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  • You know what cheeses me off? The fact that no one has yet lauded bilby for the phrase "a bucket of ricotta going all aurora borealis at the back of the fridge".

    Man, that is one vivid image. I can almost smell it.

    Ewwwwwww.

    March 21, 2009

  • The Muffin Tree!

    March 18, 2009

  • Hah! Yes! Gotta get me some of that cathol!

    March 17, 2009

  • Sionnach, I believe reesetee is asking you this: Do you know the Muffin Tree, the Muffin Tree, the Muffin Tree?

    March 17, 2009

  • Rolig and I had opposite impressions -- in the first part of the video, all I could determine was that your voice isn't American. Then you said "carnage", and I thought "Aha! Irish!".

    March 16, 2009

  • Issue? You take issue? When there's perfectly good umbrage to be taken?!?

    March 12, 2009

  • Perhaps it's an Americanism, but it's certainly widespread here. I think every American would understand the humor of this song.

    As the composer says, "you will probably find this funny if you have the mind of an 8-year-old boy."

    March 4, 2009

  • Meerkat? What is Meerkat (other than a cute animal)?

    March 4, 2009

  • I know this meme as the Pants Game -- my friends and I used to play it in college. We took turns inventing lines such as these, not just from Star Wars but from any film.

    Some I still remember:

    "Drop your pants!"

    --The Princess Bride

    "Gondor has no pants. Gondor needs no pants!"

    --The Lord of the Rings

    March 4, 2009

  • I have to agree with Nycanthro. I try to pronounce the first R every time, but you can barely hear it -- the B and the U tend to crowd it out.

    Most people I know say "Feb-yoo-erry".

    February 28, 2009

  • My favorite online dictionary, OneLook, offers not only wildcards but also a "search by meaning" tool (the colon). For example, if you wanted to find words that start with M and mean "smooth", you could go to OneLook and type in "m*:smooth". It's useful not only for finding spellings but also for finding words you don't know.

    I first discovered OneLook by way of Wordie, so let me just pause and say a hearty "Thanks, John!".

    February 27, 2009

  • *gestures indignantly at ground*

    Reesetee, do you not see this hatchet that I've buried?

    Well, okay, I guess you can't, it being underground and all.

    *unearths hatchet, then pointedly reburies it*

    February 26, 2009

  • You're welcome! And let me just mention marathon of phony umbrage taking, a triumph of the Wordie art and one of my favorite pages on the site.

    February 26, 2009

  • Peace is breaking out? Dear me. Here I've just discovered a new and exciting way to take umbrage, and now I've no reason to take it!

    Oh well. *buries hatchet*

    February 26, 2009

  • You would bemute me, sir? Then you are no gentleman.

    February 24, 2009

  • Normally, I would not let reesetee's petty transgressions disturb my serene countenance. But nobody -- NOBODY -- fires a banana peel at a pterodactyl!!

    GRRAAAARRRRRR!!! I am UMBRAGE ON WINGS!!!!!

    *bombs reesetee with fresh squid*

    February 24, 2009

  • Got this today:

    It has been long time since we did not meet.

    Doesn't that sound like it means "let's stop seeing each other"?

    February 24, 2009

  • Reesetee: I am highly offended by your claim of copyright for the entire Roman alphabet. The record clearly shows my claim to the letter P, lodged well before your meretricious claims ever surfaced. I take umbrage at this pernicious action, and I remind all who read this that in order to use MY LETTER, they must provide me with either silly poetry or cold hard cash.

    February 22, 2009

  • Sounds rather like nationalism. Blecch!

    Anyway, I first read it as "hot-to-trot-ism", which sounds a good deal nicer.

    February 16, 2009

  • Hey, Gexe, don't worry. You're doing great. You posted a good citation of an interesting word. That's what Wordie was originally created for!

    February 12, 2009

  • For a discussion of "grey" vs. "gray" (among other things), see they.

    February 8, 2009

  • For a discussion of "grey" vs. "gray" (among other things), see they.

    February 8, 2009

  • What I think:

    - Grey is cooler than gray, because it's phonetic. Phonetically-spelled words are the chocolate chips in the gorp of life.

    - People have been using they as a singular gender-neutral pronoun for centuries now. If centuries of use doesn't make a word legitimate, what does?

    - Browsing Wordie while a cat sits in your lap and washes itself is a lovely way to spend a cold winter evening. :-)

    February 7, 2009

  • I LOVE IT!

    *loves it*

    February 4, 2009

  • Also the name of a Simpsons character (but I like the definitions on this page better).

    February 4, 2009

  • *clicks VO's link*

    *stares in horrified fascination at video*

    January 31, 2009

  • Ponies and demons? Then surely, whichbe, you'll like this half-pony, half-monkey monster. I made it to please you. :-)

    January 31, 2009

  • Sorry, bilby -- I tried to come up with a witty and fitting title for this new list, but I think my Muse must be on her coffee break.

    January 30, 2009

  • Keystone robberies? Call the Keystone Cops!

    January 30, 2009

  • In this article, Steven Pinker argues that John Roberts's "inner copy editor" caused him to flub Obama's oath of office. I'm not sure I agree, but it's a good read either way.

    January 30, 2009

  • I would say "in its capacity as", but I would never say "in the capacity as".

    *curious now* Where did you see this one, qroqqa?

    January 29, 2009

  • That's a good idea, bilby -- would you like to have the honor of making such a list?

    January 29, 2009

  • Ladies and gentlemen, I think what we have here is a cultural divide. Here in the US, the word is commonly understood to have the meaning that rolig described (dithering, repeatedly changing one's mind, failing to take a steady stance on an issue). Clinton was one famous target of this word; another was John Kerry, who was accused of both "waffling" and "flip-flopping".

    I also want to say that the "be verbose" meaning is completely unknown here -- certainly it's unknown to me -- but before I make such a strong statement, I need some unscientific confirmation from my fellow American Wordies.

    Help me out, guys. Do you find bilby's definition as alien as I do?

    (Edit: while I was typing this, sionnach came along and defended both meanings, which leads me to suspect that he's not merely a gentleman, but also a world traveler and a global citizen.)

    January 27, 2009

  • I once spent a fascinating three hours scouring Google Earth for monadnocks -- most of them look spectacular with the 3D terrain feature turned on.

    January 24, 2009

  • Hey, cool... my college friends and I used to joke about starting a band called the Tequila Mockingbirds.

    Great minds think alike, I guess. Or twisted minds, perhaps. :-)

    January 24, 2009

  • Expanding on what hernesheir said:

    Cheese contains rennet, and a lot of cheeses (especially in Europe) use animal rennet. According to Wikipedia, this kind of rennet is made from deep-frozen calf stomachs.

    Wikipedia also lists several non-animal sources of rennet.

    January 20, 2009

  • Hee hee hee!

    January 17, 2009

  • "A geometry implies the heterogeneity of locus, namely that there is a locus of the Otter. Regarding this locus of the Otter, of one sex as Otter, as absolute Otter, what does the most recent development in topology allow us to posit?"

    --Jacques Lecan

    January 17, 2009

  • Oh dear. Well, this sort of thing happens all the time. I'm used to it by now.

    Thanks for the heads up, VO!

    January 16, 2009

  • Congratulations, fellow Wordies -- you've inspired a new list:

    What Time Is It?

    January 16, 2009

  • It amuses me that this list has sat quiet and unnoticed for six months, only to see a flurry of comments over the space of 24 hours. :-) I live in hope that some of my other unnoticed lists will someday attract the attention of my fellow Wordies (hint hint).

    *

    And, for the record, while I favor "Yorkian" to refer to upstaters, I think the phrase "Nork-Nork" is just adorable. :-)

    January 15, 2009

  • I must see this!

    (Grateful credit to chained_bear, over on guitar hero.)

    January 15, 2009

  • Excuse me a moment while I mount my soapbox...

    The placement of the word "not" makes a difference, yet this difference is almost universally ignored. Consider these two hypothetical titles of books:

    "How To Not Eat Dinner"

    "How Not To Eat Dinner"

    They don't mean the same thing. The first sounds like it's about fasting or dieting (avoiding dinner) -- the second sounds like it's about table etiquette (the manner in which you eat dinner).

    I think they're both useful constructions, but I notice that there's a great taboo against the construction "to not". For example, we say "I told you not to come", even though we mean "I told you to not come".

    Isn't this a shame? Such a useful distinction we could have available to us, and we throw it all away, just because we're afraid to split one lousy infinitive.

    January 15, 2009

  • Reading the (excellent) analysis on this page, I see a parallel between the usage of "only" and the usage of "not". I'm heading over to not to post my thoughts. Care to join me?

    January 15, 2009

  • Yarb and dc -- I've never played Guitar Hero, but my understanding is that the goal of the game is to match the notes on the guitar to the notes on the screen, in real time.

    Here's an example.

    January 14, 2009

  • Qroqqa, I love this list. I hope you expand it!

    January 10, 2009

  • I've never really liked the construction "There is..." to indicate existence. I love English, but I think of this as one of English's little foibles. Indicating the existence of something by constructing a meaningless subject and relegating the actual subject of your sentence to being the object? Please. Give me a break. :-)

    But now, I'm beginning to expect that English is evolving a more elegant solution. "There's" is now being used not as a grammatical subject, but rather as a rough equivalent to the existential quantifier of symbolic logic, ∃, which means "there exists".

    This suggests that "There's" does not (necessarily) equal "There is".

    If my hypothesis turns out to be correct, then I see no reason why "There's" should be forced to agree with the number of the subject it's describing.

    Thoughts?

    January 10, 2009

  • List is open now. Do with it as you will!

    January 10, 2009

  • "Fish of the day"?

    January 9, 2009

  • The Cold War was fought with silly animals? Gosh. The things I've missed by being born in the '80s...

    January 9, 2009

  • Consider it a tribute, whichbe, as well as a thank-you gift for all your hard work. :-)

    January 9, 2009

  • Fantastic!

    In joyful celebration of whichbe's skills as an MC, I offer this list: Whichbe hosts the 2008 Wordie Awards.

    January 9, 2009

  • Hey, quinn, thanks for making this list! It's funny how lyrical these words are, given their meanings.

    I keep a similar, but broader list: New baby names for girls. If you guys come up with any words that aren't diseases but would nevertheless make lovely names for girls, well, here's a place for them.

    January 8, 2009

  • Also a monster in Dungeons and Dragons.

    January 6, 2009

  • Mollusque -- what about those things which are just barely too large too fit through the available windows? Might they be quasifenestrated, and if so, would Crisco help?

    January 6, 2009

  • Anyone else thinking of the femmage discussion right now?

    January 3, 2009

  • If the loony with the ladle

    Eats the noodle from the middle,

    Can a hobbit and a rabbit

    Build a model of the moon?

    --a scrap of half-remembered poetry

    December 31, 2008

  • *chuckle*

    December 30, 2008

  • My people! You understand the word "were"!

    *gives heartfelt hugs to chained_bear and reesetee*

    December 30, 2008

  • Oh, I get it.

    *grin* That is funny!

    December 26, 2008

  • Gajan Kristnaskon! (Esperanto) (I don't know IPA well, but I think it's spelled the same: /gajan kɹistnaskon/.)

    December 26, 2008

  • *thinks hard*

    Possibly unguent?

    December 25, 2008

  • I'd like to nominate sionnach's Dale counting sheep.

    Also, though I know it's terribly gauche of me, I want to nominate one of my own lists: Nicknames you shouldn't give to an axe-wielding, loincloth-wearing barbarian warrior with bulging thews.

    December 25, 2008

  • intrepid, zeppelin, sos

    December 25, 2008

  • I like puns, but even I have to admit that puns are the lowest form of pastry.

    December 23, 2008

  • See orifacture.

    December 22, 2008

  • So, a thing that was made with the mouth would be an orifact? This allows for some useful phrases:

    "As the politician railed against his opponent, little orifacts sprayed all over the lectern."

    "Don't look now, Bob, but there's an orifact clinging to your lower lip."

    "The baby gurgled happily in her high chair as she released another wave of orifacts down her chin."

    December 22, 2008

  • Hi Pro... I saw this and thought of you. :-)

    December 20, 2008

  • Me too, c_b!

    *sings with you*

    December 19, 2008

  • Given that all physical objects are causal, and that the permissive period at reesetee's office expires at the end of the year, does this mean that 2009 will be spent in the nude?

    December 18, 2008

  • When I first clicked the link to this page, I half expected to find a reference to this song.

    (The YouTube video is not very good, but at least it lets you listen to the music.)

    December 16, 2008

  • *adopts faux-Italian accent, squeezes accordion*

    When societies say you should act just one way,

    That's a-more!

