to 68Ëš 27' 37.42" N 149Ëš 16' 13.60" W and face north. Level out the terrain a bit and you'll see a gap between two peaks with an alluvial outwash. That's the spot.

    EDIT: I should have said "face south" and not north, as the original post suggested.

    January 8, 2008

  • Ooh--good one, reesetee.

    January 8, 2008

  • So--fart jokes are still okay, right?

    January 8, 2008

  • I love that book! Who knew you could make an entire dinner using 7-Up in every recipe?

    January 8, 2008

  • On most campuses, classrooms outfitted with projectors and other media tools. What does that say about the other classrooms?

    January 7, 2008

  • At our institution (no pun intended) we have some smart classrooms. I've often wondered how you should refer to the classrooms that aren't "smart."

    January 7, 2008

  • That is so...sad.

    January 7, 2008

  • I think some of us (myself included) may have been reacting as much to the very obvious spam from ridesearch earlier the same day as we were to metaphotography's post. When your username is the name of your first post and your website, the tendency is to dismiss the post as spam even though it may not be.

    I'd echo the apologies from other Wordies, but I think assuming your post was spam was an easy mistake to make given that you never defined metaphotography or explained your image.

    I'd look forward to more information about your topic, and perhaps some links to examples.

    January 7, 2008

  • A bit of evidence that many current Southernisms hark back to Elizabethan English:

    "Tho' ye subjoct be but a fart, yet will this tedious sink of learning pondrously phillosophize. Meantime did the foul and deadly stink pervade all places to that degree, yt never smelt I ye like, yet dare I not to leave ye presence, albeit I was like to suffocate."

    Mark Twain, 1601. See the list Firmament-Clogging Rottenness.

    January 6, 2008

  • Meta-spam...

    January 6, 2008

  • I actually saw this happen once, in ANWR during a hellacious thunder storm. It was the most awesome sight I have ever seen. The lake was at the top of an 800 ft. precipice, blocked by snow and ice. The storm caused it to give way. The resulting snow/ice/water/boulder slide was indescribable. The maps of the area changed after that.

    Two ironies: Thirty minutes earlier we had been directly under that precipice, and I had put my video camera away due to the storm.

    January 6, 2008

  • What happened to ggggggg?

    January 6, 2008

  • Sounds like a job for Beaver Cleaver!

    January 5, 2008

  • Pretty tough to beat Chincoteague and Assateague, either for tongue-tickling or for jaw-dropping natural beauty.

    January 5, 2008

  • Sammy Sosa? I think he's from the Dominican Republic.

    January 5, 2008

  • See pork 'n' beans.

    January 5, 2008

  • Mmmm...Beenie Weenies. Hey, you can make your own, according to the worst recipe site I have ever seen.

    Note to web designers: view at your own risk.

    Note to cooks: see note to web designers.

    January 5, 2008

  • It gets even better when you get past the flatulence conversation, uselessness.

    January 5, 2008

  • Be careful what you ask for, yarb.

    January 5, 2008

  • That...is the coolest thing...I have ever seen.

    January 5, 2008

  • I was quite advanced in years before I realized that this word was not an adjective.

    January 5, 2008

  • I think you may be looking at the wrong end, there, bilby.

    January 5, 2008

  • In a two-year old, it's cute as a button. In reesetee, it's...troubling...

    January 5, 2008

  • It sounds like the gene pool could use just a bit more cleansing...

    January 5, 2008

  • I noticed that. I kind of wonder what sionnach has been reading lately...

    January 5, 2008

  • Thereby cleaning up the gene pool somewhat...

    January 4, 2008

  • I'm sure it led to a massive case of proctalgia for all involved.

    January 4, 2008

  • The involuntary blurting out of animal noises. Yes, we have a word for this.

    January 4, 2008

  • The admiration of a part of someone's body.

    January 4, 2008

  • See the list Firmament-Clogging Rottenness.

    January 4, 2008

  • See the list Firmament-Clogging Rottenness.