    December 15, 2008

  • I have evaluated the samples offered by bilby and sionnach and found that they are indeed very rigorous. They are also aesthetic, cogent, cromulent, and (in sionnach's case) practically libelous. ;)

    In light of this, I declare that any royalties they may owe shall be waived in perpetuity.

    As for the rest of you...

    December 14, 2008

  • In accordance with the privileges granted by Wordie Pro, this letter, in all its forms, is declared to be the property of pterodactyl, who is entitled to compensation for any use thereof. Said compensation may take the form of either silly poetry or cold hard cash.

    See dog's letter. And mind your (pterodactyl's letter)'s and q's!

    December 14, 2008

  • (Note: To demonstrate that he is not unkind, and to maintain the honor of the pterosaurs, Pterodactyl would like to announce that the mandatory 3-cent royalties will be waived for any applicant who can provide a rigorous example of silly poetry.)

    December 13, 2008

  • And don't you forget it! I'm entitled to a 3-cent royalty anytime any of you use My Letter, and some of you are wayyyyyy behind on your payments!

    December 13, 2008

  • And here.

    Gosh -- it seems like every time I make a list, I discover that someone else has already made it!

    December 11, 2008

  • Oh, and also here.

    December 11, 2008

  • And here.

    December 11, 2008

  • Wow, you're right!

    *doffs cap to Ravages, and reflects on the fact that every potential Wordie list is an existing Wordie list*

    December 11, 2008

  • And bring your knees in ti-i-iight!

    December 10, 2008

  • Hi Pro! I want to thank you -- after reading all your comments about Belle & Sebastian, I finally went and got two of their albums out of the library, and I'm really enjoying the music. Thanks!

    December 9, 2008

  • See kiddie caltrops.

    December 9, 2008

  • A glib quip.

    December 7, 2008

  • More commonly spelled cryptomnesia, but a fascinating phenomenon either way.

    December 5, 2008

  • From where I'm sitting, you're all adelops.

    December 5, 2008

  • Plethora, I have to say that I recognized the names of several of the Adelaide landmarks you mentioned, but only by way of this Ben Folds song.

    December 5, 2008

  • *loves whoever came up with tag*

    December 5, 2008

  • Well, if this page is a good example of what happens when I post the details of weird dreams, then I should definitely start hitting the applesauce every night. Bilby, I love the way you limn chained_bear, and your bilby-babble fills me with joy... strange, slightly worried joy.

    December 5, 2008

  • I love this list! It reminds me of this cartoon.

    December 4, 2008

  • See dream a little dream of lists (and my cryptic subconscious mind).

    December 4, 2008

  • *raises hand politely*

    What about typhoons?

    December 4, 2008

  • *is second in line*

    December 4, 2008

  • Yes! A new word for my list "Words that look like adverbs but aren't"!

    And trivet -- I adore your interrobang!

    December 4, 2008

  • Reading this page led me to look up queue, which lead me to the Wikipedia page, which was fascinating. Thank you!

    December 4, 2008

  • See oneiromancy.

    And, while you're at it, see dream a little dream of lists.

    December 4, 2008

  • I just had my first Wordie dream last night. In the dream, I read a certain peculiar comment, and upon waking, I wrote it down. Here it is:

    about 1 hour ago bilby said:

    Chained_bear is my mother?! Well, tie me to the mall with a malt of third!

    I've reproduced every jot and tittle just as I dreamt it. Now, the big question: is this a case of oneiromantic prophecy, or just an effect of the bad applesauce I ate before bed?

    Only time will tell.

    December 4, 2008

  • *cheering and clapping*

    December 4, 2008

  • I've been watching in fascination as this word acquires a new meaning. It's now in common use as a synonym for "very" and "extremely" (as in the phrase "Mr. Pibb + Red Vines = crazy delicious"), and I love the new meaning. I use it myself.

    The only other word I can think of that's undergone such a process within my lifetime is "random" (as in "boy, that was a random comment").

    December 2, 2008

  • A phrase I picked up in college. It refers to a situation in which the number of elements is small, but the number of combinations of these elements is unmanageably vast.

    December 2, 2008

  • I've opened the list, so feel free to jump in with your suggestions.

    But please, only post names used by natives of that place! (For example, don't post the Chinese names for places in France -- just for places where they speak Chinese.) It may seem draconian, but I think we need this rule to keep the list from undergoing a combinatorial explosion.

    December 2, 2008

  • Hey, Pro-- you're referring to Sardinia, right? I want to add your suggestions, but first let me ask: which of the names you posted is the common name used by Sardinians?

    December 2, 2008

  • C/O gets my vote.

    December 1, 2008

  • Is this the same thing as the bungee cord?

    November 30, 2008

  • Ooh, I like these poems! I'd heard of Spike Milligan, but only through the Goon Show. Thank you all for enlightening me!

    November 28, 2008

  • Skip, that's awesome!

    My support for you is unwafering.

    November 24, 2008

  • Sounds like it should "more spurious", doesn't it?

    November 24, 2008

  • Refers to Cingular Wireless, an American cellphone company now owned by AT&T (and renamed AT&T Mobility).

    November 24, 2008

  • Well, I'm American, and I'd definitely call biscotti "cookies", based on the following reasoning: Biscotti are sweet. Cookies are sweet. Biscuits are savory.

    Actually, I'd argue that in the US, we draw a three-way distinction:

    Cookie: small, flat, sweet

    Biscuit: fluffy, savory, good with butter and jam

    Scone: not fluffy but not flat. Dry. Kind of like a triangular brick made of flour. Often sweetened.

    Wikipedia agrees with me. "In the United States, scones are drier, larger and typically sweet. Those sold by coffee shops often include fillings such as cranberries, blueberries, nuts, or even chocolate chips."

    November 23, 2008

  • People who like this list may also be interested in my similar (but more draconian) list: Steroids.

    November 20, 2008

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    November 15, 2008

  • Some years ago, there was a fad for kilts among my (male) friends. I think they thought it would drive the girls wild. I asked the girls about it, and as it turned out, absolutely none of them liked the idea of guys in kilts.

    C_b, you're the exception that proves the rule. :-)

    November 15, 2008

  • The auk

    Is awkward

    When it walks --

    And when it talks

    It talks

    In squawks.

    November 14, 2008

  • *is full of love for bilby*

    November 13, 2008

  • If it were pronounced "muh-RIM-uh-ree", it would almost rhyme with periphery.

    Almost.

    November 13, 2008

  • See different.

    November 13, 2008

  • Happy birthday, dontcry! Many happy returns of the day!

    November 11, 2008

  • And, what, no love for hyphalutin?

    November 11, 2008

  • Frindley: amen!

    November 11, 2008

  • See also yinz.

    November 10, 2008

  • hyphalutin?

    November 9, 2008

  • You can add the United States of America to this list -- we've bombed our own land plenty of times.

    November 9, 2008

  • Of COURSE the bear is named Ursula.

    *shakes head in admiration*

    November 9, 2008

  • I think you're probably right, VO:

    - there is a symmetrical/asymmetrical distinction that's worth preserving, and

    - it is definitely time for something completely different.

    November 8, 2008

  • Mmmmmmmmm.

    November 8, 2008

  • I have to agree with the Chicago Manual. There are some constructions that just don't allow you to use "different from", and in these cases, "different than" is the only possible substitute.

    In response to VanishedOne: I'd argue that the choice of "than" to follow rather, other, and different is not based just on syntax, but also on semantics. To my ear, the word than gives a sense of differentiation, of distinguishing between two things. Likewise, the meanings of rather, other, and different all have to do with distinguishing two things, setting them apart from each other. The meaning of similar is quite the opposite: calling two things "similar" makes them less distinguishable, draws them closer together.

    So, "similar than" is a contradiction.

    What do you think?

    November 7, 2008

  • See ^^.

    November 7, 2008

  • Are you implying that Bambi is some sort of cervine messiah?

    November 7, 2008

  • *stands and applauds*

    November 7, 2008

  • The overwhelming sentiment on this page seems to be against "different than", so let me play devil's advocate for a moment: what about "other than" and "rather than"? Are they acceptable? And if they are, what's the relevant difference between them and "different than"?

    November 7, 2008

  • Wow... some excellent analyses on this page -- thanks, guys!

    Yes, qroqqa, I can confirm from experience that most American speakers do not have "different to", and of the two options we do have, "different than" is by far the most popular. I rarely hear "different from", and when I do, it's usually in formal settings only.

    November 7, 2008

  • An in-law?

    (For actual meaning, see different.)

    November 6, 2008

  • Welcome, elgiad! Good to have you!

    November 6, 2008

  • Hi John -- I went to delete a list today and got 404'd instead. Now I can't figure out any way to delete the list.

    (Not a big deal, obviously, but I figured you might want to know.)

    November 6, 2008

  • Yes! And anyone who is ^^^ is obviously three tense.

    November 6, 2008

  • I ask because I'm considering switching my personal usage from "different from" to "different than", in order to allow constructions such as "The situation is different than it used to be." (The equivalent construction using "from" is "The situation is different from how it used to be", which sounds clumsy.)

    I'm especially interested in "different to", which I never hear in the US, but which presents itself as a tantalizing third option. How would "to" fit into the above example?

    November 6, 2008

  • A quick poll: which of the following do you use?

    - "different from"

    - "different than"

    - "different to"

    November 6, 2008

  • Neither. Why miss a perfectly good opportunity to use the word welkin?

    November 3, 2008

  • I suspect that cyclones and typhoons would get more press in the US if they were called hurricanes, because I really think that Americans don't understand that these different words refer to the same sort of storm.

    November 3, 2008

  • When the revolution comes, pterodactyl will...

    probably be first against the wall.

    Share and Enjoy!

    November 3, 2008

  • ZEE-bruh or ZEB-ruh?

    (And my vote's for grey, because it's phonetic.)

    November 3, 2008

  • Hey! Who took all my umbrage?!

    October 31, 2008

  • I just heard a newscaster pronounce this word "hoss-PIT-uh-lyzd", which sounded bizarre to my ears. I've always heard it "HOSS-pit-uh-lyzd".

    How do you folks pronounce it?

    October 26, 2008

  • "Most Active Threads" has gone all 500 Application Error on me. :-(

    October 19, 2008

  • "Remember: if the world did not suck, we would all fall off."

    --posted in a coworker's cubicle

    October 19, 2008

  • See also Nebraksa.

    October 19, 2008

  • Digraphs are one of the many exceptions to phonetic spelling. I guess that makes these words exceptions to the exceptions?

    October 18, 2008

  • *helps chained_bear make the problem worse*

    October 18, 2008

  • I think this word is just ducky.

    October 15, 2008

  • There's a good article about proprioception here.

    October 11, 2008

  • Adoarns -- I can think of at least nine off the top of my head (sight, hearing, taste, touch, smell, proprioception, balance/gravity, temperature, and pain).

    October 11, 2008

  • A concept from the Discworld series, by Terry Pratchett. According to phrenology, you can learn about a person's personality by studying certain bumps on the skull. Retrophrenology, therefore, is the practice of altering a person's personality by creating certain bumps on the skull (by means of a selection of differently-sized mallets).

    October 11, 2008

  • A spoken phrase. In Dungeons & Dragons, one of the three things that may be required to cast a spell.

    October 10, 2008

  • An object. In Dungeons & Dragons, one of the three things that may be required to cast a spell.

    October 10, 2008

  • A gesture of some sort. In Dungeons & Dragons, one of the three things that may be required to cast a spell.

    October 10, 2008

  • See thaum.

    October 10, 2008

  • A unit of magical energy, as featured in the Discworld novels by Terry Pratchett.

    Wikipedia says this: "The Thaum is a measuring unit used in quantifying magic on the disk. It equals the amount of mystical energy required to conjure up one small white pigeon, or three normal-sized billiard balls. Several SI-modifiers have been applied to it (e.g. millithaum, kilothaum) in the books. Magic can be measured with a thaumometer, which looks like a black cube with a dial on one side."

    October 10, 2008

  • Thank you, dc! Of all the lists I've created, this is my favorite. And I love the contributions you guys have made!

    But I am genuinely puzzled. What are the 10 "you-know-whats"?

    October 10, 2008

  • See also arcadia's Pretty words for when things get ugly.

    October 9, 2008

  • A bit of dialog from the Goon Show:

    "Admit it, you're a German spy."

    "I'm not a spy, I'm a shepherd!"

    "Aha! A shepherd-spy!"

    October 9, 2008

  • Thank you all for the suggestions!

    October 9, 2008

  • On second thought, let's keep 'em both going. I'll just hang a big sign on mine that says:

    SEE ALSO MOLLUSQUE'S RETRONYMS LIST.

    October 7, 2008

  • Thank you all! Your suggestions are lovely, and they're going to be darned useful as I assemble this presentation.

    Frindley, I loved the TED video you posted. I think every Wordie should watch it (and be prepared to see the geek needle go all the way into the red...).

    Plethora, why the heck wouldn't they let you read the dictionary? If I found a kid sitting quietly and reading the dictionary, I'd shower him or her with praise.

    (I once started reading an encyclopedia cover to cover. I think I got about a quarter of the way through before I lost interest.)

    October 5, 2008

  • Hello, fellow Wordies. I need your help...

    In one of the classes I'm taking this semester, I've just volunteered to do a 10-minute presentation about dictionaries. It's a topic that's near and dear to my heart, but I'm still a bit anxious about it.

    So I'm asking for suggestions. What are the best and worst dictionaries out there (print or online)? Do you have any favorites? Any dictionaries that have let you down? What about fancy bells and whistles (like those sites where you can hear words pronounced)?

    Any ideas would be greatly appreciated.

    October 4, 2008

  • Would also be a good name for a trendy coffeeshop.

    October 3, 2008

  • Away from your computer for a while? No internet access on your mobile phone? Don't fret -- you can still keep up on all the hip chatter. Just call 1-900-I-WORDIE, and John will read you the site over the phone. For an additional fee, he'll do all the different voices!

    October 2, 2008

  • So, what do root and rooting mean in Australia?

    *quite curious now*

    October 2, 2008

  • Seconded. Great list!

    October 1, 2008

  • No, c_b, your impression is not false. I, for one, give a sh*t. It's nice to have these all collected on one page.

    October 1, 2008

  • I enjoyed that book.

    October 1, 2008

  • I pronounce the T. I suspect I'm the only one who does.

    October 1, 2008

  • See also Wickerpedia.

    October 1, 2008

  • See chained_bear's comment on fuck.

    October 1, 2008

  • Hi mollusque -- good list! I'm happy that I'm not the only one out there with retronyms on his mind. :-)

    Now that I know that a retronym list already exists, I think I'd rather contribute to your list than maintain a list of my own. (Actually, my inclination is to just add the whole contents of my list to your list, but then all those words would have my name on them, and I don't want to steal credit from the other contributors here...)

    September 30, 2008

  • *loves dontcry for her magnificent pun*

    September 29, 2008

  • I'm not a photic sneezer, but I enjoyed this article.

    September 29, 2008

  • I am trying to imagine a way in which cross and sauce could NOT rhyme, but I'm failing. I mean, whether you pronounce them "KROSS" and "SOSS" (as I do), or "KRORSE" and "SORSE", they still rhyme, right?

    September 29, 2008

  • It shows up in real life, too. One of my friends used to get called this in middle school. Now she goes by her middle name instead.

    September 26, 2008

  • A Kryptonian chorus girl, perhaps?

    September 26, 2008

  • I've come here to repeat a question that jennarenn first raised, over at features:

    In the phrase "with knobs on", what, exactly, are the knobs?

    I really like the sound of the phrase, but before I start going around appending knobs to all the cool things in my life, I have to know what I'm dealing with here.

    September 26, 2008

  • Q. How much does it cost to buy corn from a pirate?

    A. A buck an ear.

    September 26, 2008

  • A rattling good quote, sir.

    September 25, 2008

  • I think it would be more Palin-esque to say that everything should taste like spam.

    September 25, 2008

  • Yes! Crispy brownies!

    *goes off in search of glass of milk*

    September 22, 2008

  • Ooh, reesetee, reesetee... pick me, pick me!

    September 21, 2008

  • A name for the palatal approximant, or Y-sound.

    September 21, 2008

  • My goodness, yarb -- your dialect is simply awash in yods! Tuna, tune, nuance, deduce, seduce, tulip, duke... even stupid?

    Now I wish we were having this conversation in person. I'd love to hear you say these words!

    September 21, 2008

  • Boisterous roistering oysters?

    September 20, 2008

  • Also an anagram of "moist teacup".

    September 20, 2008

  • Oh yeah! Get down with the aforementioned parcel!

    September 17, 2008

  • One of my coworkers sticks googly eyes to our office supplies. Now I have to work with the knowledge that my stapler is staring at me.

    September 14, 2008

  • See also googly eyes.

    September 14, 2008

  • I am delighted to discover that there's a name for these peculiar beasties. "Stormy petrel" -- what an excellent phrase! It makes me want to spring from my seat with an astonished cry of "It Has a Name??"

    September 11, 2008

  • Moist doesn't make me gag. It makes me giggle. It just seems inherently ridiculous, and for that I love it.

    Rolig -- I think part of the reason why moisten is sexier than dampen is that dampen doesn't just mean "make wet". It also means something like suppress or reduce.

    September 10, 2008

  • Hee hee!

    September 10, 2008

  • Did you mean wordy?

    oh, wait...

    September 9, 2008

  • This book just won Oddest Book Title of the Past 30 Years (or "Diagram of Diagrams"). See story here. It beat out some impressive contenders.

    September 7, 2008

  • Also, a female invern.

    September 7, 2008

  • Won't you please, please help her?

    September 7, 2008

  • Hah! Love the name. :-)

    September 2, 2008

  • Well, lookie here -- it has its own Wikipedia page.

    *grins smugly*

    September 2, 2008

  • No, it sure isn't unique to our family. I've met quite a few people who do the same thing. There's even some folkloric variation: some people say rabbits, some people say rabbit rabbit.

    In fact, I bet Google will back me up on this one...

    *runs off to check*

    September 2, 2008

  • I can't speak for how it spoke, but I do know how it gestured...

    September 1, 2008

  • A very rude animal indeed.

    September 1, 2008

  • There's a family tradition that if, on the first of the month, the first word out of your mouth is rabbits, you'll have good luck that month. Around my house, every time a new month begins, you'll see my family stumbling out of bed and greeting each other with a mumbled "Rabbits?".

    September 1, 2008

  • For Wordieternity: see conversation on fraught.

    September 1, 2008

  • I was just over at mandals, and now I find myself wondering... what's the difference between shit and shite?

    Normally I would turn to our resident expert for help on such matters, but in this case I think I need to consult some non-Americans.

    September 1, 2008

  • I've known since about age 5 -- my dinosaur phase -- that pterodactyls are not dinosaurs. (And being 5, I would go around telling this to everyone. Five-year-olds are masters of the non sequitur).

    What I didn't find out until recently is that, while some pterosaurs were quite large, pterodactylus was fairly small.

    Quoting Wikipedia:

    "Pterodactylus was a relatively small pterosaur genus, with adult wingspans ranging from 50 centimeters (1.5 ft) in P. kochi to 2.4 meters (8 ft) in P. grandis."

    I feel diminished. I feel inadequate. I feel like I need to go out and buy a huge prehistoric SUV to compensate.

    September 1, 2008

  • When I was younger I had an enormous collection of Legos, and when I wanted to play with them I'd start by spreading them all out across the living room floor. This made it easier to find specific pieces, but it also meant that crossing the floor, especially in the middle of the night on the way to the bathroom, became a Dance of a Thousand Agonies.

    Worse, perhaps, is kneeling on a Lego. To this day, if I look closely at my knees, I fancy that I can see dots of scar tissue in tidy 2x4 lines.

    August 31, 2008

  • Yeah, you know, Canadia. Where the Canadans live.

    August 31, 2008

  • Known in English as Armenia.

    August 27, 2008

  • Known in English as New Zealand.

    August 27, 2008

  • Known in English as Georgia.

    August 27, 2008

  • Known in English as Bhutan.

    August 27, 2008

  • Known in English as Luxembourg.

    August 27, 2008

  • Known in English as Scotland.

    August 27, 2008

  • Known in English as Estonia.

    August 27, 2008

  • Known in English as the Basque Country.

    August 27, 2008

  • Literally, "jump-disks".

    August 27, 2008

  • ♩ Every gal in Constantinople lives in Istanbul, not Constantinople / Been a long time gone, Constantinople, why did Constantinople get the works? ♩

    August 26, 2008

  • ♩ People just liked it better that wayyyyyyyyy! ♩

    August 26, 2008

  • Seanahan --

    I apologize. I've done two things wrong:

    1. I totally missed the irony of your original post.

    2. I posted a comment that, in hindsight, reads as a personal attack.

    I do think that people who use "gaytarded" in an unironic way come off sounding like idiots. But I don't think you're an idiot -- in fact, I quite like you -- and I'm sincerely sorry that I implied otherwise.

    August 26, 2008

  • I'm not so sure about Step 3. You say that such people "act smug and surprised that anyone would be offended", but what if they honestly are surprised?

    I'm sure there are plenty of message boards out there on which slurs are used regularly. (I don't frequent such boards, because they bother me, but they do exist.) If you're in the habit of posting to such boards, and you show up at Wordie, and you're so excited that you jump right in without stopping to check the tone of the comments here, well... it's easy to see how a person might be honestly surprised by the reception that their words get here.

    I don't see these folks as malicious. I see them as needing to acclimate to our standards. Rather than treating them as trolls (i.e. ignoring them), maybe we could just explain to them, in a calm and orderly way, what the Wordie standards for civility and decency are?

    August 26, 2008

  • Perhaps there are plenty of movie directors who want to depict the destruction of Olney, Illinois, but they can't find a way to make it seem plausible enough, because every potential audience knows that the albino squirrels would rise up, like a demonic monochromatic strike force from Illinois, and save the city from its otherwise certain destruction.

    Right?

    August 26, 2008

  • There are lots of examples of this over at TV Tropes -- see here and here.

    August 26, 2008

  • GODZILLA DESTROYS ALBUQUERQUE!

    That would be an excellent headline.

    August 26, 2008

  • Oh, c_b, I'll sing with you!

    *wraps arm around chained_bear's shoulders and raises mug of root beer*

    Why thy changed it I can't say... people just liked it better that way!

    So take me back to Constantinople!

    August 26, 2008

  • Uluru is one of my favorite examples of a native name that's much prettier than the European name. (Other good examples are Denali and Tennessee.)

    Happily, usage of Uluru is becoming pretty common, enough that I think it's no longer accurate to say that people have "never heard of" Uluru.

    August 26, 2008

  • I'm pleasantly surprised by the positive response to my little list. It started with me sitting in my chair thinking "why do we use an ugly word like Finland when a pretty word like Suomi already exists?", and it sort of grew from there.

    I'm limiting the list to well-known places, defined as "places that I, pterodactyl, have heard of". :-) Unfortunately, this excludes Makassar, but I did spend an interesting couple of minutes at http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Makassar. Check it out, y'all!

    Also, even though I didn't specify it in the title, I intended to list only the native names for places. What does a native Dubliner call his/her city? I read somewhere that the Irish language is used more in the west of Ireland than in the east, which makes me suspect that a native Dubliner, while knowing the Irish name for the city, probably doesn't use it that much.

    August 26, 2008

  • Excellent list! How about Greece? It's a suburb of Rochester.

    August 26, 2008

  • Wait, what?

    August 25, 2008

  • I agree with c_b and rt that one's profile should remain under one's control.

    I also want to point out that I can delete comments made on any of my lists, no matter who the commenter is. As far as I can recall, it's always been this way. I don't really have a problem with it.

    August 25, 2008

  • Known in English as Wales.

    August 25, 2008

  • Known in English as China.

    August 25, 2008

  • Known in English as Egypt.

    August 25, 2008

  • Known in English as Tibet.

    August 25, 2008

  • Often called just Krung Thep. Known in English as Bangkok.

    August 25, 2008

  • Known in English as Hungary.

    August 25, 2008

  • I've been watching the discussion that's currently going on at gaytarded and americunt, and something's just occured to me:

    Could it be that nouns are (slightly) more offensive than adjectives?

    Consider:

    - "she's a Jew" versus "she's Jewish"

    - "he's a gay" versus "he's gay"

    Perhaps the difference is that nouns define you, but adjectives only describe you.

    Hmm.

    Can you folks think of any more examples to confirm or disconfirm my theory?

    August 24, 2008

  • about 1 year ago seanahan said:

    "People are offended by 'gay' and 'retarded', even when you don't mean them in their literal sense, so this word neatly gets around that."

    No. I disagree. Gaytarded is a awful word, with its double whammy of casual hatred. If you use it in conversation, you probably won't avoid offense -- you'll more likely come off as a sniggering idiot.

    August 24, 2008

  • about 17 hours ago renumeratedfrog said:

    "...given the paucity of ethnic slurs for Americans, I think we should take whatever we can."

    The existence of ethnic slurs is a bad thing. A paucity of ethnic slurs is not a problem to be fixed, it's a cause for celebration. Rather than trying to come up with more slurs, I think we should be trying to bury the ones we already have.

    August 24, 2008

  • Good heavens, bilby and reesetee -- how is it that NEITHER of you bracketed vibra-twang snozzwhanger?

    August 22, 2008

  • Like yarb, I've spent many an afternoon wielding medieval weaponry against fearsome monsters (er... pretending to, at least), and it's a bit of a shock to discover that I've been using these terms wrong all this time.