    January 4, 2008

  • See the list Firmament-Clogging Rottenness.

    January 4, 2008

  • See the list Firmament-Clogging Rottenness.

    January 4, 2008

  • See the list Firmament-Clogging Rottenness.

    January 4, 2008

  • See the list Firmament-Clogging Rottenness.

    January 4, 2008

  • See the list Firmament-Clogging Rottenness.

    January 4, 2008

  • See the list Firmament-Clogging Rottenness.

    January 4, 2008

  • See the list Firmament-Clogging Rottenness.

    January 4, 2008

  • See the list Firmament-Clogging Rottenness.

    January 4, 2008

  • See the list Firmament-Clogging Rottenness.

    January 4, 2008

  • See the list Firmament-Clogging Rottenness.

    January 4, 2008

  • See the list Firmament-Clogging Rottenness.

    January 4, 2008

  • See the list Firmament-Clogging Rottenness.

    January 4, 2008

  • See the list Firmament-Clogging Rottenness.

    January 4, 2008

  • See the list Firmament-Clogging Rottenness.

    January 4, 2008

  • "Sr W.--Most gracious maisty, 'twas I that did it, but indeed it was so poor and frail a note, compared with such as I am wont to furnish, yt in sooth I was ashamed to call the weakling mine in so august a presence. It was nothing--less than nothing, madam--I did it but to clear my nether throat; but had I come prepared, then had I delivered something worthy. Bear with me, please your grace, till I can make amends."

    Mark Twain, 1601; Conversation As it was by the Social Fireside in the Time of the Tudors

    January 4, 2008

  • I can't help but think of Mark Twain's wonderful reference to one's nether throat.

    January 4, 2008

  • I've always thought (with absolutely no proof) that it referred to a small ('button") mushroom. You know, little cap, bowing gently...

    We always referred to small mushrooms as "buttons."

    January 4, 2008

  • Who is this "Dickens," anyway. I've heard the name used in a variety of ways, including:

    "He's a little dickens." (He's a troublemaker.)

    "That hurt like the dickens." (That hurt...ummm...a lot.)

    "What the dickens do you mean by that?" (Pretty obvious...)

    January 4, 2008

  • C_B: Pretty much any way you cut it (har!), this meal has a high flatulence coefficient.

    We often had cabbage instead of turnip or collard greens when fresh ones weren't available, so sauerkraut counts!

    January 4, 2008

  • Mmmmm...

    January 4, 2008

  • Blackeyed peas (or in some circles blackeye peas) cooked with rice. Traditionally served on New Year's Day along with ham and greens for good luck during the next year. Blackeyed peas represent coins, the greens represent folding money, and ham symbolizes good luck, according to my mom...

    January 4, 2008

  • A town in east-central Arizona, so named because of a poker game that deeded most of the town to the winner.

    January 1, 2008

  • We'll have to make sure and stop by Show Low, Arizona on that trip, bilby. It's right on Deuce of Clubs Road, down below Holbrook. A beautiful spot, indeed...

    January 1, 2008

  • A small Yupik village in Southwest Alaska. The name translates as our eyes.

    January 1, 2008

  • There's a village in Alaska named Eek. It's actually a Yupik name meaning "our eyes." A well-known Native artist named Chuna is from Eek.

    January 1, 2008

  • A small unincorporated settlement in North Carolina. Really not much more than a stoplight, which was only installed in 1997.

    January 1, 2008

  • If that doesn't describe Vampira (a.k.a. Maila Nurmi), nothing does.

    January 1, 2008

  • A small hamlet in eastern NC.

    January 1, 2008

  • A small hamlet in the Virginia part of the Delmarva Peninsula.

    January 1, 2008

  • Not too far from Lizard Lick, NC, is a little place called Frog Level.

    And then there is the oddly-named Onancock, VA. Sort of makes you wonder what the cartographer was thinking...