    Wikipedia doesn't totally clear up the issue for me, but it does include some helpful pictures in all three articles: Flail, Morning Star, and Mace.

    August 19, 2008

  • A note to the various and sundry Wordies: I shall be in California until 8/14, and as we all know, there's no internet in California. Ergo, I shall probably be incommunicado until then.

    July 30, 2008

  • Well, I haven't the time for the deep detective work I wanted to do, as I'm leaving for California tomorrow. My guesses will instead be based on hasty, vague associations.

    asativum - bababada...thingy

    bilby - yarb

    chained_bear - clinchpoop

    darqueau - inexorable

    dontcry - sunflower

    frogapplause - sigh

    gangerh - cred-herring

    john - pluripotent

    oroboros - thoughtful

    palooka - goodbye

    plethora - ingenue

    prolagus - relaxed

    rolig - esemplastic

    seanahan - quixotic

    sionnach - wabe

    skipvia - mojo

    whichbe - gravlax

    yarb - groovin'

    July 30, 2008

  • John -- greetings from a fellow Rochesterian! You and I sure picked a fine place to grow up, didn't we?

    Oh, and, uh, something about Nair.

    July 30, 2008

  • Ah, peritonitis... that fine old British tradition.

    July 30, 2008

  • Hee hee!

    July 27, 2008

  • Silly dontcry. Pieholes are for pie!

    July 26, 2008

  • I wish that neither bilby nor I had read this page.

    July 26, 2008

  • Unfortunately, I still can't get the pumpkin coach link to work.

    July 26, 2008

  • Ah, I get it now. In fact, I should have gotten it earlier, as I just finished reading Terry Pratchett's Witches Abroad, in which a pumpkin coach features prominently.

    July 25, 2008

  • Hi, frogapplause -- you're welcome to use whatever you like from 50 Ways to Leave your Lover, or indeed from any of my lists. I prefer to remain anonymous, though, so if you do credit me, credit me as pterodactyl, not as...

    ..whoops! Almost let my real name slip, there!

    July 25, 2008

  • Hi, frogapplause -- you're welcome to use whatever you like from 50 Ways to Leave your Lover, or indeed from any of my lists. I prefer to remain anonymous, though, so if you do credit me, credit me as pterodactyl, not as...

    ..whoops! Almost let my real name slip, there!

    July 25, 2008

  • Sionnach: How, exactly, does one travel by pumpkin? I would be intrigued to see this happen. Does the pumpkin roll? Or does the pumpkin vine just grow really, really fast?

    July 25, 2008

  • Excellent suggestions, my people! Thank you! I'm especially impressed by giant peach -- bilby, it appears that you and I read the same books when we were growing up. :-)

    (And self-defenestration is making me laugh even as I type this.)

    July 25, 2008

  • Yes! Keep 'em coming!

    (thinks: Yay! After four months of sitting quiet and unnoticed, this list is finally seeing some action!)

    July 25, 2008

  • Chickens are female?

    *confused*

    July 25, 2008

  • "I'm Forbidden to Believe it's not Butter"?

    AHAHAHAHA hee hee hee hee!

    July 25, 2008

  • Thanks! It sure was fun putting this list together. My favorite is continental drift.

    Any suggestions for further entries?

    July 25, 2008

  • Hah!

    July 24, 2008

  • *respectfully raises hand*

    I think it's spelled "defenestration".

    July 24, 2008

  • *reads WordNet definition*

    What about undomesticated people?

    July 22, 2008

  • I, too, would like to learn the HTML resizing trick, and I, too, will give Shevek puppy dog eyes until he/she gives in and teaches it to us.

    Please?

    *earnest, pleading stare*

    July 21, 2008

  • "womb raider"? HAHAHAHAHA!

    July 19, 2008

  • I'm just stopping by to thank John, sincerely and enthusiastically, for the "Most commented on" list on the main page. It's just what I had in mind, and I think it's going to prove very useful.

    Thank you!

    July 18, 2008

  • My friends at college used to sing the following words to the tune of "Hakuna Matata", from The Lion King:

    Vagina Dentata!

    What a wonderful phrase!

    Vagina Dentata!

    Ain't no passin' craze...

    It means no penis!

    For the rest of your days

    It's our problem-free

    Monstrosity,

    Vagina Dentata

    July 18, 2008

  • Titans reproduce via belly-springing?

    *confused*

    July 18, 2008

  • For an explanation of this word, see here. And be sure to check out Everybody to the Limit!

    July 16, 2008

  • Yeah, chained_bear -- there's a whole lot of fraughttage going on.

    July 16, 2008

  • (thinks to self: omigosh! John called my idea fantastic! I may swoon!)

    July 16, 2008

  • Oooooh, thanks, John! I shall be a frequent visitor to the new page you've built. Your god work is truly godly.

    July 16, 2008

  • Is there a difference between a couch and a sofa? If so, what is it?

    July 16, 2008

  • As per the discussion on this list, I present an idea for some god work that John could do in his copious free time:

    How about, in addition to the "Most Wordied, Past 7 Days" list on the home page, a "Most Commented On, Past 7 Days" list? I think it'd be really useful to be able to see at glance which words have been getting all the commenty action recently.

    *respectfully bows and backs away*

    July 15, 2008

  • You know, when I first joined Wordie, I thought that "Most Wordied" meant "Most Commented On". Now I know that it doesn't, I find myself wishing that there were a "Most Commented On" list for the last 7 days. It'd be nice to be able to see at a glance which words are getting all the action this week.

    Anyone else feel the same way? If so, I'll nip on over to features and submit it for John's consideration.

    July 14, 2008

  • I usually hear it pronounced "feng shway" around here.

    July 14, 2008

  • How about aesthetics? The sth sound is hard enough to pronounce without a lisp.

    July 14, 2008

  • Doxy?

    July 13, 2008

  • I, too, learned this word from Firefly. I'm not sure about WordNet's definition, though; I always assumed it just meant prostitute.

    July 13, 2008

  • Aha! I've found a ghost!

    Anyone want to adopt this poor word?

    July 13, 2008

  • You are a muffin of all genders, Darqueau?

    July 12, 2008

  • A friend of mine, upon her recent return from Ireland, reported that weed whackers are known as strimmers over there.

    Can anyone confirm or disconfirm?

    July 11, 2008

  • Me, according to bilby. See shaken baby syndrome.

    July 11, 2008

  • Honestly, bilby, I don't think I have the natural twang it takes to say "dawg". I am twang-deprived. I am undertwanged. I am hypotwangic.

    Now, if I were from Tennessee rather than New York, things might be different...

    July 11, 2008

  • Oh, and bilby -- your antipodean wrath is truly glorious. Marsupiale enragĂ©, indeed! I've half a mind to deliberately provoke your wrath right now, just so I see your cute little nose twitch in fury and hear your frenzied invective one more time.

    In fact, I think I shall.

    *pokes you with a spoon*

    July 11, 2008

  • Actually, I don't think that photo is cute at all. Taxidermy gives me the willies.

    May I suggest these photos instead?

    July 11, 2008

  • I censor myself. "Hot damn!" usually comes out as "Hot dog!".

    July 11, 2008

  • "Ah'm proud to be a merkin."

    --George W. Bush, as quoted on the TV show QI.

    July 11, 2008

  • Happily, the video clip is available on YouTube.

    July 11, 2008

  • Noo! Your thinking of Kanses Cit, witch can be found in both Kanses and Mosourie. St. Loius is not in Kanses -- it is in Mosourie and also in Illisnoi, wear it is called Est. St Loius.

    July 8, 2008

  • An alternative name for New Yorkers, based on the official New York State Fruit (the apple) and the official New York State Muffin (the apple muffin).

    See also this recipe.

    July 7, 2008

  • Every time I hear this word, I remember a piece of music, with a very particular rhythm:

    "Chaparral!" (pause, pause, pause)

    "Chaparral!" (pause, pause, pause)

    Until today, I had no idea why this was. I mean, who would write a song about Californian shrubbery? But now, I've figured it out. It's a distorted relic of my childhood, and you can view it here, if you've no aversion to bagpipes.

    July 5, 2008

  • *picks up conversation 6 months later*

    I think seanahan is talking about the Samoa cookie that Girl Scouts sell in the US. There's a picture of a Samoa on this page -- it's the chocolate striped cookie in the lower left, above the phrase "Craving Cookies?"

    Wikipedia says that Samoas, together with the similar Caramel deLites, account for 19% of Girl Scout cookie sales in the US, making them the second most popular variety (after Thin Mints, of course).

    And here I have to agree with seanahan -- Samoas are so tasty as to be downright addictive. With all that caramel and chocolate, they're more like candies than cookies.

    July 4, 2008

  • I agree with chained_bear -- it's wonderful to hear people with British accents try to pronounce an American R. I once heard a guy on the BBC try to do a George Bush impression, and boy, that was downright hilarious.

    And how about the opposite situation? When an American tries to do a British accent, is it amusing to British ears?

    July 4, 2008

  • Hey yarb, aren't you in Vancouver? I thought they pronounced it "erb" in Canada, just like we do in the States.

    July 3, 2008

  • Skipvia: the answer is yes, sort of. It does make your pee smell funny. But only to certain people's noses.

    A good explanation can be found here.

    I, myself, am blessed with the ability to smell these compounds. I suspect, skipvia, that you are similarly blessed. :-)

    July 2, 2008

  • Snape. Snape. Se-ve-rus Snape.

    Dumbledore!

    July 2, 2008

  • Dear Abby,

    I woke up this morning and found myself unable to deny. It's not just me -- several of my home-boys are having the same problem. What's causing this epidemic of candor? Are there any medications I can take to restore my usual glib insincerity?

    Signed,

    One of the Other Brothers

    July 2, 2008

  • Well, it's a pleasure to be proven wrong in this case -- it shows that I have difficulty imagining life without Wordie. :-)

    Anyone else remember when Wordie looked like this?

    July 1, 2008

  • Hey, cool -- I had never heard of this commercial, so when I first saw the XKCD comic, it made no sense to me. Thanks for enlightening me!

    July 1, 2008

  • Bilby -- HAHAHAHA hee hee hee! :-D

    July 1, 2008

  • Hey! It's a mnemonic device! Eggplant and Elton John both begin with E!!!

    *very excited about this*

    July 1, 2008

  • Zucchini. But I only know that because of the recent conversation on eggplant, and because Elton John is still playing in my head.

    "Goodbye aubergine, though I never knew you at all..."

    July 1, 2008

  • I agree with reesetee. Wordie is what you make of it, whatever that may happen to be.

    But I do believe that Wordie is at least two years old. I remember using it when I was still working on my B.A., and I graduated from that college in May 2006.

    (My memory is notoriously unreliable, though. I could easily be confused about this.)

    July 1, 2008

  • In Hawaii, they refer to Hawaii as "Hawai'i". Or so I've heard.

    July 1, 2008

  • My college friends and I came up with an informative song called "A Thing's A Phallic Symbol If It's Longer Than It's Wide" that we used to sing boisterously on Saturday nights. Thanks in part to this song, I have no trouble recognizing phallic symbols. But I don't think I could recognize a yonic symbol.

    What makes something yonic? Is being circular enough? Or does it have to be concave?

    June 30, 2008

  • I spent two years on this site, and listed several hundred words, before I ever paid any attention to the comments. Did this behavior make me an unwordie user? I don't think so. I wasn't looking to chat, back then -- I just needed a place to keep my words.

    But I do wish I'd paid attention to the comments right from the start. I missed so many lovely conversations!

    (Oh well. There's always Wordieternity.)

    June 30, 2008

  • Oh, and yarb -- your earworm-fu is strong. You've pretty much ensured that Elton John will play in my head for the next few hours. :-)

    June 30, 2008

  • I've known for some years now that aubergine and courgette are the British English words for what we Americans call eggplant and zucchini. But I can never seem to remember which American word goes with which British word. Mention aubergines to me, and I'll know you're talking about some sort of garden vegetable, but my comprehension ends there.

    June 30, 2008

  • Earworm!

    June 30, 2008

  • *curious now*

    Where do you live, bilby?

    June 30, 2008

  • Your favorite list? Gosh!

    *feels very honored*

    *also provides a link*

    June 30, 2008

  • A small Quebec town with a wonderful name. See Wikipedia for more information.

    June 30, 2008

  • Hah! Excellent, Asa!

    June 28, 2008

  • ə¿ə -- bravo, skipvia! Your prowess with non-standard characters is truly impressive.

    *applauds*

    And I thank you on behalf of my neck, which will no longer have to suffer such indignities in the name of gremlin-summoning.

    June 28, 2008

  • I'm trying out the question mark in the title, and I find that if I rotate my screen 180 degrees, the list's new title looks like a cartoony face drawn in three-quarters angle.

    (I have a CRT monitor, so I'm not actually rotating my screen 180 degrees. I'm standing up from my chair and craning my head wayyyyy over to the left. As the blood rushes to my head... pop! It appears! Like some bulbous-nosed gremlin out of the cathode ray depths!)

    June 28, 2008

  • Sure, eye is fine. Add away, my friend!

    As for the asterisk, the truth is I couldn't figure out a simple way to distinguish between "any one character" (which is what the second asterisk means) and "any character or characters, or no character" (which is what the first asterisk means).

    June 27, 2008

  • I think I just missed an opportunity to use the word antipenultimate.

    June 27, 2008

  • According to Wikipedia, this phrase has its origins in a particularly bad translation of Star Wars Episode III.

    June 27, 2008

  • I suspect that trombrarian is also part of the 7457 conspiracy.

    June 27, 2008

  • So, by analogy, could you use "credible" as a synonym for "not very"? As in "this is a credibly good idea", or "this will be credibly good for the language"?

    June 26, 2008

  • Known in English as "Ho Chi Minh City".

    June 25, 2008

  • Known in English as "Bangkok".

    June 25, 2008

  • Yes!!! I have found a four-word city and a five-word city!

    *excitedly searching for six-word city*

    June 25, 2008

  • John, I did think of New York City. I live in upstate New York, and I'm forced to think of NYC every time I have to explain to someone that I'm not from there. (Yes, world, it's possible to be a New Yorker without being from that particular city!)

    But as far as I know, the official name of NYC is "New York", not "New York City". If this is true, then the name doesn't quite fit on this list. :-(

    June 25, 2008

  • Wow, some beautiful suggestions here! Thanks, everybody!

    I've decided to include all the English hyphenated towns, because I think they're curious, and I like curiosities.

    Bilby, you have some truly excellent names there (I will always have a special place in my heart for Head-Smashed-In, ever since reading Dave Barry's account of the place), but unfortunately, they're not cities or towns, so I don't think they really fit what I had in mind.

    June 25, 2008

  • How about e.g. and i.e.? When reading aloud, I'm always forced to substitute "for example" and "that is", because it sounds stupid to actually say "E G" or "I E".

    June 24, 2008

  • Despite the fact that I agree with chained_bear, I have to give this round to bilby, on the grounds that he is awesome. :-)

    June 24, 2008

  • To all those who are lost on this page, I would like to say a few words:

    BUD POD EWE OVA AWE SAP EBB IRK LYE

    June 24, 2008

  • *laughs*

    Oh, Asa, I like that one!

    (Pro -- it's a play on words, based on the first line of a Rudyard Kipling poem. See here.)

    June 22, 2008

  • I'm American, too, and I always hear buoy pronounced to rhyme with phooey. Reesetee, I think you're right about regional variations, and I have to ask -- did you grow up in Pennsylvania, or are you a transplant?

    June 21, 2008

  • I've known for most of my life that a.k.a. means "pseudonym", but I only found out several years ago that it stands for "also known as".

    Have you folks ever had the same experience with an acronym or initialism -- used it for years without knowing what it stands for?

    June 21, 2008

  • Hah! Yes! Spoton indeed!

    June 20, 2008

  • Sounds good, bilby. What does it mean?

    June 19, 2008

  • Yes, it's true, I am a cruel and vicious hunter. Among my recent prey are several brownies and a Christopher Moore novel.

    June 17, 2008

  • Whatever else it may mean, weenus is also a slang term meaning "the loose skin over your elbow". There's an article here, and a listing on Urban Dictionary here.

    June 16, 2008

  • I see Chad in the news pretty regularly, and unfortunately it's never good news. They have all those refugees to deal with, and there was that Zoe's Ark problem last year... I really hope that life in Chad is better than the American media depicts.

    June 16, 2008

  • Civil war? Sort of. Lots of indignant partisanship, certainly.

    Where are you from, Asat?

    June 14, 2008

  • I like the sound of plinplon. What does it mean?

    June 14, 2008

  • I like the idea for this list, and I think it's fascinating to see the meanings translated from Italian.

    I want to mention that in English (at least, the English of my idiolect), most of these words are innocuous. "Professional woman", for example -- in my mind, just means a woman with a profession (doctor, lawyer, or whatnot). Is this a clear difference between English and Italian?

    June 14, 2008

  • My name is on this list. It's one of the few verbs.

    June 14, 2008

  • No friends lists, please! I don't distinguish between "fellow Wordie user" and "friend", and I've no intention of starting. :-)

    June 13, 2008

  • Now I'm going to have to read this comic strip, just to see what it means by "lemon demons". Are we talking about the Lemon Demon, of Internet fame?

    And plethora, are you aware that Lemonic Demonade is a yearly event in Massachusetts?

    June 13, 2008

  • Hah! Yes!

    June 13, 2008

  • Maybe it's creator was having a bad day.

    June 13, 2008

  • No, bilby, it just means that I didn't read the list thoroughly before posting my ideas. Nevertheless, I think we can all agree that you shouldn't use Montezuma's revenge twice on a first date.

    Three times, though... that might be okay. :-)

    June 11, 2008

  • What a great list! Thanks, TYP!

    June 10, 2008

  • From Wikipedia: "The smoot is a nonstandard unit of length created as part of a Massachusetts Institute of Technology (MIT) fraternity prank. It is named after Oliver R. Smoot (class of 1962), an MIT fraternity pledge to Lambda Chi Alpha, who in October 1958 was used by his fraternity brothers to measure the length of the Harvard Bridge between Boston and Cambridge, Massachusetts... the bridge's length was measured to be 364.4 smoots (620.1 m) plus or minus one ear."

    More here.

    June 10, 2008

  • Swimmer's ear?

    June 10, 2008

  • For Wordieternity: more discussion of this stuff can be found at toejam.

    June 9, 2008

  • Thank you, dontcry! Inside jokes aren't any fun unless someone else gets them. :-)

    June 9, 2008

  • Wow. What a list!

    A lot of these names would fit well on one of my lists...

    June 9, 2008

  • I've always called that stuff sleep gunk, and I know several other people who do too.

    June 8, 2008

  • Apparently, if you wear no shoeshine, you are at risk of developing toejam football.

    That's gotta hurt!

    June 7, 2008

  • According to this site, which I found via Google and can't really vouch for, the words of the title come from Gaelic: moine mus(g)ach, or "nasty, filthy bog."

    June 6, 2008

  • My father and his friends have a sport that they call "competitive porch-sitting", which consists of sitting out on the porch. My father is a champion porch-sitter; he can shoot the breeze out there for hours and hours, long after a lesser man would have given up and retired to the kitchen.

    Dontcry, it sounds like your house would be the perfect place for a tournament!

    June 5, 2008

  • What about towelheads? It's an awful word, but I still see it written on bathroom stalls sometimes.

    June 5, 2008

  • This is your bottom. This is your bottom in Serbian. Any questions?

    June 4, 2008

  • 0.

    June 3, 2008

  • 130.

    June 3, 2008

  • An extremely small electric mouse.

    June 3, 2008

  • 1.

    June 3, 2008

  • 1.

    June 3, 2008

  • 1.

    June 3, 2008

  • 1.

    June 3, 2008

  • 1.

    June 3, 2008

  • 22 yards.

    June 3, 2008

  • Lots of overlap with sionnach's list, here -- many thanks to sionnach and all his contributors!

    June 3, 2008

  • 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.

    June 3, 2008

  • 10.

    June 3, 2008

  • 90,000,000 pounds.

    June 3, 2008

  • 12,000.

    June 3, 2008

  • 1.44.

    June 3, 2008

  • 20 billion.

    June 3, 2008

  • Well, I have eaten the odd iguanodon in my time. But I really prefer muffins.

    (See chainishness.)

    June 2, 2008

  • *thinks*

    Do necks have pits?

    May 31, 2008

  • Labyrinth! Yes. And it also reminds me of Blazing Saddles. "Go do that voodoo that you do so well!"

    Oh, and dontcry? Hoodoo.

    May 31, 2008

  • Yarb, is that a good thing or a bad thing?

    May 30, 2008

  • *sings*

    "Bedtime, overtime, half-time too / but they just can't hold a candle to my... supper time!"

    May 29, 2008

  • *sings*

    "Bring on the soup dish, bring on the cup / Bring on the bacon and fill me up / 'Cause it's supper, supper-supper-suppertime!"

    May 29, 2008

  • And a character in "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory".

    May 27, 2008

  • Palooka -- is it warm where you live? Just a guess.

    May 27, 2008

  • I saw the same M*A*S*H episode, and I suggest that you can slake desire. :-)

    May 26, 2008

  • When I first encountered this word, I thought it referred to a 24-hour computer support hotline.

    May 24, 2008

  • Dontcry... it took me a moment, but now I'm chuckling unstoppably. Thank you! :-)

    May 24, 2008

  • I rise in opposition to the tag "auto-antonym" being applied to this word. Good sirs and madams, I ask you: can we in good conscience allow "literally" to mean "figuratively"?

    Certainly the general public uses the word this way. And under most circumstances, I am all for following the general usage. In this case, though, I say that we must put up a fight. A fight, I tell you!

    If "literally" no longer means "literally", then what shall we use in its place? And even if suitable substitutes can be found, why should we allow ourselves to lose a perfectly good word in the first place?

    Fight the trend, good people. Refuse to define "literally" as "figuratively"! Posterity will thank you.

    May 24, 2008

  • Huh. I thought that these would all be pretty esoteric, but I've seen six or seven of them on the shelves at the Barnes & Noble where I work.

    May 23, 2008

  • I checked the etymology, and you're absolutely right. Rooster does indeed come from "roost" and "er".

    Off the list it goes!

    May 22, 2008

  • Hmm. You make good points, mollusque and yarb, but I'm not sure that the "er" in rooster is actually a suffix. Is a rooster "one that roosts"?

    I'll have to check the etymology.

    May 22, 2008

  • "'I didn't steal the project,' Brad said amiably. 'I just sort of skyugled it away from her when she wasn't looking.'"

    -- Connie Willis, "Blued Moon"

    May 22, 2008

  • "You better find yourself a gal right quick. You're givin' me the flit-flats with all this unfriendly talk."

    -- Connie Willis, "Blued Moon"

    May 22, 2008

  • See all het up.

    May 22, 2008

  • "She's on her way to Cheyenne to catch a plane back east. Her mother's all het up about getting a divorce. Caught her husband Adam 'n' Evein'."

    -- Connie Willis, "Blued Moon"

    May 22, 2008

  • How about a new list, instead? Something like "Verbs that end in 'ster'"?

    If you'll get it started, yarb, I'll help populate it!

    May 22, 2008

  • *laughs* Yes, the rules do make it difficult, but I had to stipulate them, or else the list would be hundreds and hundreds of words long. :-)

    May 21, 2008

  • Excellent, yarb!

    May 21, 2008

  • "Tree?" Sally said. "I fell out of a tree today. On a linguist."

    -- Connie Willis, "Blued Moon"

    May 21, 2008

  • I've also heard this used to describe the same action in the opposite direction, as in "my cat just horked up another hairball".

    May 21, 2008

  • Oh dear. What horrid definitions this word has. They make my Stuffie list a good deal less funny.

    I vote that we jettison these definitions entirely, and instead use this word as a silly synonym for purvey.

    Thanks for the heads-up, whichbe!

    May 17, 2008

  • Excellent, yarb! And darned fast, too. This list has only been up for twenty minutes!

    I'd add your suggestions myself, but I'd rather see your name next to them on the list (credit where credit is due, after all!). Add away, my good sir or madam!

    May 17, 2008

  • Yes, it is a joke. But only a half-joke, really, because I'm secretly hoping that someone will come up with more things that get monged.

    May 17, 2008

  • Added two Tunies (Mark Rothko Song and Word Disassociation), and a Stuffie (stuff you mong).

    May 17, 2008

  • You may be right, whichbe. I just spotted this news article about real-life Iron Man armor, and though I understand that there are legitimate motivations for designing it, I still imagine a bunch of noodly engineers sitting around saying "Hey... let's build a robotic exoskeleton that can turn even a noodly engineer into a powerhouse!"

    May 16, 2008

  • Time elapsed between (1) me referencing an old Dr. Demento song over at untonsured and (2) reesetee catching my reference and posting the lyrics: 2 minutes.

    This fills me with joy. :-)

    May 16, 2008

  • Eat them up, yum!

    May 16, 2008

  • Reesetee, reesetee, reesetee. Not only do bears bear headfish, they reduce them to fish heads!

    As for the bears bearing the monks, perhaps the monks give the bears their fish and chips. (That is, of course, if they happen to be chip monks.)

    May 16, 2008

  • Added. Thanks, whichbe!

    May 16, 2008

  • Bears dine with monks? How do the monks bear the bears?