    January 1, 2008

  • Me too, reesetee. It had an interesting combination of sweet, sour, and...ummm...medical tastes. I relished the initial flavor burst.

    I thought I was alone in this...

    January 1, 2008

  • Dang it. I had to go look up fromunda cheese. Now I know. And you can too, if you dare.

    Kind of an interesting etymology, actually...

    January 1, 2008

  • Very interesting list! Madras and frankfurter come to mind...

    December 31, 2007

  • I know just how Jotham feels. I work with a bunch of them...

    December 31, 2007

  • Jennaren--among the many ways I disappointed my father was not going there, as did he and most of my family on that side. But I heard a lot about it. And Charlottesville is one of my favorite places on earth.

    You can stop sobbing now, bilby--UVA is the University of Virginia.

    December 31, 2007

  • Twelve regular people, to be sure... ;)

    December 30, 2007

  • Only a cavalier would get this one. Nice, jennaren...

    December 30, 2007

  • The act of throwing someone off of your deck.

    December 30, 2007

  • To throw someone off of a patio. See defenestrate and deponticate.

    December 30, 2007

  • I suspect, bilby, that it's because the act it describes is so singularly rare. We don't have a word like "deportification" to describe the more common occurrence of throwing people out of doors, for example. (Although, see deponticate...]

    December 30, 2007

  • Hey, if we have defenestrate and deponticate, don't we need a word that means throwing people out of a door?

    December 30, 2007

  • Sweet, oroboros! Maybe we should start a new contest...

    December 30, 2007

  • New Year's Eve is also quite...ummm...spectacular.

    December 28, 2007

  • I'm an esteroid--a resident of Ester, Alaska.

    December 28, 2007

  • A resident of Ester, AK. Esteroids are known for their irreverent (and tons of fun) Fourth of July celebrations.

    December 28, 2007

  • Merry Mirth Sacs to one and all!

    December 23, 2007

  • Added, rolig. Thanks.

    December 23, 2007

  • Figgy pudding. (Just what is that, anyway?..)

    December 22, 2007

  • "And it came to pass..."

    December 22, 2007

  • I'm with you, SoG. I love the lights, the mythology, the music, the celebrations, and being with family. (What's not to like?) I wish everyone a Merry Christmas and I enjoy it when then wish me the same. I don't believe in supernatural events, but I love stories about them.

    December 21, 2007

  • This should be sionnach's post...

    December 21, 2007

  • A test given after instruction to gauge learning.

    December 21, 2007

  • Thanks to michaelchang, mollydot, and mollusque for postscript, postern, and preposterous. I'm going to skip michaelchang's suggestion of post-production because I wanted to avoid words created by adding post- so that the list wouldn't have 3,000 post-electric-grunge-type entries. (Post-haste is an exception, since it doesn't mean "after haste.")

    December 21, 2007

  • Well, you'd have to be dumb as a post to hop into a posthole, so I guess you could be right, reesetee.

    December 21, 2007

  • Same problem as SoG--500 Application Error when I try to tag a word.

    December 21, 2007

  • Thanks, minerva. I don't know why I didn't think of post-haste.

    December 21, 2007

  • Drip, drip, drip...

    December 21, 2007

  • In the vernacular, to lose control and commit an irrational, usually violent act.

    December 21, 2007

  • In basketball, to establish a position near the basket, usually to take advantage of a smaller player. Also urban slang, "to hang out."

    December 21, 2007

  • Someone who is, like, really into postholes.

    December 21, 2007

  • This is one of those words that doesn't immediately strike me as a compound word.

    WeirdNet got this one right, at least.

    December 21, 2007

  • Awful image, great tune...

    December 21, 2007

  • WeirdNet notwithstanding, we don't make them out of stone. Anymore.

    December 21, 2007

  • Many addresses in Alaska are given as milepost values--e.g., Mile 263, Parks Highway.

    (We use the term highway loosely here.)

    December 21, 2007

  • Or the sweat of my brow?

    December 21, 2007

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