    May 16, 2008

  • "When You Have To Hurl, Grab The Graip!"â„¢

    (Note that this slogan would work for the pitchfork, but not for the cereal.)

    May 16, 2008

  • The story of my youth.

    May 15, 2008

  • Wow -- it's beautiful!

    *favorited*

    May 15, 2008

  • Thanks to sionnach, you now have the word cephalopygian at your disposal. May it serve you well!

    May 14, 2008

  • Such as Jeff, the God of Biscuits. Or Simon, the God of Hairdos.

    May 14, 2008

  • Yay! This word makes me laughgh. :)

    May 14, 2008

  • Bilby, that's excellent! If there isn't already a Curt Court of the Ursine Queen, I'm going to start one right now!

    Yes. I shall be the Standard-Bearer for Her Shackled Majesty. Other available positions may be found here.

    May 14, 2008

  • Hi seanahan! I'm raising my hand to respectfully disagree with you. See my comments on I could care less. :-)

    May 13, 2008

  • ("Abominable".)

    May 12, 2008

  • Thanks, mollusque & yarb! You make Wordie the finest kind of edutainment. :-)

    May 12, 2008

  • It does indeed, Asativum. However, one of the unwritten rules of this list is "proper nouns don't count".

    May 12, 2008

  • I just saw vug on the comments feed, and immediately thought of this list.

    May 11, 2008

  • Good catch, mollusque -- thank you! Not only have you helped my list, you've taught me the word zarf, an excellent word if I ever saw one.

    May 11, 2008

  • Excellent find, whichbe! I've added it to my list.

    May 11, 2008

  • Pterodactyl vouches for you on this one. That was the problem with the late Mesozoic -- there were misspellings everywhere.

    May 11, 2008

  • Frindley -- I think I follow you, but I'm not sure. Do you now consider yourself an aunt?

    May 11, 2008

  • Ha ha ha!

    May 9, 2008

  • Hee hee hee. I love this phenomenon. My favorite is "Chuck Norris can divide by zero."

    There's an explanation here.

    May 9, 2008

  • I do! I do want to do that sort of thing!

    And unless I'm mistaken, your statement works out as "true". :-)

    May 9, 2008

  • How about dorm?

    May 9, 2008

  • Split infinity.

    May 9, 2008

  • This is slightly off-topic, but it's worth mentioning: a friend of mine calls her cousin's children her niecelings and nephewlings. She, in turn, is their auntlet.

    I, myself, have a nephewling (my cousin's cute little son Elijah). Apparently, this makes me an unclet.

    May 9, 2008

  • Spectacular!

    May 9, 2008

  • Hey sarra and mollusque -- where are you from?

    May 8, 2008

  • Also, I think Wisconsinite is a really funny word. :-)

    May 8, 2008

  • Here's a chance for me to post another one of those regional dialect maps. What do you call the area of grass between the sidewalk and the road?

    I, personally, have no word for it, but apparently Iowans call it the parking, Ohioans call it the tree lawn, and Wisconsinites call it the terrace. See maps here.

    May 8, 2008

  • I like this word. It makes me feel nostalgic, because I saw a lot of it back in college when I was getting my philosophy degree.

    May 8, 2008

  • Has both a husband and a wife.

    Indisputable evidence (er, speculation) can be seen at pterodactyl on the rise.

    May 7, 2008

  • *singing* "Before us newbies, you first existed / We kept your comments / Don't keep your distance"

    May 7, 2008

  • I sort of like hubby, actually. I think it's sweet.

    May 7, 2008

  • A laugh? I thought you were going "BONNNNNNNNNNNNNG".

    May 7, 2008

  • Would that make dontcry a verban legend?

    May 7, 2008

  • See comments at aphrodisiac.

    May 7, 2008

  • I don't blame the Aztecs for being prudent. Apparently, the word avocado comes from two words, one meaning lawyer and the other meaning testicle -- no virgin should be subjected to such an unholy combination!

    May 7, 2008

  • Continuing the conversation that has, bewilderingly, popped up over on pterodactyl on the rise...

    I really don't like the word husband. It sounds like a Dr. Seuss character.

    As Yertle looked out over lands never seen,

    He saw thousands of Huzz-Buns, all mottled and green

    Wife, by contrast, is airy and pleasant, rather like fife or life. Why couldn't we menfolk have come up with an equally pleasant term for our own married state?

    May 7, 2008

  • A stretch? Heavens, no! I call it bang on target.

    May 7, 2008

  • Billy Joel's ode to the life and times of an extinct lagomorph.

    May 7, 2008

  • Links: Alan Price, Muppets.

    It is a great song, isn't it? So bright and cheerful. "It's just amazing how fair people can be", indeed!

    May 6, 2008

  • *groans in appreciation*

    May 6, 2008

  • Oh! Excellent! I get it now!

    (In my mind, I was trying to sing "There's a pterodactyl on the rise", which doesn't scan. Thanks, reesetee, for demonstrating just how awesome this particular substitution is!)

    May 6, 2008

  • Soylent adjectives are people!!!

    May 6, 2008

  • HA HA HA HA! Oh, that's brilliant!

    May 6, 2008

  • I humbly propose a unit suitable for measuring extremely long poems: the teradactyl.

    May 6, 2008

  • Gosh, thanks!

    May 6, 2008

  • Chained_bear: Hee hee hee! I get a kickle out of your story. :-)

    Rolig: Good point. My thought process was pretty minimal when I created this list ("Pickle sounds funny. I wonder what else sounds funny like that?").

    Personally, I find the two-syllable words on this list to be the funniest (tinkle and spackle, for instance, are hilarious), but I wouldn't limit the list to two-syllable words, because there are some funny longer ones, too. Pumpernickel, for example -- that one always brings a smile to my face.

    In the end, I guess this list is all about the funny, not about the rule-following. Whatever that means.

    May 6, 2008

  • See neuticles.

    May 5, 2008

  • Hi Pro -- wanna help me come up with words that sound like pickle? If so, meet me here!

    May 5, 2008

  • For the purposes of this list, spelling doesn't matter. I'm just looking for the "kul" sound at the end -- however it's spelled, it makes me grin.

    May 5, 2008

  • See ensnorkelled.

    May 5, 2008

  • Ha ha ha!

    May 5, 2008

  • Sadly, no. *shakes head in world-weary chagrin*.

    I have learned my lesson about "pterodactyl". Despite the word's obvious power and grandeur (as well as its pizzazz, panache, and mojo), there will always those philistines who hear the phrase as "T as in Terodactyl".

    Hence the penguin.

    May 3, 2008

  • Frindley, you're absolutely right. M and N, B and P, D and T, S and F -- there are quite a few of these troublesome pairs.

    But even L has its problems, I've found. I sometimes have trouble distinguishing L from R over a scratchy phone line, especially if I'm not familiar with the speaker's accent.

    May 3, 2008

  • Pro, I usually hear occupied, just a minute, or there's someone in here. But if you want to, you could continue to say occupato -- I bet most Americans would understand it.

    May 3, 2008

  • There. All better now.

    May 2, 2008

  • Oh dear. It seems we can't use quotation marks in words. I'll have to fix that as soon as I get a chance.

    May 2, 2008

  • Hee hee!

    May 2, 2008

  • Incoherence and confusion? Oh dear. We can't have any of that. Perhaps I can elucidate...

    I was under the impression, sionnach, that you were making a clever reference to the song "Sheep Go To Heaven (Goats Go To Hell)", which has an extremely catchy chorus and makes for a confoundingly strong earworm. Hence my reference to gravediggers and forceps, both of which appear in the lyrics.

    May 2, 2008

  • Man, it's a good thing someone chained that pear up. Those things are crueler than mangoes, and they can turn vicious when they're wounded.

    Just because you suffer from pearanoia doesn't mean that the pears aren't out to get you!

    May 1, 2008

  • Ohhh!

    *lightbulb flashes on over head*

    I had never heard the expression "going all pear-shaped" before. Now that I have, I understand what Terry Pratchett means when he writes about things "going all wahoonie-shaped".

    Thank you, dear Wordies, for enlightening me!

    May 1, 2008

  • Oh dearie me... I'm afraid this word is inextricably linked in my mind to Tom Lehrer's song "I Got It From Agnes". If you want spaniel to remain unsullied in your mind, then you definitely shouldn't watch this video.

    May 1, 2008

  • Lo? Eh?

    May 1, 2008

  • Ah, sionnach, what an earworm you've just given me! Now I'm going to spend the rest of the day mumbling about gravediggers and forceps.

    May 1, 2008

  • Rest in peace, Humphrey Lyttelton.

    April 30, 2008

  • Qua?

    April 30, 2008

  • Reminds me of an old joke: A guy is chatting up a girl in a bar, and after a while he invites her back to his apartment. "Oh, no," the girl says. "I have scruples". "That's okay," the guy says. "I've had my shots."

    April 30, 2008

  • Brilliant!

    April 30, 2008

  • What does it mean?

    April 30, 2008

  • Speaking as a giant prehistoric reptile, I have to say that I don't really like cupcakes.

    Muffins, though...

    April 30, 2008

  • I've seen those stars, and I think the ancient Arabs were onto something. They're really pretty, and they do remind me of hoofprints.

    Unfortunately, they're also fairly dim, which means that I can't see them from my light-polluted hometown. :-(

    April 30, 2008

  • See this map for American usage.

    April 30, 2008

  • See this map for American usage.

    April 30, 2008

  • Yes, but you shouldn't drink too many consonants in one day; it can irritate the vowels.

    April 29, 2008

  • Ha! Oh, c_b, that's hilarious!

    April 29, 2008

  • According to Wikipedia, L is an alveolar lateral approximant. But it's also a type of liquid consonant, which I think makes it considerably sexier.

    April 29, 2008

  • "Fricative: Of or relating to the act of fricking"?

    April 29, 2008

  • Yes! Count me in as another fan who loves you dearly, Pro. (And forgive my utter ignorance of Sailor Moon).

    April 29, 2008

  • Neigh? Nay!

    April 29, 2008

  • And what, may I ask, is wrong with spectate? Sure, it's a backformation, but some of my best friends are backformations. :-)

    April 28, 2008

  • Thanks, p & P! And palooka, I can't help but imagine your daughters as wan little girls wearing 19th-century party dresses...

    April 28, 2008

  • *laughing*

    April 27, 2008

  • I'm going to hesitantly raise my hand and make my first feature suggestion...

    Over at this brilliant list that Prolagus created, I've been having fun trying to deduce the occupations of my fellow wordies, and it would be a good deal easier if I could sort the words by which user contributed them. What about a "sort by contributor" button for open lists?

    And thanks as always, John, for all your work on this excellent site!

    April 27, 2008

  • Disrespectful? I don't know about that. To me, a snicker is just a high-pitched chortle (but not so high-pitched as a giggle).

    April 26, 2008

  • *snuckering*

    April 26, 2008

  • A snicker that's so orotund, it's practically a guffaw.

    April 26, 2008

  • What a perfect word for it!

    April 25, 2008

  • Spotting the chained_bearcraft carrier behind a wall of arsillery armed with hah-witzers, pterodactyl swoops by in one of his two helicopter funships... and eggs it.

    Then the hah-witzers bring him down in a storm of giggles.

    April 25, 2008

  • I feel the same way. Being a Wordie neophyte, I wasn't around for the era before open lists, and I find it hard to believe that there ever was such an era. It just feels so natural to collaborate on lists!

    April 25, 2008

  • I'd wear it.

    April 25, 2008

  • Mollusque -- what about saying "that is" for "i.e." and "for example" for "e.g."? For me, that's completely automatic.

    April 25, 2008

  • I spotted a very Wordie-like treatment of the word obscurity in an episode of the TV show QI -- you can watch it here.

    April 25, 2008

  • A bunch of soldiers with squid instead of rifles.

    (Perhaps they slap people with them?)

    April 25, 2008

  • Pro, you probably know this already, but your English is superb. It's better than the English of most of my friends, all of whom are native speakers. So, no sighing necessary. :)

    April 24, 2008

  • (Yoinked from John, over at helicopter gunship. Thanks, John!)

    April 24, 2008

  • I WANT ONE.

    April 24, 2008

  • Obviously stands for "potato & leek" (soup). Ergo, as I suspected all along, reesetee is a potager!

    April 24, 2008

  • Ah, that must be what lethora and rolagus did.

    April 24, 2008

  • Holy cow -- I'm not the only person on Earth who appreciates the the fiancĂ©/finacĂ©e distinction!

    Ah, my people, how happy I am to have found you. :-)

    April 24, 2008

  • Chained_bear just brought baby daddy to our attention. Is there a place for him here?

    April 23, 2008

  • Also has nothing to do with muliebrity.

    April 23, 2008

  • It's never too late for a new nickname, psarra and preesetee! Just follow the example of pbilby and pchained_pbear.

    April 23, 2008

  • Yes indeed, plethora! Well, sort of. I'm working on my master's degree to become a proper librarian. Until then, I'm just a weekend aide at my library's circulation desk.

    That's one job guessed, one to go...

    April 22, 2008

  • Oh, and you missed at least two. :)

    April 22, 2008

  • I extend my sympathies to Archibald Fatquack and his venerable organ.

    April 22, 2008

  • Beautiful stuff, VO -- thanks for the link!

    But no, I am not an artist.

    April 22, 2008

  • A spelling variant, perhaps? I know this one as floccinaucinihilipilification.

    April 22, 2008

  • According to Eddie Izzard, "Armageddon" is short for "Armageddon out of here!"

    April 22, 2008

  • I am neither a geneticist nor a cashier. But you're close!

    April 22, 2008

  • I have two jobs. Both of them rely heavily on barcodes.

    April 22, 2008

  • And then once all twelve gangs have come and gone, you could have an Anniverssary!

    April 22, 2008

  • I like this list idea. Thanks, Prolagus!

    April 22, 2008

  • The exact opposite of benefit. As a verb, it means "harm" or "make worse". As a noun, it means "negative effect".

    I coined it because I don't like the word detriment in the phrase "benefits and detriments". Apparently, I'm not the only one -- Google finds several other independent inventions of malefit.

    April 22, 2008

  • When I first learned this word, I thought it was pronounced the same as (and possibly inspired by) humus. My reaction was "Yuck! How can anyone eat that!"

    (But now I love to eat hummus, and I suspect that this is because I've learned how to pronounce it.)

    April 22, 2008

  • According to this map, American usage of "rummage sale" is clustered around Milwaukee, of all places.

    Huh.

    April 22, 2008

  • See this map of American usage. Apparently, in the US, "garage sale" is more common in the north than in the south (except for Texas, for some reason).

    April 22, 2008

  • According to this map, the term "tag sale" is a regionalism from Connecticut and western Massachusetts.

    Now I'm wondering what term a non-American might choose to describe one of these sales...

    April 22, 2008

  • See this map for American usage.

    April 22, 2008

  • Yes, it's good. But what the Sam Hill is it?

    *is confused*

    April 22, 2008

  • Fruit? Huh.

    It makes me think of a janissary with a peacock's tail.

    Edit: oh, I get it now. Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!

    April 22, 2008

  • Nobody is listing whiff of scullerymaid. Why don't you?

    April 22, 2008

  • Thank you, chained_bear, for posting a link to my beloved Orisinal! I've passed many an hour there, often when I should have been doing homework. :-)

    April 22, 2008

  • So you think maybe you'll be a doggerelist,

    Just to pass the time till you make your next list,

    The Wordies gather 'round and they start to talk

    "It's nice, pterodactyl, but you're no sionnach."

    April 21, 2008

  • So you think maybe you'll be a prostitute,

    Just to pay for your lessons, you're learning the flute,

    The ladies won't pay you very much for this,

    Looks like you'll never be a concert flautist.

    -- "Inner City Pressure", by Flight of the Conchords

    April 21, 2008

  • Oh, I get it. It's not quite dead -- just listless. That makes sense.

    April 21, 2008

  • Aha! My very first sighting of a ghost word!

    I'm not sure whether to adopt it onto a list or to run like Scooby-Doo.

    April 21, 2008

  • Whimsy, yes... that's an excellent word for it.

    April 21, 2008

  • A story for you: About a month ago, I discovered an odd little site called Wordie. I was instantly captivated by the site's combination of logophilia and wordplay, but the best part, the part that keeps me coming back, is the attitude of the users. I don't know who these people are in real life, but on Wordie, they're fun, goofy, and witty, and their comments offer a pleasant respite from the bitterness and cynicism in the wider world.

    Unfortunately, every so often, I come across a page like this one, and it sort of ruins the mood. On any other site, I would love this discussion (it's an issue close to my heart, and I think rational argument is a noble activity), but on Wordie, well... it just doesn't fit.

    It's sort of like holding an activists' rally at a kid's birthday party. No matter how just your cause, you're still disrupting the people who are trying to play Pin the Tail on the Donkey. Take it outside! (er, offsite.)

    *

    A slogan for you: Keep Wordie Goofy!

    April 21, 2008

  • I think gangerh is having a bit of pshawdenfreude over there. ;-)

    April 20, 2008

  • The linguistics survey that I've been linking to offers four different maps for the American usage of this word: map 1, map 2, map 3, and map 4.

    That third map is definitely the odd one out, and I can't figure out why.

    April 20, 2008

  • This is such a weird word. You have to negate it before you use it! Ergo, this word can only be used to describe things that it doesn't describe.

    I think that that's downright spooky.

    April 20, 2008

  • Having grown up in Illinois, I have to throw my own befuddlement behind "quarter of". I've lived in upstate New York for twelve years now, and I still get confused when someone says "I'll be over at a quarter of three".

    I've never actually heard anyone say might could, or any other double modal, but it makes perfect sense to me, and I hope it spreads northwards. :-)

    (Oh, and see this map for American usage of double modals.)

    April 20, 2008

  • See this map for American usage -- and judging from the map, no one in the entire state of Massachusetts uses this phrase (except for one oddball on Cape Cod, who's probably a vacationer from Pennsylvania).

    April 20, 2008

  • See this map for American usage.

    April 20, 2008

  • I'm not synaesthetic, but I have several strong associations with certain numbers, letters, and musical keys. For example:

    - I associate the number five with the color red, and with aggressive, businesslike personalities.

    - I associate the letter "t" with youth and shyness.

    - I associate the key of E with the color green, and with pine forests.

    I think it'd be fun to actually see the number five in red, but in lieu of that, I'm happy with my associations.

    April 20, 2008

  • Suggestions, eh? Well, right now the #2, #3, and #4 words are quixotic, serendipity, and loquacious. All three of these have meanings that could be applied to Wordie, I think, and their popularity makes us seem like a good-natured lot.

    If one of the three were to overtake schadenfreude, I wouldn't shed a tear.

    April 20, 2008

  • Hey... do you folks in Australia have signs that say Merge Left or Squeeze Left? I'm used to seeing the former here in the US, and when I first saw the latter (in Canada), I laughed so hard I nearly drove off the road. For a road sign, it sounds remarkably... coquettish.

    April 20, 2008

  • Funny... before I clicked on this phrase, I assumed it was from a certain Beatles song.

    April 20, 2008

  • I heard this on the radio when I was younger, and wondered what bizarre vendetta the Clash had against this innocent science-fiction writer.

    Silly me.

    April 20, 2008

  • *applauds*

    April 19, 2008

  • All the vegetarians I know (and I know quite a few!) eat eggs. It's the vegans who might turn up their noses at this stuff...

    April 19, 2008

  • Example of usage:

    "I, pterodactyl, am a proud antischadenfreudgeonarianist."

    April 19, 2008

  • See antischadenfreudgeonarianism.

    April 19, 2008

  • Opposition to the doctrine that one should zealously promote the word schadenfreudgeon (see schadenfreudgeonarianism).

    April 19, 2008

  • The doctrine that one should zealously promote the word schadenfreudgeon (see schadenfreudgeonarian).

    April 19, 2008

  • One who zealously promotes the word schadenfreudgeon.

    April 19, 2008

  • "And if there's one thing that the candidates want to show they really know about Indiana, it's the local demonym..." (i.e. Hoosier.)

    --Heard on NPR, in this story.

    April 19, 2008

  • I imagine that such a game would drag-on for hours. :)

    April 19, 2008

  • *also guffawing*

    April 19, 2008

  • I swear I've got one of these in my front yard. It grows incredibly fast, especially when you're not looking at it. And it has vicious little thorns that, whenever you try to prune it, leave you bleeding in a dozen places.

    April 18, 2008

  • After checking Wikipedia, I've come to realize that my "hat with propeller" definition is probably due to my having learned the word from old Calvin and Hobbes comic strips.

    I stand duly corrected, and shall revise my usage forthwith. :)

    April 18, 2008

  • Here's a picture of an interrobang.

    April 18, 2008

  • I love it!

    April 18, 2008

  • Beanie = tuque? Not in my idiolect! To me, the word "beanie" means "hat with a propeller on top" (like this).

    Surely I'm not alone in this definition?

    April 18, 2008

  • Yes! And mightn't there also be twques? (If so, perhaps they look like this.)

    April 17, 2008

  • Correct me if I'm wrong, but can't you say broccoli and broccolo, just as you can say spaghetti and spaghetto?

    April 17, 2008

  • Or having to do with a Libratorr.

    April 17, 2008

  • Well, gosh darn it, it's working fine now, and I don't understand what's different this time.

    April 17, 2008

  • *tentatively raises hand*

    Hi, I'm not sure whether this is a bug or a feature, but I can't seem to put more than one link inside of a comment. For example, these should both be links:

    Link One

    Link Two

    ...but because there's two of them, they don't show up as links once I submit the comment.

    April 17, 2008

  • The existence of both toques and tuques suggests that there should also be taques, teques, and tiques. Symmetry demands it. In order to provide empirical evidence of these elusive forms of headgear, I propose that we build a two billion dollar superhattery, perhaps in Switzerland somewhere.

    April 17, 2008

  • How about tuque?

    April 17, 2008

  • HA HA HA!

    Excellent, gangerh!

    April 16, 2008

  • Ditch-phuca? In lieu of actually knowing what you mean, I have to assume that you are talking about some sort of Old World chupacabra.

    Poor Ethelred!

    April 16, 2008

  • I think I learned this one from my dad:

    What goes black-white-black-white-black-white-black-white?

    A nun rolling down a hill.

    April 16, 2008

  • It's a synonym for "kissing".

    April 16, 2008

  • I've always liked nictitation and osculation.

    April 16, 2008

  • I would find it more exciting if it were spelled "dubble". Then it would be a silly word, and we could all have a good time making fun of it.

    "Double", though... isn't much of anything.

    April 15, 2008

  • Attracted to people who, when you ask them out, scream "NOOOOOOOOOO!"

    April 15, 2008

  • This sounds like it should mean "moistness".

    April 14, 2008

  • "The Language Instinct"... that was the name of the book I read! Thank you for jogging my memory, seanahan.

    I still respectfully disagree, though, on the basis of my own personal experience. Usually when I hear this phrase used, the user is unaware that there's any discrepancy between their intended meaning and their literal meaning.

    Of course, we're talking about a bunch of different cases here; it may just be that you and Stephen Pinker hang out with a more erudite crowd than I do. :-)

    April 14, 2008

  • A plural "you", native to Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. See the Wikipedia article for more information, and look for the patch of light blue on this map.

    April 14, 2008

  • Here's a map that shows just how Southern this word is.

    April 14, 2008

  • For some people, "drug" can be a past tense form of "drag". See this map for American usage.

    April 14, 2008

  • For some people, "drug" can be a past tense form of "drag". See this map for American usage.

    April 14, 2008

  • See this map for American pronunciation.

    April 14, 2008

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    April 14, 2008

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    April 14, 2008

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    April 14, 2008

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    April 14, 2008

  • YES!

    *guffaws*

    April 13, 2008

  • Oh, I thought it was like a suffragette who fights for the right to forget.

    Hee hee hee! Now I'm picturing a street full of women wearing petticoats, waving blank signs, and swigging from bottles of nepenthe.

    April 13, 2008

  • I rise in loyal defense of one of my favorite words, cwm -- this diagram is unfair to the letter W! Come, my colleagues, let us not tolerate this blatant Y-ian favoritism!

    April 13, 2008

  • I once read in a college textbook that this phrase is an example of irony. I don't believe it, though.

    "Irony" implies that the speaker is consciously saying the opposite of what he/she intends to convey, and is hoping that the listener will hear the discrepancy. But "I could care less", though -- that's not conscious. People who say "I could care less" don't actually understand what they're saying, and you can verify this by asking them about it.

    When I'm feeling charitable toward this phrase, I call it an idiom. When I'm not feeling charitable, I call it a mistake. Either way, I don't think it's a case of irony.

    April 13, 2008

  • I have one of these in my backyard. Before today, I called it "that ditch full of stones".

    Thank you, Wordie, for once again prettifying my nomenclature!

    April 13, 2008

  • I'm going to echo yarb's comment on dork out:

    Lots of conversations on Wordie are irrelevant to the word on which they reside, but not this one.

    April 13, 2008

  • See doggy bag.

    April 12, 2008

  • I'm going to agree with sionnach and disagree (respectfully) with frindley.

    Regarding sionnach's point about black and white: There's an excellent example of this in the phrase "I could care less", which is an idiom that means its exact opposite ("I couldn't care less"). Everyone seems to understand this phrase just fine, even the people who hate it (like me).

    Regarding frindley's original point, down at the bottom of the page: Imagine that two people (let's call them "Aloysius" and "Bernice") have just started new jobs. Aloysius is going to be a crate stacker. He's given three hours of training, and at the end of it, he's expected to be proficient at stacking crates.

    Bernice is going to be an emergency dispatcher. She's given three hours of training, and at the end of it, she's expected to be proficient at dispatching EMTs, police, and firefighters.

    Bernice's training is going to be a heck of a lot more stressful than Aloysius's, because she has to learn a harder skill in the same amount of time. In other words, she has a steeper learning curve -- and this is not a good thing for her.

    April 12, 2008

  • See this map for American pronunciation.

    April 11, 2008

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    April 11, 2008

  • See this map -- spicket is currently losing the popularity contest against spigot.

    April 11, 2008

  • See this map -- spigot is currently winning the popularity contest against spicket.

    April 11, 2008

  • See this map for American pronunciation.

    April 11, 2008

  • See this map for American pronunciation.

    April 11, 2008

  • See this map for American pronunciation.

    April 11, 2008

  • For some reason, I associate the "yuman" pronunciation with Californians -- but this map does not support me in this.

    April 11, 2008

  • See this map for American pronunciation.

    April 11, 2008

  • See this map for American pronunciation.

    April 11, 2008

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    April 11, 2008

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    April 11, 2008

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    April 11, 2008

  • See this map for American pronunciation.

    And oroboros, I love your poem. :-D

    April 11, 2008

  • See this map for American pronunciation.

    April 11, 2008

  • See this map for American pronunciation.

    April 11, 2008

  • Also see here for a map of the cot/caught merger in the US.

    April 11, 2008

  • Also see here for a map of the cot/caught merger in the US.

    April 11, 2008

  • This word, as contrasted with cot, is somewhat famous among linguists. See here for the story.

    April 11, 2008

  • This word, as contrasted with caught, is somewhat famous among linguists. See here for the story.

    April 11, 2008

  • See this map for American pronunciation.

    April 11, 2008

  • See this map for American pronunciation.

    April 11, 2008

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    April 11, 2008

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    April 11, 2008

  • Yes. Definitely spudgy. And I think we've all eaten some spudgy things in our time.

    April 10, 2008

  • See this map for American pronunciation.

    April 10, 2008

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    April 10, 2008

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    April 10, 2008

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    April 10, 2008

  • ...and you can read about it here.

    April 10, 2008

  • For some people, Mary, merry, and marry all sound different. For others, they sound the same. You can see a map of this phenomenon (in the US) here.

    April 10, 2008

  • For some people, Mary, merry, and marry all sound different. For others, they sound the same. You can see a map of this phenomenon (in the US) here.

    April 10, 2008

  • For some people, Mary, merry, and marry all sound different. For others, they sound the same. You can see a map of this phenomenon (in the US) here.

    April 10, 2008

  • See this map for American pronunciation.

    April 10, 2008

  • See this map for American pronunciation.

    April 10, 2008

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    April 10, 2008

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    April 10, 2008

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    April 10, 2008

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    April 10, 2008

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    April 10, 2008

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    April 10, 2008

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    April 10, 2008

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    April 10, 2008

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    April 10, 2008

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    April 10, 2008

  • Mashed potatoes.

    April 10, 2008

  • Well, it's hard for me to describe, mollusque, but what I'm looking for are words which are never used literally, but only ironically. In all my life I've never heard "droll" used literally -- every single usage I've heard has been ironic.

    It fascinates me that this is possible. Irony only makes sense if you know the literal meaning of the word you're using ironically. With the literal meaning of "droll" being pretty much dead, how is it that we're still able to use it ironically and be understood?

    April 10, 2008

  • Hmm... for me, jug lacks the coolness factor that the G-G words have. In the word gigantic, for example, I see a tale of breathless melodrama:

    I was a small vowel in the big city. They were a pair of brawny identical twins, with nice mouthfeel and some cute descenders... but I never should have gotten between them, because one of them harbored a dangerous secret. He told me he was an affricate, and, like a fool, I believed him...

    The Plosive Surprise

    , now playing in a theater near you.

    April 10, 2008

  • I'm trying to find other words that have undergone the same transformation, but I can't think of any.

    April 10, 2008

  • Have you ever noticed that whenever a person says "Oh, how droll!", what they really mean is "Oh, how boring and stupid!"?

    It amazes me that this word is still defined as "humorous". I bet that in 2108, all the dictionaries will define "droll" as "humorless", because that's the way people use the word nowadays.

    Unless irony doesn't work like that.

    April 10, 2008

  • I suffer from the same problem, pbilby. I think my brain is stuffed so full of esoteric words that whenever I try to relearn "jejune", the definition utterly fails to stick in my mind.

    Is there a word for this phenomenon?

    April 9, 2008

  • *shakes head in wonderment*

    Every potential Wordie list... is an existing Wordie list. It's as if this site creates a hole in the barrier between the real and the imaginary, and the two are intermingling in some metaphysical amalgam...

    Either that, or Wordie was built over a Hellmouth. :-)

    April 9, 2008

  • Is "lily-livered poltroon" an archetype? I'm not sure. It sounds more like a hilarious Shakespearean insult.

    And why has no one listed it yet? You'd think that Wordies, of all people, would appreciate hilarious Shakespearean insults.

    April 9, 2008

  • Great suggestions, sionnach -- thanks!

    April 9, 2008

  • Fart noises, yes indeed... and isn't there a cartoon duck that sells insurance, called the Aflac Duck?

    April 8, 2008

  • Now I'm chortling. :-D

    April 8, 2008

  • Instant story -- just add plot!

    April 8, 2008

  • A skeleton walks into a bar, and says "Gimme a beer... and a mop."

    April 8, 2008

  • A guy walks into a bar with a chunk of asphalt on his shoulder. The bartender says "What can I get you?" The guy says "A beer for me, and one for the road."

    April 8, 2008

  • *sings* "David Hume could out-consume Schopenhauer and Hegel / and Wittgenstein was a beery swine who was just as schloshed as Schlegel!"

    April 8, 2008

  • Oh, I see. Y'know, I think they're actually funnier when left to the imagination like that.

    When I was about 14 or so, my friends and I had a game that consisted of taking turns making up setups for jokes. Not whole jokes, but just the introductory bits, like "Mother Theresa, Garrison Keillor, and a one-armed man are stuck in an elevator." We never came up with endings; I think we just like the unresolved tension of the silly situations.

    That's my longwinded way of saying bravo to you for your untethered jokelets.

    April 8, 2008

  • I'm desperately trying to keep my giggling at the sub-audible level. It isn't working very well.

    "Tsar", perhaps? If you pronounce the "ts", it's a short sharp sneeze.

    April 8, 2008

  • Given that they're glow-worms, wouldn't it have to be a symphony of lightedness?

    April 8, 2008

  • Now I'm dying to hear the jokes that go along with these contributions. For example, what happens when the voodoo priestess walks into a bar? You can't just leave us hanging! :-)

    April 8, 2008

  • When I first saw the word "pwn", I thought it was derived from Welsh, like "cwm" or "crwth". I went around for over a year hearing it my head as "poon".

    Then one day I attempted to use the word in conversation. It was a bewildering moment; all of a sudden, everyone was chortling and making references to Tang.

    April 8, 2008

  • No need to demand, c_b -- I'd be delighted to add to that excellent list. :-)

    April 8, 2008

  • Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

    A: Two. One to hold the giraffe, and the other to put the clocks in the bathtub.

    April 8, 2008

  • Q: How many Hegelians does it take to change a light bulb?

    A: Two. One stands at one end of the room and argues that the universe is composed of light; the other stands at the other end of the room and argues that true light is impossible.

    (if you laugh at this joke, you're probably just as overeducated as I am.)

    April 8, 2008

  • A woman walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre...

    ...so the bartender gives her one.

    April 8, 2008

  • A pickle walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, you're a pickle! What are you doing here?"

    The pickle says, "Well for starters, I'm celebrating the fact that I can walk."

    April 8, 2008

  • A neutron walks into a bar and says "Hey, how much for a beer?"

    The bartender replies "For you, no charge."

    April 8, 2008

  • Ooh! Can we put some placeholder names on this list? Or is that not what you had in mind?

    April 8, 2008

  • Oh my stars and garters... how have I lived for so long without knowing this wonderful, wonderful word?!!!

    April 8, 2008

  • Q: How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    A: None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

    April 8, 2008

  • Q: How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

    A: One.

    April 8, 2008

  • You and me both, fer_k. Such a great comic!

    April 8, 2008

  • I HAVE to hear the joke behind this phrase. :-)

    (Also, have you noticed that these pages are the only Google hits for "lovelorn gastropod"?)

    April 8, 2008

  • Some mispronunciations from my benighted youth:

    HIGH-per-BOWL (for "hyperbole")

    WHY-zend (for "wizened")

    I also used to pronounce "donor" as "donner" and rhyme "caste" with "paste".

    April 7, 2008

  • I love this song, but I never knew what it was about before now. Thank you!

    April 6, 2008

  • Every time I hear this word, I think of "decathecting", coined by Mike Doughty in this song.

    April 6, 2008

  • Here in the US, our two most famous illeists are probably Bob Dole and Elmo. I think that they're a perfect match, and I'd love to see them do a comedy film together. You could call it "Elmo loves you, Bob Dole!"

    Or "Bob Dole loves you, Elmo!"

    April 6, 2008

  • I think that "papaya" is a perfectly logical euphemism. Even the words sound similar -- they share that "schwa-aye-schwa" vowel pattern.

    April 5, 2008

  • Wow -- that's quite a list. I'm especially impressed by "reverberate".

    April 5, 2008

  • I vaguely remember hearing that "papaya" is the longest word you can type with one hand on a Dvorak keyboard, and that this is supposed to be a selling point for Dvorak keyboards.

    I also remember hearing that "stewardesses" is the longest word you can type with one hand on a QWERTY keyboard, but that memory is more vague, and probably false.

    April 5, 2008

  • Because reesetee asked... pterodactyl does not pronounce the "P" in his username. And thereby hangs a tale. See my user page for the (rather silly) story.

    April 5, 2008

  • Sionnach, you've just set me giggling, and I'm afraid I might not stop for some time.

    Hee hee hee!

    April 4, 2008

  • Do you pronounce the T? I do, but I'm beginning to suspect I'm the only one who does.

    April 3, 2008

  • Hee hee hee!

    March 27, 2008

  • Does this word really refer to itself?

    March 25, 2008

  • Actually more than 50, which proves that Paul Simon's prediction was too modest.

    March 21, 2008

  • Thank you! Off the list it goes...

    March 18, 2008

  • See the comments on this list.

    March 17, 2008

  • It's been so long since I read Blueberries for Sal, I can't remember whether they actually eat pancakes at the end of the book.

    Can anyone jog my memory?

    March 17, 2008

  • Using squid for unscrupulous purposes.

    March 16, 2008

  • SonofGroucho is absolutely right. And therein lies a joke...

    This geeky guy sees a beautiful woman at a bar, so he walks over and tries to chat her up. "Hey, baby, wanna come back to my place and look at my stamp collection?"

    She raises an eyebrow and says "Philately will get you nowhere."

    March 16, 2008

  • Squidwashing liquid? Why, the very idea! If you persist in this barefaced chicanery, good sir or madam, I shall have to report you to the Better Squidness Bureau!

    March 16, 2008

  • Maybe Eskimos don't have dozens of words for snow after all, but I've noticed that English speakers have a suspicious variety of words for being sneaky.

    I'm surrounded by English speakers every day. Should I be worried? :-)

    March 16, 2008

  • Thanks to juliah and Papageno for their lists of rhymeless words, from which I shall respectfully pilfer in order to expand this list.

    March 14, 2008

  • Yup. He's a character in a children's song. It's a wonderful song -- not only does Billy "steal from the selfish and give to the shellfish", we also get to see him woo the beautiful mollusk Clammity Jane.

    Lyrics here.

    March 14, 2008

  • Angst (n): The anxious, apprehensive feeling you get, deep down in your soul, when you try to find a rhyme for "angst".

    March 14, 2008

  • My Esperanto is a bit rusty, but I'm pretty sure it's...

    "Jes, ni havas neniom da bananoj, ni havas neniom da bananoj hodiau."

    March 14, 2008

  • Gehunteschpundt!

    March 13, 2008

  • Words that end in "-ish" but aren't adjectives are funny because they sound like they should be adjectives. (For example: can you describe a mediocre surfer as "radish"?)

    The humor doesn't work for monosyllabic words, like fish, because they don't sound like adjectives. So no fish. No squish, either.

    March 13, 2008

  • There are loads and loads of polysyllabic words with no rhymes. The real challenge is finding monosyllabic words with no rhymes.

    Hence the list.

    March 13, 2008

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